Quotes about “„Modern Family“”
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you know jack black's gonna be at e3. oh nice. jack black's gonna be at e3. jb at e3. what about king jeeves? i'm gonna try to get a picture with him. last year at e3, i saw the child actor who plays luke on modern family. i couldn't tell you who that is. i said, kate, that's the actor who plays luke from modern family. she said, yep. good conversation.
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1016.68
i don't know anything about caltech. except that alex from modern family wanted to go there in one of the last seasons that i, i wouldn't say watched, but like it was on while i was in the same room. it's like that show started real nice and then it just got a little like couple seasons in it was just like every character's got their own little beat they have to hit every single episode.
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and they play norwegian cartoons. wow that is horrible. and also modern family. you actually should not, that should be illegal if you fly out of an american airport to play foreign cartoons. if there was some richard immortimer, i might acquiesce. not only foreign cartoons, but they didn't have subtitles. oh, that's just awful. oh, wow.
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this looks like the modern family house, dude. like you come down here, that's the front door. this is the living room where they film all the like mockumentary style stuff right here. then this is the kitchen down this way. and then this is the staircase. phil dunphy always comes up here and goes like, go watch the step. i'm going to fix that. and then you got like the bathroom and the children's rooms over here. you heard that, right? yeah, the vibrating.
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8663.88
get me out of this modern family house, dude. how do you open your journal? j. how about that? i didn't say... this is... this is a revenant, for sure. is this truck bothering you, queen? alright, let's see what we got. i'm excited to know.
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349.28
that's the flintstones. yeah, is that a flintstones joke? oh, the modern stone age family. remember the time the simpsons passed the flintstones for the longest running cartoon in history? was that like 40 years ago? it was in the year 2001.
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1561.04
your red bull's made in austria. i thought it was made in time i think this i think there's two places they made red bull cuz i've had i've had thai red bull. isn't that the guy who plays phil duncan? yeah, i know you said but i'm gonna agree with it. so the joke lands. i get that one i'm there. i get a little modern family. i've watched. yes season. that's one out there for the modern family viewers amongst us is that the one with the kid? that's the one with some kids in it
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1593.36
there's a lot of children in modern family. then there came adults over the course of several seasons. right? i like malcolm in the middle. right, yeah. you do have kind of like a dewy vibe to you honestly. what the fuck? like i roll around with a purse filled with bricks and beat the shit out of people? that happens? i didn't see that episode. no, that's canon. do we literally go in a fight because he had a purse filled with bricks? so when you say that's canon,
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what if she's pregnant though? then it's okay. paying teen is not going to pull its sponsorship for this modern family episode. oh, it was a good dodge there. so i think you know, it's my duty as an adult male, doubtlessly a role model for many of you. i'm half joking there by the way.
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815.04
i don't know, what's the, the walmart brand is called like great value or something? it's basically that for this grocery store and i was like, ah, like old el paso is definitely bad. maybe western family is good and it was not. what about modern family? can you get the modern family brand? well, they tasted like modern family. like they've been there for 12 years growing stale.
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1056.80
or you would have to like move heaven and earth to get you to see it. i'm gonna be honest with you, i'm gonna start by villainizing my own family. my dad has this for meryl streep. not for political reasons, you know, this is well before the modern political climate, but uh...
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1078.62
i mean, you are like, you have real work, but you are chatting right now. so you can understand my confusion as well, but i get it. it's a modern yolk. i did get a little annoyed when i ordered mcdonald's for my family yesterday. i made my wife a plate of her stuff to bring up to her. and i was like, wait, there's no dipping sauce. i got a sweet and sour, i got a hot mustard, and i got another sweet and sour for my daughter's chicken nuggets for her happy meal. i opened up the bag,
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