Quotes about “Aging”
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you do have to dry age it that's what i've heard the way you go to the keg and you get a steak it's not just like they just killed it's been sitting delicately aging for months and not wet aged either yeah well the way the moisture moisture that's what gets you the enemy of beef the enemy yeah let's just have a million chickens behind our building that's kind of like where i was there you know like
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no. that's like, they found a bunch of whiskey in antarctica from when fucking shackleton died there and it was like 130 years old. and they drank it and they were like, it fucking sucks. well, it's not aging if the shackleton doesn't want to have it. i know nothing about liquor, i don't drink like you or like anybody. it just goes bad basically.
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he'll be on later. you can ask him later, i guess. apathy fates, thanks for the piece up by the way. and a zero for 11 months in a row. the damn daniel meme happened one year ago. that's bullshit, they were on ellen like two days ago. yeah, that's when you mark it as relevant or not. that show's still going on, huh? she's actually aging in reverse. to be reckoned with, yeah, that's true. she's a daytime talk show maven. she's never going anywhere.
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7103.120
than any other food. oh, we got special rules now. you can sit there and down like any kind of meat, normal aging, as much as you want. it'll always taste good. what if you eat two at a time? what? stack em and dunk em? stack em and dunk em, yeah. oh, shit, i don't mean to. i, you know, my only strategy, i didn't have too much strategy, but one was like, nugget was one bite, don't take two bites.
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1050.120
i guess you know that reverses your aging and then wait until you're where you're comfy and then you go backward for a while until you're comfy. you know what you know what the difference is kovol i'm you're 30 i'm 27 so i have this foolish idea that when i'm 30 i'm somehow gonna look better. oh, no your body starts to break down bro. yeah, you stop regenerating cells at 30 that's exactly why it's the right time to you know cash out you got all the new cells. you don't deal with any of the apoptosis. oh
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oh, okay, that's helpful actually. wait, why do the dots help? it's because that's what he's tripping over. yeah, instead of just like an adult male gradually aging until he dies. it's evolution. i thought the ball minute was like toribash and we were supposed to move them around in stop motion. toribaralashi. toribaralashi, maybe. from mythbusters. toribash. alright, let's try something meta here.
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you know like man photographs himself aging every day for three years. i don't keep that with my own shit. maybe i should. that's a good idea dude. i mean it'd probably get a fair amount of dislikes, but it'd get a lot of attention. chat do any of these say english anywhere on the screen? let me know. sumimasen namabiru hitotsu.
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they only move time forward like two years in the movie so he doesn't age that much, but he does grow a beard once. that's the way you show people aging. mm hmm. it's a really bad beard. i don't know if it's chris pratt's normal facial hair or if that's a prosthetic, but it's like will ferrell's anchorman beard. it's really bad. maybe he can't grow a beard?
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i didn't even want to leave like a clip full of bullets next to mine. so i was like what if they just like start popping off or so like the pressure gets them off or maybe they're aging a little too much. i don't know. they give you that hollow point ammo like you should be afraid. i'm super afraid. i'm actually pretty excited because i'm going to florida soon. so you could kill somebody. the home of stand your ground. yeah. yeah. that was it. do we steal the bit?
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pretty amazing it is this really is some of that patrick stewart like anti aging cgi from x3 the last stand no he didn't use any cgi whatsoever is just method acting yep yep that's what happened that's what happened my comic watch what you doing over there i love blind men a man is that we're doing it's like my client meant a blind man i'm not really well overlay you fucker
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