Quotes about “100 years old”
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452.72
my odds of beating a random player in clubhouse are way better than my odds of beating a fan. because i'm pretty sure that for a long time the random players in clubhouse were between... well, they were like on average 6 to 12 years old or 60 to 100 years old. both of which, you know, those... not to be rude, those are the people i want to go against in a game of parlor play.
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william shatner is like 100 and he looks 67. yeah, cuz he's had like i mean it's his choice, but he'd like, you know has prosthetic hair and a ton of plastic surgery which is fine. i mean again, it's fine for anybody but it's especially fine for him because he's like 90 years old, but you can't be like wow he aged really well that you're like, you know, well, maybe he did maybe he didn't and
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unlike many of the people watching this video, i do pay per view, which is crazy. like, i don't know, i feel like i'm 100 years old every time i do it, but i'm like, oh thank god we're gonna live. i'm like, you know, eh, i wanna see this movie, let's do it. six dollars? no problem. so i do support, but more in the home video market, i suppose. that's where i watch the disaster artist, for example, but despite maybe being part of the source of my own problems, dude, i don't know, i don't want,
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like this person's rocking. i do probably see... i swear to you, like i'm not fronting on this one, as we say when we're 100 years old. i see one rolls royce a week and every time i see it i'm like, damn, tony stark's on the fucking prowl right now. any cybertrucks? i've seen two since they've been released. land rovers? probably like 75 a day.
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5434.46
yeah, they're being ground right now. you guys regularly interact with checks in 2018? yes, and do it. that's the thing is that you can't, if you ever defend checks, people just accuse you of being 100 years old. i mail like 20 checks a year to the government. it's out of control. they want checks! i never want the checks, they just give them to me.
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971.54
just let me be annoyed. i live on, like, apparently a street where it's actually probably not as bad as it seems, but probably like 15 times a day, a really loud motorcycle goes by really quickly, and it disturbs me the slightest bit. and if i may, i think that the people kind of want me to be disturbed a little bit. you know, i watch the people that go by sometimes. i'm a people watcher because i'm 100 fucking years old and i want to make sure no one's stealing my strawberries out of my garden. and, um...
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something's wrong. i think i've melted my brain. i really do. you know, in the same way, chiblee has been talking about, and i believe this 100%, what i'm about to say, it's like a joke because it's funny, but it's also, i believe it's true. partner streamers, close your ears. chiblee has been talking a lot about how like there's something called tiktok induced dementia that scientists are positing the existence of. there's basically like if you're 30 years old and you've been on tiktok for
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so that is the lesson that was passed on to me and i peeled back some of it to preserve my sanity. it is hard to change your habits if you're like, if you're habitually late i'm sure but like, i don't know, it's like this is the, other people have stuff to do too. maybe your parents are 100? that seems unlikely. do you know that if you looked at the demographic breakdown of the world, you know what percentage of the population is 100 years old?
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that's the real question, how many 100 year olds are 7 feet tall? i think i feel pretty comfortable saying the answer there is like probably zero. especially because you shrink as you get older. lots of people 6'11 or around there but... yeah also if you're 100 years old no one cares. but first off your sister would be getting married. nobody that is 100 years old has a kid that's getting married where their sibling is contemporary enough to be like i'll just take an uber.
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i got, or maybe 80 days, enough time to go around the world if i did leave the house, but you just kind of go, yeah, whatever, i don't need to worry about that stuff because i'm not eight years old. well, now i got to worry about it again. even today, i got, like, i feel 100%, but i got my winter tires put on so that, like, in the month, if we're feeling better, we can, you know, go up north a little bit for kate's birthday, engage in some winter sports, which it'll be very interesting to see how those go, by the way.
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240.12
use of dank is up like 80% in 2015 already. let's just cool it on the dank, alright? i know the context in which it is primarily used. you don't need to educate me on that. i'm not 100 years old quite yet. i'm getting there, hopefully. god willing, you know, it's a privilege to grow old, man. everyone's always afraid of growing old. you shouldn't be afraid of growing old, man. you should be afraid of dying young. that's some scary shit right there. growing old? you know, everybody should have the opportunity to do that. dad's key! so we will take this.
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