Quotes about ““look like Sean evans””
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it hurts! hot ones host sean evans breaks up with porn star melissa stratton. did they really... did they have to say all of that bro? yeah, like just say their names. would you have clicked it if it didn't say porn star? look again. no, i wouldn't have clicked it if matt didn't say anything about it. you figure it out, ryan? yes, it works now. sean called her up on valentine's day.
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yes they're gonna look at it they don't need to be able to read it they can understand what it is there's news everywhere there's news on tv they would be like ooh sudoku i like this i can't believe sean evans broke up with a porn star that's my food man i can't read it i should have why did it never let me pick until now dude i would have everything right? i trust you now yeah it's gotta be mirror now this is insane this is insane wow i can't believe you guys guessed the mirror it's because we talked about the mirror so people clicked the mirror i want a peanut
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we took the run that reminds us of the good times, we took the runs that remind us of the best times. now i can start to like, i can feel the blood pressure coming down a little bit. i look more like sean evans now, which, you know, no offense, is kind of an improvement. not just on joe rogan, but on me. but, you know, now i'm like, what were we complaining about? you know, we got double incubus, we got this, you know, pointy rib, we got cuban meat, we got bookworm.
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you ever look at like manny pacquiao? dude's like 106 pounds or something like that. if any of us were like, hey manny let's fight, i got a two inch height advantage and 60 pounds on you, you would tear us limb from limb. no but you could take sean evans. i don't know dude. i say that as somebody who would love to see you lose to sean evans.
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i don't even think it's the in the top 58 m&m songs go look it up maybe it's not i think it's complex why not why not dunk dunk donkey donkey dunk probably was not sean evans's decision is my guess that song is c tier i mean dude like you gotta remember like 2004 it was kind of a different time you know
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i think that might be his face. you look like sean evans! oh, just two athletes spraying each other? nothing wrong with that. seriously, you look like sean evans. get out of here, bodice. you're not welcome here. dude, good race. good race. very good race. it's extremely good. what happened to ferrari, man? they were in second and third, they finished seventh, eighth?
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yes, they're gonna look at it. they don't need to be able to read it. they can understand what it is. there's news everywhere. there's news on tv. they would be like, oh, sudoku, i like this. i can't believe sean evans broke up with a porn star. that's my phone, man! i can't read it. i should have, why did it never let me pick until now, dude? i would have read everything, right? it has to be mirror now. yeah, it's gotta be mirror now. this is insane. this is insane. wow, i can't believe you guys guessed the mirror. it's because we talked about the mirror, so people clicked the mirror. i want a peanut.
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