Quotes about "“So and so”"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

55.080 like just in general or is there a particularly good idea if you're playing as this carol i see ways as you get a penny i know you're new to this game, so i'll feel free to spell out whenever i see a good idea nick i guarantee dan is not watching okay? what do you say we introduce him as if we've we've? misinformed him and just treat him as if he's a celebrity guest and we interview him for like 45 minutes about what it's like to be on reality tv and Search ↗
115.860 it's october already. i actually had a thing when i was making a thumbnail for one of the nlss vods and i was like, what is it, like the 17th? it's like, no, it's like the 23rd. yeah. so it was like a week later than i thought it was. Search ↗
160.320 you hate me enough that you won't even follow my twitch channel because i talk shit about i don't follow anybody on twitch that's why i like sometimes i'm self conscious. i follow like 13 people fucking one of them is denny's so let's just like yeah, let's not act as if this is something i use on the regular they streamed once and i followed them the bear guy to not a bear taffy the other bear guy, okay? we all followed him remember. yeah, the round table shout out. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, and i follow him and Search ↗
196.620 unfortunately, so that's why the those few times you're like oh is austin online and then he isn't or he's well, doda yeah, exactly like on thursdays. it's like it was not cobalt or one of you it wouldn't be in but i'm already online. well, you're already on i'm always here it's not austin or like robbed and that's that's it man. that's who i got. do you even have josh or fox? i don't know if i actually follow them bruno boulox 88. thank you very much for the subscription. oh Search ↗
516.940 50% of us americans don't even have maps and we're trying to give kids fireplaces how often do kids really get a fireplace though? i if i asked for a fireplace for christmas i hope that my parents would say no first off like what am i even gonna do with it? it's not i'm gonna get a bear skin rug and mack on some ladies when i'm like six years old probably not not gonna happen when i was about 13 or 14 actually we went to a trip in remember where it was one of those colonial deals so sorry what? Search ↗
683.680 i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it. Search ↗
1035.720 turns back into the haunt again is what would happen maybe there's a theoretical chance of that but at least it gives you the option of like getting some benefit out of it but still having a lot of inherent risk instead of just like there's no point at all. it's so lucky i blew up a rock with my last not just a rock but a one blocking his silver chest and it gave me a blackheart wow, i needed it Search ↗
1080.780 yeah, but it probably wouldn't change the item pool that it would draw from just to spite you. you'd fight the fallen and get like a regular health upgrade. it's like needlessly cynical about it. if they're making it, they could make it. oh my god. alright, well, d10 got me a damage there, so... two damage! you've rolled with the d10! i rolled, yes, i rolled with the d10, took it into a room, and it hit me twice because i re rolled it. Search ↗
1635.700 oh be quiet. it's not like i'm gonna enjoy this either. it's like really disturbing it was so specific yeah, oh that was good stuff but you could see this big like distended belly coming in from off camera and also a crotch like a package coming in yeah, yeah, i got it. i got shit. he's gonna unwrap that package and take a steamy dump inside of sonic's mouth i didn't like it definitely true Search ↗
1901.660 mike tyson's northernlion. thank you very much for the subscription. i appreciate it. i got the crystal ball that was my item room. i'll go to magic stick crystal balls and pretty good. it's pretty good it's just it's gonna only give me cards. i know it. it's possible. yeah, what if it gives you here a font cards? oh, then you're it didn't so far. give me high priestess and it's okay. he's been paying out a lot. i'm actually gaining health now as i take damage and have a hard time Search ↗
1930.640 i have a hard time saying no to that. i injured this room with like one heart and now i've got three and i took two damage. mike tyson punches in. oh, that's kind of clever actually. oh no! i was doing... oh i have nine lives. alright never mind. well, i was like what's so stupid? it was a stupid dodge. but i'm alright here. oh i hate this room. freaking haunt ghosts and those the guys that shoot the eight way directional homing shots. both at the same time. Search ↗
2000.820 this is a doable run even though i don't have great items yet. it's what i mean nine lives is carries it do a lot with nine lives so i just want to say as to use this platform very quickly to reach a bunch of people i want to say that the beginners guide for those of you out there that care was fantastic if you watch the roundtable podcast we talked a little bit about it. we knew nothing about it i've now played the whole thing and it was really really good. yeah, what about the Search ↗
2037.520 wizards of waverly place. yeah, i haven't played that yet, but if you think it should be on my list, i mean, i'll consider it. think the family channel's ever gonna bring it back? i don't actually know what it is. i mean, it says wizards, so i assume it's about wizards, but i don't know... it's about magic the gathering. what waverly place is? mmm. is that like a place that's sort of intangible and kind of wavers around, or...? no, it's the name of a street, you freaking weirdo. Search ↗
2064.340 they went to like a train station in harry potter and then threw themselves through a wall so anything's possible. that is true. they did do that constantly i've heard what you ever seen the harry potter movies never seen the harry potter films here it comes whether what's about to come not saying it's better or worse than heat i'm just saying you know were any of the harry potter movies directed by nothing coming from me i'm saying your chats gonna be salty that you didn't watch those. they're good. don't be salty i didn't use my time to do something you do whatever you want yet. i'm not saying you shouldn't watch the harry potter movies i Search ↗
2123.000 and apparently people come to see them, but nobody ever comes to see them, so i don't understand that part of it. you know the adams family house is a museum, but no one comes to see him. it's like, that's the, there's a randy newman song in there. somewhere. he's the guy that's always playing piano in the family guy episodes. spooky people got no reason. yeah, it's like that. Search ↗
2208.820 nah, that's rebecca black. oh, i never actually listened to that either. okay, that's just ridiculous. well, i heard it was really annoying and catchy, so i didn't want to that is like not at all! you have an annoying maybe, but... not catchy? alright, well i didn't hear it, so i didn't get to use my own judgement there. Search ↗
2286.600 better to burn out than fade away. that's why i play magic every night. you want to die and leave a beautiful corpse. exactly. that's why when you witness yourself, you gotta spray your teeth with chrome. something like that, yeah. i don't know. i haven't seen the age of ataline yet, so. age of ultron? that movie's like, it's pretty okay. did they ever put the cube in his chest? that's a different movie. i can see how you'd be confused though. Search ↗
2420.500 all cartoons in the 80s were for selling toys. all everything is for selling toys, man. it's all fucking big hasbro. thor the troll, thank you very much for the subscription. aw, i hate this floor so much! did i open that secret room? i'm loving this lost run, by the way. just throwing that out there. i have no bombs, i can't even open the secret room. aw, this floor is so fucked. i've got 12 cents, i have to go try and buy a spirit heart. Search ↗
2723.780 you should go to the midnight opening for battle of zendikar. oh, dude! thanks for the suggestion. i think i'll check that out and let you know how it was. hey, sounds good. i'll get back to you tomorrow about it. you think about the meta of just suggesting things i was gonna do anyway. seems to work. it's the best success i've had so far, anyway. hey, thank you very much, mayimfox, for the seven months in a rovery subscription. mayim's a nice lady. thank you. yeah, she's okay. see, that means a lot if you'll say she's okay. you gotta really work for that one. Search ↗
2900.780 who am i? i'm the lost again. okay. this is good. you guppied. not gu i collared. i collared, specifically, yes. is it my shot with chocolate milk? ipecac is so large that i can't stand in some parts of the screen and shoot because it'll kill me. oh, now i'm dark cutious. now i'm dark cutious. alright, so i fucked up the lost chance. bad room. mom's heart turns out as a tough draw. Search ↗
3030.220 we're gonna sell like mugs or stickers or something because i'm sure there's people who would like like a bad squad sticker yeah, i don't want to wear it on a shirt instead. they just put it on like their laptop or something that's my suggestion you could sell a shotgun no, this is shoot the shot right into your mouth this fucking run man chest items mulligan polyphemus monstro's alone, that's pretty good and i but i have a pick ack so the shots are oh you're gonna get enormous. oh Search ↗
3137.340 i can't shoot. like, my shots are so big, i actually cannot fire them. set up a scene sort of like guardians of the galaxy where you got your tape deck and you're just jamming out by yourself. just enjoying how cool it is to have angst. how is this kid not dead? it's got his collar, obviously. surprisingly, like, difficult to not, you know, die when you can't shoot your weapon. or when your shots hit but they don't actually hit, instead they explode it on the wall so they don't do damage to the boss. Search ↗
3229.060 sweetie well, thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes play some rampage nights don't go anywhere and thanks for watching so far. i agree. thank you. you're cool people papa john appreciates you fucking the host get out of my way, dude he's just not opening ever there we go, you know what you've got to die i think when you kill a host and it's closed and you or you get hit rather by a blackheart or Search ↗
3375.260 oh yeah, i guess you have a better apartment now, so that's good. hey, tomo's here too. tomo! nice, tomos. that's pretty wild, i've never heard that happen. i made fun of her and she wants to break up, what should i do? you should say you're sorry. and get back together if you want to. that's very true. that's a really sad reason to have a fight. it's extremely minor. Search ↗
3576.200 all right, what am i missing here? what is the other button? there's like a y button. you can roll with right trigger. oh, that's it. all right. so we're on normal. we're gonna go to the dark castle. wait, what is the enchanted forest though? yeah, that's where we're gonna end up is the dark castle. this is the game with the eye lasers and the banana slip, right? yeah, it got super weird and crazy. i loved it. sometimes you turn into a donkey. come on. i'm just gonna keep swinging my sword like this. you got a problem? you run into me. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

103.180 general practitioner, my favorite vagina. thank you very much to notdudeman for the subscription as well, much appreciated. and don't forget dudepizzle. thanks for the seed. you know what? you're welcome josh, thanks for being so kind about it. thanks sugarpotatoes. thanks smashingsaxon. Search ↗
209.680 he still just chose until right now to activate itself i guess. oh it's dark af. you know that's what they say now? it's as fuck. if you ever see, oh i'm baked af. that doesn't mean like alf, alf frizzay or something like that. so what does afi stand for then? what does alf frizzay mean besides like miss frizzle? it means with frizz, with frizzle. baked as much as miss frizzle. dude she is fucking high and that's cool bus. Search ↗
356.800 you're all fantastic. look at this nerd thanking the people. yeah, i know. what's he thanking people for? like, he's either spending money to support my stream and my way of life. they didn't do anything. they certainly did. they clicked a button and they gave me money. that's a huge deal. that is kind of a huge deal. it's a game of nine. thank you for this. oh shit. exlumi up down all around. thank you for jsmith down. you're so much cooler than everyone else. Search ↗
433.660 so i re rolled that belt at the end of the first floor and it turned into a little baggie of pills and i got two health downs out of it and i feel pretty bad about that. yeah, well check it out. i got a little baggie from a judgment and i got two health downs out of that. how does that make you feel? that feels like bullshit. you got a db. mom's wig gives you one red heart. i don't know what that means. i did not know that. Search ↗
615.680 you have to bat rat on rob. how what? how did that happen? how did he get up at 6.30? i want to hear theories, because we're going to have them on the show later and then we'll talk about it so it's not as awkward. but like, this dude woke up at 6.30 pm. maybe he's having trouble sleeping. it doesn't seem like it. it seems like he's having trouble waking up. well, getting to bed can be a difficult time sometimes. did you just do a michael jackson a little? hee hee. like an home wrecker flashback. that's what michael jackson says when you make a good joke. he's dead now. Search ↗
646.960 yeah he did. fucking died. he's like rotted to shit now at this point. he's probably a skeleton. well, you know, why he took it in that direction, but... he is kinda skeleton like already. oh yeah, i guess it didn't take him very long. yeah. sorry michael. it was like that key and peele sketch where they make fun of hell's kitchen. so like, you know, your dish was really good at being bad. oh, i'm sorry chef. i mean michael jackson bad. Search ↗
847.460 dan took offense to that sort of and was like what the heck is a diglett and we explained it as a pokemon and then he just kept repeating it. he'd be like rob, that sounds just like dankies. have you ever had like an x ray in your lungs to see if there's any diglets in there? and then like what a total dick hurry. he would just lose it. he'd like lose his mind. he's so great. i love that he exists in the real world. i see. thank you very much for this. just kidding. he was on big brother. Search ↗
899.020 disney used to be a person and then they froze his head cryogenically. you think he's still around like cryogenically and stuff? absolutely not. you don't think okay, so you think they lost the head? thank you very much the total package for your subscription. i was just talking about you. i wanna you asked? you asked and then they did? i know, i received! Search ↗
968.040 and he's like, alright, so this is where hitler comes up on the screen and everyone goes, whoa! walt disney! walt disney, you've been frozen for too long, man. the only place we see hitler now is on the history network. in the wolfenstein games. in the literal 70 seconds of every day. yeah. it's by the history channel. Search ↗
1050.880 confirm. some of it sort of makes sense when you think about it. you're like, man, those pyramids are really heavy. and triangular. they're definitely triangular as fuck. we've been up a ton since the year 1200, so... oh, that's a big pickup right there. how are you guys liking this run? it's fast. it's really good, but i only have two hearts, so i'm fucked. oh, am i on? two blue hearts. i like all the shots that i can shoot out of my face. yeah, there's a lot that happen out of the face region. Search ↗
1195.140 why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far. Search ↗
1332.380 remember when he see the thing with gold member is that he says the word father funny because he's from a different country then at the end which gets electrocuted just to play it up a little bit more his last words are just father father father father over and over and over it's really well, the whole movie is about the father thing right so that's sort of them reinforcing it i guess yeah that was turning the subtext into fucking super super text yeah, oh Search ↗
1444.060 not when i i brought my kids to see this, okay? like, come on. wasn't there a scene where there was like a little person with a dildo attached and there's like a slingshot involved? i think you may be combining bruno and the wolf of wall street. i would never do that. also the second half of wolf of wall street was so long i kind of fell asleep. wait, how could the second half be so long, nick? Search ↗
1466.980 the first half was pretty exciting, i was totally into it. second half, i started to just get sleepy, because it just was a lot of talking and like not a lot of moving the story ahead. that's... that's like that funny people movie with adam sandler. the movie sucks so much nuts in the second half. not very good. but i do agree, it got worse in the second half. and i still liked wolf of wall street by the way, it was just the second half was a little rough. that's all. that's all. what the fuck, nick? wolf of wall street, i liked it. i didn't see it. Search ↗
1614.760 dude, i can't wait to see that movie with kate hudson and captain kirk where he goes out on a boat during the storm but then she's like, you gotta bring it back, jemmy. like i'm so... jemmy? we were gonna get married this weekend. and i'm like, i gotta see this. casey affleck's in it, it's like, it's the perfect dad movie. can you imagine if you had kids and you were out on that boat in that storm, you'd be flipping your shit. like the boat was. yeah! exactly. they were supposed to get married! but now they'll never get married because the boat flipped. Search ↗
1720.360 well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it. Search ↗
1759.440 so he is the same person then. these are not spoilers, you don't have to yeah, exactly. nick, just go take a philosophy class is what sweety weber mcyegor jensen says. i have. you'd you'd but i didn't like settle the matter in my one semester of philosophy. you didn't get your fill apparently, it's like, you know, if you go out to eat and you're still hungry, you get something else to eat, man. Search ↗
1848.960 is if the man went through a teleporter, is he the same man on the other side? well that's what i was trying to figure out before and you wouldn't are we still are we still working for him? should i take a look at a vico? are we still smarter than a fifth grader? we may never have been. that's true. if you send a fifth grader through a teleporter and they become a sixth grader, are they smarter than themselves? oh fuck. could a fifth grader make a stone so heavy even a sixth grader couldn't lift it? Search ↗
1924.140 i appreciate it, i need all the help i can get, cause i am absolutely gonna die soon. yeah. it's like, you know, i hope you don't, but you are destined to die before me just because of your birth date, so... right, and my sedentary lifestyle and my poor eating habits and, you know, all those things. Search ↗
1986.600 yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though. Search ↗
2095.040 that's all. if you were lazy about it, i'd understand. but this whole, oh there's a demon that controls my hunger, i don't buy that at all. you're really harping on the demon thing, huh? i'm not really talking about a demon. i'm just throwing out, that's the most plausible explanation that i can see. so there's demons inside all of us? like a nine tailed fox? are they smarter than a fifth grader? nope. eat. asses and bananas. Search ↗
2227.920 i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast. Search ↗
2764.380 and even if he didn't know better and that really was the stupidest like the best thing he could do at the time for himself he still like burned down his house, and that's pretty sad so like being a dick to him isn't very nice i don't want to be a dick to him, but at the same time come on dog well yeah, but great. come on. dog is fair like that's not that bad okay, that's i understand where you're coming from now mostly. i'm like oh Search ↗
2828.920 yeah, they seem to value pyromania just a little bit in grade school. or they do the lighter thing where they like make it hot and then push it under your fingers? oh, that's the other one. what?! yeah, you do. okay, so if you hold your fingers over the fire but you keep them slightly separate instead of putting them together, the fire won't burn you. but if you put them together, it burns. so they would show off and be like, look, i'm toasting my fingers but it doesn't hurt because i'm a badass. and then you do it but you don't know the trick so you just burn yourself and you're like, man, that kid's a badass. Search ↗
3354.380 oh, dank bomb, hook me up man! i went from blue baby to dark judas and i'm loving every moment of it because i have so strong, fast shots. chat? i don't even know what's going on in my own chat anymore. but i was mad, so i used suicide king even though i only had guppy's collar and totally came back. one of the chests that i got from suicide king gave me proptosis. so i'm gonna take that as a sign from the universe that i did the right thing there. you do the right thing if you just put your mind to it. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 still to this day the wednesday october 7 2015 northernlion lives over show as always i'm your host northernlion here with my esteemed co host rock lee smile mr. green man bring me a meme hi hopefully not today though and then also cobalt streak hello hello you are cobalt let's give us a seed so we can grill cobalt on his experience playing star wars battlefront mm hmm me yes yes please Search ↗
98.900 yeah, i wasn't having any lag issues. then again, it's closed beta and i only think there's a couple hundred people on the server so when it was late at night, so i'm looking forward to testing it somewhere today, but so far so good. when we played it or talked about it on roundtable one time we were talking about that the target footage looked just like ridiculous like photorealistic. Search ↗
208.620 i also have not been following the saga of its, you know, development and other various controversies, so i have no real bias against it, i guess. i should know my audience better before i make jokes like that. fair enough. speaking of platformers though, the mega man collection on steam, i picked that up, and it's amazing to me how poorly a game can run. oh no. Search ↗
260.920 and don't forget, howrzapan, of course, who subscribed earlier. thank you. i did temporarily forget that, so i appreciate the... i appreciate it. well, now i have remembered it. okay, good. much like everybody in the world has just remembered mighty no. 9 as a result of your joke. i pre ordered it on steam, actually. oh, and a suitcase, thanks for the five months! Search ↗
339.260 cheating thought maybe 1200 or something like that that is because i'm in nearly 900 what's the thousand threshold does it matter if it's 12 or 15 really you out of this 300 hours dog guys so that's 10 that's like a day of isaac not i mean obviously i know that you play it for work and also for pleasure but and that's a day of isaac every week for a whole year Search ↗
436.700 thank you fermi for the ten months in a row. pretty much works exactly the same as the pc version did, which is great. well that is a revelation. well, the best version of the pc version i should say. in fact some of the issues with transparency and stuff i noticed were not present on the psp, or rather vita version. so yeah, it might even be the optimal version, the only thing being that different soundtrack if you care about that. right, yeah. Search ↗
550.860 getting all the bandages on multiple platforms. i'm just like, it's a great game, don't get me wrong, but i just cannot... i don't want to... i mean, i beat it in 20 minutes, so it wasn't really a big deal for me. like, if i'm gonna play it, i'm gonna play it on... i'm gonna play the version i already have on pc. it's cool that it's out on more and more platforms though. steve out, thank you for the subscription as well. it also cost me nothing, i mean, i'm on ps plus, so it was just like, go download it and play it once. i mostly just wanted to hear what the new soundtrack sounded like. Search ↗
579.840 and to see if it performed well. and they didn't change the engine at all. like, there's still the same little weird invisible blocks and stuff. i can still do pause glitch, which is really awkward on the vita, but try it, it actually works. i did a brownie skip and everything. so yeah, it's a solid version of the game. and it works. the controls are even tight, which you wouldn't think they could pull off on vita with such a small screen, but it works fine. i also feel like sucks. yeah. i feel like maybe unlock or on like, uh... Search ↗
829.260 this is the story that will illustrate the like you will know exactly what i was at 14 years old when i tell you this story i won the youth division of a local chess tournament yeah, my prize money was $60 and i immediately flipped that into tony hawk's pro skater for the playstation sue yeah and then i played that for probably like two or three hundred hours, so it's like a really good time investment. oh Search ↗
893.320 we also play a lot of indie games which don't cost as much thankfully. and they send us to them, like they send it to us for free. so i'm not gonna try to act like uh... Search ↗
903.620 you know, it's that much of a tax on me. but we did buy rock band 4 last night and i was like, ooh! ooh, i want so much. what is that, like $800? we bought that and i bought kate disgaea 5 for ps4, which just came out apparently. and the guy was like, alright, your total is like $400. i'm like, god damn. Search ↗
927.280 hey thanks dragonblast for the sub! we played like three hours of rock band 4 last night so we've almost gotten our money's worth i think. is rock band 4 worth the $330 asking price or whatever for the band? so wait, you got the whole shebang? yeah that's all of the instruments except for a second guitar. oh and i'm deep. Search ↗
981.140 papa john loves you. and you know what? i've had a good time with it so far. there's some stuff i don't like about rock band 4 right now. like the set list is still kind of shitty, but there's some stuff that i'm... Search ↗
1019.140 well, i unfortunately, we got it on ps4 and i don't even know how to recover like my old gamer tag but, um, like, uh, it was just like, content not found, content not found. and i was like, oh no. well you charged me for it, so i hope that one day that content gets found. Search ↗
1054.100 i'm not even gonna go. it's not as bad as they say it is. i think it is. it's just like a really straightforward kind of bland modern shooter. that's all. it's got a little shitty humor to it. i mean literally shitty, like the first moment you pick up a turd out of a urinal and throw it at a wall. so... that's for real. that's a real thing, huh? yeah, that's a real thing. you'll see that right away. thank you god mode enable for the 11 months and also dragonblast 21! classic dragonblast. thanks. Search ↗
1083.300 i will say the dlc is cheaper now. each song, at least in canada, is $1.99 canadian. and they used to be $2.50, i think, so... and that's when our dollar actually had some purchasing power, so... it's like really cheap now! but, you know, it would be nice if they actually downloaded as well. because, you know, we played still alive, that was cool. we got to play... Search ↗
1185.300 by the end of the pads, that's the worst, like the electric sensors on the pads going, you're just like, well, that's it. that's the end of my rock band days. but i remember by the time we finished our rock band careers in college, the duct taped fucking bass pedal and stuff like that, and one of the guitars didn't quite slot into, like the two pieces didn't slot together properly so it would always come apart and pinch your fingers when you tried to fix it. Search ↗
1238.800 so that's interesting. took the fear shot, huh? yeah, i just went in deep. i also did a re roll, which i think is what got it for me. i rolled the fear shot into a pentagram. why would i do that? that was not... yeah, i also rolled that into something that is good. i am now like dark judas with tiny planet death's touch. oh yeah, i just got the knife and i'm guppy. several. i got the death's touch though. Search ↗
1295.620 that's like maybe worse. there's your new pc doing that? yeah, so we continue the saga oh that's real good we rma'd our gpu and then we installed it and it worked fine on monday's stream and we're like the problem solved and then i try to record some isaac like 10 minutes after the stream ends and it's like no same problem Search ↗
1321.220 then we tested everything. pci slots and you know, well there's maybe it's using too much of the power supply so we plug in like the auxiliary plug on the power supply and blah blah blah like we tested again with rumble muffin to give it some sense of legitimacy. yeah. for like maybe four or five hours. and then we put in the other the old gpu and it just worked fine. Search ↗
1344.300 then we're like okay well at least i can work like this and then i'd try to record isaac yesterday like 20 minutes into my first run the computer just blue screens come on so now wow unrelated to the gpu could be a driver issue could be a could be an issue with the bios as many people are telling me now could be motherboard compatibility. i don't know i Search ↗
1410.720 yeah, i mean like come in the case ready to go. yes that was in the case i felt my own before and i had like some really quirky problems not similar to what you have like mine i would start my computer up and this is still the case in the computer in the other room and half the time the monitors don't don't come on. oh wow, and i have to keep restarting it until finally the computer talks to the monitors so i mean, i'm not Search ↗
1469.700 and he overclocked it on the bios and then it just it would blue screen whenever she recorded anything for like a week and then eventually i was like hey in your bios settings it says you're like overclocking and as soon as we turn that off it just worked fine and he was like well, it should have been able to handle it. i'm like i know but we got it we it's our own fault for not telling him that we value stability i guess over everything else so we can actually like work. it's also not exactly normal to record for everybody that's the other thing but i mean Search ↗
1518.020 i've had the computer issues. i haven't had much of a backlog and then also i'm going to san francisco tomorrow to do a game preview, and i was like well maybe i'll like spend the night there, and then i'll turn into like a little like a day trip but then as soon as the computer issues happen. i'm like i need to come back that night so i'm like tomorrow morning i got an early flight san francisco play a game get some footage hop on the plane come back so i can actually get some more work done it is a Search ↗
1568.240 to a preventable issue like this, you know. i'm in a similar situation going to california next week in like five days for a game preview. four or five days or in five days? in five days. it's gonna be actually like they're flying me in the morning and then i guess the next day i'm seeing it and then i'm flying out the next morning so it's mostly traveling. yeah. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

50.380 super like when you're pagan or something and you want to talk about it i guess some kind of something to do with the moon usually everyone thought so as well but all hallows eve does not take place on october 30th takes place on october 31st. is this correct? i don't know man. all right. she's gone too far we're gonna be playing some rebirth don't get confused. this is rebirth not halloween and then in our middle section we're gonna be playing uh huh Search ↗
173.400 yeah, and then 72 police department 72 pd i remember them okay well to be honest i wasn't loving that run anyway, so all right good. i think it's better this way well, this one's a room of darkness, so we'll see right yeah, it starts curse of darkness, and it's the cellar so this is actually like objectively worse. sorry. maybe i'm good. we'll see it's not your fault. oh Search ↗
212.960 what does that mean? i haven't found it yet. up your butt and around the corner? what's around the corner? is there more butt up there? it's... i mean, there's a lot of corners in the butt, right? like, because the colon is so, uh, coiled. it's like 22 miles or something. can't you stretch it out to the moon? i believe that if you take the colon and stretch it out, it is approximately as long as one human colon. alright. you could stretch you could coil it up and put it inside an average person's body. Search ↗
324.260 there's this, basically part of painting is you lay down like these big fields of color and then you build on them. so bob ross, he's a pretty good painter, he actually knows what he's doing and he's got the whole thing down to a pretty good science and he's quite good at just, you know, doing stuff on tv. that's kind of his gig, or was his gig before he died. so he was laying down big fields of color and he like made these picturesque mountains and then he'd put like a splotch of brown in front of it and everybody was like, destroyed. destroyed, destroyed, destroyed. he ruined it! he has no idea what he's doing, he's incompetent. Search ↗
409.380 lee harvey oswald lee's oh, we don't want to bring him up again. the general lee? general lee? most people don't know this but the general lee that the car is named after is actually general lee harvey oswald. oh, i thought they could nail down a specific lee so it was just sort of a general lee. it was actually lee majors, the six million dollar man. alright. i like your chat right now, it's a lot of faces. yeah, it's exclusively like ming lees and bob rosses. Search ↗
470.600 yeah, the other day i was like, well i should record some rebirth and then i was like well i already have videos till thursday so i guess i just won't do that. i was gonna ask what do you do? like you're in the repetition now. do you just keep recording as part of your daily schedule and just overlap it and fill up the videos? nah, i don't think you can do that. as of tomorrow the only thing people will accept is afterbirth, i think. so even if you had a couple left over you're not gonna put them up because nobody cares. yeah, i actually got lucky that i did the math properly i guess. that's weird. Search ↗
606.860 did they have a special exhibit on leprechaun back to da hood? i can't remember what it's actually called. leprechaun in da hood? is that i can't remember. i think that could be right. it sounds similar. it's one of those. but i can't say that they did. okay. and we did go to a ton of museums, so i think we would've run into it if it was out there. right. that's fair. Search ↗
627.620 we went to the zoo, we went to a bunch of museums, we went to some cool restaurants, we did rotary sushi which was great. rotary like the conveyor belt? yeah. that's cool. so it just floats on by, you take off what you want, and then they charge you a lot of money. yeah! yeah, we did that in the uk and it was extremely expensive. it was all very expensive. you're like, okay, here's one piece of salmon, it's like four dollars. you're like, oh, okay. i gotta eat it. Search ↗
652.900 the value to sushi ratio was like, i would say, roughly 30% of what you would get anywhere else. yeah, i don't disagree with that assessment of ahhh, dang it! i don't disagree with that assessment of things. you know, when i think of irish cuisine, i don't think of sushi, but why not, right? like, it's an island in the atlantic ocean. i think it's great seafood, actually, yeah. it sounds like it feels like they would have amazing seafood. and it's really it's not an irish thing at all, obviously, but it's just a big city, so they have that stuff there. Search ↗
766.540 yeah, let's just head down to the next floor. oh! hahaha! little scary. yo sushi is legit extortion. jesus. i mean in their defense though every time we kept sort of a running tab of what our bill was gonna be and then we went up to pay it was always cheaper than we thought it was gonna be so there was there were deals somewhere in there happening. right, yeah. they just didn't make us aware of what they were. that's the old tourist special. they say they're gonna charge you one thing and then they give you a deal. Search ↗
909.000 don't forget that dick hammer, but dick hammers name doesn't have an s in it. so that's the dh yeah, cba cbs and dh. that's okay it sort of works and cbs and bbs are kind of like conjoined so they're the same really i agree yeah, i could have like a c in parentheses bs right then that covers for one deal. she's like isaac trading cards isaac streaming trading cards now would be pretty sweet. oh Search ↗
990.160 yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool. Search ↗
1130.920 it was incredible. and he was like apologizing when he was at work and he had a meeting and i was like, dude you don't need to apologize ever. you're at work and you're not charging me anything. this is well beyond the call. yeah. so yeah, heartfelt thank you to rumble muffin for both of us. for real. nick, did you see that call of duty black ops 3 has its own beer? Search ↗
1155.480 no, but i'm in yeah, i believe it's an ipa. i can't remember why but it's like the ghost rpa well michael caine made it that was more meant to be like almost scottish i think isn't that what kid price is i'm so late so think tavis. no. that's it mctavish. yeah, i have a classic story modes of those call of duties, but black ops one is actually pretty decent. that's what i've heard man actually i played the first mission of black ops 2 and Search ↗
1184.840 and i was like, oh, i'm murdering like a thousand people. i didn't get into the second one as much as the first one, but i think that one was also said to be pretty decent. i actually played a decent amount of the multiplayer in that. were you there for that? i think so. maybe. i think so as well. yeah, i think that was the one. there was one where we played a bunch with kyle for a while, right? was that true? yeah, that was it. that was one of the worst scottish accents i've ever seen. pardon me, what about mike myers and every piece of media he's ever created? Search ↗
1398.300 i'll be getting it at launch, so i'll be prioritizing knocking out a couple of videos to put up soon after launch and once those videos are done hopefully i will be able to hop on and do a stream at and i'm gonna make a bunch of bullshit tiny like five second videos so i can undercut him in seo oh, he's gonna fucking smosh me. you're getting smosh in the mouth. don't do it man. i'm not gonna do it really Search ↗
1447.340 create a new account for rebirth daddy. i don't even understand what this means, create a new account for rebirth. yeah, just get a new account and then you'll get it sooner. is that so i can get my new player bonus again? it's tied to your account is the problem, so if you get a new one you'll probably have a better chance. i have no idea what that means at all, actually. i can't wait for this joke to end tomorrow, says it, luke. well, freaking think about how i feel, man! i'm in on the joke and i'm not even, i don't even have the reward for it. Search ↗
1506.640 it's a great name. i really hate that name, it's so bad. there's definitely somebody out there who has the name ted nugent as their like first and middle name. on purpose. i don't know what's better though if it's by accident or on purpose. yeah, i guess if it was by accident you'd just be like, ah shit. yeah, that sucks. you figure it out when you're like 18, you're like well okay, it's too late now. yeah, you gotta be 18 to know about ted nugent. i think you do have to be 18 to know about ted nugent. he's got an age gate in front of him. Search ↗
1634.560 i... but if you don't, it's like 2pm eastern, i think. uh, it's 1. 1? oh. in, in uh, pacific standard time at least, it's 1. then someone on twitter was telling me that it was like different for them, so i don't know if maybe like different, there's like region locking or something, i don't know. so just like look at the countdown timer then. yeah. look at your own countdown timer and that's probably when it comes out for you. the person who told me that they had a different time could have just been mistaken. Search ↗
1778.600 i flew united and that doesn't have a funny connotation to its name. it doesn't have really anything to it. no, but i will say i had a bit of a self referential sort of like reminded me you moment where i was on the plane and i was on the way back and it was the seven hour flight overseas and i was seated next to an older couple and the guy in the middle i was against the window so i had like the kind of you know right up against it position. yeah lucky you. Search ↗
1851.900 just expect it now someone like reclines their seat in your laptop screen gets like caught in the in the thing as it comes down and like warps your screen you're just like oh, i guess this is like so you can have like an extra two inches of leg room even though you're fucking five foot two all right i just i never do that like i don't go beyond my armrest and i don't go back at all because that's respect that what i will say is that i think the proper etiquette on an airplane is that middle seat gets both armrests and Search ↗
1901.800 we do also have to keep in mind that there was a plug that was not really accessible unless you were in the middle seat, so i think he gets primary access to the plug. oh, he gets the plug as well. he's the charger. which i think if you get, you either get the plug or the armrest. and i'd rather have had the armrest in that situation because i brought a recharger with me. that's fair, yeah. i made it through the whole thing alive, i was just rather sore by the end of it because i really couldn't move at all for seven hours and that was awful. yeah, it's pretty messed up. Search ↗
2010.820 but they wouldn't stop with the carts going up and down the aisle, so i had to find the right moment there too. to break it, yeah. it was non stop food delivery, which sounds like it would be great, but eating next to someone when you have about three inches is not as pleasant as it sounds. yeah, i get it. Search ↗
2071.900 and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that. Search ↗
2166.200 that sucks. like when i flew back from san francisco it was like 200 bucks for a two hour flight and i was like, ah that was like 140 and i had more space and i could get free food. i might be able to do it but at 200 i'm like no way. well i think it gets exponentially more important the longer you're flying though so if it's a two hour flight i can tolerate being crammed into a corner but if it's seven it's a bit of a problem then. that is true but then it gets proportionally more expensive as well. yeah they know they've got you by the balls. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

19.740 there's a button, see that? yeah, what's it do? yeah, when you hit it, it starts the enemies spawning in and you keep fighting them until they all stop or you want to get your money and leave and then you press the button again and take damage. so yeah, green mode, basically you just, uh, you pick your own items by killing enemies and then getting money and then using that money to buy items from the shop. Search ↗
86.240 oh, they give you a representational image now. how do i get rid of my curse? how do i go down and go to the next floor? or even you get rid of any curse wait wait black candle. i i didn't beat the timer it doesn't matter. it's just when the next wave shows up yeah, so it'll show up no matter what when that timer runs out or it'll show up when you kill the last enemy if you're going how do i know when the last enemy is? Search ↗
110.180 look at the counter on the left side of your screen. when it gets to 8 out of 10, that means there's two waves left and that's when it stops. i'm at 8 out of 10. then that's the last wave. the next one is the boss. at 9 it's the boss and at 10 it's the devil deal boss. alright, so you're saying i want to do the white door. Search ↗
220.500 oh, who is this? does this need boss? the mummy man. yeah, ragman. that's mummy man. i like the mummy. oh, you threw his head at me, you dick! the film starring brendan fraser. fox likes that movie, i'm sure. yeah, i like it too. i like that movie as well. alright, so i did it. now what? alright, now you go down to the next floor and do it again. 30 times. did you go to the it's not actually 30, don't worry. did you go to the painful room? Search ↗
250.000 i went to the painful room. yeah, i didn't like it that much in there. i wouldn't recommend you go to the painful room. oh, i went to the painful room and it's terrible. yep, told ya. and i don't have any like keys or nothing like that so i'm boned. well, you can buy a key. oh, you can buy a key. oh, did you guys go to the item room then? yes. was it a good suite? yeah, it wasn't that great to me. so what if i bought this key and went down the next floor with it? you could take it with you forever as long as you want. and you can open it immediately. Search ↗
363.920 i took on black face friend. that's probably wait a minute. no, that's not that that's the worst of the two options little steven. yeah, but it's not as your other item because nick i read it even choose items we're just rerolling our whole on every single floor loopy i well i want to get more items so i can reroll the freaking sacred heart in the angel room and we're gonna really there's this mushroom right here magic mushroom all stats up i love that guy Search ↗
392.180 too bad we're not gonna have it next floor. no, well i didn't get it in the first place anyway. it was in a mushroom. can you believe that? chukko the part of the i can't actually. thank you for the subscription and also, uh, i guess moobot has just like completely given up the ghost on actually shouting out even current subscribers, so... oh shit. i installed nightbot! there we go. i installed nightbot too. i installed nightbot, but nightbot doesn't shout out subscribers yet either. oh, that's weird. Search ↗
422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
483.580 missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around. Search ↗
511.760 alright. and sorry if i missed anybody, feel free to say so if i have. telepathy for dummies? no. this is exciting. i'm excited. alright, so deal with the devil. i press that button and now there's another boss. yeah, and now you'll fight for a deal with the devil now. you'll fight for your life. you'll fight to survive. is that hulk hogan theme song or is this some like anime theme song? i was gonna go for muse but your way is fine too. Search ↗
546.440 fight for the rights of mankind we will fight to survive you've probably played it in guitar hero at least once you motherfuckers are scrambling my brain with your inanity like i just did i pressed the deal with everybody but fought the bosses and then was like just you scrambled my brain so i just skipped the deal with the devil see it can happen. i told you how do you live on a regular basis? how do you live with yourself? it's so unfocused Search ↗
576.400 do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so? Search ↗
777.100 should have resetted the data. it, like, the fact that i'm throwing, i mean people are saying i'm throwing at least on the youtube seed doesn't matter because this is a seeded run and as always on seeded runs nothing you do matters. we, no matter how far you go we come back to the same place apparently. where was that? not knowing that seeded runs don't have an impact on the actual save file. but it's after birth now so maybe all the rules have changed, who knows. we didn't know that. Search ↗
808.400 alright. now i have a baby. the best way i can describe this is, you know, missing no the actual pokemon? yeah. i have that and it's following me. it's like a box with boxes and static. okay, yeah, so this is an actual item and not just a terrible glitch. Search ↗
858.120 bomb oh it's tyrone said that would know he didn't say that but he favorited the tweet that i sent him that said that if you get matchstick when you have to take it'll take it away, so maybe he'll add that to the game someday, and i'll just be so proud what can you use bombs for? blowing up yourself well probably like you know that machine that allows you to reroll things it's got like the recycle arrow on it if you blow that up. it gives you a guaranteed reroll on the shop Search ↗
908.580 i what are you talking about? i don't hey, what's going on? up down all around, welcome to jstorcon. i'm talking about it for like, better twitch tv emoticons. maybe. yeah, yeah, okay. so brack the man now has a witch on his head. i thought you meant in like real life, and i was like, what's wrong with this guy? like, what are you talking about? i don't know, man. thank you quizzicalupnod for your subscription. welcome back to the quarry. or, welcome. for the first time. does range up help azazel? Search ↗
1044.020 so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting. Search ↗
1165.420 people are like, use bombs to reroll, but i kinda wanna oh, you know what? i was like, we should really save some money to donate to our greed donation machine. and then i was like, wait a minute, i'm the idiot this time. what's key necklace do? oh god. latch key. latch key, drops a couple of keys. these are old items, josh. were they so what's it do then, mr. old item? gives you some keys. anything that's worth it? i dunno. let's just pretend the keys aren't part of this. Search ↗
1196.580 i'm just taking whatever items i can now. i know people are gonna be like, you know, take chaos, but we're on the last floor anyway, so... yeah dude, just drop me two fucking keys for free. and who gives a shit about what the item pools are when you're gonna reroll from all of them anyway? that's kind of how i feel about it right now, yeah. you're rerolling item rooms? i have... Search ↗
1275.700 oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun. Search ↗
1522.520 okay, so i can get the fucking the armband of power or i can get the the abortion hanger. oh, what is arm of power? it's like the bracelet so makes me super cool, but then makes the enemies like super cool, too what are you i just don't even hear that it's it makes me super cool and it makes the enemies super cool as well yeah, like it powers me up, but it also powers the enemies up is a champion belt. yeah, dude. oh Search ↗
1965.340 he opened so many doors and they're all pissed! well he didn't know when the keys opened them. i have my own key, why can't i use dad's key that's floating behind me to open doors? when ryan played his first greed mode run all the doors came off the walls and floated around. yeah because i had supermagnet, the doors, i was really confused and i was like what is going on with these doors? i thought it was just a bug. what a strange boss design that the doors attack you. they made like a big circle in the middle of the levels. Search ↗
1996.180 oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know? Search ↗
2150.440 that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d Search ↗
2179.580 bg1qln and vow 1981, thank you very much for the subscription as well. ah there's a cursor right here. what the hell is burning basement? what the fuck is this shit? yeah it's hard to see. you're so offended by it. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 november 4th 2015 edition i as always am your host northernlionjove and my esteemed co host rock lee smile hey everybody hi and then also cobalt's freaky's here on his own marathon that's been going on for five gosh darn days now hello that is about as enthusiastic as i expected that to sound to be honest with you i've been losing my mind it's pretty awesome i don't blame you at all so do you guys literally have like Search ↗
84.480 i... it's much more enjoyable now that they patched it. i find, though... i have not played greed mode since the patch actually. the patch happened like this morning, right? it's much harder to break now. yeah, the patch was like midnight or 1230 pst, so... yep. alright, this is my first game today then. with the patch. alright, why don't you give me a seed as well, because i don't want to unlock it and make youtube mad at me. oh, sure. whatever you want. so what i'm doing right now is... i have the little uh... the little horny guy, right? and i'm fighting him. the little horny guy? and he makes those bombs. Search ↗
114.580 little horny and so he drops those troll bombs at you, but i have the trinket the fuse trinket, okay? that is pretty sweet actually i would love a see yes, bl rw okay h8 br blair witch project Search ↗
191.640 actually, this is a pretty good start. i press the button and it unlocks something. oh you got blue. yeah yeah, so are you just farming up like like 99 bombs right now? um i'm trying to kill him now, but it's taking so long that i farmed up like 30 more bombs than i intended to i Search ↗
238.980 i never got to do that. pretty powerful start. i don't know about you, cobalt, you've played so much more of this than maybe you have some experience, but i feel like every single run where i fight ultra greed or hush, i do like the same amount of damage. i know there's some kind of scaling going on there, but i always seem to start doing more damage the lower my hp is. and that's what's freaking me out a little bit. it's like, i seem to do a lot of damage when i have like two hearts left. Search ↗
269.360 hmm all right. that's that's the reality some kind of there's some fun kind of theory like the first phase it calculates your damage or something for the rest of the phases or some something or that's what i've heard there's a certain amount of hits but i mean some people like it some people don't i like it because it means you have to be consistent even during runs where you get super op and being the boss with with your dodging in and knowing the mechanics, so i think that's a positive the negative is Search ↗
448.960 yeah, apparently. what's weird is that the seed that nick gave me also works in hard mode. like when i started to run it was like, hey, yeah, this seed is totally valid. so, i don't know, it would be interesting to run like a greed mode seed and a hard mode seed at the same time and see if some of the same items pop up consistently. there's a correlation there. i would hazard a guess probably not, but maybe. yeah. have you guys done today's daily? i'm not sure if dick did that or not. i... Search ↗
553.660 i love these little rear roll machines. they break now though, which is also something that needs to happen. i have not seen that yet. yeah, i guess those are a bit strong. has his hazel bearings. i beat a run with him my first one i loaded up and i found a quad shot, so... Search ↗
574.700 so i heard he got nerfed pretty hard or something like that. yeah, i think they're gonna actually buff him back a little bit. they nerfed him too hard. yeah, apparently, according to what edmund said on twitter, it was just like unintentional. i mean, it was intended that he be nerfed, but not to that extent. put a decimal in the wrong place. yeah, or like edmund was like, hey, make azazel half as good. and then they're like, ok, how do you do that? half the damage and also half the rate of fire. and now it's more like... freaking interns. yeah. Search ↗
683.780 should be using this way more often here. i think i forgot to shout out matt skaggs. thanks very much for the resub by the way. that was a little while ago though. so i got a new item. what'd you get? i was hoping hoping oh my god. i just walked out of the deal with the devil room without going in it. ooh. i've done that. i've done that my life before. i was hoping that one of you could inform me what it does. it is black powder and i leave black powder on the ground when i walk. make a circle. okay. Search ↗
809.220 nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah Search ↗
959.780 they're the pink shiny ones, right? there's charms? yeah, they have a chance to drop you a consumable. oh, that is sweet. the only new item i've seen is multi dimensional baby and it shows up four times per run and forces me to lose viewership because i have to be like, hey, if you're photosensitive, like, it's gonna be real nasty pretty soon, so i would recommend you stop watching. yeah, that little multi dimensional fokker. Search ↗
990.120 i enjoy the items idea. yeah. sometimes i'm like, i'm done with it for now. it can take a couple of days off. you know what item i really love though is, well two. i love diplopia. it's probably my favorite so far. and i love chaos just for the fact that it makes things ridiculous. have you looked on the item menu? oh, i have not looked on the item menu. Search ↗
1165.000 oh yeah, i'm dead. alright, that was a fun run. i outlived the egg! it's true. it's true. alright. there's a chance i could be dead in about three more seconds though, so... alright. well, take your time, because i would like you to provide me with a seed when you're done. but if your run is going well, i will just create my own seed and then use it. i made it through that wave, so i'm now at a break point, which means you should probably go on. alright, i will make my own eve greed mode. Search ↗
1231.820 i'm gonna take black and then money equals powers 109 on the list. okay. oh, come on yep, so a dollar i don't see anything creepy all i see next to it was says like times 10 or something or see 10 and then okay 109 on the list hilarious well, that's what five times like 20 so it would be a 109 it'd be like up here somewhere i think it's like the second page Search ↗
1587.700 abel! i'm wearing your shirt abel. buy that spider you hooligan. i'll buy the spider don't even worry about my spider mon. it's a nice item. i got i was lucky enough the first time i got spider mon i also had libra so i finally got to actually like see mathematically how that changes your damage based on items you pick up. so you pick up like polyphemus and you're like oh, i'm doing like 25% more damage now. that's pretty sweet. Search ↗
1621.820 not as sweet as it would be if i didn't have libra, but... oh! i kinda like it. yeah, it requires some finesse, but i like it. oh, kitty boss! kitty boss. little horn. oh yeah. he throws his ball of yarn at you and then he goes in a kitty cave. so cute. Search ↗
1766.540 see that on youtube sometimes like oh, i'll look up buying of isaac content it'll be someone i've never heard of and i'm like well that's cool, and then i'm like i don't speak this language. it's still a lot of germans watch the american versions of the stream though like of isaac because they understand english now. i'm just ignorant american i don't speak bilingual so but i go in there he speaks english whenever i talk and stuff in there and oh really it's nice Search ↗
1980.560 alright, what we're looking for is a shovel. we have the glitter bombs. we want the fetus okay? don't scatter bombs or or crickets or parasites so that our bombs split and we make more items why the shovel? the shovel so that when we get to the greed room we can shovel our way out after the machine breaks and fight them again and donate oh my lord so we need to infinitely cycle down there because you can we only been able to put in a few coins at a time so what is this? Search ↗
2008.500 i have a blue crown. crown of light, the untainted gain power. that thing. it looks sexy. i haven't had it though yet. i'm shooting diamonds of light. alright, you were totally right. run way better now that i do 100'd. every time, man. i have a ton of health now. and there's also glitches everywhere and i don't know why. alright, so crown of light instantly doubled my damage. yeah, i don't know if it's crazy. the devil deals like, effect that negatively or not. Search ↗
2039.540 it says like oh the untainted yeah, do this run so good now two times damage no tears down says a luke. holy crap. that's really good wow. it's just like eve's mascara with no downside breaking the game that judas priest yes the the damage numbers are from spider mon and now my i know that i've left that room my damage is bad again. what's going on with that? oh? Search ↗
2194.840 it looks cool though. it does look cool. it's got cool points. if i d100 myself into an item, does it unlock on my log, do you know? i don't know. it's okay, i can just check afterward. i d100'd the other day and i got real platinum god before i even had all the items. so that sounds like maybe a yes then. i heard that's happened to some people though. they'll just like pick up one item and then it's like, real platinum god, you did it! wow, you worked hard. now stop playing. Search ↗
2372.720 i thought i finished greed mode with isaac, apparently not. so i think this tier, like the diamond tiers, also heals you every single room when it ends. or maybe it only heals you when you go inside of an angel room or something? there's some weird stuff going on, i guess is what i'm trying to say. i'm near death, and then i almost die, and then i come back and i'm not dead anymore. i'm at full hp. i have no clue. Search ↗
2638.860 i have four soy milks and it's still not very strong. four soy milks? yeah. why did he say the word that time? i've done it so... like one out of every 50 he'll say the word now. dude, that's the secret. that's 109. it's actually one out of every 109 times. n.l.'s egg shaped wig. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm doing my part to kill the 109 meme by just driving it into the ground. Search ↗
2667.400 it's like when your dad makes a joke about twerking or something. you're like, alright. just last night i was saying i was gonna get it tattooed somewhere on my shoulder. and today i'm absolutely thinking i should continue with that idea. absolutely, what could possibly go wrong? i have to get a tattoo because i reached a crazy goal so i'm gonna be getting an isaac tattoo soon. you should get it on the head of your dick. yeah. i was gonna get famine riding up my shaft and pie dying my forehead tip. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

154.180 i feel like cobalt was espousing the very same sentiment that you just did honestly so... yeah, i mean, i can imagine after a full week basically of playing the game 12 hours a day and watching the game another 3 or 4 hours a day you'd probably be like, you know what? i don't mind slowing down for a little while right now. Search ↗
270.840 so my big experience since yesterday was i managed to install a new video card and it didn't break my entire computer and i'm really excited about that because i was super expecting that to happen. yeah, that's pretty awesome. i even thought about just not doing it until after the show today in case it just put me out of commission, but thankfully it didn't. yeah, that's awesome. i'm very glad to hear that. Search ↗
371.800 i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that. Search ↗
533.440 the thing is like it's the sense of scale or something yeah, it's just to show you like that you get to go inside of it and then you get to look at the cave drawings which are like fuck all the time yeah, but there's graffiti in it too because of course like they didn't officiate the thing for like a hundred years after they could have so i mean when you think about it aren't cave paintings. just graffiti in their own way yeah, but there's like a shitload of names written in there, which is stupid and Search ↗
693.400 tommy refinez walked grand theft auto 5 and it took six hours. oh, that's not so bad then. yeah, biking. you're going like ten times faster than walking. that's largely true, yeah. would you ever give up a heart to take a steam sale? yes. not only would i, but i did. what about a blue map? Search ↗
746.580 supposedly it only takes about 20 minutes to cycle the map. that is actually... now we've come around on the other side of it, and i hope that's not true because that would make your night kind of a bust maybe. busting makes me feel good, so i'm probably into it anyway. you could cycle it multiple times. well we're gonna go around it, not just across it, so it's gonna be a bit longer than you thought. oh you're gonna do the circumference? yeah yeah. good god. we wanna see the coastline, experience the shore and the windy mountains and things. Search ↗
777.120 you know, best of luck to you i guess. you don't really need luck. it's more like best of endurance. best of attitude to you. there's a chance our bike could break down or we could fall off a mountain and get eaten by a puma, so you never know. yeah, but then you just like... you start where you were, right? you start in the closest police area or hospital area, which is not actually that good because it might be quite far. i mean, but your goal is to... Search ↗
805.720 so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man. Search ↗
1197.400 for many reasons. and i would be skeptical of anybody who would trust themselves with one without having at least gone through some orientation. they're way heavier than you'd expect, which is the first problem with them, and then second problem is the massive spinning fucking blade. yeah, right? like the thing that can just cut your leg off. yeah. so gravity and weight, and then massive spinning chain with spikes. yeah. seems like a bad idea. so let's climb up trees and hold those. Search ↗
1512.060 thought you could but you can't i believe you cannot yara the error runes even if you could i mean, what are you hoping for bring like a single? you know key in there or something like that then double it unlimited numbers of times. i want to make infinite years yeah, i mean say it's like having unlimited money, but no stores man so you got a no mouth and you need to scream or whatever. yeah ten thousand spoons on your fucking knife. oh Search ↗
1584.140 that was just terrible damage. there's options and also more options, so the options are just everywhere. what does more options even do? like, double your item rooms? oh, doubles your item rooms? that's sweet. i should try to pick that up. it'll be a race between whether i pick that up or pick up brimstone first. and by double, i mean it just gives you two options. right, yeah. i forget now there's things that actually do double lots of stuff, so... diplopia is pretty dope. pretty dopely, yeah. Search ↗
1670.880 i don't know, cobalt was saying maw of the void. maw of the void, you wait for the enemies to spawn and then something something. yeah it makes a big circle doesn't it and then it pulls everything into the circle and eats it. is that what it does? i think so. alright well let's see, chad help me out man. you tell me what it does. and also meet me at grub's tavern. maw of the void is great. i believe this. top impa butterfree two months in a row. Search ↗
1730.300 actually, it didn't do the thing where it flashes them on the screen and tricks tricks yet. i never heard of penny tears is that a new thing there? yeah, there is a tear transformation like it what changes your tear effect it's actually really good, but also incredibly visually arresting in you know sounds good oh, no, like they they flash and like pop and stuff like that even more so than like multi dimensional baby it makes me feel like this is really bad for people who are photosensitive. oh Search ↗
1761.680 i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket? Search ↗
1795.800 it's just an item pedestal. it's like a silver, flat looking, kinda like a wedge with a paperclip stuck in it. i can't join you on this. chad, tell me what those items are and if i should take one. robc0150, 4 months in a row, thank you! don't even get me started on these freaking bloops. i'm all blooped out. oh, that's a diaper? that does not look like a diaper. the diaper's so small compared to the size of the pin. that's what threw me off there. Search ↗
1864.940 dry baby is the best he's the enemy of that fight i could completely understand that you can use him as a wall in every direction if you're fast enough although it crosses up sometimes which makes it kind of ridiculous doesn't think it is david beckham or something yeah exactly okay, fuck this tower curse. this is awful. yeah it's just filling my screen full of bombs all the time, and i can't deal with it alright so i'm never taking that again Search ↗
1897.100 yeah, but what if you get pyro, man? what if you got isaac's heart and pyro and blood rights? you're right about pyro. if i had pyro, i'd be happy with it because i'd be healing. two pretty flies, that's nice. bet i could only use one. really? i already had two, so... oh, i see, yeah. that makes sense. i have zero pretty flies. what an interesting divergent. very different run. interesting divergence on our seed today. Search ↗
1939.700 why is so people have told me mob the void pays out with black hearts. where are my black hearts? apparently they're up your butt and around the corner. i no longer i don't have any black hearts. oh, i'm freaking dead! alright. but then i respawned with nine lives. i don't know what to do. i'm not gonna fight this guy nine times. freaking die every time. i've been in that spot a few times. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Search ↗
2001.860 so how straight? fire three seconds then release. one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi. yeah, okay. what the? that absolutely works. two more pretty flies? and those do a decent amount of damage. i guess we're just gonna charge up the maw until it spawns enemies and then we're gonna try. i see. how can you not know? the game is like four days old. i really don't have a good feeling about this run. Search ↗
2138.940 i was watching bizsnap earlier and he's gone back in the direction of that they are testing your dps with the first phase of hush. really? so i'm wondering when this will end. it's obvious that, you know, something is going on there. but just don't know what. edmund's balls, thank you very much for the subscription. should be seeing a picture of those pretty soon. i hope so, and i... all you gotta do is lose eight lives on, uh, on hush. Search ↗
2169.640 and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that. Search ↗
2376.320 a little salty, i'm not gonna disrespect my audience and say that i'm not a little salty when i am a little salty, but uh... why are you so salty? it's hard boss. one day we will figure out how to game this guy and he will not be a problem again. biznap says you shoot him very very slowly in the first phase, like one shot every five seconds and that'll recalculate your dps to make him weaker. did you lose? Search ↗
2409.400 uh, yes. yes, i have lost. are you going to lose as well? well, i have one heart and seven lives, so i'm on that tilting spiral that i go on all the time. it's theoretically possible that i could recover, but i don't see it happening. gotta kill mom's heart with explosive tears without getting hit at all, so... i'd probably be okay with a mercy killing of this run, actually. i mean, like, you're... Search ↗
2609.940 i don't know. it feels like either i need to learn the patterns a little better or possibly and or. it's just not meant to be done on those super high damage, fairly low hp style runs that i'm kind of known for. i'm not known for but what i like to do. crawl space is pretty solid. yeah, it's not so bad. Search ↗
2707.960 that was an old hint for angel rooms? oh wow. i guess it was. i just thought the angel room mechanic was so obvious, why would it need a hint? just obviously get your first deal with the devil, don't take any items in it, and you got like a 33% better chance for getting a deal with the angel. it's like, i've played video games before in my life. i tweeted something about the angel room hints, and somebody said that in order to get the item that tells you the hints, you already had to have gone to item rooms that got you to it. so it was just like redundant. mmm. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

105.720 i'm pretty good. cained, yes. can we do question mark, blue baby? you wanna be sure? blue baby. alright. yeah, but... and yeah, yeah, let's do that. okay. how do you wanna do that? because i went to the underworld, and so i'm gonna get the seed. okay. but you gotta go to the chest, you gotta beat the chest. alright, we'll go to the chest. my seed is 2p. Search ↗
502.420 so the mud flap is actually like a selfless gesture. right, that's why you put the hot babe on it, right? so they're like, oh shit man. oh yeah, this guy's protecting me and giving me something for the spank bank. both, yeah, this guy and me both like hot babes. that's the dude i can relate to. Search ↗
680.480 when you poop, well you could like shoot it to try to get a penny, but now it also pushes enemies away slightly so it's like the poop and butter being rolled into one. oh, red jack attack up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown, thank you for watching the subscription! nl, watching you made my girlfriend buy isaac, now she's better than me. frowny face. yo dawg, what's the frowny face for? Search ↗
752.660 so you can't get like red hearts at all with this guy. this shit is better than the fuck your mother strategy. you can get red hearts, but you gotta bear with it a little bit. you gotta like get lazarus rag or dark judas and then respawn and then get an hp upgrade and then you can get red hearts. interesting. Search ↗
908.640 it's like the exact reason i love subtitles. it's like, you know, because sometimes then, like, i won't hear what a person says and kate will be like, what'd they say? and then i've got to either make something up or i've got to admit that i just don't care enough to even know what they said so she'll be like, what did ronan the destroyer say? i don't know. fucking, he's got a, he's got a scepter he wants to destroy the world, you know? just let it happen. yeah. ronan the destroyer. Search ↗
965.660 and then they like get away with this then they go like oh, so what do you think and you're like ah fuck? all right, sorry. what'd you say and then you're like shit? they're judging me because i didn't add i didn't hear what i said, but i tried to pretend. it's the worst feeling that's there should be real life subtitles man agreed. we get our google glasses on maybe come on mark zuckerberg. oh Search ↗
1020.440 so i think you really have to just like go super alpha on someone if you don't hear them the second time. you gotta be like, yo speak up! speak up! oh yeah, then that'll put the insecurity in them instead of them putting it on you. yeah. well, sorry stuart little, couldn't hear ya. maybe you can speak up a little bit. and then they, you know. Search ↗
1190.740 i haven't quite figured out how to use that properly yet. yeah there's probably a great strategy for it. i just don't know what it is. it's gonna ignore it sad bombs that's an okay item. yeah, that bombs gets in the wind. thank you for your five months in a row and sorry if i'm being a little bit despondent right now i only just like 20 minutes ago was at the very end of undertale so it was a bit emotional and now i'm trying to bring back my normal self Search ↗
1275.920 wondering if it's me you're seeing, or if i kiss your eyes. is that what he says? if i kiss your eyes? i think so. he wants a taste of salty tears, right? i don't know. and your bochale is eyes. yeah, i think it's if i kiss your eyes. i don't get guffey's color. fuck it. you only lose once in this room. but now you might live twice. ffffffff. uh oh. Search ↗
1412.160 she helps you in battle. going pretty well, so i think we might just like try to kill mega satan. you got you're on mega satan right now? not on mega satan, i'm just saying, you know, i might think about it for the future. yeah? i need to do mega satan on all my people because that counts as a thing now. i never used to, right? that's definitely like part of the things. okay, i need to do that and then... i forget, just put like some other things i need to do too. like everything. Search ↗
1438.720 so far i'm trying to beat the the lamb and blue baby test things on all of them. nick you are 100% correct skype does it to you i spoke to someone about flying to london never googled it in five seconds later skype ad changes the cheap flights to london. i don't buy this anecdotal bullshit ever. i need a scientific journal someone with j store access look this up. well i wasn't necessarily trying to convince you i just feel better knowing that it's not just me that feels like that's a thing. Search ↗
1558.940 there's a huge difference between living forever and retaining your youth by the way. yeah, but i'm just saying what if? that's not what the question said. so why don't you get off on some weird technicality? i get off on weird technicalities on a regular basis. yeah, that's just... god dammit. beat me to it. is there not just like a, like a slash on ban you can do to on ban everybody? i don't know. for like everybody at once? no, i mean, i was just typing them in one at a time. you do type them in one at a time?! Search ↗
1971.060 let's see. yeah, alfonso riviera. hmm, asian cody banksy. it sounds like a banksy piece in and of itself right there. and... yo, josh, fuck this run, man. sorry, dude. i know you apologize, but... i died already too. that gives you all... you're allowed to quit if it murders me. i lived through the adversary fight, so things are looking up. that was where i lost, like... Search ↗
2069.380 i just mean the style, like a flannel and gun scenario would probably be pretty good. that's my, uh... that's the pub josh and i are gonna open next year. the old flannel and gun? flannel and gun, yeah. i like it. i'd go to that. our hook is that we're gonna have guinness'... 10% cheaper than the rest of the irish pubs in the world, so they're only gonna be $8.50 each. yes, underground monorail, you're supposed to use oti horse instead of kappa still. Search ↗
2230.480 it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh Search ↗
2456.680 it's a long run man, like this one, this is not messing around. this is a challenge in and of itself. it's not a speed challenge, it's a fucking slow down challenge. i can hit myself with exploding tears so many times. what i don't get about some of the exploding tears from fruitcake is that they'll explode just like on your face. like if you attack a wall, they'll just blow up immediately. i guess it's ipecac, but... Search ↗
2482.460 it could also be like a super short range tier that blows up for another reason maybe i guess so and like a crickets body effect or something i oh my god. i didn't kill him. i just made a real tiny that was pretty cute actually number one effect if you had like an explosive tier along with it, i guess yeah, that's all right i don't know why i keep picking up retro vision. i've gotten a single fucking penny off of this wooden nickel yet Search ↗
2558.120 that's cool. the goal was just to basically get it done so that way we could talk about it on round table on tuesday. and i'm pretty much successful at that. i've got like 15 minutes of wandering about left to do. hey luke, don't even try him in. did ryan play undertale? no. i did not play undertale yet. i think i'd tell you about it on the podcast? probably yeah. Search ↗
2581.140 were you planning on playing it? i got the impression you weren't. i was not... i'll be honest, i probably wouldn't have had time this week anyway. so i'm content for you guys to talk about undertale and be like, this game is real sweet, you should play it. and i'll be like, yeah, i guess i'll do it at some point. we're gonna do it last week and i was like, bear, can we wait another week so i can play it? and he's like, yeah. i think undertale is probably like the biggest release of the week, so... i think it'll do good numbers for us on itunes. you think so? Search ↗
2618.220 it's a game for the vx spectrometer. currently the only one of those in the world is in the mit lab in boston. so we're gonna fly out there and cover the newest electronic product it invented. really? well, probably not a lot of people have played that, so if we talk about it, maybe that'll bring awareness. nobody's played it. it literally just was completed yesterday. it's the world's first computer game. wow, that's weird. i've heard of computer games. we can talk about watch dogs. Search ↗
2762.900 really? yeah. people drink, right? that's the... people drink and then there's like people on games and stuff. just an adult arcade as far as i'm aware, right? there's like kids there too. so you could be a child. they can't drink. they cannot drink the alcoholic beverages, no. i mean, you can, because there's plenty of opportunities that you can just leave a fucking drink somewhere beside. and there's nothing to stop from a kid just grabbing that. Search ↗
2825.340 dave & buster's does so well because it's a self sustaining economy. sorry, tell me more. oh, that's, uh, that's, uh... sunny reference. yeah. oh, i see. yeah, they've got tickets, right? and then you take the tickets and then you get beer, right? and then somehow you get more tickets, but then you just keep getting beer? it doesn't quite work, but they figured it out. so if they did it, then the bar can do it. like, it's always sunny in philadelphia. it doesn't. we should open a dave & buster's, but instead we'll call it... Search ↗
2885.540 i was playing it and i got a steam sale. and later, i got another steam sale. but at the same time, i also bought the refresh button from the shop. and so all of my fucking shops were free, and then they restocked themselves. so i keep getting money and free items all day long. that's a fantastic deal you figured out. Search ↗
3113.140 you went through all the stages of remorse and regret through the whole thing. i got a pyromaniac and it still sucks because i'm blue baby. what's the point? i got five bombs and i'm immune to my own explosions, but i can't heal myself. i got a four way buddy, he's so cute. oh, loki, little loki. yeah, he's so cute. little loki's pretty good. they should give you a little version of the cat boss because he's adorable too. yeah. that was my cat boss impression. Search ↗
3340.600 they were like, do you have any requests? and he's like, yeah, no claymation ever. he's all shit. miyazaki is like... yeah, they're not gonna say no to miyazaki, you know? yeah, it's pretty jerky, but i guess, you know, you are miyazaki, so... yeah, like dried meat. and every movie that's animated from now on will have minions in it. miyazaki loves me. everyone does. i demand... macaroni pictures. yeah? yeah. yeah, yeah, i gotcha. i remember. south park. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

28.680 it's like a second person shooter or something like that. yeah, i've never had to say it like that before, honestly. i don't think i've ever had to use that term. weirder's truly for ugly smile. and then in our final section we're going to be playing some quipla flash. shall we get started here? you want to get seeded up? i would love to get seeded up. cobalt, have you finished after birth? i have everything but the blinding baby which is bugged. aw, lame. so in that case, i feel like nick should probably provide a seed. yeah, i think i'm the furthest behind. Search ↗
78.060 and he had like super huge arms and you had to fight like a nyxia to get to him from wow wow wow it was it was interesting. that's pretty wild i'm gonna go with just a regular old isaac hard mode run just to see if i can get to either megastating or hush on this sure so 74 rg cteb 74 rg cteb yeah Search ↗
126.360 so we're all in different worlds now. it only took 30 seconds. thanks very much to madobob16 for the 13 months in a row, welcome to the quarry! starting off strong. eagerly await a couple of months from now when we all have all the content hopefully and then we don't have to deal with this but at the same time this is kind of funny. i hope it's only gonna take me a couple of months to unlock everything with the lost. yeah, i mean... it'll depend on if the chaos card gets patched or not. Search ↗
212.540 i don't wanna spoil things, but i know we're getting close to where i'm gonna have to grind out those lost post its and i'm like, ah crap. it's gonna take like probably like a week of sustained play i think at least in order to... because like beating blue baby is not that hard compared to beating an enemy like ultra greed i think if you don't have the chaos card, but maybe it's like i have like very little experience fighting ultra greed and hush so maybe one day i'll reverse opinion on that, but i don't know. Search ↗
241.880 yeah, we just left, like i said, all the stuff in the challenges, the runes and stuff locked. we unlocked the chaos card, pethro, jarrah. so when we even got some of the unlocks, they just... yeah, that actually is a really smart way of handling things. it's like what rob did with the cellar. except not really. he actually unlocked the cellar today by accident. have you seen the super secret room with the runes in it? they give you like eight runes. yeah, four runes. Search ↗
268.600 all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save. Search ↗
300.900 it's gonna be a nightmare though. we unlocked all the good stuff before they nerfed the characters. like we did all of the azazel unlocks. i actually made a lot of progress in just the regular game by doing azazel runs because he's quick and you can get through those targeted areas to unlock, you know, the chest, the cathedral, all that good stuff. and then lilith as well! like even greed mode in her regular mode with her box? like i'm not gonna let out before any of that got nerfed, so... Search ↗
356.940 i don't know, just a follower run. ooh, that's not bad. so nick, i finally did the guardian challenge. oh, how did that go? i understand where you were coming from when you said that it's absolutely bullshit. at the time, and even for like the first couple of floors on the run, i was like, i mean this is weird but it's not so bad. and then i fought red mom and was just like, oh, so this is just oh, she's a stomper. you just lose! Search ↗
382.820 right? like, the foot comes down, it always comes down on top of the guardian. and then it goes back up in like a half a second. like there's no time for you to actually do any damage to it. so i went from 12 hp with 9 lives to actually just losing 10 on that fight. that's frustrating as hell. thank you dickfuckthedongsmasher for the sub. i love that guy. appreciate that. dude, fuck. Search ↗
446.460 so, for my first try for speed though, i did like a speedrunner would do it and i reset till i got an item i was comfortable with. oh, okay. still, i think that's still pretty impressive. because i feel like that's kind of what it was meant, how that one was meant to be played almost. i agree with that. and to be fair, the item i went with starting with was daddy's long leg. oh, you say it like i say it, you say daddy's long leg? nice. well, there's not two legs, so... Search ↗
472.240 yeah, he's only got one leg, right? i just really wanted to lampshade the one leg element, because, you know, daddy's got a leg and it's here for you. so, and then i actually ended up finding brimstone, like my first devil deal, which is pretty carry. but then i had to rush through the levels with two hearts for like five floors, with just brimstone and daddy's love, but... it was pretty scary, but we got it done. i was in like 12 minutes or something. Search ↗
498.140 incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one Search ↗
557.240 creative challenge, i wish they were more like that one. i quite like the brains challenge as well and i thought that onan's streak was a fun idea. you know what, that was my idea and they just made, i feel like they made it a little too op. like... the damage is so good. Search ↗
657.440 on this run because it's just a d100 so i'm like wow whatever. i didn't find that. tractor tears, that's fun. tractor bean tears are a lot of fun. i got teeth. i also got small rock. yeah. but then i re rolled it into something else. i also got small rock and then re rolled it into something else. it was like i'm the intersection point for these two seeds. thank you very much dickfuckthedongsmasher, welcome to the quarry. glad to have you man. Search ↗
719.340 oh, you never with a video file over yeah, i can just like get after it off youtube pretty much exactly it suffers a little bit and also i'm just like a little lazy it's like when they copy the vhs tapes over and over and over again so you can barely see anything on them. yeah, i Search ↗
740.020 i feel like that's what we're going back to on the internet. maybe this sounds like a little bit too much like back in my day but you ever see like, you know people will post a picture now and it'll be like so much jpeg artifact and you're like Search ↗
752.020 what do you do you actually like capture the picture of the jpeg on your cell phone and then write retweeted or something? like there's so much quality loss. how does this even happen? well, it's gone two or three layers deep, right? so somebody else needed it you grabbed it again and then you retweeted it as your own image and then it's gonna get compression loss every single time or any compression i mean, i guess i've been crisp original image. i saw a video of a guy who like i Search ↗
807.380 continue. so the premise is you watch this vhs tape, right? and it's cursed. and you get seven days to live and then the lady comes out of your tv and eats you or something, right? but we've all seen the ending of the ring. the premise is that she's a little girl that got thrown in a well. so where does this vhs tape really come into play and what does it have to do with a little girl in a well? it's like somebody filming the girl, like, the well outside. like, where's the camera even? Search ↗
1002.120 sounds pretty dope. uhhh, is that kidney shot or something? what is...? antigrav and tractor book. oh, okay. yeah, those are weird. oh, i had that yesterday. i had that with loki's horns and it was like spazzing because sometimes it would keep my tears bundled up and then the loki's horns would stay behind. it's weird. wait, so it knows when the... the beam is only in front of you, right? but loki's horn will shoot out everywhere. how does it know what to do with the other tears? Search ↗
1026.400 it just like leaves them there like the regular. oh, it's like rav and then only the ones out in front are kind of like in limbo interesting yeah, it's a little crazy. i get that tinted rock back here. i don't think i did hello virgin weasels i like your bob ross emote. i love how much bob ross is getting attention these days. it's so good i was drawing on my girlfriend's stream last night, and i was calling myself cob ross. oh Search ↗
1136.580 and then there was some more that i forgot after that, that was pretty cool too. so, i don't want to misquote that. thank you, duckstar, for the four puns. gotta eat the booty like groceries. i mean, he's got the hair for it. the booty hair? i guess, i don't know. i like that. yeah, there's some people trying to get me to get a perm and i'm just like, my dainty soft hair is not... Search ↗
1265.760 all those items that you can pick up, like you can dump them into your junk file and it automatically goes towards whatever you want to build on your base. so it gives them a good use and the mod system for the weapon seems really cool. so... okay, so my little host head did just pop up. what? what? it actually popped up and it blocked a regular tier from hitting me. i have never seen that play. wow! that was insane. i wonder if they patched that in because i had never seen that even once. Search ↗
1326.520 man, that dream felt so real. i was like, excited about waking up and going to kill like, ultra mega deathgreed. man. what is this demonic room? i haven't seen it. it's a button room. i'm almost at the point where like, i want to have like a separate fallout save file. because my thing with fallout since like june has been that i just do it on my subscriber stream. so once a week for three hours we play. which was fine with new vegas because it was like, Search ↗
1374.400 i played for three hours like on monday and i was like i'm ahead of the curve and now i'm like i'm 200% behind the curve for everybody and i feel like the back seating is gonna be ridiculous so i almost want to have a second save file but instead i just drafted magic the gathering last night. there you go. oh yeah constant spoils, constant spoils. i've been spoiled the same thing like 20 times already. Search ↗
1426.180 i feel bad for the chat in that context, because like, i really don't care. like, the spoilers don't matter to me at all, but they matter to other people, so i'm like, ah, that's just shitty. thankfully i'm not super invested in the story anyway, i kind of play it for the environment and the exploration and stuff, so, you know, it could have been worse, but at the same time, yeah, it really sucks. people have to be that shitty. mr. dolly, hi! love mr. dolly. mr. dolly's pretty good. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

110.660 also, there's a character named linkle now. so yeah, there's like it's like a female link, right? yeah, i'm not really sure where that came from but there it's a thing now i know there was like i don't want to say uproar necessarily, but there was like a clamoring for it last year and and maybe that is what is resulted in it actually coming out next they just have to make like a female zelda and then they'll have all of the Search ↗
135.320 that's a joke. i'm aware. she's a lady dude you that is like the second oldest joke on the internet makes it like dancing baby done and before but or done whatever the real player format is um yeah, it's a rtf or i don't know it still gets people on a regular basis whenever someone on the show makes a joke like well you know zelda's the girl or sorry zelda's the boy and links the girls so people are like wow how do you not know this yet? oh my god this is Search ↗
191.760 and then by the end they're just like screaming racial slurs at this person. well yeah, that's... it is the internet, so you know. it's the logical endpoint for any discussion. oh, this redheart damage. this redheart damage hurts me deep in my soul. thank you very much, sebastianas, for your subscription. oh god, i just went right in the mouth of madness on that. did you hit a spike? i went in for the golden chest and i hit all the spikes about three times trying to get the massive infamy out. Search ↗
241.720 it's like my favorite archetype for a daily. it lasted until the dark room, so it was like a full run. and it wasn't too tough, but it wasn't too easy. and i put down a score i can be relatively proud of, so i like that. and i did the nuclear throne daily, and the nuclear throne daily was fun. you just made a career out of doing all the dailies every day for everything. that's pretty much where we're at, man. that's my new business proposition. you do the sponky daily, you do the catacomb kids daily. Search ↗
301.380 i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there. Search ↗
446.420 i was hoping you're gonna do it because i didn't have the vocabulary to put it together. so it's camp below camp below confirm for smash that'd be pretty sweet. i'd be in rock band smash brothers crossover i love you so the new rock band when you i've been playing a decent amount of it. i'm having a good time a self aware good time and it builds your setlist on the fly like when you play a show instead of picking every single song it gives you like options to vote on but sometimes it'll give you an option that's like Search ↗
478.700 you know, a song by the knack. and i'm like, come on. there's no mystery involved in this. this is my sharona. and i pick it every time. but it'll be like rap, something hip hop or rap. and i'm like, oh okay. so it's the one hip hop song in rock dance history. sure, feel good inc. i guess it counts. put it on there. yeah, i mean it's like 50 50 hip hop i guess. closer than everything else. Search ↗
627.900 mmm, and the other disappears, so it's not about the devil deal anymore in this i was playing as the lost i would probably take brimstone i hear you on that one. i figured out a way to make you say the thing i wanted you know the fact that you can just hide out over rocks and fire that brimstone shot in i think is pretty good on the other hand they're gonna probably keep slamming into the rocks right and the knife will stick out over the edge, so i'm still working so though a little bit more harrowing yeah, yeah a lot of heroin hmm Search ↗
691.500 but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head. Search ↗
717.060 yeah, they're really nice behind you relatively inconsequential i think the big difference though is the fact that they stack because since there are only two in total it didn't really matter if they stack because obviously the guppy effect is the only one you care about now you've got a ton of them so they've got to think about what if these were to all synergize? and i don't know what other way you could really approach the situation because they have to be able to stack right you can't be like well which do i pick where is it just means the last one you had the fact that they do very little i? Search ↗
774.500 not worse than regular tiers, i mean. but it seems like you don't shoot out in front of you very often. oh, okay. i haven't had it since the patch, so actually i don't know. well, see, the trick is play greed mode, so you get the d100 and just... yeah, yeah, on every single run, yeah. yeah, exactly. and then just d100 yourself into every transformation, and you get to experience it. Search ↗
810.660 i don't know how to feel about that other than supreme joy, but i don't know what the requirements are to get that item i think that's an extremely positive change if they actually end up doing it because we've been doing these dailies with the holy mantle on the lost and they've been a lot of fun right like i don't know if you played yesterday's daily. i did not it was the lost holy mantle and no item rooms, and it was totally fine, okay, so Search ↗
852.760 then you're on a really really strong run. i think it makes it easier, but it also makes the the character much more fun so i think it comes down to like whether you you care about like the bravado of having beaten the loss before it was easy, yeah, or if you care about actually having a character that is like a little bit more meaningful to play as chris haste and blue bagel of sun crustables. thanks for the gargantuan recess much appreciated. oh Search ↗
902.500 like i would prefer if the lost was a character that was still difficult and unique, but people weren't like, oh i'm never gonna touch it again now that i've finished it. it was this immense pressure that i didn't want on my mind to know that i couldn't beat these things so i had to rise to the occasion, right? couldn't just leave it. Search ↗
919.460 and i did the hardest part, now it's over, i never have to do that part again except now hush shows up. right, yeah. yeah, i'd be very happy to have holy mantle for that. but as people are pointing out in chat, it may make it so, or it may be such that you only unlock the holy mantle for the lost after you've already beaten the lost achievements anyway, so. that could be true. that's also possible. is that the best of both worlds or the worst of all worlds? you know? it's the worst. Search ↗
962.880 well, it's not a really good run. it's just a run that's beatable. right. you know, i mean, let's put it this way. people are like, oh, it makes the loss too easy. it makes the loss too easy. i ranked like 200th on yesterday's daily by getting to shoal. so i don't think it makes the loss too easy necessarily. you know, i think that's probably a little overstated. yeah, i don't think i fully thought this out. it makes it too easy to get the achievements, but... there's a lot of implications here that i've got to actually consider and i haven't because this only just happened before we started streaming. Search ↗
1025.540 it's funny looking at sort of the retrospective of the situation because i remember when i first found out loss was even a thing at all i was like well, i'll never do that. that sounds like a nightmare. i'm not interested in ever participating in that eventually like well, it's still there. i still haven't done it so i guess i just have to do it now and you know, i feel like i got a lot better at the game for having put myself through it it was a bit of an ordeal though. i don't know sometimes i love the isaac community but sometimes i do find it a little bit like Search ↗
1054.360 you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well... Search ↗
1199.220 if that's precisely correct you know it's only because we've played so much of this game that we can be like here's my feedback on something that literally like 0.5% of players are ever going to care about yes and that's why we get so invested because we have freaking hundreds of hours playing this game it's out of love this criticism usually anyway usually i will say you know those lost challenges or dailies that start with holding mantle have been some of my favorite so far all right i have yet to play one of those Search ↗
1428.260 had two or three bad ones and it just put a bad taste in my mouth, so i just stopped i saw amanda's doing he was just complaining non stop about like bullshit, what are you talking you start with like invincibility? i'm a cozy like it's it's a winnable run man. i just got blank card chaos guard. oh snap all right hush needs to die. i need to hurry up. oh Search ↗
1455.420 this could happen. on my, like i don't mean the two mile run too much here, but on my run for blue bomber, it was easy enough that i re rolled my whole run and lost pyro mania, or lost kamikaze. so the only thing i had doing damage was brother bobby for like four floors, and then i lucked into, well two floors, let's not exaggerate, and then i lucked into a blue candle or red candle, and then just, you know, from that point on it was pretty easy, but Search ↗
1513.460 just gotta rush that room. what do you need, like 30 minutes? yeah. that's the hush criteria? if you can tell me where the rooms are, the boss rooms are for the womb, that would be awesome, but i don't expect you have to remember. maybe like top right if i remember? why am i not just using a cast card? oh, i just missed. cool. whatever. i better not miss. i'm gonna freaking implant myself in the hush when i get to it. maggie, do you need anything else? no, just hush and mega satan, so we'll take polaroid. Search ↗
1542.100 top right, okay. oh yeah, apparently the the final fight on the blue bomber challenge is hard because satan is immune to explosions or something or no yes, there's several things that are the feet are immune or something. i don't remember that sounds right to me yeah, the feet onan streak i agree onan streak is easy because of the fact that your tears do so much damage and are huge but it is difficult Search ↗
1601.080 i mean it didn't seem like much of a stretch for them to do something like that so, well. you can never really predict freaking tyrone and edmund, right? i feel like there's a couple of items that fuck onan streak up as well. like it really seemed like continuum was fucking me up. oh yeah, that'll mess with you for sure. maybe it was like spectral tears as well. cause i would like shoot the poop, and it would just go through the poop and then, you know, fall to the ground and hurt me. and i'm like, oh okay. sweet. Search ↗
1632.960 what did i think of today's daily? i thought today's daily was a lot of fun. i just got a golden horseshoe. first time i've seen that drinking. mmm, yes. good? uhh... i don't know. my thinking is the golden horseshoe probably gives you a better chance to get golden consumables. and golden consumables are awesome, so... golden bombs. i think golden horseshoe is probably good. like i'm replacing my chaos card. yeah, right. not happening. i gotta get these hush kills in before they patch chaos card working. Search ↗

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