Quotes about ““Oh what I wouldn’t do to be””
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711.74
like if it didn't taste good, it wouldn't be the most popular restaurant on the planet. what happened? how did you do? i got to try a chameleon run this week. librarian, librarian, you got any good chameleon runs cooking around? oh, that's painful. it's like they made it addicting or something. yeah, they made it addicting because it tastes so good that you want to eat more of it. the worst that the problem that i have with mcdonald's is like vancouver's got some issues. so like,
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3572.78
i mean, it would... i think that i thought that you were gonna say like, oh, it's a guarantee that like your wife did something untowards. but now that i... i mean, you didn't ever say that. i think if i went to the hospital with my wife and she gave birth to a mouse, i would be very sympathetic to her. i would be like, what's going on here? i wouldn't be like, yeah, she definitely effed a mouse. i would be like, do we need to go see like a shaman or something?
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452.740
i wouldn't be surprised. then we have to introduce like fucking scud missiles to deal with axes. nice! nuclear bombs. this is what seems to give us a lot of axes here though. oh look at that sweet effect. oh do you see that? oh okay. i'm just trying out moves. i got an axe! hey look at that. oh yeah you got an axe. ah fuck i want an axe dude. alright i'm getting an axe. damn hammers. showing up all over the place.
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223.74
amazingly good. i don't know if we i don't think we got a single hp upgraded. oh, no wait. that's stupid we obviously we got like 10 hp upgrades. we had like 6 hp by the end of it. okay. we never got any goddamn dps though and that took a hundred years to come to fruition, but what do you feel about this? i mean, i mean, it's not it doesn't really feel like it's worth it to just you know to charm these guys. i mean if charming a spider wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. i
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6701.76
like what if you just got in your well, i mean even like the money is one thing. the other thing i'm just worried about like you'd be driving to work one day and they'd be like, oh we issued a firmware update. oh, oh, sorry gnome bug the brakes don't work. yeah, yeah, no exactly. well, i don't think they do it while you're driving. i don't mean that you're updating while you're driving. i mean that it update when you plugged it into your garage at night it updated and then you get yeah, i wouldn't want to fuck with that.
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613.08
and roll it forward. alright, bad start man. is this what it was like to be... because there's no way for me to know. is this what it was like to be 11 in like 2014? it's a shame we perma ded chatter. wait, no, that one sec. they were seven. they wouldn't know. oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. oh! so we could be here for like, i don't know, two hours just trying to do this one. that's okay, i can live with that.
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1913.16
he was like no look at the cop. he's pissed. i mean you should be maybe what am i doing in there? well, i mean you are in the wrong room now. we take him you want to for what what reason i have science i can't swing the game won't let me swing you know and beat him. no, no, it's okay. it's okay it's okay. i wouldn't ask you to do that for oh what'd you get purple key? purple key actually you know what we're gonna go on lockdown here. oh
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3607.52
that game's pretty fun. how much damage did i do? what the hell? oh god. well, you know, if the server wasn't as laggy as it was, i think we would have probably taken that one. i was trying to be so sneaky. why'd they have to chase us, huh? yeah. i was zipping around with portals and resin rob. that is my nickname actually, resin rob. don't tell dan that. he wouldn't like it.
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488.800
see, it's fun. come on. no end dens. that's another thing you can do is anytime you draft the den, you can say, no end den. okay, trunk in the den. nah, i'm good. you wouldn't get it to be honest with you. you know what? i would go bedroom mode. save passageway for like a little bit later and open things up. i was kind of hoping it would go the other direction, but that's okay. let's go bedroom mode. oh, re roll dice. you shouldn't have.
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2125.56
you know, there are odd times where i find myself thinking, hey, wiggle worm's actually pretty good. like it's, oh, that's pretty okay too. odd mushroom. like it's letting us do things that we wouldn't otherwise be able to do. like it's letting us hit some enemies that we wouldn't be able to hit in most situations. i think that's a dangerous line of reasoning. it's likely to get me in trouble. oh, that's pretty solid. probably, you know what? the moon card is better.
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1612.14
so we're gonna come down here and what do i hope for? well, that was a really lucky heart from the spirit art from you the the bomb flies there green bomb flies you still don't have a name for those guys really and i just took it on the chin so there's the spirit art lost from those guys, but that's okay. uh, what am i hoping to get here? we do have one cube of meat so it wouldn't be the end of the world if we fought death. oh
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