Quotes about “Amelia bedelia”
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this is 1908 classic children's novel. i literally have no idea. this is not what it's about. i've been reading my daughter amelia bedelia books. amelia bedelia is funny as fuck, dude. also, i think she's like me, to put it in forrest gump terms. every time i've been reading these amelia bedelia books, i'm like, damn, i can see lots of situations where i would do the same thing.
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like he tells amelia bedelia to pitch the tent and then she grabs the duffel bag with the tent stuff in it and then throws it into the bushes and then the dude is like hey can you use pine cones to start the fire and then put the coffee on
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it's good. i think it's a guy i got her do they make like adult amelia bedelia books that are like 500 pages long? bro, she they asked her to make chocolate chip cookies and she makes chips like she makes potato chips and chocolate cookies and you know what mr. and mrs. rogers i think that's their name. they're like this shit is fucking delicious man. they're onto something. you should check it out if you've never seen it. okay.
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say the fifth element? i know, listen i'm not trying to go amelia bedelia core on you but like he plays in almost every movie he plays a real person because at no point during the movie do they rip off gary oldman's face and he's a robot or something like an alien pretending to be a human. he's a real person in almost every movie he's ever been in.
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i've been reading my daughter amelia bedelia books. amelia bedelia is funny as fuck, dude. also, i think she's like me, to put it in like forrest gump terms. every time i've been reading these amelia bedelia books, i'm like, damn, i can see lots of situations where like, i would do the same thing. like he tells amelia bedelia to pitch the tent and then she grabs the duffel bag with the tent stuff in it and then throws it into the bushes. and then the dude is like,
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and i'm like, she's fucking so real and valid for that man. it's good. i think it's a guy i got her. do they make like adult amelia bedelia books that are like 500 pages long? bro, she they asked her to make chocolate chip cookies, and she makes chips like she makes potato chips and chocolate cookies. and you know what mr. and mrs. rogers, i think that's their name. they're like, this shit is fucking delicious, man. they're onto something.
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wouldn't that be funny? a guy who thinks interstellar is a non fiction? well dude, did they ever catch that fucker? they ever catch that guy who tried to do that shit to matthew mcconaughey? gary oldman plays a real person. say the fifth element? i know, listen, i'm not trying to go amelia bedelia core on you, but like he plays in almost every movie he plays a real person.
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wait till my review of marie antoinette is that's like they literally killed her because she's neurodivergent. does anybody else think that robespierre was kind of problematic for that one? now she might have been neurotypical. i think we all know louis xvi, maybe a little neurodivergent, but i don't know. she can fix him. i still got 30 minutes left in the movie. she could fix him. now talk about amelia bedelia.
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you telling me what to do is crazy, but i do want to talk about it now that you've incepted it. because amelia bedelia is literally valid. they talk to her exclusively in idioms that she doesn't know and then they get mad when she follows their literal instructions. when they say put the coffee on and then she takes a cup of coffee and puts it on top of something, they're like, whoa, you're fucking stupid. no, she's not, bro. you're fucking stupid because that's what you told her to fucking do.
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making his debut in 2013, this capitals player, that's tom wilson. nice try, haters. following the journey of 19 year old fair arsharan, this popular fantasy romance series began with this 2015 novel. i have absolutely no idea. i'm gonna say it's not divergent. i don't know what the kids are reading these days unless it's like amelia bedelia, who is funny as fuck. is this paddington? whatever.
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they're not my favorite stories. amelia bedelia is my favorite because amelia bedelia makes me feel seen. mr. smith or whatever is like, amelia, chill. can you just pitch a tent? and then she grabs the tent and throws it into the forest. then like an hour later, he comes back and he's like, where's the tent? and she's like, i pitched it just like you asked. and he's like, what? where is it? bro, you told her to pitch it. are you fucking kidding me? i was literally killing a bot.
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not a lot of rebecca's these days, huh? there's still some. okay, still some. there's a lot of amelia's, ophelia's, cecilia's, bedelia's, laura. what about gertrude? yeah, they're not making any more gertrudes these days. maybe one day?
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amelia bedelia is my favorite because amelia bedelia makes me feel seen. mr. smith or whatever is like, amelia chill, can you just pitch a tent? and then she grabs the tent and throws it into the forest. then like an hour later he comes back and he's like, where's the tent? and she's like, i pitched it just like you asked. and he's like, what? where is it? bro, you told her to pitch it. are you fucking kidding me? i was literally killing a bot. now we're all going to die.
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now talk about amelia bedelia.
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you telling me what to do is crazy, but i do want to talk about it now that you've incepted it. because amelia bedelia is literally valid. they talk to her exclusively in idioms that she doesn't know and then they get mad when she follows their literal instructions. when they say put the coffee on and then she takes a cup of coffee and puts it on top of something, they're like, whoa, you're fucking stupid. no, she's not, bro. you're fucking stupid because that's what you told her to fucking do.
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