Quotes about “Achmed”
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2374.340
all i know is josh allen told me if it ain't white, it ain't right. so... i really like when jeff dunham, well, i mean, it's really achmed that makes the joke, but when he says, silence! i kill you. it's like, i really like it because it's like a callback and at the same time it tells me when to laugh.
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4289.84
wow, this is the worst catchphrase i've ever seen in this game mine is so bad silence i kill you. no, it just doesn't make sense and is also not funny instead of it not making sense and being funny who's your favorite jeff dunham puppet for me? it's gotta be between walt walter the old man and achmed the dead terrorists, you know i know two of them
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2323.28
are you also anti freedom? all i know is josh allen told me if it ain't white it ain't right, so... i really like when jeff dunham, well i mean it's really achmed that makes the joke, but when he says, uh, silence! i kill you! it's like, i really like it. because it's like a callback and at the same time it tells me when to laugh.
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2386.52
can you imagine this is like now a sad story, but i'm gonna tell it anyway because this is extremely on brand like a make a wish kid and their dream is for jeff dunham to do the achmed the dead terrorist act at their bedside please jeff do the one where he says silence i kill you
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909.32
it's uh, he has a puppet. here you start. these are mine by the way, thank you. he has a puppet, and the puppet wears a turban, and he calls him achmed the dead terrorist. i kill you! he goes, yeah, yeah, you got it. he goes, silence! i kill you! it's a really nuanced bit of comedy. it's for mature audiences only, because you gotta be pretty worldly and well traveled to understand the jokes. mmm.
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204.42
he's very cerebral. i'm not sure if you've watched much of his content. he has a character that is really good. it's kind of subtle though, so you gotta pay close attention. he's a puppet of a skeleton wearing a turban and his name is achmed the dead terrorist. and then whenever jeff, who is the ventriloquist, does something that angers achmed, he says, silence!
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2071.50
and then a bunch of people he went to middle school with that are like, he was a weird kid. but it's so infuriating to watch because the movie, or the documentary i should say, although i use the term documentary loosely, opens up with people talking about how brave he is for having a character that he ventriloquates called achmed the dead terrorist.
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9575.120
oh, carlos menzies is a good comedian. he's really good. he's really original. oh ho. this stuff's pretty edgy too. and there's geth dunham. oh. yeah, you're right. is that the guy with all the weird things? yeah, he does that really intelligent bit, achmed the dead terrorist. it's like, it's pretty subtle. i'm not sure if you get it on the first pass. you gotta give it a couple tries. i hate piranha level. you're on piranha level in zero gold.
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1279.46
no, it just doesn't make sense and is also not funny instead of it not making sense and being funny. i'll take a hot pepper. oh, it's me. i'm the boy. who's your favorite jeff dunham puppet? for me, it's gotta be between walter the old man and achmed the dead terrorist. you know the puppets? i know two of them.
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4904.140
i beat this game, it's very good. thank you for saying that. also, i agree thus far. also quit bragging. i've lost to the first boss like i think five times. actually sometimes i haven't even made it to the first boss which is very embarrassing. silence, i'm argued. i guess that's zoomer, achmed the dead terrorist. i don't know if that one's gonna play but imagine achmed the dead terrorist open parentheses.
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631.060
can be uncapped to go to 45. was that a silence i kill you reference? yeah, man. achmed the dead terrorist. that's my homie. why not, man? why not? we get 15 specialty priority, whatever the fuck that means, man. that's oomph. robert pollard voice. better yet, let's all get wet at the horse girl race game. that's pretty good.
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