Quotes about “12 women”
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826.44
hey, mantis, i just want to let you know i have kara full occupied. every box. you're welcome. that could have been you, mantis. yep, with all my 12 men left. make more men. i had no manpower! hire women. god. hire women. hire the children. could have made a really inappropriate joke right then. yeah, you wouldn't have even thought about it until you said it. you basically made the joke by omission.
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just for that, tell me your 12 angry men joke please. did you hear that they're making an all women reboot of 12 angry men? it's called 12 women. okay, that's... oh, the setup of everything that led to the joke makes it so much better, man. it's like that... i'm so glad i didn't say yes at like 9 30 because i would have been like, you can't say that. but after
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they're just literally walking out through like the hole in the front of the building. it's so embarrassing. start fixing stuff? hang on. hello. i'm ms. sweets, the school's lifestyle consultant. the students request a tea room so that they may have drinking water. what's next? nature calls. the students need toilets. please hurry. facility. okay, how about we'll start by building the women's room because if i didn't people would call me a misogynist. minimum size 12 squares.
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i think we could do better too. i stalled a couple of times. to be honest, realistically, i thought it would be like 12 to 13 minutes. i thought, you know, it's hard to think of such a wide subset. like i know so many women, the hard part is actually narrowing it down. some of those are dead. yeah, we covered that at the start. not to be rude, here's the rule straight from qt cinderella. can be dead women. it's literally the second line in the rule book. so,
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expected. kate is like 12 weeks and a couple of days right now, so just starting to get out of the first trimester. i didn't know basically anything about pregnancy in advance of this. i assumed that the worst part of pregnancy was close to the end because you're, you know, obviously the baby is bigger. i thought that would be more uncomfortable. apparently the worst part of pregnancy for most women is the first trimester because of morning sickness.
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i was like, hey, you know, it doesn't bother me, to be honest. i wasn't g i don't know, on the internet you always have to cushion any kind of like intergender relationship stuff with like, you know, it wasn't like i was getting pleasure out of it or anything. it wasn't anything weird, i was just like, yeah, i totally see your point, you know? there's 12 women that work at this office, there's one man. i don't it doesn't bother me at all if you use the men's washroom.
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look down on her, but she can't come up with any examples and admits it's just a gut feeling. i don't know who to believe there because other people have told me they felt it was jessica who hated the other two women. madison has a glamorous life. she used to work in fashion and marry the guy with fuck you money. so my 12 year old has always been in awe of her. there's too many damn characters, man. this is like a robert altman movie. we're on the we're on like character nine, paragraph three. i can't follow this. was there so much damn context?
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it's funny to sack tap your friends when you're like 12 years old and it's also fucking funny when you get sack tapped. if you get sack tapped and you think that that's not okay, you're wrong. you should be going, oh, but also like laughing and being like fucking dickhead. you should be doing something like that, man. people wonder why women live longer than men. okay, but like it's not the sack taps. it's like actually
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i would say like two and a half inches of my heel is sticking out of the damn back of them. son of a bitch. there's really no women out there with feet that are equivalent to size 12 men's. now i gotta go get some slippers from out. now i got a pair of slippers. my wife's not gonna wear them. she's not a women's large. she's like a foot size. she's probably a women's medium. my kid's not gonna wear them. she's three years old. i can't wear them. i'm gonna trip down the stairs.
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i'm hearing this shit at work? i gotta hear this shit at work? where do you work? do you work at like a retirement home or something? even then i feel like the boomers aren't fucking with joey, man. they're like, play rainy day women 12 and 35. they're playing waka waka this time for africa. yes sir. aye, aye. old people would probably love to like learn a dance to that song and then dance it if i had to guess. it's literally fox news 24 7.
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