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yeah, i can like do those pretty quickly now. it's weird. yeah? okay. we back? hello. hi. there we go. what happens now? the worst advice an it guy could give. just knock it a few times, it may work, or say thank you mr. green man. i wonder who's who.
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well, the one thing i know about ryan is he'd like to solicit any advice possible from anyone who knows a lot or little about computers. so absolutely give him as much information as you've got. don't do that actually. i'm throwing him under the bus right now.
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so i will take your advice. i think i focused too much on the combo. i need to like let myself not worry too much about combos so that i can worry about the combos later when i get better. i rolled to the box, not good. boxes? that's not so bad. yeah, i had a super bandage and i rolled it into the boxes. yeah, that's suboptimal. i would suggest... oh yeah, give me the flipping blue candle here.
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don't ask me about tests if you're old enough to have a test you're old enough to study. that's the ultimate dad advice if you're old enough to have a paternity test you're old enough to deal with the consequences are you kidding me? i can't believe you didn't kill nick with the speed of my corpse my favorite backstreet boys song off of their 2000 album molecular. speed of my corpse show you the speed of my corpse why josh is the freaking
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that is weird. okay, next gen level awful is cursed eye plus soy milk? yes. that's really bad. i had that for a time on today's run. my advice to you is hopefully you have some bombs. i need to reroll. you guys seen a bomb banger yet?
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yeah, and also you should marry one of the writers because you can't be compelled to testify against your wife. there you go. i don't know if that's actually true. no, it's not. it's not true at all. yet another disclaimer necessary that you should not be taking legal advice from the northernlion life summer show. well, i mean, you could just watch breaking bad and get the answer to that question. yeah. or like arrest the development.
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yeah, maybe, but sometimes they hit the nail on the head. that's why, you know... you gotta go, who is the risk taker? you were going on about taking risks earlier. i remember warren buffett was like, whenever i need stock advice, i approach a five year old child because their pure worldview and their innocence allows me to make proper business decisions.
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nick you should okay doesn't know put it as deep as you can into pandora's box. yeah. yeah. all right how's that gonna turn out rush her cervix? say your official advice for me today crush the cervix. all right, we're just gonna pick up all this money then do it now daddy reroll your run this is such a good. i i don't want to reroll my tech point x run. it's so good oh tech point x. i like it. oh
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i'm probably well before where you're at right now. i'm finishing catacombs 2. yes, this is correct. this is not a surprise. in case you need any advice, a piece of paper is your guide. in case you're interested. okay. we're puzzling this one out, man. yeah, i'll stick with it. i'll use the rules card once just to see which one i get. rims may yield more than you expect, as far as mentions. yeah, okay.
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advising people to drink, lean and drive. i mean it's a terrible idea. i give all the best life advice on my stream. they're like, cobalt, how do i ask a girl out? and i'm like, just walk up to her and tell her, hey, i'm going to do nice things with you. i'm going to take you out real good. like, and they're like, really cobalt? like that's how i do it. excuse me, jennifer, there's a new inarrito film playing at the indie theater downtown. would you like to accompany me to see it?
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okay, i see you five seconds. top, i think. not up here though. whatever. i'm just following oomle. ah shit. you know, this is another sadie! take out the cameras and uh, you know, change your socks. the rest will follow. whenever you get a chance. that's like actually great advice. don't let your feet get wet. that's how people die.
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