Quotes about “8 year old”
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in games of manual dexterity, i don't know, honestly the 6 to 12 year olds might have an advantage in fortnite. wasn't the fortnite world champion like 14 years old? can you imagine being 13 or 14 years old and winning like 8 million dollars for being good at fortnite? it's incredible. i don't have anything else to really say about it. you might think i'd be like negative about it. it's not really the case, you know, i know that people sometimes they get, you know, annoyed by... and i'm just gonna call it...
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8 year old malf can buy the cigarettes? look, it's not 1996 rural ontario anymore. alright, i got it. whoops. don't oof me, malf. i'm already an oof. i have no lock picks. machine gun ammo, don't do it. i don't wanna the pp bison is unnecessary. i just gotta say, like, breaking the laptop is just disrespectful. yo, we already corroded it though. jump scares are exploitative tactics.
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hopefully not. you know you can just not see it. you know disney will do what disney is gonna do whether or not 24 year old single men approve of their movies that are targeted for like 8 year olds. so not everything has to be for you. you have almost everything. they're putting out like a new star wars movie or tv show like every 48 hours, okay? it's okay. you can just ignore it. it'll be fine. i'm not 24. i'm not wearing hockey pants.
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i'm not shit talking bear toffee! bear toffee, chet! bear toffee is a fantastic man and an even better spelunky player. but what i am saying is that i would love to stop his dreams from coming true and make him feel like a baby and cry like an 8 year old girl after justin bieber announces he's not a virgin.
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he's corner peeking? where am i? fov on the damn thing don't make no sense. he don't run out of the super 8 film potion or nothing. so true, 97 year old sheriff still fights evil the old fashioned way. dude, we did like a quiz on youtube kids last night with our daughter. it was like they'd show an image of a character from a media property and you had like five seconds to name it.
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here's the let me ask a question. if you have a one year old child, do they go to bed before or after 7pm? 7pm sounds ridiculously early, yet at the same time, isn't that like i actually am 50 50 is what i'm trying to suggest. that could be a brazen lie, or it could be extremely appropriate. i remember being like, probably like 7 or 8 and going to bed at roughly 8pm.
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no access to the item room. a lot of fun. but it's alright, i'll bring the fun. legitimately one of the most popular dishes in canadian chinese food cuisine is called chicken balls. they are deep fried balls of chicken, almost in like a pancake batter and then deep fried. they're fine, you know, it's like... i'm not gonna... if you eat it, i'm not gonna say it's a food for kids, but it is like if you ask any canadian like 8 year old their favorite chinese food dish,
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but wouldn't it be cool if it was a minion though? if i ever say my baby is 25 months old, not okay. some people in chat are saying one year and i'm like nah. that's like every month at that point is 8% of a baby's life. that's an insane amount of time. so i think they're like if someone wants to say their baby is like 14 months old, i'm like i get it. why don't you just say half a year? why do you have to say it in the amount of months? because
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yeah, yeah, he says it's not that hard. he says he still picks up his 14 year old kid and throws him in the air. he throws him 10 feet in the air and catches him. you hear that? yeah, yeah, okay. tell him what you said. tell him what you said about the vietnamese pate. are you holding him by the collar? no, he's not like a little guy i'm holding up like this. he's fucking like 6'8". he's a 6'8' giga chad. and i'm going, tell him what you said. get him, get him!
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for his service in the civil war, congress made him general in chief of the armies. uh, i'm gonna say it's ulysses s. grant. i'm crazy. i'm crazy at 11 to 13 year old jeopardy. the most dangerous toy for children up to age 8 is this party decoration. balloons. no question. by population, it's the largest city on a caribbean island, though you may not be allowed to go there. it's havana. i pass.
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