Quotes about ““What I wouldn’t do””
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i would say is probably the best thing about fireplaces for little kids. has led you into the career path you're in today. yeah, absolutely. well, no, i mean for real though, it did make me kind of go, you know what? that's pretty cool. i might like consider smithing as a decent fun thing to do as a hobby. wouldn't it be sweet if you went to a pioneer village and they had a j smith and he was just like, yeah, hey, what's up? he'd be like stay a while and listen. i guarantee it. you would say that probably? he would laugh at your jokes and then you know, maybe like
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okay, why would that happen? how does sombrero indicate last two? because you know it's like from a western. to be honest i didn't know the answer to that question either, so i'm glad i do now. well wouldn't a western be cowboy hats? not necessarily. what do you think caballero stands for? yeah, that's right. oh no, i wanted the diglett's! caballero pepper. it has to be milk? onion milk? garden milk?
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nah, she'll have fun. it'll be a nice experience. i was thinking tots of pot sauce directly. at one time at least because she wasn't there to tell you not to. if i didn't do it, i wouldn't be able to do the stream. i needed that performance enhancing drug. the one night green was like, last night i drank a liter of whiskey. that's like what? that's like 30 shots. green did that? damn, green's the man. it required that level of toxicity just to remind yeah? like make yourself forget that you were doing it.
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it's the largest thing i could fathom with my mind. like, planets are bigger than it, but i'm with my stupid ape brain. i can't conceptualize what a planet is. but a really big body of water, that blows my mind. it's really scary though that you can be like, man, i'm stuck in this position for 20 hours and there's nothing i can do about it at all. yeah, that's very true. like a self imposed isolation chamber. i wouldn't recommend it unless you really want to. josh did it.
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d10? thank you, trfessler for the subscription as well. d10. what's a d10 do? uh, rerolls enemies. oh yeah, i wouldn't have gotten that one probably. i miss the marshmallow. i'm gonna need that. screwball i guess i don't need. alright, let's continue on. it's actually called a do as well. ronnie? yeah, the ronnie james do.
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i don't know how loud to make this game. what are you talking about? it's about dynamic inclusion. i'm about to dynamically exclude you from future streams if you don't smarten up. i wouldn't actually do that. i know. i'm gonna get twitch going on. fox is the only dude i can invite on the stream and talk about magic with.
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why would you do that? keep your banana and your wood in your pants, mister. i'm gonna stand on the wood over here. i'm gonna put your wood in a wood chipper. fargo style. you're a countless no chipper there, eh? what's going on down here, pause? it's us, farity. don't you worry about it. oh shit. i wouldn't recommend it.
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did kate pre order star citizen? nah, she wouldn't dare. faye hunter, thank you very much for the subscription. 800? what do you mean 800? faye hunter, thank you very much for the subscription. 800? 800 what? spartans. is that how many people it took to take over the moon? yeah. is it even happening here? it counted as aerial hit, but i don't believe it. yeah, i mean, i'm a little... oh, you son of a gun! gotta see the birth certificate on that one. ryan.
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you know they should have had jaws from jaws 4 in... smash brothers? yeah and smash brothers. both of them. i think the, you know, the character dynamic between jaws and michael caine in jaws 4 and the revenge really is what made that movie. what made michael caine? that's a good question. he's not australian you fuck. i know that's what makes it so much better! what if canadian people tried to do that kind of shit? wouldn't you be pissed at them?
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air man j. that's what happens when you get a push up from a mega man 2 boss. where do the eggs come out? dolphins have vaginas, why wouldn't mermaids? yeah, right? see, this is where that conversation goes. this is why i immediately say i don't want to have the conversation about whether or not you can have sex with mermaids. can you please tell nick and ryan that the starbucks mascot is lady godiva?
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wait, here you go. you can have the foil caterpie. number 10 caterpie. did you get it from mcdonald's? i don't know. these do look different, don't they? oh, charmander! foil butter free? there's a hundred bucks right there. gotta catch them all. oh, there's jinx, your favorite. what? i don't like jinx. she wouldn't... i went to give it to her and she wouldn't even touch me. you're her favorite. i don't like jinx. oh, there's a japanese... hey, goat head! kabuto.
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who do you think is gonna be the only other person? well stop changing your freaking uh, your duck head every time and maybe i'll remember who you are. i like changing it around. had a bit of lag there. little bit. little bit of lag boys. what's ryan doing? i don't like this. i wish he would get away with that. i'm gonna taste you little bitch. yeah, you did tell me ry that ryan wouldn't like that one. you were right. you got a problem? i guess not. oh, you cut me up with your chainsaw.
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what if he's a fan? i wish he wouldn't pick on, like, people you don't know. what if somebody put that together and they're like, wait, i was just at the deli. oh god, was somebody thinking that about me while i was ordering my meat? why do you instantly rush to the defense of the meat man? i'm just picturing myself in that position and i would be really crushed. you would never be this meat man! you and me were not cut from the same cloth as this meat man.
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i'm down for it. i pizza cold. like, that's my go to for leftover pizza. i got no problem with it. but if someone's like, hey, you want me to microwave you a piece of pizza? i wouldn't be like, nah, just give it to me cold. i'd be like, sure. you know what? when in rome. no, see, the romans would run you out of the city if you microwaved pizza in rome. rob knows about romans. i do. there were 300 of them. they fought hard. they did.
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