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2648.82
look at this! he is cruising! just gonna sneak right by you. me in the cold drinks section of the grocery store, just trying to grab a coke zero while everybody else is reading the nutrition label on 25 different kinds of kombucha to see which one has the most selenium in it. let me go 15 luck. let me go 9 max hp. let me get a super knife and then definitely combine those.
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well, not anymore because the classes are at 9 a.m. and i refuse to drink a soda that early in the morning, but my deal with the devil chance. i'd get a coke zero and be good to go. and again, whether or not we're gonna have a discussion about diet sodas over the course of this video, we'll figure it out later, okay? but i, you know, there's these people, there's only one freezer with a coke zero in it. probably about 30% of the time i walk up,
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we'll come here tomorrow. kate, stop by the liquor store on your way home from dropping our daughter off at daycare tomorrow. i'm gonna have eight beers and try to play this. we're gonna get drunk and text while driving training going. i would only ever use it in vr, okay? legendary stream. you thought it was bad to crack a coke zero at 9 a.m. you know what's fucked up? i bet you would get less flak
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did you know a flat of coke zero is $13.49 at costco? canadian, $13.49 canadian, 32 cans of coke zero, $13.49. is that like 29 cents a can or something? you'd have to be stupid to drink water. you'd have to be dumb. it's crazy, man. 32 cans? are you drinking coke zero at 9 a.m.? no. now i'm drinking coke zero at 904 a.m.
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1269.06
thing with the coke zero. i can go like months without having a coke zero. if i'm at the grocery store and it's past like 9 30 p.m. and i'm checking out, my brain sends me a little signal sometimes and it's like, oh i'm really thirsty but i don't want water. i don't want water. i want something with the little prickly bubbles that goes down your throat. you know, i gotta... sometimes i, you know, relent.
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you're not that much better than a pork chop. a steak is not that much better than a pork chop. i would rather have a pork chop and eight coke zeros than a steak and a glass of water. they have to make the fish cheaper though. whenever i talk to people about fish, it turns out i'm the only motherfucker eating it. so why is a salmon filet like $9 at the grocery store? that's crazy. then it's like, oh, well don't buy salmon. that's a premium fish. okay, well fucking...
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i'm not as hydrated as you because you've made it like part of your personality, but i'm like i'm hydrated bro. like how many how much fluid am i in already? one can of coke zero 355 milliliters cold brew coffee probably about the same. so let's put us at 700 milliliters one full water bottle on the peloton. so that's probably a liter. so my 1.7 liters and then a glass of water with breakfast. i'm at like 2 liters already is 9 12 a.m.
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that's 14%. that'd be nice if you're drinking like normal coke you didn't get vanilla coke after a while. more than 9 pubes. 21% are we just adding 7 every single time? come on. that would be pretty sweet. nutmeg, oh come on.
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like it's crazy to me that like if you had a red bull at 9 a.m no one would care. if you have a diet coke at 9 a.m people think you're like a degenerate or something. it doesn't like there's you can't articulate the difference between them it doesn't make any sense. soda in the morning is psychotic. see the the based diet soda at breakfast enjoyer versus the not based it's just not a thing that we do. andy. no we will not normalize uh because i just saw two people in chat saying it
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sure, you don't you're not ever tempted to try cooking. i'm not a variety guy like in any stretch of my in any part of my existence i'm not a variety guy. lance is over at youtube channel. exactly i'll take a 10 piece number 9 coke zero to drink one sweet and sour one hot mustard. although i have been replacing the hot mustard with a barbecue on occasion
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