Quotes about ““Sean evans””
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after season 10 of big brother, like around the same time, you could have scored an invite for sure. i could definitely see him doing it. why not after 14? also plausible, i think. you almost frozen. who's the host? sean evans. he works at the online branch of complex magazine. first we feast. yeah. it's like a little branch off of complex. yo, perfect diamond formation right now. what a show idea though.
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i feel like 10 years ago you'd be like, wow that's like atomic. and now people are like, oh it's a little baby pepper. sean evans uses it as like a wet wipe. did i tell you that pause when i did the last dab and a bunch of the other hot ones sauces? you didn't tell me, but i did see you tweet about the repercussions of it.
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but first we feast. drink this? wait, this run might be okay when buoyed by having incredible potions at all times. you're broken? i don't attack again then. i dare not attack again. hot takes? sean evans is not an interesting reviewer. i mean you're the one watching... wait, i gotta think of the worst hot ones guests. give me a second.
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sean evans just broke up with his girlfriend on valentine's day. what the hell man? what the hell? i always knew there was something off about that guy. are you like subscribed to what's going on? dan keeps like retweeting dex or taroro or something and then it's putting it on my feed and i don't block it so it keeps putting it there.
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it hurts! hot ones host sean evans breaks up with porn star melissa stratton. did they really... did they have to say all of that bro? yeah, like just say their names. would you have clicked it if it didn't say porn star? look again. no, i wouldn't have clicked it if matt didn't say anything about it. you figure it out, ryan? yes, it works now. sean called her up on valentine's day.
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yes they're gonna look at it they don't need to be able to read it they can understand what it is there's news everywhere there's news on tv they would be like ooh sudoku i like this i can't believe sean evans broke up with a porn star that's my food man i can't read it i should have why did it never let me pick until now dude i would have everything right? i trust you now yeah it's gotta be mirror now this is insane this is insane wow i can't believe you guys guessed the mirror it's because we talked about the mirror so people clicked the mirror i want a peanut
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they see a newspaper, they're leaving bro. they're going, oh the main headline, sean evans relationship status.
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in good news chris evans is being added to the cast for avengers doomsday. yes. let's run it back boys. is that the hot ones guy? sean evans and a marvel would be funny. have you have you seen any of this skits that he's done unlike his show where he had to act during the
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the goo a thon we did. we were watching sean evans interviewing peter griffin. yes! oh my god, it's so bad! it was so hard to watch! it's so bad! holy shit, yeah. it's really bad. yeah, your show's not gonna work on me. i came here already crying and snotting and diarrhea ing. okay, so i take it you've seen the show before? i love the fucking 2020s, man. he would have done better just reading.
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chad has a better idea. what if it was just sean evans and he always brought hot wings to the store? i'll tell you what if you bring hot wings. they'll like you more. yeah what kind of lumber do i do hot then? hey, you know it sounds ridiculous but i think that is actually a great way to make a first impression on someone bring them some food they will like you probably quickest way to a man's heart. oh
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we took the run that reminds us of the good times, we took the runs that remind us of the best times. now i can start to like, i can feel the blood pressure coming down a little bit. i look more like sean evans now, which, you know, no offense, is kind of an improvement. not just on joe rogan, but on me. but, you know, now i'm like, what were we complaining about? you know, we got double incubus, we got this, you know, pointy rib, we got cuban meat, we got bookworm.
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last dab tastes very good and creeps up on you, but then it burns way hotter and way longer. you guys didn't hear the hot ones controversy, did you? no. oh, idris elba came out and said that he swapped wings with sean evans and sean evans are just covered in ketchup. no. yeah, right. no. that'd be gross. i mean, that would also be pretty gross. yeah. it'd be hilarious.
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it's not even a pokemon anymore, man. it sounds like the eighth sauce before sean evans asks you about some shit from your childhood. gouging fire? are you a g max form of gorguist average? like what's go what are we doing here, man? get your g max! is it possible? i am the angry pumpkin. oh... i know he's gen 1, but when did they add the g max, man? gouging...
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tom cruise is the i'm not saying he's the strongest man in the world, but he's got training, dude. he does his own stunts! oh, he does it. he does! yes, he does! he's built for tough, dude. he's got some muscle going on. whatever he could choose. he didn't really drink, he had a few brews. well, that's like, we were talking about which bald youtuber would win in a battle royale. and then, chat was like, oh, nl, you could definitely take sean evans from hot ones. he's like, you know, 5'6 or something. and i was like, i don't think you understand.
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you ever look at like manny pacquiao? dude's like 106 pounds or something like that. if any of us were like, hey manny let's fight, i got a two inch height advantage and 60 pounds on you, you would tear us limb from limb. no but you could take sean evans. i don't know dude. i say that as somebody who would love to see you lose to sean evans.
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