Quotes about ““Where were me””
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i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop.
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oh, i thought we were just doing quiplash 2 or whatever. i don't know it's up to you guys we can do fibbage 2, quiplash 2. i think i like quiplash the best out of all the ones i've tried. you like quiplash the best. wait, is that the one? no, fibbage? which is the one where you make up stupid shit? every single one of them. quiplash. we can play quiplash 2, that's fine by me. oh, this game runs in dx9! the dream is real!
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i think your voice just slightly dipped as you realized they were there which is the best part. it's that weird like streamer thing where it's like i don't care if 2,000 people on the internet hear me, but if my neighbors hear me i'll be mortified. right. i won't be able to handle that. that's a real thing. it really is. it is man, it is. i wasn't being facetious, it really is a real thing. it is a real thing. he's not being facetious. yeah. nick, how was ireland? oh it was fantastic. it was like the best thing i've ever done.
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and i was like, oh, i'm murdering like a thousand people. i didn't get into the second one as much as the first one, but i think that one was also said to be pretty decent. i actually played a decent amount of the multiplayer in that. were you there for that? i think so. maybe. i think so as well. yeah, i think that was the one. there was one where we played a bunch with kyle for a while, right? was that true? yeah, that was it. that was one of the worst scottish accents i've ever seen. pardon me, what about mike myers and every piece of media he's ever created?
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so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man.
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yes. what was bullshit that i wasn't on fire? because i did. yeah, for a second you were covered in napalm and completely not on fire. whoa, where did you come from luke skywalker? fell down. he's forced to leap on me. damn it! i had the high ground. it's supposed to make me the winner. well that's not a good move for you. oh, it must have been i had ammo. almost got him. got him. john liu film right there. almost got him.
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i like this where you're asked about something different and then the teens are the ones being like hey man that's kind of ignorant this is a life saving and then there's that one guy in the back of the room that's like that's my fetish though oh it's wanted to happen someone else's turd me that guy that guy will find a way we don't know daddy needs a bone marrow transplant that's not what i thought you were gonna say
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mm hmm double folded you create like a fan shape like a 90 degree wedge put it in each corner four slices of meat perfect sandwich coverage see i appreciate the volume that you're going for there me personally i go for the more freeform style where i just kind of layer the meat and let it flop as if it were a you know a puffy pirate. no. i'm a fan of flopping me. yeah mm hmm yeah, okay, but
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yeah, i don't know where it is actually. what i'm wary of is the chair pre picking of like, well that's why i never kill the shopkeeper. that's where i was going with that, but you didn't follow that train of thought. i know that's where you were going because of what you were trying to make me say there, but uh... shopkeeper. you gotta accept the variance, you know? 9 times out of 10, it's gonna enable you to have a great run. one time out of 10, maybe you fuck it up and die.
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ciao was asking me earlier, i finally threw out my milk. yeah. did it go bad? nope. i just couldn't stand the idea of drinking it because it was too old for me now. well yeah, i mean i thought you were just keeping it for the science experiment. i was, but it reached a point where it's like i just don't care anymore. this has gotten ridiculous. on top of that. yeah. okay. i got to the point where i'm like well maybe this is just never going to go bad. right, yeah.
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capra demon fucking capra demon man shit you forgot to ring the bell i don't think i forgot to ring the bell i rang the bell and they told me not to ring the bell so you're screwed either way. this is actually the second time like when i was playing it through like three weeks ago i rang the bell and then people were like you didn't ring the bell and i was like oh, what was that cutscene then? you know like the cutscene where you uh you ring the bell you ring the bell yeah, my guy pulls on the lever and the bell gets wrong. probably you ringing the bell is what that was that's what i was thinking
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sure, sure, sure. do i not have soul nuts? where are my soul nuts? oh, the bottom left. this doesn't tell me what they do. alright, i'll just buy one of them at random. sounds good. my favorite star wars movie is phantom menace. how many undergraduate degrees do i have? probably like one. if you were like six in 1999, you could have an undergraduate degree by now. wait, you can decide which is your favorite based on what degrees you have now?
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and he's like sure and as they were getting the phone number he like walked down to where they were doing the test which is a super no no yeah, because there's like you know privacy lines out of bounds like let me see who's getting like a blood test right now or something. oh, there's your marcus naslin former vancouver canuck this is a hypothetical i'm just saying privacy issues and then as he was getting out. he's like you know fucking oh
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bionic commando is armed as his wife. he's re armed. this isn't that bad. okay. we can do it. we can make this work. glitter bombs. we got a bunch of glitter bombs. i'm done, but i'm just gonna finish the chest here. ask me where i am. boom one. yep. guaranteed. you were right. you have a chaos card? nope. oh, i got bloodlust.
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ridiculous british isn't it? names for things. eggy mayo or egg mayo makes way more sense than egg south. i don't know man. i think it's kind of cute, but i don't really care either way. calling the trunk of the car the boot makes no sense to me. call it the fanny. where did those leaves go? there's no tree leaves. were there leaves there before? uh, i thought there were. i thought they were bare.
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there's objectives! i know where! right here? this thing that says activate and aim artillery, two out of four? watch out for the protoss gladiator. oh, you've just shot me with your shotgun to kill me. you were standing in a bad place. i'm down or something. oh, there i go. i think you did your due diligence. someone should bring me back. yeah, i'm gonna bring you back. my other gun asks. why do i only have a pistol? you're carrying something. drop off your artillery shell and then you'll get your gun back.
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