Quotes about “Alanis”
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smoke the grass. there is no spoon. you should look at the item room then. is it an item that i haven't unlocked yet? probably not, no. ow, i got hit. it's godhead. i never got godhead. no, you unlocked it. let's see what you get for beating the game with a lost. or dating alanis morissette. i don't even have the lost unlocked. unlost.
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that was a dogma reference. oh, i see, yes. i was like, wait a minute. if this isn't a reference to jagged little pill, i'm confused. and then i did find myself yeah, there are two options for alanis moris that it's dogma or that. your car may get my dogma. did she take the guy from full house? joey? uh, no, she went down on him in a theater. oh, really? how was it? yeah. you know what? pay early to move.
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alanis morissette also dated ryan reynolds. this is correct. is that true? yeah, they were i thought they were married for like a little while. is that today's bullshit roundtable back around to the front thing? because we do that a lot. six degrees of separation here. yeah, they were they were like canada's power couple for a while. is he canadian? ryan reynolds? yeah, man. he's from vancouver. that's like ultra canadian. you're from vancouver. just kidding. i'm from. i live there now.
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made $135 million this weekend, which is pretty sweet. that's pretty, yeah for sure. good for them. i want to see it. brian ran up to this canadian and it was filmed in vancouver so i'm very... no he's not canadian. he's canadian. stop taking all our people. he's not your actor. he was married to alanis morissette. that's like the most canadian power couple. he's related to alanis morissette? well they were married for a time but then he started dating scarlett johansson instead.
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different people not the same dude gets shot and then falls over and also like breaks his neck or something like that no, that's what i was thinking would be a good example of this theory you just came up with about how the human being is strong and weak. you could have taken the gunshot and lived but you fell and died on the fall mmm. yeah, i mean the heat that gets you it's the humility right? yeah, it's some alanis morissette shit. mmm. that would just be a really embarrassing way to go
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it's got three sides and you know all of the angles add up to 180 degrees it's like the bermuda gooch or something. oh josh. that's a geometric shape known as a triangle yeah, alanis morissens gooch that's just that's needlessly reductive josh do your impression of? michael al fox i bet hey fox. what'd you do this weekend? oh, i had some cereal and
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that's like what no man's sky wanted to be but space engine did it right like two years before it. yeah, they're like yo you want to just like hang out and the fucking infinite of space. do you not have to worry about it? yeah, we're like already doing that somebody already made that name and his name is god. oh yeah, what's he up to? no, in the movie dogma, god is alanis morissette.
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ewe is a fruit, that's bullshit. that's also a new zealander. ironic ironese and alanis morissette's ironic. easiest question of all human history. oh, kevin. see, that's a good trivia question. i like that so much better. suck on my ghost dick, austin. i'm coming for you. i'm one away and i know this 100%.
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or falling. i thought you were thinking of dogma and that's alanis morissette. no, in hancock they're like angels and he loses his memory because she knocks him out or whatever and then they always come back together. wow. that's right. he's right. don't remember that at all. me neither. that's like the plot twist at the end. i had no idea. they were called angels by people in the past. i thought they were literally
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how did he play? he did and he just watched. spectator, okay, well that's okay. we can just do that for the next 12 minutes. yeah, that's a good bit. alright, so there's like, you know, you got these things here. spider sized trains? what other rain songs are there? it's like rain on your wedding day by alanis morissette. it's like different rain. different rain on me.
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that too yeah, yeah tag yourself as a lyric from ironic by alanis morissette i'm an old man turning 98 and then dying the next day. i'm spoons when you need a knife. i like that's a high tier choice it's like one of the most well loved lines from that song. ten thousand spoons not just one ten thousand spoons what are you rob? i am
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way hard! i'm for it, but... you know, incremental progress. you live, you learn. like alanis said... i guess maybe we could try to leave those off? you remember before 4? oh, absolutely dude. i mean, i was making before 4 jokes back in high school. i'm not saying my... idea was taken by other... uh, reaction youtubers, because i don't think that's the case, but...
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