Quotes about “Airplane”
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rain on top you're trying to use the bomb to blow you up higher. yeah, it's like it's like being in an airplane you got to use explosions to travel well a little too soon for that little yes it really is that's not what i meant oh that's an incredible distance. no ghosts. i win already. it's still got you a kid
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just expect it now someone like reclines their seat in your laptop screen gets like caught in the in the thing as it comes down and like warps your screen you're just like oh, i guess this is like so you can have like an extra two inches of leg room even though you're fucking five foot two all right i just i never do that like i don't go beyond my armrest and i don't go back at all because that's respect that what i will say is that i think the proper etiquette on an airplane is that middle seat gets both armrests and
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three inches actually the food wasn't terrible either. what's the deal with the airplane food? you got like a breakfast as well? i got a weird lunch it was like chicken and mushroom risotto which is a really odd choice for a plane yeah but there was also this like salad and then there was some kind of grain thing and then a stick of bread with some butter then they tried to give us ice cream that was like eight in the morning
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they should just have, uh... well you should fly, um... was it emirates or turkish airlines that has like that, uh... first class suites where you can actually take a shower while you're flying? what?! it's literally a $25,000 $22,000 ticket. fuck that. but yeah, the first class suites have a literal shower. now, you can only shower for three minutes. okay, so it's a military shower. basically, yeah. i mean, you are still on an airplane.
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alright, maybe your bathrooms have been a lot bigger than the one i saw but it was like it was just a box exactly the same size and shape as your torso. oh you'd in the airplane back. yeah. yeah. well you got shoes on though right? yeah, i thought that was okay, that's fair. that's a bit different. i don't mind stepping on somebody's uh somebody's pee if i got shoes on yeah yeah, that doesn't bother me. i would still want some flip flops or something if i'm showering on an airplane oh
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terminator genesis totally seems like a movie i would watch on an airplane. so maybe if i take a flight soon, i'll be able to do that. all right your funeral. i mean if i'm in the air, i don't have any choice anyway. you got a captive audience yeah, as i feel like 98% of people who watch the michael bay teenage mutant ninja turtles movies have done them on flights
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you are like okay, i'll take the next flight, but you gotta let me fly. that's not what i'm talking about i want to fly anything just fly the airplane just for like 10 minutes at cruising altitude. we couldn't even find the device i don't stand a chance dude, they fly themselves these days. yeah, pretty soon we're not even gonna need pilots i'm just waiting for them to have a vtol so we don't have to like fly an hour in the wrong direction to get back to the airport you flew over that is true. oh
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yeah, absolutely. and come on, man. it's so much fussing about devices, i understand. yeah, we cause we couldn't find the device. we're not gonna crash the fucking plane over whether we're in airplane mode on my phone or not. oh, well, we were gonna have a safe flight today, but unfortunately mrs. jenkins in seat 15j had to read the next two chapters of fifty shades of grey before we took off and now we're all dead, sorry.
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so he would like not even charter a private jet he would just buy out like a hundred seats on an airplane and be like check out our play he doesn't make his own private planes that frogs, but i'm going strictly for you nick. i can't oh man that's fair you do what you do. oh where did that come from? yeah, that's from earlier yes, yeah, okay, there's a minigun
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every day whenever i sell anything i make sure to get baked on legal canadian it's not legal no your prime minister is gonna make it. that's what ellen beats me he does talk about it like all the time. he does he's like man i can't wait till weeds legal so i can eat a weed cookie and then get on an airplane and like so specific yeah, he really was specific the man doesn't know he's talking about his own asshole i
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why'd you take your sausages on the airplane? it's like i've never understood the reasoning. i thought i might get hungry in canada. you will definitely get hungry in canada, i guarantee that. i mean it depends on how long this stays. you don't have to bring your own sausages though. it helps. yeah. it's not gonna hurt. you might not trust a canadian sausage.
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the plane will not have you ever been on an airplane you're like why is it taking so long to take off it's because in the airport they're going uh oh brian jones is there a brian jones here uh we've made nine announcements your plane's about to leave without you i've been that person that just didn't even go before oh really yeah because one time
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uh, here's a question. are there any horse named nhl teams? no. oh, that's bullsh wow, you knew that in like a split second. there are the windsor spitfires, but they're like, they're not in the nhl. do they spit hot fire? is a spitfire a horse? i mean, i know it's an airplane as well, but i thought all airplanes were that's a palomino. i believe it's a dylon, actually? i don't get it. oh, dylon. yeah, he spits hot fire. yeah. i get it. it's a palisho. it's a 2002 memes, you know.
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i've avoided watching that get hard movie about four or five times now. how have you found yourself in a position to watch get hard? it keeps showing up in various places that i see other things and like especially when i was on the airplane that time it was there in force. yeah, get hard seems like a super airplane movie. that's where i watched here comes the boom starring kevin james as a ufc fighter. nice. ah, yeah. i watched spy.
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no, crazy mike. he dropped everything. dude, we taught him so many tricks about how to play the game. oh, like how we told him about how to arrange the shields, right? so he had to go over the shields. and then you can shoot through the outside of the airplane windows, but not from the inside out. yeah, we taught him that. not the other way around. you gotta be glad. actually, i did know about that before he played. i know, we're being facetious anyway. yeah, bear uses a controller too, exactly.
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ryan doesn't like when people do that. no, i like when people fly right you guys are flying you know you it's like when you got a paper airplane but somebody put like a hole in one of the wings you guys lying too close to the sun talk about a car is in one you're pitching your yaw are all messed up. you're wobbling around. i can't find the device exactly. so should i get should i get all like shops? restock themselves or should i get red candle i
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there's a oh, it's terrible, yeah. i watched it on an airplane and turned it off to watch the fucking a team. that should show you about how much i like jake gyllenhaal's prince of persia. get off my nuts, hired help! he had the right abs for the role. it was also an 11 hour so it was like movie 8, and i had nothing else to do. oh, thank you, crazy enough! that never should have worked.
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like, when we fly, kate really doesn't like it when i look up the recent incidents and accidents of the model of airplane we're flying in. and then, you know, for me it's like, reassuring. i'll be like, hey, the airbus... i totally forgot the models of the plane. but the airbus 320 hasn't had a fatal crash on north american soil since 2011. that's the hairbrush. that doesn't even make any sense.
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sorry, sorry plane airplane. you know what? this might make it better. hey then oh, then okay
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