Quotes about ““Gay Apollo””
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no, why not, dude? who's bullying? dude, he lost mario party chill, man. this has got to be malice. apollo, sorry, i can't defend you anymore because people on the internet already think we're in a gay secret relationship. yeah, i didn't see that. like, we are even more. that's fucking funny, dude. it's not real. it's not real. i love boo! i suck at this! chiblee, for the record, i... not that there's anything wrong with it, but i don't think you're gay. but it is funny that when you said
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your outfit looks bad. that's not problematic. that's just rude. that's not problematic about it. well, what if their outfits like a like a rainbow shirt? yeah, or they if their outfit says by the way, like i'm gay and you're like, i hate your shirt. that's problematic. yeah, but the odds of that are pretty low. you only see like five or ten of those shirts a day. and when i see those shirts, i go love your outfit. why can't my ass see apollo anywhere? he's quick.
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yeah? how's it going? what are you screaming about? my friend got jumped for refusing to twerk in gay city. he fucking died. yeah, look he's down here. yeah, yeah, that's what i'm saying. they threw him in the fucking pit bro. wait, apollo died? yeah, he's chilling down there. it's well lit down there man. well lit traveler. hello? hello?
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shout out gay people. oh, that is true. that is true. i didn't get a lot of words guys. apollo, i have something to tell you. did you just forget to do that? i only made it through two of the things. i'm so sorry. i thought maybe if i didn't say anything, no one would complain, but i only made it through the first two props. and i don't even think they were that good. i have the word fuck so many times.
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they really gotta go back to like forcing kids to be as straight as possible. it worked wonders on me, dude. dude, i just have a moment locked in my mind of me in texas and apollo and i walking around for two hours and apollo being like, people really think we're like gay or something. and i was like, that's awesome. nice run. i set a new world record by like a staggering amount.
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he ain't no beyonce. well, excuse me. he said this shit get real. he's gay apollo! really good music. you know, but you do have to be in a mood for it. that mood is depressed. be honest. no one over the age of 11 is named mason. no one. okay, name one person older than 11. he's spittin', man! that is real, actually. why is he spittin' like that, though? i think that's because of the brick layer boom.
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they really gotta go back to like forcing kids to be as straight as possible. overworked wonders on me, dude. dude, i just have a moment locked in my mind of me in texas and apollo and i walking around for two hours and apollo being like, people really think we're like gay or something. and i was like, that's awesome. nice run. i set a new world record by like a staggering amount.
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which is why it's funny to make people think that he might be. yes, i'll watch all of the gay hockey show to make it happen. i'll watch the entire gay hockey show to facilitate the bit. yes, absolutely. it's complicated but you got it pretty close. i'll take that. i don't know. i mean, i'm just doing what i can. hey, apollo, with that in mind, i watched but i'm a cheerleader.
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what was the first minigame? would you marry apollo? um there's a lot of hypotheticals going on there. if i was gay would i marry apollo? i don't know. i honestly don't know. there's a lot to understand. at least you didn't say no. you know what i realized by the way? i was doing a thought experiment the other day. i have to be at least a little bit gay and i'll tell you why i'll tell you the thought experiment. i thought to myself
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no, i'm understanding of your position. i think that there is no such thing as 100% straight or 100% gay. i mean, i think is he saying apollo is not hot? i didn't say that. no, not at all. that's not an assault thing. i'm a very average looking individual. that's huge for me! i'm like, i'm just gonna say it. i might be the worst roller in this game. every single game, i have one situation where i roll one under what i need to help myself.
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pick it up and suck its dick. how can you tell if your dog's gay? if his dick tastes like dog shit. oh. leeks. so apollo, someone said you should ask them if oranges are juicy. oranges are juicy. apollo said oranges are creamy. i think creamy. i've been asked to get into this discourse like 20 times today. he said they're creamy? he said they're creamy? thank you. thank you. buffalo sauce has orange. he, apollo said every food has a cre like there's a creaminess scale, 0 to 100, and like almost every food's on there, i think.
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