Quotes about “4chan”
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it's your shit and piss in a jar. oh, alright. that sounds worse, to be honest, but... that's why i wasn't sure if you eat it or you drink it, it's just kinda... sludge. i think you just you breathe it, right? like, it makes a gas? oh, you breathe it? it makes a gas, and then you just breathe it in. but i don't even know if it's a real thing. i thought it was like a hoax that 4chan perpetuated on an unsuspecting, like, school board or something. oh my god. that was the biggest throw of all time. i think for all school boards, you're unsuspecting.
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but i want to give it a couple of years. well, if nobody's been like, yeah, i take credit for that viral video. why then did the zoo that that guy works for have to make a public statement about why he didn't get fired because people said it was animal cruelty? how do you know it was the zoo that the guy worked for and not just, you know, some kid on 4chan setting up a website two days before the video went viral? i guess i don't. i saw the video. it looks pretty real. i think it looks fake as hell. it is real.
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considering he's under investigation by the zoo he works out i'd say it's real. yeah, that's what i said too, but then he said it's not a fake it's not a real zoo. i didn't say something on 4chan made up the website. i didn't say it's not a real zoo i just said how do you think it's from 4chan? whenever i don't know something on the internet, i'm always like that's a 4chan thing. wait, what is what? how do you play this game again? this one don't drop pieces because you lose hp. oh, so now what?
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i mean fortune sounds like a real news outlet. try it! oh fuck! he's a god! he's a god! it's not fake news ad. you scared the shit out of me! not 4chan! 14 magazines! wow! 14 magazines! 14! he's on the 14500!
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i thought people found out the gift for that was actually tubby custard from the telecubbies. oh, it's 4chan magazine at it again. the machine extruded meat is real, they do that everywhere. okay, so now we're on back to the confusion level again.
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like this guy's going around with all this guilt in his system like i'm the pope and i jerked it. yeah, rod i am the pope and not jerk did yeah, here's the hard part is the pikachu mouth which is sacrilege as we talked about? mm hmm. yeah, dalai lama should go to 4chan sometime he'd love it there
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1822.060
that depends. okay, he said, nachos with queso and salsa said, no shit, the dude who murdered his gay lover in canada actually posted the video of him doing it on best score and posted on xboards on 4chan while he was running away. yeah, i believe it. that's correct. that's dedication.
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everyone is the edgiest edgelord the world has ever in jedi academy? yeah! like, it's just like, like non stop racist stuff. it's just like, wow! like, what? it was just funny rob. it's like i'm at a 4chan meetup or something. ohhhhhh. don't say that. and being that it's an older game, i would think it would skew towards older people as well, which makes it even weirder.
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whoa, what? it's like a weird. that's a weird fortune to me. that's pretty weird. yeah, that's menacing. i'm going to have to like go on a fucking game show or something like save the world. i understand they could be called 4chan cookies. oh, you're so smart. dude, that's brilliant. i don't get it. that's actually brilliant. you have 30 seconds to shoot. all right, let's do it.
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7734.360
i did the same thing except i bought sex toys and posted my cock on 4chan. yeah, that's another thing that apparently is really common if you stay awake on ambien is people have a tendency to buy things and then when they show up they go i didn't order this. that's pretty weird. what about what's up with the ball shaving and like dick pics though? like how does that work? maybe it makes you really horny?
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i think that's probably the 4chan people who think i'm gay. 4chan thinks you're gay? yeah, the last 4chan thread there was a long discussion about me being closeted. because you think you would have sex with that doctor who actor.
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yeah, i want to be on livestream wins dude. i want there to be a subreddit that's not livestream fails wherever you post the clip and people go i love this guy yeah, where you post the clip and it's like a good twitch clip instead of hey look this irl streamer fucked on camera yeah, right. yeah. no, i agree. what happened to that subreddit man? god 4chan real weird. yeah eh, also weird perspective. straight up every day
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4chan video game themed green text with like lyrebird voice filters over top and i'm like this shit is garbage dude. it's fucking horrible.
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7549.72
please buy food if you're gonna run rabbit. i love this message because i saw your first message was like 4chan green text. arrow has two rabbits, never buys food. and i said, i'm not gonna respond to that bad faith green text. and then they said, then they went straight to tumblr soft boy. please, it's killing me that you're not buying food. you gotta learn to talk, not on the internet.
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