Quotes about ““House in vancouver””
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it has to be a split, right? because like house of dosas was good and popular. they opened a dosa restaurant right next door. there's no way that shit wasn't personal. you know what? we fucked me up all weekend. it was on friday. i was talking about like the snow in vancouver. someone said,
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1777.66
in vancouver, and i think this is true like in any place where people are like, oh the houses are expensive so to pay for the mortgage i need to like rent out a third of it to somebody but they have to be an adult because if they're if they burn the place down, i'm gonna be financially ruined forever. so they'll have things like yeah hey, we got this house. it's got like a nice yard you can stay in the basement and by the way, you can't use the yard cuz that's for our kids this is our yard, but you can stay in the basement if you want. it's $2,300 a month
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are they gonna be mad at me because i'm from vancouver and this is where we had the huawei cfo under house arrest for like three years before before she i think got acquitted. i can't remember. i can't i remember the trial. i can't remember how it went though. it's so funny to me like the wait one second let's no we don't want to fuse yet. i'm thinking about like the last 10 years of like hockey night in canada sponsors and it went from like
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a lot of people died on that one. dude, i've been watching like vancouver's worst drivers dash cam footage and it's like that stuff will make you scared to leave your house for sure. yeah, or any of them of like the 25 unmarked police vehicles that fly through red lights in richmond. they actually, it happens all the time. i don't know where i'm going.
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935.74
all we're getting is the carlsberg, or sorry, the heineken. a little stroopwafel, stroopwafels. pacific? yes, vancouver's on the pacific ocean. atlantic? if you give me a couple minutes i can go check outside. i'm pretty sure it's on the pacific though. it crosses the atlantic first? okay, i don't live on the ship, i live in vancouver. i'm not gonna get on the ship and ride it all the way to my own house, i'm already here.
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if it's your first time in the house, you must piss your pants. every time you enter a room, you lose a footstep. when you no longer have footsteps, you'll be too tired to continue searching the manor and you must call it a day. that house would be 12 mil in vancouver. listen, bud. this house, i'm taking it back just a little bit. this house would be like, i honestly think there's a chance this would be $60 million. 12 million is not even in the ballpark. this could be over $50 million.
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1654.04
last, i don't even know how much a stamp cost these days but you can send an object through physical space for free by carrying it. alright, how about you carry my fucking great aunt's birthday card to dartmouth, nova scotia, motherfucker. come pick it up at my house in vancouver. what are you gonna do? lime scooter that shit across the country? it's like 5200 kilometers.
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but there's no other way for it to come across. would i rather buy a $35,000 tiny house or a 35 in vancouver or a $35,000 you know, decent home in a part of the world slash you know continent where real estate prices are very low? i would rather you know, i would rather live in the boonies than a tiny house in the city.
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and i don't really want to leave canada, to be honest. but i'll tell you, i'll go there before i get a tiny house. there's no doubt about that. please let me out. i don't think we're in trouble on this run. you should know, by the way. in case it's not clear, i'm not a snob about where i live. i love vancouver. but, you know, having lived in the country for a long time, you know, people in the country, they make their own fun.
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2586.30
i got some terrible news. i hate to be the bearer of this bad news. i hope you did not have a reservation because i thought that they went out of business. because i'm insane, i basically took that as you were trying to see if i was lying about living in vancouver. i thought you were gonna be like, i'm finally gonna suss this dude out. i know he lives in fucking coquitlam, pretending to live in vancouver. you think i'm not familiar with manja, dude? the restaurant that's just somebody's house?
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4827.30
you know what? never mind. i can't tell this story. i can tell it privately. there was a heinous crime committed in the wendy's that was near my house, and now a food establishment can no longer be present on the location so the wendy's closed down. i know his story. brian had a story about a cop in vancouver that shot the tip of some guy's dick off and he never wants to talk about that. well i didn't see the follow up.
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