Quotes about “Absolute governor”
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as my screen shakes. dude, i'm second, i'm second. that's pretty good, second place. brown's me, brown's me, oh. next time you see me, i'm gonna be lost carrying something epic back. here we go. why is he locked as a fuck? why does he look here? pickle, coach. oh, love me, love me pickle, lad. because i'm the absolute governor. i gotta see that video again so i can stop just quoting the same two seconds of it.
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i like, um, i'll be putting the shit out of malt vinegar on my fries, dude. for real. i don't care if it's considered like a nasal assault on the rest of the pub. it's the only way to have fish and chips is a little bit of brown vinegar on the fish and on the chips. and i don't look when i pour the vinegar, because i'm the absolute governor. if you're hearing weird sounds coming out of my mouth, i swear i'm just trying to generate enough of like a pressure vacuum to get the protein cement into my body.
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a fucking quarter past noon in the fuck i was boston australian, i guess. oh, a hygro there! i can't i can't jump over it, man. i'm too heavy. i got 77 pounds of malarkey on me. i think we're stuck in here, dude. in a 10 pound bag. i don't think there's an out for us. i just keep going around in circles, man. so true. and i don't look when i pour the gravy, cause i'm the absolute governor.
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see like this, i just that's over stimulating for a guy like me. i don't think i can i can manage that. that's an a++ huh? they should add a deck builder. motherfucker. i think we're kind of killing it though. oh never mind, we're dead. did you see that the gary busey buttered sausage clip was fake? i have no idea what that means unless you're saying the absolute governor. i know all about the absolute governor.
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having a cheeky pie and a pint, cuz the missus we love her, but her cooking ain't all that great. and i don't look when i pour the gravy, cuz i'm the absolute governor. this is a d pad game. save your fucking energy, man. why are you bullying, man? get a life. missed the fucking boost. now look at me, what is this wario stadium 100cc ass?
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did you see that the gary busey buttered sausage clip was fake? i have no idea what that means unless you're saying the absolute governor. having a cheeky pie and a pint, cuz the missus we love her, but her cooking ain't all that great. and i don't look when i pour the gravy, cuz i'm the absolute governor. i did see deep fake tiktok live kurt cobain. i got a phone in heaven.
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quinn hughes unfortunately can't be recognized as a good defenseman because he scores too many goals. so it's gotta be kale mccar's award to win for some reason. hold, he literally won last year. yeah, cuz he's the absolute governor. who's cuter though? that's not for me to say but i think it's quinn hughes. kale mccar has a serious and there's nothing wrong with it. he's got kind of like a saskatchewan farmer thing going on. zach warenski has like my haircut from grade 11.
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you're a freaking woodcutter. you turn forests into plains, bro. well, get over here then. get yourself a little something something, buddy. and then for all i care, you could turn some more forests into plains. and then you can give me an exploration bonus, because i'm the absolute governor. now here we want as many exploration bonuses as possible before the end of the day. and that's going to be one. that's a good day though, man. that's a good day.
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or maybe...maybe i'm just that good? i don't know. maybe i'm...maybe i'm just the absolute governor? i don't know what to tell you. and i got the mortar too. what is that, man? number tiles can lie by up to plus minus two, but they usually tell the truth. what are we doing here, man?
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it's about asking, hey how's your kid's softball league going and stuff like that. that's my religion man. alright love, put the lasagna in the casserole dish. put the mayonnaise in the so called salad, love. you seen the absolute governor? i hate him. i should get this out of the way before the sponsor stream. baby, i love the character of the absolute governor.
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did you see, you might even be more aware of it than i am. he had like a few videos that went viral as the absolute governor. and then he posted something about how like the country's going to shit and we got to stop bad people from coming in. and then everyone was like, hey man, this is a bad look. so we made another video that was like, spirit of england is everybody getting together, having a nice cup of tea and not looking when you pour the gravy.
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yo, i'm gonna they're gonna love me, man! how are you doing? i'm a legend. oh my god. what is a fucking legend, butts? a fucking quarter past noon in the fuck i was boston, australian, i guess. woah, a hydro there! i can't i can't jump over it, man. i'm too heavy. i got 77 pounds of malarkey on me. so true. and i don't look when i pour the gravy, cause i'm the absolute governor.
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