Quotes about ““Fucking House in vancouver””
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1654.04
last, i don't even know how much a stamp cost these days but you can send an object through physical space for free by carrying it. alright, how about you carry my fucking great aunt's birthday card to dartmouth, nova scotia, motherfucker. come pick it up at my house in vancouver. what are you gonna do? lime scooter that shit across the country? it's like 5200 kilometers.
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2586.30
i got some terrible news. i hate to be the bearer of this bad news. i hope you did not have a reservation because i thought that they went out of business. because i'm insane, i basically took that as you were trying to see if i was lying about living in vancouver. i thought you were gonna be like, i'm finally gonna suss this dude out. i know he lives in fucking coquitlam, pretending to live in vancouver. you think i'm not familiar with manja, dude? the restaurant that's just somebody's house?
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50.30
vancouver only would be pretty sick though. didn't you get your ass beat in canada? yeah, because unlike you my country's fucking huge bro. people from slovenia be like when it's my country i know where it is. yeah, because you can fucking see the north south east and west border from your house. it's a five hour flight for me to get halfway through my country and like 98% of the country is like exactly the same. boston pizza, cineplex odeon, home depot, homesense, harvey's like it's only really when i come back soon. sorry.
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6447.90
but like this shit comes up in vancouver all the time. there's like once a month on r slash vancouver there's a post that's like a guy came to me when i was in my car and said you can't park here this is my house do i have to move? and everybody's like fucking no. you know if you live in an area where you don't have a driveway and there's street parking you don't get the parking spot in front of your house it's just you know it's damn... listen can i tell you i don't know if i should admit this
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3224.14
hit some reps so he can do more than a leisurely jog or is this just kind of like as good as it gets? hang on. dollar cost averaging? you should never buy when you don't see any red. you're not supposed to buy until there's blood in the streets. see, that's a great time to buy is after we've lost all our money there. not everyone can afford a pallet on. bro, look at this guy's fucking basement. so this is how i always picture when people are like, oh coffee's like seven dollars a cup in vancouver. meanwhile, i look at your fucking house and
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8361.22
did you have somebody watch your cat while you were away? uh, yeah, my mom stopped in every day to just check on his food and water and pet him. yeah, we put five bowls of dry food out and three bowls of water and said, roam the house, animals. dude, so one of my friends who used to live in vancouver had me cats sit for him once and i was like, they were away for like two weeks. and i was like, okay, but i won't be able to be there for the first couple of days. and they're like, that's fine. so i showed up on the third day and it was like fucking pandemonium, like
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3190.96
from the art gallery to your house no no no no no not those not those you bc to north van fucking drive up west fourth to the to the east then you're gonna turn left and take the barard street bridge you're gonna take barard down to uh west georgia turn left on west georgia to head northwest and then you're just gonna follow that until you merge onto the lionsgate bridge guess what your ass is in north vancouver
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10008.820
there's a restaurant in vancouver, it's called house of dosa. yeah. a dosa is like a big ol' uh... like uh... it's a flower... it's a big like indian crepe, basically. oh okay. and this place, they were like, we got big doses. and i was like, hey, give me one of those big doses. it came out. it was fucking huge.
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6374.56
don't want to move. i don't care anymore don't feel bad for him, bro. he owns a fucking house in vancouver that's meta gaming man
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950.02
hang on, dollar cost averaging? you should never buy when you don't see any red. you're not supposed to buy until there's blood in the streets. see, that's a great time to buy is after we've lost all our money there. what's going on here? not everyone can afford a pallet on bro. look at this guy's fucking basement. so this is how i always picture when people are like, oh, coffee's like $7 a cup in vancouver. meanwhile, i look at your fucking house in
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