Quotes about “5 foot”
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556.34
green joker is what it's all about, buddy. wait, that's not how it's gonna work. i do want the strength card though. hermit fool was so i can get the eight bucks. what am i gonna buy with that? a $5 foot long? hits every time. i want nines, man. i want nines. and i wanna play straights. we want, hello, mr. nine. nice to see you. an eight that becomes a nine. i guess at some point we're gonna need a joker. nah.
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1786.18
even though it's bullshit because i thought it was bugged because i thought i was in the exfil for 10 seconds but for some reason it stopped counting it for whatever reason, okay but i know that would normally be considered like a huge negative but the thing is i had great stuff in my gamma so all in all i would say i was pretty pleased with it and i had a good time that was an extremely well played round of golf 46 47 42. yeah, maybe if she's 5 foot 1
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978.86
measuring cup? oh, you can't have measuring cup and measuring spoon. yeah, they're different though. number four was yardstick, man. that should be classified as a ruler. ruler. exactly. we got to get second fast money. we're not stopping until we get second fast money. that's fine. it says $5 foot long. can you measure with that? well, it's actually only $11 foot long. you measure with your feet sometimes. name something that gets heated.
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10986.26
25 foot stride while jumping those kangaroos. wow. that's why are we not putting them at the olympics doing a long jump? we got fucking nine feet? pussies. dude, that's such a good idea. everyone always wants the steroid olympics. oh, yeah, make your human beings jump like 5% further big fucking whoop. they should just do animal olympics. i want to see like a swordfish race a shark.
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234.08
yeah, like i said, nevada. 5,000 points? no, don't at me. what if he snuck up behind you and whispered in your ear, hi, egg daddy? i would probably respond in an aggressive fashion to that. that's a little bit more threatening. you're breaching the bounds of personal space. if you did that, don't do that. this is europe. hey, why would you have two stories on your house when instead you could just have 40 foot tall ceilings?
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1861.64
plus a 7 foot 5 police officer brother so he's above the law? like what is ray romano complaining about man? king's flame. fuoco. so far so good. sounds like the law is above him. so true, i mean when the law is brad garrett what can you expect? what was his job? he was a sports writer, if i remember correctly. and you know he was in it for the love of the game.
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9341.44
you know, would you trade your 6 inch leg for a 6 inch dick? one leg? one leg? six inch leg? both, both. both? i mean, that seems like a pretty alright deal to me. it'd be 5'8 with a 2 foot long dick. it sounds like a subway commercial. no, please don't go! i think the same my dick is a foot and a half longer. correct, yes, that's correct. blew too hard.
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which is technically two floors, but i think we got three hp upgrades, three luck upgrades, a damage upgrade, the virus, and wait what? like that's... not to mention we have 41 cents, five bombs, 12 keys. maybe if she's 5 foot 2, is that... that's from baby got back, right? i can't really act like that's a song from my generation. i'm pretty sure baby got back probably came out in like 1991 or something like that. i was technically alive, but
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2569.26
right there, maybe like 5% with each shot, which is substantial. oh, almost took some damage there. what was i thinking? oh, lots of shit on the screen. very nearly dead. let's take out all three enemies at once. oh, i shouldn't have even shot that enemy though. the foot would have taken care of it. oh, there's the foot. and one more shot should take that foot out. or the whole body, i suppose. maybe two.
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4326.64
i have to get either a first class or the extra seat room legroom. either way, i'm paying for it. oh, look at this guy. i have a theory that if you asked people to self report their height, 5'11 would be the lowest reported height on within the bounds of normalcy. i'm 5'10, i can't get away with saying i'm 6 foot.
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