Quotes about ““I’m the minotaur””
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175.340
yeah, i'll just continue doing what i'm doing. that's what i figured you would do. welcome to brawlhalla. welcome to brawlhalla. welcome to brawlhalla! is beardot joking us today? he's coming but he's a little late. okay. hey, there's a new weapon and a new character. whoa! oh yeah! look at the minotaur master! oh shit! we have a friends list? we do? there's a join party! oh, i'm joining rob's party right now. join whoa!
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alright, minotaur man. oh, he has axe plus hammer. how could i refuse? i'm going minotaur, lord. dude, minotaur. everybody go minotaur for the first round. i'm green, minotaur. i'll be yellow, minotaur. he looks fucking badass. green minotaur is pretty cool. his axe looks kind of like a tinted rock too. are we waiting for the bear? no way, man. yeah, it's his loss. but we are gonna put it on stock mode. oh, you fuckboys. oh yeah, alright, alright. i'll do that. i'll be a fuckboy again. oh, we got nemo 2134 here.
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all i know is that he better fucking take the minotaur or there's gonna be hell to pay. he better check himself before he gets rigga rigga rigga. oh, bear is now playing brawlhalla. oh yeah, bear's playing brawlhalla it looks like. see here now. can i kick this guy? you're the party leader so if you can then you should. umm... you see on that like lobby thing on the right side? can you do anything with that? hold on, i'm gonna go for private. yeah. go for your privates. yeah, i'm gonna go for my privates.
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597.980
what? i think it's okay to get this love from her. there's a guy who can't get no love from me, there we go. and how dare they have that attitude. you gotta be honest though, the scrub was probably thinking that. she has no depth perception. left eye lopez. you got no depth perception. drop the left eye lopez. oh, goodness. i'm liking minotaur. minotaur is pretty fucking cool. we don't know anything about minotaur.
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628.100
i'm the minotaur master actually. oh boy. i don't want to be anywhere near that bomb those two bombs actually okay, guys. okay guys check it out. let's oh no. no. i'm in love with the cocoa. are you yeah? i'm in love with it saying that i don't know if you know what it means baking soda. oh sure i got a good soda bacon soda
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712.160
look at that! i got 5 ko's, suck it nerds! we're on brawler now. all i see is third place. yeah, exactly. i still got the most kills so you can all suck it. now i'm random ing. well is that how they do it? whoever hits the most home runs wins the super bowl? yeah, that's what it sounds like. that's actually exactly how it is. we can go ahead and play as minotaur if that's okay. can you guys do scumbags also? we can take whatever we want. only real men random. yeah, random ing is real men and real women.
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so i think that now we don't call minotaur minotaur anymore. he's shovel bull blue minute are a shovel. they know minotaur is shovel. oh, boys. i'm gonna taste. oh, it's tasty. oh god. i don't like the flavor of that. it's like chalk. oh, the bomb off the wall. jesus.
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alright, rob, you gotta make the most of that cheese. yeah! wow! oh, what's that? what? who's the green minotaur that i'm fighting now? oh, it's this guy. it's my minotaur? oh, new sub sound? oh, that was some matrix shit.
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hey everybody welcome back to northernlions challenge runs in the binding of ice. i got a very interesting greek mythology themed run today courtesy of youtube user virdrach9 and i hope i'm pronouncing that correctly but in any case this run is called the minotaur. there's some interesting conditions here, some that we haven't dealt with before.
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196.44
it kind of starts us pretty powerful, which is something that i enjoy. that was bad damage on my part. but we're gonna be totally fine here on this larry jr. fight, provided i stop being such a little dingus here. there we go, he's gonna die. and i'm gonna be hoping for... you know, deals with the devil are totally on the table. moms knife, brimstone, stuff like that. i'm gonna be hoping for... i mean, it's not like a minotaur actually shot tears, assuming a minotaur actually existed. speed upgrade is something. i'm not too psyched about it, but we'll take it. and then i will replenish my health outside.
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yikes, please get out of the area of effect. but also i really look at it through the lens of like the theseus and minotaur fight where i'm like i think it makes that fight into child's play. 12% damage bonus to everything is pretty okay. definitely do not care about a shop right now. i think we do want that. i know we're spending our gold but that's okay. so we still need a basic attack and we still need a dash.
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1266.10
we haven't even died on theseus and the minotaur in a long time. now i understand that's what the heat gauge is for, is to like make it interesting for yourself. but i'm just saying we're in this weird like awkward area right now where for me, and i'm gonna use my greater call when he summons five of those fools. for me, i don't wanna crank up the heat gauge because i'm losing. however, i'm winning the whole run prior to hades.
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361.92
get tackled dummy. tony you mad genius! tony! he baited me like the minotaur fight in hades. i need a ball please. please okay okay come on take a shot take a shot they got no balls okay yeah yeah thank you thank you. i tried to grab you i'm sorry i'm sorry. good luck good luck round one eat that eat that.
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1507.12
this is gonna get me so good. i was laughing so much at it. said i never should have smoked that shit now. i'm a vampire looking for saddam's wmds. she's one of us. if by us you mean vampires. she's one of us! the babylonian word for minotaur.
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we definitely have to purchase, please god if i could purchase some hamburgers here. hamburgers available, max hp available. this is right before the boss i think so. i gotta tell ya, i'm surprised, i wouldn't necessarily give us high chances, but just to make it to the minotaur is a pseudo blessing in and of itself, wouldn't you say? so what's the game plan here?
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2567.14
spam all of your high damage ranged abilities. hope they crit non stop. save your dashes for when the minotaur rushes you down. okay, you did get me. you did get me a little there. all i'm gonna say... yikes. all i'm gonna say is i wanted to stack up some poison. was it worth it? what's going on there? dude, spectators, they're loving it.
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i feel like a luring trap raid at the start is pretty solid. might hit multiple enemies, i don't know. and then go to the shop and purchase a reflector. reflects projectiles, making them dangerous to enemies. here's what i'm thinking. delete this wall, minotaur, move here, enter the shop, purchase a reflector trap, place the reflector trap here, and then brick this up so that they're forced to come down this way. and the reflector trap will deflect their arrows back into them. okay? break the wrist walk away.
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nah man. nah. nah, i'm not sure. i'm not sure about this one. it's terrible! that's really fucking funny. damn dude, the minotaur almost died! well both waves are gonna kill me, so that's that's not good in my opinion. hear me out here? oh, i thought i could delete the wall. and then just sneak out the back.
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they don't frighten me that much anymore. no, not today. it's when we get up to here things get a little bit tougher. i mean it does seem like making your cast do more damage could be worth something, but let's go hard on this quick reload. i'm willing to give it the chance to disappoint me. and i like that we're getting to the stage of the game where we're like, hey, you know what? i don't mind making a meme build. we're gonna keep going with artemis here, see what's up. it's just the minotaur, with no shield though.
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that was my move speed ended up actually screwing me on that one. i have gotten some advice about this part of the fight and i'm actually gonna take it. what i'm gonna take is advice that said kill the minotaur first. once the minotaur is dead, the rest of the fight is pretty easy apparently. so i never really thought about trying to tackle the fight in that way. mostly i just sort of pressed buttons quickly.
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i'm just looking for whatever cheap ass ways i can goad people into giving me money on twitch, really. that's fair. what the hell's happening over on the left side? i was protecting bear while he was changing something. thank you. oh fuck, i died. god dammit. got a little bit of lag today. is there? yeah. is there? uh, i don't know. oh! oh! oh! someone stole my minotaur kill. i did so much damage to that minotaur man, whoever that was. me? yeah.
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kinda bad behavior, savior of the planet. hey, get minotaur. if you get some grease on his chest globe, that dude can't even wake up. yo, don cheadle is the best captain planet. yeah, i was gonna mention that actually. oh god! i was not expecting it to go up. don't ever come over to me when i'm holding a bomb again unless you want that to happen. yeah, i guess so. oh, yep.
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oh, come on! no! aw, really? i'm gonna add a freakin' axe smack on someone. mr. minotaurs mad! i'm angry! i'll lay down the... minotaur... axe... throwdown... it's bullshit! get him! he's so slow! oh my god! there's just enough lag that is making it hard to do anything. ugh, there we go.
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particularly for theseus and the minotaur. and also i guess if you're having trouble with the bone hydra, being able to just block the shots is super nice. i think honestly though, i'm starting to realize the real value of the sword. i have had a few really really good sword runs lately. the learning curve is high, but once you're confident with enemy patterns, it's really good.
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