Quotes about ““Oh What I wouldn’t do””
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play as much defense as we can, which is not as much as i would have liked, by the way, but i wouldn't mind if they stopped hitting me so hard. kingly punch, convergence, orgon conclusion, defend, strike. still got tons of energy, but taking way more damage than i would like. what do we want in our hands? i would say our blockers. what happened to my game? why is it running at 1 fps? one second, because... oh my god, because there's an update available for creative cloud! this turn seems like the thinker.
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711.74
like if it didn't taste good, it wouldn't be the most popular restaurant on the planet. what happened? how did you do? i got to try a chameleon run this week. librarian, librarian, you got any good chameleon runs cooking around? oh, that's painful. it's like they made it addicting or something. yeah, they made it addicting because it tastes so good that you want to eat more of it. the worst that the problem that i have with mcdonald's is like vancouver's got some issues. so like,
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i mean, it would... i think that i thought that you were gonna say like, oh, it's a guarantee that like your wife did something untowards. but now that i... i mean, you didn't ever say that. i think if i went to the hospital with my wife and she gave birth to a mouse, i would be very sympathetic to her. i would be like, what's going on here? i wouldn't be like, yeah, she definitely effed a mouse. i would be like, do we need to go see like a shaman or something?
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we also don't need excalibur anymore. recall. oh, i... there's wadler. if we wanted to take the bow with us now... is there any reason you wouldn't? i mean like, there's, i guess... the idea that you don't want to have to hold it for too long? what comes after this? neo babylon? oh, we gotta hold something in neo babylon. yeah, we gotta take the thing. you know what i'm talking about. we gotta take the thing with us. why did you do this? honestly, i'm just gonna level with you. i got overwhelmed.
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i wouldn't be surprised. then we have to introduce like fucking scud missiles to deal with axes. nice! nuclear bombs. this is what seems to give us a lot of axes here though. oh look at that sweet effect. oh do you see that? oh okay. i'm just trying out moves. i got an axe! hey look at that. oh yeah you got an axe. ah fuck i want an axe dude. alright i'm getting an axe. damn hammers. showing up all over the place.
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223.74
amazingly good. i don't know if we i don't think we got a single hp upgraded. oh, no wait. that's stupid we obviously we got like 10 hp upgrades. we had like 6 hp by the end of it. okay. we never got any goddamn dps though and that took a hundred years to come to fruition, but what do you feel about this? i mean, i mean, it's not it doesn't really feel like it's worth it to just you know to charm these guys. i mean if charming a spider wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. i
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right, these guys all get killed instantly but then they also die instantly. oh, you wouldn't, you wouldn't. drop some red hearts. oh, now we definitely can't do it. drop if you drop a red heart that turns into a spirit heart we can do this. obviously i literally can't right now, but we can in the future! if we get if we get a couple of spirit hearts we can. so what are we waiting on here? uh, well basically 100% our euthanasia play is like, is the big deal here. oh, thank you. so that's incubus right there.
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their favorite toy bottle just say bottle good. oh my god wow you wouldn't want to give mouth to mouth to crocodile good answer. thank you something you don't have to do when you're out of work that's i mean seems obvious is that not what they want you to say oh
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and i played it for like an hour and i was like, what the hell is this? and i just bailed. so maybe, maybe it wouldn't have changed my life that much but... maybe it would have, i don't know. let me out please. oh what, you don't like nietzsche? yeah, what's up with... okay, so like, and i'm not a trend chaser, although i do want some react content.
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like what if you just got in your well, i mean even like the money is one thing. the other thing i'm just worried about like you'd be driving to work one day and they'd be like, oh we issued a firmware update. oh, oh, sorry gnome bug the brakes don't work. yeah, yeah, no exactly. well, i don't think they do it while you're driving. i don't mean that you're updating while you're driving. i mean that it update when you plugged it into your garage at night it updated and then you get yeah, i wouldn't want to fuck with that.
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little shortcut. nothing illegal about that, in my opinion. is the bus packed? let me check. it's pretty busy back there. people haven't started being forced to sit together, but it is getting pretty busy back there. you can tell by the frame rate. i wouldn't. if i were you, i wouldn't. but you know what? i understand. you gotta do what you feel is right. as do i. just close your eyes and imagine. oh, it worked, dude! let's go. full grand theft auto mode.
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and roll it forward. alright, bad start man. is this what it was like to be... because there's no way for me to know. is this what it was like to be 11 in like 2014? it's a shame we perma ded chatter. wait, no, that one sec. they were seven. they wouldn't know. oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. oh! so we could be here for like, i don't know, two hours just trying to do this one. that's okay, i can live with that.
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