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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

651.200 i mean, i think you'll probably be fine. infestation, pretty good. got a couple of health generation items, pretty good. infestation is pretty bad. why? it's not very good. why? infestation 2 is awesome! alright, i guess i forgot what the difference is then. infestation gives you, like, flies when you get hit. okay, that's not great. it's like spiderman. it has to be damaged though, can it be like if i touch something? it's only damage. yeah. Search ↗
937.000 i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop. Search ↗
1080.780 yeah, but it probably wouldn't change the item pool that it would draw from just to spite you. you'd fight the fallen and get like a regular health upgrade. it's like needlessly cynical about it. if they're making it, they could make it. oh my god. alright, well, d10 got me a damage there, so... two damage! you've rolled with the d10! i rolled, yes, i rolled with the d10, took it into a room, and it hit me twice because i re rolled it. Search ↗
1182.720 buying the spirit heart was an investment in you becoming an underdog exactly as everyone's now mad at you grosser funny way, and now you need to go to the cheesecake etc on granville and sixth i don't like cheesecake no, but cheesecake whatever you just said is the best apparently it's not gonna change my mind you know i mean sometimes i have cheesecake. i go yeah, this is like alright for cheesecake, but i don't really like cheesecake i'm not gonna say the cheesecake is bad. i know it's beloved. it's just not my style i Search ↗
1331.680 it looks like a bunch of mucus. it exactly looks like a bunch of... mucus. how do you get a testicle out of a bunch of mucus? she's mean. alright, that's a sentence that i never thought i would say in my life. ask ridley scott about that one. alright. gary dempsey, thank you very much for the subscription. i've never eaten an oyster and then been like, oh, i got a big ol' boner now. it was mostly just like, that oyster was pretty good. wait, is that ridley's last name? i never thought of that. Search ↗
1737.420 could see there being some truth to that as much as i don't like it you sing lights yeah, you build build an auto simulator at home that you can not have to signal in where you can drive with a boner in the privacy your own home exactly precisely alright. i just saw the picture strange that is an appropriate reaction where else did you think you were gonna? oh, this is bad. this is really bad. oh Search ↗
1966.080 with like base damage. that's alright. in kayn's other eye. i can't believe this shit. eight more to go? i think i actually only have like seven more to go. maybe i don't want broken hawk, because i'll like respawn as blue baby, perhaps. anke! yeah, exactly. that's true by the way, you will respawn as blue baby. i don't want like a 25% chance to respawn as blue baby. until... until i need it. it serves no other point other than survivability. like if you want to win as the loss, there's no reason to. Search ↗
2208.820 nah, that's rebecca black. oh, i never actually listened to that either. okay, that's just ridiculous. well, i heard it was really annoying and catchy, so i didn't want to that is like not at all! you have an annoying maybe, but... not catchy? alright, well i didn't hear it, so i didn't get to use my own judgement there. Search ↗
2388.100 alright, just kill me. i don't want this run anymore. just kill me. this is too long. you watch transformers but not harry potter? it's not like when i was asked to go see transformers i was like hold up. there's two options here. i can't go see this yet because i haven't seen the six harry potter films that have been released up to this point. so can you give me like a couple days? it does take a while to watch them. there's a lot of those films. i've got nothing against them. i hope it doesn't seem like i got something against them. Search ↗
2552.180 alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't Search ↗
2900.780 who am i? i'm the lost again. okay. this is good. you guppied. not gu i collared. i collared, specifically, yes. is it my shot with chocolate milk? ipecac is so large that i can't stand in some parts of the screen and shoot because it'll kill me. oh, now i'm dark cutious. now i'm dark cutious. alright, so i fucked up the lost chance. bad room. mom's heart turns out as a tough draw. Search ↗
3271.120 it should still kill them even when they're closed. it just makes sense to me. alright. papa john appreciates you, he does really. thank you very much to anonymous for a $15 donation earlier. fix your stream please, your soma playthrough is awesome. rocklancia, thank you. the stream was fixed for a while so thankfully i don't need to do that anymore. thank you very much to spoopyscaryskelaman for the $6.66 donation soon... Search ↗
3414.240 we all have weird quirks about us. some of us might eat our cereal with water, i guess. but it's no reason to think less of them. yeah. hey, life's short. enjoy your life while you can. and care about the people you care about. it's better. alright, let's open up the rampage knights. was that actually a spoiler? ryan said no it wasn't, i was just being silly. i tried my best not to actually spoil things. spoiled prometheus 2. Search ↗
3665.440 you can love bag if you want. up here? yeah. oh that doesn't look like an exit. alright. oh, this is mushroom. oh yeah. dude now that we played uh, are you smarter than a fifth grader yesterday, i forgot how much these guys look like hendrix and dean. Search ↗
4115.460 he hits too hard! doesn't matter. cut his head off. that was pretty dope. there goes his head. alright, you take care of that guy. they should let you pick up his head and throw it. that would be pretty cool. sword master's belt. you swing all weapons very fast. see, he has, uh... what? uh, it traps enemies or something? it looks like a spring you could jump on. yeah, it does look like a spring. better be careful. alright. Search ↗
4383.260 that's too bad. this is a recipe for disaster. definitely true. he did... oh, jeez. sobey and saints, thank you very much for the subscription. alright. he did also start with that guy. he's got like a bunch of skeletons coming off him. nice. yeah! he just killed him straight up with the box. that is super cool, actually. are those throwable items or is that like a special power you got? it's a special power that gives me infinite throwables of that. Search ↗
4510.480 it's a pretty good movie. how do you feel about groundhog day? love it. alright. one of my favorite movies. great movie. whoa, okay, okay. be cool. dude, that box is awesome. it's also great crowd control. it's like one less enemy we've got to think about for a while. very true. didn't mean to do that. i have weak bones disease. full communist. thank you for the subscription. i see what you're doing here. i don't. what am i doing? i don't know. it's troll face painting. Search ↗
4775.460 fuck, i'm almost dead. alright. what about these? you think there's potions in here? there's like cheese and eggs and stuff. alright, one's down. oh, no no no. careful, careful, careful. no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Search ↗
4870.740 what? you know who would like this game? josh? yeah. i agree. josh will be all over this shit. i died. yeah, this is not looking so good. am i fighting with a glow stick? no, it's a poison sword. alright, nick, you got this guy. if you want, i can just wail on him for two and a half hours. yeah, he'll jump right over, makes him just a ghost. i should probably not try and do this, he'll probably end up hitting you or disabling you. oh, we did it. fuck. that was a tough one. rip box! that was a tough one. my favorite item. Search ↗
4906.380 nooo, it's okay. okay, run. no, it's okay. wasn't our best, wasn't our worst. no, it was okay. i'm going right in. it's like you can't jump through the wall like mega man. it has a 20xx thing exclusively. yeah. alright. that would be hilarious if capcom patented the concept of strolling the character right. you know, like namco has the... had the patent on like loading screens with a mini game in them so that you could... Search ↗
5307.620 alright, that'll get me back to full ish. yeah, full. oh, i'm so ready. it's alright, no damage. yeah, exactly. no friendly fire. yeah! i've been waiting for this day my whole life! fire him up! nice. nice job. nicely done. aaaah! i'm off today. yeah, you were nailing the shit out of those last time. done. well, what do you think about that? it's a potion for you, and gold for me. Search ↗
5499.780 can't buy any. oh, i didn't buy this thing. what's this thing do? bone sword, double damage against the undead. yeah, don't mind if i do. i got a bone sword right here. why is he always running to the right? because i'm a freaking crab man. okay, i open the door. alright, like this one? hello. what's up with these? throwing anxes, that's okay. nice. oh, motherlode over here. wasn't scared for an instant. nick, you want my orb? Search ↗
5730.000 i didn't want you to get too big for your britches. that'll never happen. did that just mean your dick got too big? yeah. yeah. what would be wrong with that? bad for the gander. buy new britches. bad for the gander. the gander loves a big dick! i think they do. we did it? yeah, it's over. danny fray's season has ended. hey, that was not so bad! treeco. someone in my chat said treeco. alright, we're in a tomb. Search ↗
5882.560 i like it. i think the burger should be worth more than five. yeah, man. if i have a burger, i'm good for like a half an hour at least. this depends what's the analog. is this freaking willem dafoe's picture? there's a loaf of bread up here too. arrows! arrows! oh my god, this is not actually that good. you're alright, nick, watch out! you got this. come back! oh no! alright, we got one more. Search ↗
5914.040 reign of arrows is shit tear. alright. look, i didn't know it, i just tried it. you didn't know, yeah. it sounds great. the problem is, too little damage and also the positioning is awkward, so it's only good if you got someone else helping. i wanna be... i wanna be a pirate. you can't be pirates. you're right, but you'll unlock it. one day, maybe. oh, yeah! yo, get that splash off the screen, i need to see the lock. almost botched it. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

968.040 and he's like, alright, so this is where hitler comes up on the screen and everyone goes, whoa! walt disney! walt disney, you've been frozen for too long, man. the only place we see hitler now is on the history network. in the wolfenstein games. in the literal 70 seconds of every day. yeah. it's by the history channel. Search ↗
1129.400 alright. a haddock or a tilapia? you're a tilapia guy? well, he's just not sold. salmon's pretty good. salmon's great. it's like steak but fishier. salmon's good. not really like steak, but... steak like in texture, yeah? eh. salmon's there, no question. oh, galactic shaft the planet pounder, welcome back. never heard of that one. i don't even have to really try to read yours anymore. yeah, freshwater or uh, is it perhaps a fenthic species? it's one of those black wobbler types. cod is real good. this is acceptable. Search ↗
1986.600 yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though. Search ↗
2013.800 you could've just said what you eat for breakfast, which is nothing. alright, then that. usually not anything. personally, i'm a big fan of diner food. okay, good. me too. yeah, but we didn't fucking ask you that. i did. i'm a cereal. Search ↗
3390.480 even aloop is like prop fucking tosis. yeah, props tosis. and that guy knows everything there is to know about afterbirth, so... alright, trust his opinion. confirmed! oh, super pride. prop tosis is still worth saying prop fucking tosis about. well they probably wouldn't just reverse it and make it the worst item in the game, would they? no, that's reeee rope rump. what? you have a stroke? you like the filter i put on my own voice to... no. to make it sound like i was talking in reverse? no, it confused and scared me a little bit. i didn't like it at all. Search ↗
3928.260 oh fuck! oh my! there's like scum on the top of my water so i didn't buy it. um, i thought the desk was supposed to protect me. we went through this yesterday. no. phoenix775, thank you for the i killed myself? oh, i teleported! oh jesus. alright, phoenix, thank you for the 11 months we're in for you. how are you guys doing today? you guys doing well? pretty good. pretty good. how about you? neither of us went for the uh... no, don't do it! oh, you bastard. Search ↗
4210.140 throw flame buddy! oh you flamed me you fucker. yeah now you're flamed too. oh no! nobody okay, that's incredible. that was so long! that was so long! the end is actually pretty good as well. alright i'll give you that. it was so long! i think despicable me was like a pretty good movie. but i don't know if the minions were it was fine, it's the minion fanaticism. it's alright, it's not bad. steve carell's in it, he's a pretty funny guy. yeah i like steve carell. Search ↗
4291.960 oh my god, he figured it out! so bold, so brash. i'm so fucked. i think you're a jason x'd. alright, let's all find another. get away from me, you son of a bitch. i was the other. uh, that was a uh, m. night shillem a lam in the movie. wait, what? you had a gun? shillem a lam. he's uh, he's actually, little known fact, godzilla villain. Search ↗
4383.820 9 8 1 0 pull up the pack josh, it's fine. the comeback is happening now. alright rob, we need to be friends. they call him the comeback king for this reason. we need to be friends he says as he kills the shotgun. he had no other choice. 9 8 1 1 i shot at nick, you were just there. i just want to remind everyone lateral damage. Search ↗
5086.140 what the balls?! what?! what?! that's like the end of a 90's sitcom. god damn it! god! what?! i sniped you with a sniper rifle! that's how they work! how did that not work? oh jesus. alright, it's sniper duels origin. Search ↗
5349.240 fuck okay okay okay okay okay okay okay whoa! alright that was weird. it's alive. haha! banana gun don't you disarmed me with my banana gun? you dumped my banana gun and shot me with my own banana gun? you got nannered. i hope you liked it. wait i couldn't i can't move. i didn't even have to do anything! thank you zelmade for 10 months in a row! Search ↗
5655.980 does it just have to get wrecked? yeah, well no, they have to dodge the rocks. whoa, there were more guns than swords! the american way. and then, if the uh, if the players don't kill the people with the rock, like with the rocks in in just enough time, then a bunch of bombs fall down and kill them. if you want. that sounds pretty fun actually. wow! you're dead now. alright, i'm dead now. drink my drink. Search ↗
5806.260 oh, god damn it. i got one! ah! ah! ah! ah! i got him. no! you fuck! alright, if nick is the web god, then josh is the grenade launcher god. he's good at the grenades for sure. he's like the grenade master. he's really good. god damn it! probably a poor decision to go up through that torrent of bullets, but no. Search ↗
5939.020 ah, you could probably use a grenade right over it. nooo kay, i'm fine. god damn it, i don't have to shoot it. wow. nooo! nooo! nooo! oh! oh, i lived. i knew what was happening to you, i just wanted to do it. hey! that's alright, i can't wait. oh, you broke ugh, i didn't see you grab the other one. good place. Search ↗
6090.440 i hate you right now. why? why do you not have a gun? i accidentally threw it away. i accidentally threw it away. don't disturb it. these are every bad thing that's ever happened. rob. you big idiot. i forfeited my point on that one. oh, wow, i grabbed your grenade! alright. i got that one. look at that bouncing burger. bouncing burger over there. Search ↗
6212.780 god, fuck nick and his stupid face. i didn't get the point! that wasn't even me. oh wait, you missed it. that was me. oh really? alright. no, don't tell me. you guys are slandering you. we're lively. oh fuck you, you big mallard shit. i wonder what a mallard shit looks like. like a cigar. Search ↗
6462.080 oh, sweet. alright, i'm dead. my hammering has gone. actually, i'm the one who died there. yeah. well, i did hit you. that face is so good! that is so brilliant. some of my chat just said i have an entire hour of stream delay. what? oh. can we go over... did he just say weed dick? never had weed dick? no. Search ↗
6655.880 oh, jesus. alright, overkill guys. i have no respect for folks who don't rock pool. you gotta try the rock. alright, your turn. waluigi. oh, you got me! watch out, he's coming. oh, here he comes. watch out, rob, he'll rock you up. Search ↗
6809.440 that was alright, right? wow! this net's for you. how did nick end up winning that level after? i was already netted, i got back out. uh oh. there's nothing over here, huh? oh, there was. all the way to the right. rob! just danced in the ah, no! Search ↗
6912.880 are you a discount indian restaurant? because that was nonsense. oh, i get it. haha! i'm just creative enough. wait, what's the sense part? i don't get the sense part. that's the discount. oh, it's like a sensible... no, it's like pennies. like not dollars. oh, non forsen okay. yeah, i'm with it. hey, hey, hey, get out of here. i could've i didn't know what the fuck i was. i thought it was you. how'd you die? i became a turkey. alright. oh no! Search ↗
6977.120 be brave. josh is the only true man since he's jumping on me. i jumped a few times. yeah, big jumps. you're not jumping. alright, on my screen i wasn't anywhere near that sword. that's okay though. thanks josh. he fucking destroyed you. oh fuck. oh, you guys are in trouble now. i get double. Search ↗
7145.980 alright now that it's fucking super shane jumping up and flying around and shit super shane super shane super shamin super shamin they call me cooper shamin? alright oh alright fair enough you got a problem revolver ocelot revolver ocelot revolver ocelot it's like a weasel right? yeah Search ↗
7310.880 not really, that's true. that's a lie. that's a bold faced lie. oh, no, fuck off. did he get a yaha a second ago? maybe i do, maybe i didn't. yaahaaaa! oh, rob, you're missing... this level, it has a secret area. i don't think it does. got a secret area! up in the top left! where's nick nolte? that's nick nolte pretending to be macho man randy savage. oh, okay, that's pretty good. alright. Search ↗
7371.220 that's like wonder bread. who actually likes wonder bread? i can eat it. i think it's alright. wonder bread is bread trash. it is... it really is. glad i'm not the only one. i'm glad i'm not the only one. i'm not saying it's good, i'm just saying i can fucking eat it. i'm not gonna cry about it. i mean, i'll eat it if i have to eat it. you have to eat it, yeah. you have to eat it. yeah, well then i'll eat it. Search ↗
7499.760 no, go 8, 7, 6, 5. 5, 6, 7, 8! come on! oh no. 7, 8, 11. i know rob. you can't believe you've done this. oh, you've done this! i ruined it for everybody. alright, when we come back, we'll be playing keep talking and nobody explodes. it is a bomb defusal simulation game. keep in mind i don't have an overlay or anything yet because this computer was literally built Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

745.060 cuz we're isaac. yeah, well we played enough isaac that we get the d6 on his runs, yeah? that's true. took me forever to unlock it, man. it's a tough one, but we made it. i actually don't remember it. how do you unlock the d6? you like beat the game with blue baby, okay. alright. thank you very much kazeo for the ten months in a row, welcome back! Search ↗
903.620 you know, it's that much of a tax on me. but we did buy rock band 4 last night and i was like, ooh! ooh, i want so much. what is that, like $800? we bought that and i bought kate disgaea 5 for ps4, which just came out apparently. and the guy was like, alright, your total is like $400. i'm like, god damn. Search ↗
1843.100 or two. do i wanna take judas's now? i'll just take this. don't die little lost. little chubby's not good enough. yeah. alright, i got this sloth fight. all he has to do is give me a joker card and we're golden. i'm gonna try tech point five just because i like it. yeah, that's a great item. who, who, who, who? bombs rod in head! i don't want this at all! did you get that from your... devil deal? sloth fight. wait, which? oh, okay. Search ↗
2318.400 i died to a chub spitting, like a maggot spitter at the end of the room. all good! it's holy water. that's gonna be useful for you. alright, so maybe the route i'll take is i'll get the guitar hero with guitar setup and then later on when i figure out my dlc situation i'll pick up just the game of rock band. then i win both. i mean no matter what you do not win. well i get to press buttons in time to music, that's the goal. that is true. Search ↗
2882.100 it's alright! but you gotta keep in mind, i think it was guitar hero that got like 2112 as like the end boss or something. oh no, that is rock band. that was rock band? yeah. oh, i thought they were competing. nevermind. yeah, all of 2112 is and all of moving pictures and all of 2112 i think are in rock bands. i remember it had quite a lovely presentation for it too. oh, like the the stage area for it, yeah, it was all really well made. Search ↗
3023.920 oh, that sounds more like my kind of restaurant. the squat and gobble is a great meme. that didn't really happen, did it? i hope it did. alright. you can dream. i guess i could look up the old squat and gobble on google, but i'm a little scared of what i might find. i'm gonna look it up right now. don't do it. your stream matters more than this. gobble. Search ↗
3191.840 alright. is it on netflix? my next question. you guys have hjtv? hj... i have hj tenchi. yeah, i do have that. this sounds like one of those fake shows. you can just google it. it does sound like it, yeah. i'm not stopping you from googling it and proving that it exists. you might be stopping us. tiny house nation, man. there's several tiny house shows. it's like a zone genre now. Search ↗
3300.660 michael al fox every time. he's waiting for them to make wayne's world 3. i realize i'm getting wrecked guys. just chill, alright? rainbows, kittens, and happy places. glorious bastards was in 2009. that's not recent. well it's pretty recent when you make like 10 trillion dollars a day just on shrek royalties. Search ↗
3584.160 i want to play that like october and it's a multiplayer co op game. you're in luck because we have our resident expert on capcom co op games ported to the pc from the year 2009 here, rocklysmile. nick, could you please give your port report on how you feel about the pc version? alright, well what happened with lost planet 2, which is exclusively my experience here, is it had games for windows live in it. Search ↗
4255.460 i just found ludo first room with the zazzle. i can't stress enough to you how long it fucking takes me to get taurus charged up. i can only imagine. it's actually like, 55 seconds. don't know if i'm fast enough to get out of the way of these little ghosts. get out of here! today's a silly day. it is a silly day. let's apologize to team17 for not playing worms. i hope they're doing alright. Search ↗
4545.580 i don't know. sometimes you know stuff. usually you know stuff. you played ftl, nick? yeah. you played ftl? yeah, it feels good. i love that game. did you ever unlock all the ships? no, i didn't get super into it to that level. i really appreciate the way the game was designed, but i imagine it would take a lot of hours to get good enough to do all that stuff. ugh, crystal ship. the bane of my existence. i hate it. alright! we won! hooray! that was, uh... Search ↗
4689.080 alright, i gotta quit this run after this boss. it doesn't look like a butthole, guys. it's just a dark ring. just like a puckered dark ring. it's not puckered! i wish it was puckered. maybe i'm overselling it a little. and it's also a mega satan run. oh my gosh. alright. good job, jack. thank you. alright guys, let's get a quick out of this. 15 months in a row. Search ↗
4847.540 oh good, i can customize my worms and make them little names and... playing revolution, correct? that is correct. i feel odd having your wife as one of my names. that's alright. if she's okay with it, i'm okay with it. i just figured you wouldn't want to kill your wife in the game, and so it'd be like... you've never been married, have you? hi, ol! i love my wife. how cruel. i like the disclaimer at the end. Search ↗
4943.180 it's not so much like an action rpg, it's like an exploration rpg. yeah, it reminds me of shadow of the colossus. i could see a little titan souls, i'd see a little shadow of the colossus. it's gonna be loud. that's okay, i'll live. it is downloaded though. that didn't take very long at all. nope. it's a small game. thank you, apostle legion for seven months! alright, it's worms, so it does this weird extracting files thing. it's not installing directx or something? Search ↗
5041.960 oh, i just have that 69 at the end of my follow count. that's what i'm talking about. release the button when there's a 69 on your twitch follow count. yep, get some, you gotta screen cap it and instantly tweet it. and you also have to spam nl69s in chat. that's how it usually works. alright nick, can you invite me one last time? alright, third time's the charm. Search ↗
5097.940 oh, there we go. alright, choose wisely. i don't like this one. i don't like that little cave in the middle. yeah, weird little monument. i did change the game off eyes, you guys. you have to hit f5. it didn't change. psych! that's the same level! hey, 569 from spitbucket. don't worry bro, won't start a train today. well, i still love you, spitbucket. Search ↗
5534.380 i would hand you, take that off your hands man, i'll go hit the atm up, you know, couple hundred bucks. and as soon as it's in my hands i'd be like, give me your money. you know? i would try and hand over the wallet there, right, they'd be like give me your money and i'd be like alright, i'm getting my money and i would like be scared so i'd probably like drop it or something and i'd go to like pick it up and the guy would stab me while i'm going to pick it up. and then i would just die in the street. that's probably how my life would end. Search ↗
5780.260 they want to hide in the corner. especially if somebody says, it sounds really callous, but if somebody's like, excuse me, can you help me? then you're like, sorry, i don't speak english. what kind of help? no, you've already gone too far. alright, this is the worst worm they could have given me right now. thank god. Search ↗
5828.780 yeah, i was like, no, no thanks. we're happy to work this out in this arrangement, but like if you walk up and hand somebody money that just feels very odd. it does. very uncomfortable, i would advise strongly against that one. alright, i got an idea here. handshakes are fine. i really thought i was gonna be able to dragon punch my way over there after i completely botched it. what a move. i liked the hadouken at the end to try to recover it though. how am i gonna do this? Search ↗
6277.660 oh no. you guys ready? let's get cryotic in here. i wish i could. he's too big for me now. come up and game. alright. here we go. where's my pneumatic drill? oh, here that cat number two's into big underground drills. how did you know that? oh, i didn't baby. you just told me. what the fuck just happened? that didn't work out very well. you tried to mc hammer us? n.a.l. asked me for directions once and i told him i don't speak english. Search ↗
6409.380 i think it's like 40. no, i thought it was 60. i don't know, or all around the board. we all have different numbers. alright, well maybe this isn't the best idea then. how about... did he scream, a, i'm walking over here? he did not. i think he said something like, fucking idiot! and i was like, alright dog. you should have said a, i'm walking over here. can you bounce him? oh, i thought i was gonna bounce him up. i'm not... a little bit. missed the mine! is that mine a dud or something? Search ↗
6590.280 i think rock lee's got this one. should i just do this? am i that mean? am i that mean though? no. yeah, you got that worm chillin' down there too. oh my god! alright, well, i tried. did albaca get that diglett in his throat checked out? yeah. thanks, dan. yeah, he was supposed to go to the doctor the other day. i haven't talked to him about if he did or not. i feel like... Search ↗
6757.420 pay dividends. yo, doc, you wanna go on an expedition? drown little freddy? wow, you got a worm over there hiding in the cave. oh yeah, i got worms all over the place that you wouldn't even know about. you wouldn't even know? i feel bad. it's alright, you know. worms is worms, man. worms come and worms go. that's how they roll. thank you beastman studios for the subscription! Search ↗
7465.600 don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly. Search ↗
7696.940 we don't need no... butt control. yeah, i was hoping somebody would do it. butt control? i was gonna say yeah. alright, you guys, are you super ready to answer? uh, well i need because how ready? no, i'm gonna because i need to explain this to you. my, um... my display driver crashed, so i can't type it into skype for you. okay. oh... remember when i tweeted about the titanic and you going down it feels like that again. everyone just gone now. oh, okay. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

103.620 okay, like yeah, yeah. oh yeah, i'm with you and 72 pd for 72 police departments alright which is what they're gonna need on halloween because historically as a night of market mischief. yeah yeah, there will be there will be cats in the moonlight and spooky ghosts in the moonlight all them will be in the moonlight what do you do on a halloween day like this you do it'll work. oh Search ↗
212.960 what does that mean? i haven't found it yet. up your butt and around the corner? what's around the corner? is there more butt up there? it's... i mean, there's a lot of corners in the butt, right? like, because the colon is so, uh, coiled. it's like 22 miles or something. can't you stretch it out to the moon? i believe that if you take the colon and stretch it out, it is approximately as long as one human colon. alright. you could stretch you could coil it up and put it inside an average person's body. Search ↗
241.360 wow, alright, i guess that really makes sense then. it was designed for that. man, this seed has everything right off the bat. first floor super envy fight, a dubious item room. ooh, cursed die into soy milk, holy shit. it's a proper send off. well, it's not soy milk, but it's a soy milk ish item. i got soy milk. what? cursed die into soy milk, that's what i got. oh, you re rolled cursed die and got soy milk? oh my lord. Search ↗
1759.920 oh, sweet abel. fantastic. oh, the tears upgrade. that's actually pretty good, but i still had my indignant voice on. nick, i have another funny question about ireland to ask you. yeah, go for it. did you fly aer lingus? i didn't, but i saw it when i landed. alright. Search ↗
2130.300 not no amount of money can change that, but uh... yeah, you could you could like take a shower while you're flying. alright. jenna, you probably should before you go to the in lounge cocktail bar. because, you know, you you might be flying with royalty. you want to make sure you look your best. mmm. Search ↗
2244.300 alright, maybe your bathrooms have been a lot bigger than the one i saw but it was like it was just a box exactly the same size and shape as your torso. oh you'd in the airplane back. yeah. yeah. well you got shoes on though right? yeah, i thought that was okay, that's fair. that's a bit different. i don't mind stepping on somebody's uh somebody's pee if i got shoes on yeah yeah, that doesn't bother me. i would still want some flip flops or something if i'm showering on an airplane oh Search ↗
2487.060 looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. pardon me? i don't know, it's some quote from some song, i don't even know what. looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. she looked me in the mirror. oh god, what have i done? sometimes shit just comes out of my mind. no, jeez, it's dark man. alright, it's a dingle fight. i've got number one you're still going? oh, i'm on this last run man. oh, okay. Search ↗
2817.140 sex toy... transportation equipment. like riding lawn mowers and then has them jump over big ramps and fucking like break their hips and stuff like that. that's real weird. i thought the pug life thing meant it was gonna end up like an hj tenchi thing. there's gonna be pugs everywhere. nah, he does like... i think he has a pug or something though. alright. yeah, this seems like a channel you'd get into. i'll check it out. it's pretty into it. what's kate think of it? she into it too? she liked it actually. oh cool. she was a fan. Search ↗
2922.260 thank you for feeding into my god complex, by the way. if it wasn't for me, none of this would be happening right now. it's kinda true. thank you dinglechargesthrice, welcome back! thank you for the subscription. my countdown says 16 hours. alright. Search ↗
3572.960 ah, oh my god. a lot of time tweaking and running around. did you die? i lost my chance at lumber coal. oh my god! i had curse of the blind, boss rush, and i got polyphemus. alright, that's sweet. we in there. good selection. i'll take it. chad, do you guys feel nostalgic about rebirth 2 or is it just us? just curious. vak this man. he beat me. you're getting vak banned like bob ross. straight out. Search ↗
4095.040 you did it! i did it. congratulations! thank you, chad. that's probably my last rebirth run until tomorrow, so thanks for watching. that's pretty sweet. we'll be back to play some downwell in three minutes. we're just gonna run some ads. don't go anywhere. see you then. congrats! thank you, and you too, nick. you too. thanks. alright, i'll be back in a sec. okay. Search ↗
4121.680 alright, i will take this moment to very quickly shout out. i had a few donations happen while that was going on and thank you very much to everybody that's been donating. i really really appreciate it a ton. thank you to segbass2004 for the $5.69. hi nick and enel, thanks again for the endless hours of entertainment, video streams and podcasts. keep up the good work. thank you to you for that. thank you also, kroyles for the $6.69. flight seat etiquette is like urinal etiquette. super important and people who don't follow it are awful. Search ↗
4338.020 waf they're missing out on fucking waffles, man. waffles have so much more versatility than, uh... than pancakes. i like them both. what do i have to pick? yeah, well, you have to pick one because of the arbitrary nature of the beast here. mmm, i choose to abstain from this vote. you can do that as well. that's fair. i like them both. alright, let me get some down whale going here. get it going. Search ↗
4430.340 the down well? yeah, that's okay. is the moon supposed to flicker like that? yeah. like for real? yeah, i think so. i think it's part of the art style. kinda looks like a zx spectrum thing or something. okay. oh my. cause i'm paranoid about the, you know, graphical glitches and stuff like that. yeah, no mine flickers totally. no worries there. i'm glad to hear this. alright, let me... Search ↗
4713.660 vegetarian options, but personally i don't think that's a compromise. i would rather have ham than tofu bacon if those are my choices. have you died on a run yet, nick? not yet. alright. the legend. i did pretty well actually. on my third run i got to the third zone. most important thing is that that's better than madness. yeah, i know. Search ↗
5008.840 i believe it makes you damage things better, but i don't really know. that's the one thing i'm still not totally filled in. i'm freaking dead! i was going pretty well too. alright, alright. if anyone in chat wants to really spell out gem high for me, i'd kind of appreciate that actually. alright, you ready? yeah. g? i like that joke better when you don't even take it to the next logical step. Search ↗
5272.200 for halloween it should always just be catacombs in downwell. sounds good to me. so spooky. i thought i couldn't love halloween any more than i already did, but you have proven that wrong. so spooky on halloween. i gotta be real with you. you know, if you like halloween, that's super cool. don't let me rain on your parade. i do. halloween is like my least favorite time of the year. no, that's not true. st. patrick's day. st. patrick's day is 100 times worse. alright. Search ↗
5850.980 so what is it like if the jellyfish get to the top of the screen or something? they fly back down on you. i don't like that. yeah, you shouldn't like that. i hate it too. kill him if you can. i'm gonna do my best. need the oxygen though. okay, oxygen. thank you. i think this is the best downwell run i've ever had. fucking red skull, god damn it! yeah man. oh my god, i'm dead! elrond, i thought you were supposed to be cool. alright, i unlocked purpley pallet. Search ↗
6148.240 that's how i feel about dark souls 3. yeah. like if it comes out on pc concurrently, i will start to let myself care. i think from software has earned it. there's not too many companies i'll get like overly hyped for. from software has mostly deserved it. it's gonna be on pc as well. oh good. there you go. alright, now i can feel bad that it's delayed. which is good! yeah, which is good. because it means you care. oh man, i need a knife and fork. Search ↗
6749.340 that did happen for me. i was going to albany, i had to go to new jersey first even though we passed albany. silly. why can't they just land and let me out? yeah, exactly! it should be like a bus. just ring the bell and then land. ding ding, i need to get out. alright, we'll just land in five seconds here and no big deal. the next stop is... osaka. you just like get on the flight oh that would be so annoying if it actually worked like that. you'd like get on the plane in la to go to australia. Search ↗
7364.300 daddy, don't tell memes. what is this? since when is every joke a meme? and if you have a dissenting opinion on anything, you're a hater. and if you like anything, you're a fanboy. hipsterbabyfat, thank you very much for the subscription. much appreciated. well, i died on 4 3. best run ever, and i unlocked vivid. alright. i'm still going on my run. it kinda sucks, we might give it a try. i'm just saying, not all jokes are memes. i thought this was, we hold these truths to be self evident. Search ↗
7897.580 yeah. or disney, was it disney world? yeah, it's disney world there. land is the california one. okay. i just said it because you said it. that's fair, man. i'm gonna challenge, i tried to challenge you, but i can't invite you. i haven't gotten online yet. alright, why don't you invite me? sure. and i will accept it. austin is playing civ 5. that's unexpected. wow! Search ↗
8316.320 he actually, mathis, his dirty little secret is that he doesn't even play magic. he just collects cards. i don't know if there's anything really wrong with that. there's nothing wrong with it. you're entitled to do whatever you want, but if we played i would smoke his candy ass non stop. i figured you had played. oh, we played. okay. we played. alright, cool. oh, i actually had played. i don't really understand the... i see what you're saying. Search ↗
8346.660 some sort of hidden subtext to that that i wasn't picking up on. i did play madness and he did beat me, but this was ages ago. whoa! you vaporized my missile! you liked it? no, i didn't. i wanted that missile to hit you. i'm not surprised, quite frankly. i'm starting to feel a little conscious about how my game's gonna end up here. that's what you did! alright, i didn't even see it before. oh, i've been practicing. i've been waiting for this day. Search ↗
8621.240 nah, he's not a knight. we'll get like 10 of us to all stream rebirth or afterbirth at the same time. i'm gonna keep calling it rebirth by accident. online co op confirmed. that's not what i meant. you know it. that would be pretty sweet though. it would. i would be super into that. alright, we're playing the game again. i guess i took banks. yeah, it happens to the best of us. make the best of it if you can. took banks by accident. mathis knows how to turn on the internet. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

110.180 look at the counter on the left side of your screen. when it gets to 8 out of 10, that means there's two waves left and that's when it stops. i'm at 8 out of 10. then that's the last wave. the next one is the boss. at 9 it's the boss and at 10 it's the devil deal boss. alright, so you're saying i want to do the white door. Search ↗
174.300 fucking rain mode. i got rain mode. how's rain mode? i've never tried rain mode i've had it before but i think every time i've had it. i've actually been azazel weird alright i know you know what it does. oh you fuck alright, so i got rain mode well i think it might be great though is it awful josh. i don't know so i should just kill things now right i Search ↗
220.500 oh, who is this? does this need boss? the mummy man. yeah, ragman. that's mummy man. i like the mummy. oh, you threw his head at me, you dick! the film starring brendan fraser. fox likes that movie, i'm sure. yeah, i like it too. i like that movie as well. alright, so i did it. now what? alright, now you go down to the next floor and do it again. 30 times. did you go to the it's not actually 30, don't worry. did you go to the painful room? Search ↗
277.720 alright, let's do that. whoa. there's a really good item on the next floor. how do i wait do i press the button again? no, you just go through the exit door at the bottom. okay. did you take bob's brain of course? you're silly. well the reason i took bob's brain. oh okay, i see now wait why there's a weird thing with my head now your head my head vanished actually for a sec oh Search ↗
335.560 i don't think josh pressed the deal with the devil button. it happens. is that the button that i asked you if i should press and you said no? well, i don't know there's only one button on the ground you should always it changes. alright. no, it's three different buttons. there's a boss button, a regular button, and a star button. no matter what the button looks like i did press the star button. that's the devil button. you should always press the button if you if you have the chance. no, you press it and you check for the strip, and if it's white then you let go on a one. Search ↗
483.580 missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around. Search ↗
511.760 alright. and sorry if i missed anybody, feel free to say so if i have. telepathy for dummies? no. this is exciting. i'm excited. alright, so deal with the devil. i press that button and now there's another boss. yeah, and now you'll fight for a deal with the devil now. you'll fight for your life. you'll fight to survive. is that hulk hogan theme song or is this some like anime theme song? i was gonna go for muse but your way is fine too. Search ↗
605.720 how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run really? what are you talking about? that was my question! like you think, i mean i know. phd is amazing! how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run? alright, i got it. you're gonna pay uh freaking 15 cents for one hp upgrade. i got fucking puberty. or you could pay 15 cents and get like all stats upgrades over and over throughout the game. oh god. is this gabriel or uriel? i need to know. what is this question? is this a question designed to break the human mind? Search ↗
808.400 alright. now i have a baby. the best way i can describe this is, you know, missing no the actual pokemon? yeah. i have that and it's following me. it's like a box with boxes and static. okay, yeah, so this is an actual item and not just a terrible glitch. Search ↗
1329.640 hey, kinravid. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get the, um... i'm gonna go pour some coffee into this mug and i'll be back in a second. it's alright. i'll hold down the fort for you. i hate how dark this is. turn up your gamma. that's the way to trick tyrone and edmund. yeah? they can't tell. i'm just playing with the weird shuffle puck ghost right now. it's really cute. alright. oh shit, yeah that helps a lot. alright. i've got some money. i'm gonna do the devil deal here. Search ↗
1398.540 d10? thank you, trfessler for the subscription as well. d10. what's a d10 do? uh, rerolls enemies. oh yeah, i wouldn't have gotten that one probably. i miss the marshmallow. i'm gonna need that. screwball i guess i don't need. alright, let's continue on. it's actually called a do as well. ronnie? yeah, the ronnie james do. Search ↗
1793.580 alright nick, you know what? let's you and i do a lilith, steve. we'll wait for this. he's gotta be close, right? no? he's killing our momentum! alright. we're 36 minutes in here! what do you want a lilith? you wanna greed lilith or what? yeah, nah. just lilith hard mode. alright. where do you wanna go? anywhere? i don't know. what do you what does this mean? where do you wanna go? i'll go to the dark room. Search ↗
1935.380 yeah, i forgot some of the intrinsic parts of his character. death's chemist, thank you very much for the subscription. that's the defining characteristic of goldmember. it's like number one he loves gold, number two he's from holland, and number three he eats his own skin. yeah. i've never eaten my own skin the way he has. sounds pretty bad. yeah, it's alright. what's this? emergency contact. wait, he opened gates? to hell? holy fuck dude! Search ↗
1996.180 oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know? Search ↗
2150.440 that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d Search ↗
2495.500 we still love you though. oh man, that was a good time. good times. oh, good times. alright. really slow run, man. when do you get that cool devil deal? is that floor three? oh great, i didn't get one then. alright. Search ↗
2681.840 they used to give me blue hearts, now they gave me a card heart. it's not even a heart. yeah, they gave you a heart on. heh heh. i don't get it. alright. let's double my friends now. lilith is in yeah, double robobaby 2.0. in case you just wanted to like, lose all face in humanity. fuck off into a corner two times as fun. what's robobaby 2.0? 2.0? you leave it, uh, like you can direct it with your own Search ↗
3152.700 it's really good. so no pizza box, but you still thought you were gonna die? he didn't kill us, but he did look at me when he walked by. what are you ooh. well that's pretty close. alright, water flies are still exploding flies, so you don't want to touch those, okay? nope. and lwtf, that was me. it could be, i don't know. sweet talker, thank you very much for the subscription. if it was you, i apologize for like being afraid of you, but also you looked a little scary. Search ↗
3186.520 he wants to say sketchy. i was pretty... i was, yes. i was semi committed that we were gonna get killed in that moment. but you think that all the time, though. i, i, you know what? you're not wrong. i do think that on occasion. alright, i'm getting robobaby. it's time. let's do this. you have to, man. there's nothing else going for you. i know. fucking no health still. maybe he did kill you and you're actually in the vibe. aw shit, we got like a source code situation going on here. wait, can i grid this fucker out? i can. can we talk about what that means? Search ↗
3395.280 xrj3z1ap. that's your seed. you guys should do this run together now that you're on the same time. should we do adds at some point? because we're at the 7 mark? that's a good point. let me finish this mom fight one way or the other. alright. probably, yeah okay i've just finished it. i'm gonna take the polaroid because i'm scared shitless. we're just gonna die on this run anyway. and we'll come in here and i can't take any items because they're expensive. Search ↗
3421.380 now blow this up and there's no spirit hearts. alright, we're gonna run ads. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for watching and see you soon. see you soon. see you soon. what? are you okay? yeah, i'm fine. i don't know why i'm excited. like i do the same thing. i'll make like an oink sound and then it's just like... it does something weird to the back of your throat. Search ↗
3451.360 that one sounded a bit wrong actually. swallowed yesterday's lunch. oh, you were eating it with your nose. you're just snuffling it up like my cat. i'm gonna get some water. alright, good luck. thanks very much mrquaint11 for the $1.69. what is your favorite hot button political issue to discuss with nl and josh? also nl and from kansas city, go royals. i'm a big fan of discussing things like Search ↗
3755.820 you guys can probably start your own run i guess cause i got a black heart and might live a little longer. that's alright, i'm already in. i'm doing kane. you're also doing another wwf guy? i keep seeing tweets about wrestling. cause like, well first off jet for sale, thank you very much for the subscription. Search ↗
4499.120 taurus every single time i walk in which is pretty dope i gotta admit. is that stompy? no, that's uh, that's uh leo. that's a different thing. is that also stompy? merjot and us agent 88. thank you guys very much for the subscription. you're welcome. thank you. wasn't me. alright, rickrock. shaggy actually sang that one. well, shaggy wrapped that one for being fair here. Search ↗
4823.420 what happens with capricorn? it's just an all stabs. you call it capricorn? i guess we could now. yeah, that's a josh item. there you go, capricorn. but is it like the kappa face or is it like a cap and like corn? it looks like a weird squiggly n. it's capri michael l. fox were here, he'd go capricorn and i'll be alright. doesn't mean he said corn and all the other things. he says that on a regular basis though as you know. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

84.480 i... it's much more enjoyable now that they patched it. i find, though... i have not played greed mode since the patch actually. the patch happened like this morning, right? it's much harder to break now. yeah, the patch was like midnight or 1230 pst, so... yep. alright, this is my first game today then. with the patch. alright, why don't you give me a seed as well, because i don't want to unlock it and make youtube mad at me. oh, sure. whatever you want. so what i'm doing right now is... i have the little uh... the little horny guy, right? and i'm fighting him. the little horny guy? and he makes those bombs. Search ↗
161.620 and i want to say thank you to mayamfox for the 8 months in a row, arrowhoodcobra for the 3 months in a row, zeo077 for the 6 months, hitoshura0 for the 26 months, and 4 more viewers that resubscribed along the way. we had a proper little sub train happening while we were starting up there. alright, time to play the game. this freaking nick seed here gave me curse of the unknown. i could have any amount of hp right now. are you that man, really? never know. Search ↗
652.380 wife taffy was telling me there's a an x on the hush and i looked and it looks exactly like the one name x now you got to watch the trailer from all three die and then check out a minute and nine second alright. i'm kind of like you know you guys figure it out. i'll be here i'll be here accidentally going to the cathedral when i should be going to the dark room. i'm into it. i like it yeah, i like the idea of it, but i'm i'm also like that's cool. you guys figure it out. oh Search ↗
1165.000 oh yeah, i'm dead. alright, that was a fun run. i outlived the egg! it's true. it's true. alright. there's a chance i could be dead in about three more seconds though, so... alright. well, take your time, because i would like you to provide me with a seed when you're done. but if your run is going well, i will just create my own seed and then use it. i made it through that wave, so i'm now at a break point, which means you should probably go on. alright, i will make my own eve greed mode. Search ↗
1329.240 seconds or something. what if every 109 hours they released 40 new items into afterburn? forever. alright, well that sounds good for your careers. yeah at first they're like, whoa this is messed up the whole time gating thing, but then it just never stops. and then 60 years from now, edmund, you know, dies and well i guess that's it. but then they just keep coming. Search ↗
1386.660 i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking. Search ↗
1474.400 just, oh we're breaking, we're just gonna break this guys. we're just gonna oomph all over it and... alright. done. remember that time i thought you said clitoris? that's uh... i was nowhere near it! it was glitter boss! glitteris! something about the way that gl leaves your mouth. every time it's like a red herring for me. every time? uh, then if you guys get to actually say the word... that's right, yeah, i don't know. Search ↗
1666.940 rolling cats. collect the different cats by winning certain games. there could be different colors you could unlock. alright, hear me out. every game you pay $15 but you open three packs of cats and then you take turns going around the table and picking cats that work best for your deck. that sounds fun. a deck in rocket league? i'm making a joke about my latent magic the gathering online fiction. Search ↗
1822.340 uh, mom's box? pardon me? oh, that sounds a little vulgar. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. it's no. alright, let's try mom's box. what's in the box? what's in your box, mom? oh, it's a usable item. uh... i used it, it gave me a rock. alright. little trinklets? i'm gonna reroll that in a minute. little trinklets. i like that. i think there's something with putting like, uh, lits at the end of something that sounds really weird. Search ↗
1980.560 alright, what we're looking for is a shovel. we have the glitter bombs. we want the fetus okay? don't scatter bombs or or crickets or parasites so that our bombs split and we make more items why the shovel? the shovel so that when we get to the greed room we can shovel our way out after the machine breaks and fight them again and donate oh my lord so we need to infinitely cycle down there because you can we only been able to put in a few coins at a time so what is this? Search ↗
2008.500 i have a blue crown. crown of light, the untainted gain power. that thing. it looks sexy. i haven't had it though yet. i'm shooting diamonds of light. alright, you were totally right. run way better now that i do 100'd. every time, man. i have a ton of health now. and there's also glitches everywhere and i don't know why. alright, so crown of light instantly doubled my damage. yeah, i don't know if it's crazy. the devil deals like, effect that negatively or not. Search ↗
2082.520 what's pardon me? oh, you lose it if you get hit. weird. that's peculiar. mmm. alright. i'm not 100% for this anymore. thank you for the $5.69 a non emus. what's up, man? oh, you need full red hearts to make it work? that's like the exact opposite of what i want on this run. oh my gosh. this run just got juicy. open all the gold chests. Search ↗
2123.940 what is this? golden horseshoe? they're gonna say golden horseshit. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. that's weird. yes, the golden clitoris. that's the plot of charlie and the chocolate factory. it's the driving action. alright, diamond tears, still good. worth, i'll confirm, worth getting rid of whore of babylon for diamond tears if you can find him. what is this freaking axiom verge thing? Search ↗
2667.400 it's like when your dad makes a joke about twerking or something. you're like, alright. just last night i was saying i was gonna get it tattooed somewhere on my shoulder. and today i'm absolutely thinking i should continue with that idea. absolutely, what could possibly go wrong? i have to get a tattoo because i reached a crazy goal so i'm gonna be getting an isaac tattoo soon. you should get it on the head of your dick. yeah. i was gonna get famine riding up my shaft and pie dying my forehead tip. Search ↗
3221.460 of a dude and he's like, hey officer i got one question for you. what are those? and he like zooms in on his shoes. and this has become like really popular with like the 13 to 17 crowd. so i've been trying to incorporate it into a lot of my videos to kill it dead. alright cool. people are like super unhappy every time i say it and i think that just makes it a little better. what are those though? yeah exactly. and then if i can help it spread the twitch a little bit i think that's good as well. Search ↗
3468.360 yo, these breakfasts are driving me wild right now. what is this? oh, did you get chaos? yeah! i got a mug. there's a mug with like half full full of milk. is that a thing i should have? depends, are you lactose intolerant? no? alright, i will take that as a yes. some of my best friends are lactose intolerant. i've never actually seen that item, so i don't know. it's okay. i'll just throw it out there. Search ↗
3755.760 shall we return to 100 million turret soy milk run now? alright, you're doing your... you know what? i'll join you. i'll do a lilith green mode run. that's pretty good. i'm not unlocking stuff anyway, so why not? you might like it though. i don't think i need a seed for this one, because i've already finished green mode as lilith. if you want to do my silly one, you can do that. nah, i'll start my own so i'm not like just on you but behind. yeah, that's fine. what is a teleporter 2.0? i teleport. Search ↗
4369.840 crotch666, thank you for the subscription as well. alright, we're d4ing it i guess. oh fuck, why not? take missingno as lilith. i hope this is worth doing. we took missingno so it was a guaranteed win. i took d4 so it was a guaranteed win. i got a holy light, but i'll spare you my aaron neville impression. Search ↗
4742.360 i had a lost run that went up on youtube the other day. people were torn about whether or not they should be mad at me or happy. because i had like a really good lost run and then i got a one dice room on the depths. and i was like, who would ever do that? and then i did it. and i got like dr. fetus my reflection and just killed myself instantly. alright, well, you know. i can understand your frustrations. Search ↗
4849.580 let's go kill greed like 250 more times, guys. never stop d4. alright, here we go. oh look, i have mom's knife now. that's normally good. i kinda don't even like it anymore. it's normally good but i have it on incubus. i mean, it isn't combo as cool as like the tiers combo with each other. it combos decently, but... oh shit, i think they modified it. i can't shoot my knife. as lilith, it's pretty... you can't shoot it! Search ↗
5050.880 i don't like it. alright. i don't like anything that i have to take damage to use unless it's giving me charges or something. that seems fair to me. i think buying pay to play makes sense. well, take that back. actually, i like the efame item because you can make black cards from it and it's procced by hurting yourself, so i don't know. Search ↗
5148.240 yeah. is that a hint? track one on the b 52 self tited album. self tited, in case you're curious what i said there. we're trying to be like sherlock holmes over here right now guys. watson? alright. british accent. i would maybe stick with the aaron neville for now, but you know. there's room to grow on that one. what you need next is aaron neville as sherlock holmes. ah, there we go. Search ↗
5625.860 then you gotta bomb your way through and get to the black market man. anything can happen over there. i have a lot of tear effects and i love every second of it. i think i'm gonna roll with this from now on. i don't think i'm de 4ing anymore. alright, that's acceptable. nine lives, huh? also it did get rid of the diagonal. really? yeah, because i got tiny planet so i guess it overrides it. unexpected. i got fruitcake. i guess that makes tear effects go crazy. yes, that is correct. Search ↗
6076.680 alright, that was my first time cheesing that and it was pretty sweet. thank you for teaching me that trick. i've actually never done it, so... 281? you guys don't even know what it was at, do you? you're just all typing random numbers. whoa! 281 is 109 times 9! no way. 238, that sounds not right. pretty sure that is not right. that seems pretty viable, actually. Search ↗
6123.900 alright, i will spin to win. and as long as it's at the loss we'll do it. i'm gonna be donating for a sec after this too i guess so. you and i can start at the same time i'm sure. the blue baby? i don't... oh no. you mean to roll again? yes please. i don't particularly want to farm money on the blue baby. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

51.080 alright, what can i say? maybe we could do like hard mode, we did three hours of green mode yesterday. well, i mean i want to unlock things, but let's try something then that i can still do about isaac on hard mode. there's a thing. isaac? you have stuff to do, isaac on hard mode? i haven't done hush yet. that's fair. i mean, i don't want to unlock anything, so this is perfect by me. provide me with a seed at your endeavor, at your leisure. kets, k e t s, for show. Search ↗
215.900 lot of dice in this game now. most of them i just don't know how they work. d7, d10, cracked dice, d20, d100. uh, there's more than that right? d7. did i say that? no i guess not. i don't know. i don't know if i heard d4 either but i know you know it exists. d12 right? that's the rock one. d12 is um, yeah d12 is really interesting in that it's i think hot garbage. but all you need that is interesting! it is like a, it's a pretty hot garbage situation. alright. Search ↗
343.440 no question there at all. i am, uh, i will not do this, but i wish you luck on your endeavor. bear thinks he can beat me, he can't. are you gonna race? no, i'm just gonna beat him though. so you guys are just gonna have like a casual bike ride through the whole map? yeah. alright. i can't pretend that, uh, Search ↗
588.420 do you know if you specced it out how long is no. this could take all night. it could take longer than that. i mean... oh, then we'll cross that bridge when we come to it on our bicycle. i'm okay with it. alright, man. you know? i can tell you're into this idea. yeah, you are too. i mean since you decided to officiate the whole thing. i'm definitely not gonna be a part of that. Search ↗
615.120 like, right after this i'm gonna record some races and then, you know, probably like a quick dinner, then kayden i'll stream for a while and then i'll go to bed. but i hope that, you know, i hope that whatever it is you're looking for you find it on your journey through the, you know, santa barbara county. i just like to implicate you in things you don't want to do. that's alright, i've learned to say no as a result of this and i've gotten more comfortable with that idea. Search ↗
944.220 i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken! Search ↗
1133.700 you got stuff like grandma's boy out there. right, yeah. that was the last piece of weed related media. it came out in 2005. man, is it really that old? that's so old. yes! yes, it is. it's remarkable how enduring it's been, though. i agree with that. just incredible. charm of the batman. alright, sure. whatever. charm of the batman. is that a new item or is it charm of the vampire? yeah, it's the bat. charm of the bat. almost answers the question. Search ↗
1304.920 don't remember he said i do have triple shot tractor beam which causes you to have triple shot but all in like a row directly in front of you, which is pretty sweet. it synergizes with nails to really and pretty sweet the nail. yeah, it doesn't just turn into one nail you keep all of them in like a little burst fire configuration hmm also fighting dirty with no back area of this room is very odd no reroll alright krampus, yeah Search ↗
1670.880 i don't know, cobalt was saying maw of the void. maw of the void, you wait for the enemies to spawn and then something something. yeah it makes a big circle doesn't it and then it pulls everything into the circle and eats it. is that what it does? i think so. alright well let's see, chad help me out man. you tell me what it does. and also meet me at grub's tavern. maw of the void is great. i believe this. top impa butterfree two months in a row. Search ↗
1864.940 dry baby is the best he's the enemy of that fight i could completely understand that you can use him as a wall in every direction if you're fast enough although it crosses up sometimes which makes it kind of ridiculous doesn't think it is david beckham or something yeah exactly okay, fuck this tower curse. this is awful. yeah it's just filling my screen full of bombs all the time, and i can't deal with it alright so i'm never taking that again Search ↗
2064.500 yo, i've already shown you that i recognize when i let go of it after three seconds it starts to work. i'm just waiting for minions to spawn so i can actually maybe get some black hearts out of it. alright. guppy, please be oh. certainly spawning like a lot of pennies. i have been hit again. take these six, walk in, take battery, die, reroll your items. you're actually that is a genius move. i hadn't considered that. Search ↗
2169.640 and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that. Search ↗
2513.200 alright. what bishnab said was proved false. it's the damage throughout the whole fight, the more damage you do at any time, the more defense he has. lowering your damage lowers his armor, letting you get in more damage before his armor goes back up. yeah, i think i need someone smarter than myself to suss out the min maxi kind of way of dealing with the armor mechanic and then Search ↗
3643.660 what? that'll be taken out of context. yeah, no, how could it possibly? i mean not having to deal with this crosshair thing is what i meant. mmm, i see. i wish i could be in control of my shots myself. yeah, i wish i could shoot myself. okay. alright. i see where you're coming from on this. man, this run is like real not good right now. Search ↗
3948.280 alright run is still alive. oh shit should be an actual unlock for me if we could do this abel oh it's a great item one of the best. i'm surprised. they didn't give him a little bit of a buff point three extra damage would be fine probably deserves above but you are not as able as though it's the forgotten son so they had to forget him yeah, oh he's confused and shooting in the wrong direction greatest day of my life Search ↗
4136.020 wish i didn't it's alright. it's alright happens. you already helped me cheat a little bit so um yeah i don't know why i thought i'd be able to see the items in the shop when i couldn't see the other items but uh one of them is the compass ooh soul hearts and goat head he's cool. oh weird on sues that doesn't help at all. what's this right now? okay, shooting fingernails. that's all right. i like fingernails. yeah, i think it's an okay item oh Search ↗
4219.640 i was trying to think if death's touch and nail shock could somehow synergize together what would it do and i guess it would make the nails spin which could be cool. yeah, why not right? and then i mean you might as well turn them into spinning bananas somehow. i don't know how we'll do it but we'll find an item that fits. the flies that the hush makes are pretty tanky actually. they're so tanky! yeah. but they make cool symbols so i kind of like them anyway. alright, galactic babies pretty good. Search ↗
4298.580 that's a lot of shots. alright, i've been hit two more times. oh, my vampire's saving me though. i got hit like ten times on the start of that room. that's no good at all. i also have pyros, so that's helping out too a little bit. i guess we could like fight megasade. did you get a second key piece or dad's key? yeah, somehow. i don't remember doing it, but apparently it happened. oh, that would be so good if i could get both of those done. you best not re roll. look, i'm gonna level with you. i'm gonna be re ruling. Search ↗
4335.960 alright, i need to use a bomb, heal myself a little. wait, that didn't... i thought i had pyro oh, i re rolled my pyro! shit. thank you for these donations, i am seeing them and i will read them out as soon as possible. oh, the dodging is happening. oh no, it's isaac's heart! d4's worst enemy! oh god! don't be mad at the bloops, it's just viral marketing for call of duty bloops 3 comes out today. duty freezes the ground? i didn't know it did a friction effect. pardon me? Search ↗
4382.180 the lasers you shoot, they actually leave a friction effect on the ground, makes you slippery. oh yeah. that's annoying. i don't support it. i'm probably gonna live. get your little turd nuggets out of here. whew. got him. oh no! this is the first time i've beat it since the patch so i don't get to go on with my run! fuck. that's alright. i'm basically done. that's so depressing. alright, i guess i'll donate my other ten cents. um... it almost looks like i really do. Search ↗
4562.140 so what the hell happens in that ending? yeah, you know? he wakes up in the chest outside and then he opens it and then there's like a dark spirit behind him. yeah man, he's in like, he's in purgatory or something. i smell another secret! you mean kill ncr! that's, i get it. this is a fallout new vegas reference. that's all the endings. the sign always, the sign always looks like it says kill nick but it says kill ncr. alright, there you go. Search ↗
4604.820 we have beaten megasaden and hush. it was... strange. dang, i wonder if i would have made it. i'll never know. all it took was the most incredible reroll of all time. you're doing okay? cool! i guess we should run some ads and then play some tower climb. alright, sounds good to me. see you shortly! Search ↗
4648.180 alright, i'm just gonna shout out some donations here. we've got a few of those. thank you to spacewalesonice for the $5. it says, get a tandem bike mod for you and bear. it'll be so romantic heart. if there was such a thing that would actually be so hilarious that i would want to actually do it for real. yeah, nick is really gonna read the donations during the ads again. i'm sorry. furiouscinnabon for the $5. hey nick, just wondering if ryan has commented... that i don't know about. Search ↗
4996.800 alright, it's like letterbox and pillar box for me right now, so i need yeah it's gonna be fine when you start the game the pillar boxes or the letterbox you're gonna go away i'd like i want to start the game zed shift control Search ↗
5129.020 here we go, let's climb. i didn't set the alright, well i don't wanna do the tutorial, dad! yeah, you have to though. good. okay, i'm gonna set up my controls. okay. oh, come on! come on! power climb down well? when do we make up our minds? are we going up or are we going down? i'd actually love to see a cameo from one and the other. why can't how do i actually go into the settings? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

105.720 i'm pretty good. cained, yes. can we do question mark, blue baby? you wanna be sure? blue baby. alright. yeah, but... and yeah, yeah, let's do that. okay. how do you wanna do that? because i went to the underworld, and so i'm gonna get the seed. okay. but you gotta go to the chest, you gotta beat the chest. alright, we'll go to the chest. my seed is 2p. Search ↗
701.320 you threatened that your girlfriend's a better isaac player than you? she's probably a better isaac player than i am. aw, i died! i got poofed on. aw, sorry, gosh. i just gotta restart. do i restart on that same seed? i mean, you can... no, i didn't. you should probably not do that seed if you want to unlock stuff, but... okay. oh yeah, that's right. consistency's sake, nick and i can stick this one out, i think. alright, new seed. m0cql1aj. superpride, hook me up, man. Search ↗
1381.520 but hey you ever see one of those you know inflatable cat inflatable catamarans and then you know rob like google's inflatable catamarans, and then it shows up in your skype ads. that makes sense to me. i want an inflatable katamari. that's way more sensible than some dude at microsoft hq listening in on the conversation being like alright put the inflatable catamaran in. what do they need a dude anymore? they freaking got siri for that. i don't buy it. actually, it's cortana. yeah, it's cortana. you know. Search ↗
2703.600 the three dice room rerolls all consumables on the ground on the floor. i'm just gonna do it, fuck it. how about you josh? what did you do this weekend? i don't remember. alright, that's usually a good sign. most of the time. what did i do? i did something. i went to dave and buster's, that's pretty okay. i think that's pretty cool, i've never been. yeah, i think you'd like it. it's a lot better than... boston pizza? yeah. Search ↗
2910.820 it's a self sustaining economy. that was a self sustaining economy. just get everything for free on sale. that's kind of how it worked out for paddy's pub as well. yeah. alright, i'm dead. i'm still trucking along, but i'm skeptical about this whole mega satan promise i made. switch chat says like, yeah, that's pretty cool. that means i think i did a good thing. i've never seen that before, so you got that. i got that. rewind to back. rewind line, got the... Search ↗
3260.260 i don't know it just appears that when i oh probably marked is causing it to just yeah mark a curry or something doctor's remote has basically just become like epic fetus on demand alright, so we can like definitely probably that sounds good bill yeah, that's like. it's amazing. i think you made it sound really bad a second ago now. it's okay no now. it's like yeah, this is like exquisite now exquisite. yeah, great doing that whole Search ↗
3402.600 well, finally someone's advertising for south park. maybe the show can finally get off the ground. which one's the deps? do i still have it? like, i'm on deps 2? yeah, you're gonna find mom. is that momland? it's momland. alright. so should i just donate, like, all my money? i mean, that's up to you. is that a normal thing? is that what people do? in this economy? i'm gonna do it. you can't stop me. piece of shit. thank you macros86 for the 27 months in a row! Search ↗
3576.680 my hopes are always up. no, no, i'm dead. oh, now you're dead? that run's over. fuck that, man. and i just quit to the next game? i would love to! alright. jeez. i thought there was gonna be a but after that statement, there just wasn't. no, yeah, like i'm not starting a new run. that one is... i would love to... well, it's like, it's time to start a new run. we've never had a... it's been a long time since ryan was stumped by isaac for the whole hour. Search ↗
3610.120 to start a new run. this is uh, do you wanna just like uh, you could just go to duck game. yeah, i gotta, let me just quit out of this. alright sweet, i'm gonna go get some water, we're gonna play some duck games. oh you know what, i have this whole fucking cup of coffee and i just haven't been sippin' on it. see ya in three minutes. mmm, see ya in three minutes. i love how nl miraculously died in time for the right section. and then you give me a winky face? Search ↗
3997.520 are you online? oh, i'm not online. oh man. because bethesda was like, if you go online while you're playing fallout 4, we're gonna fucking kill you. but you can stream it. yeah, you can stream it, but don't go online. don't let your friends list know though. alright, i am now online. there he is. who else is here? brack the man, you get an invite. Search ↗
4375.540 i don't know what we're gonna do here, cause uh... i can't i can't get up there like literally. oh yeah, i guess i got the only jetpack, huh? alright. this will make this easier on you. what the fuck? that gun might have been out of ammo anyway. get out of here! this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. i should just go for this. i'm better off with the net, really. oh! no, he got me! Search ↗
4483.980 i was willing to go the distance there. yeah, no. it's a little tough over here with no guns, huh? alright. what is your opinion of mudvayne? i liked them quite a bit until their third album and then i started to like them less. because i like the beatles. wait, who'd you like? the beatles? mudvayne. i liked the mudvayne until the beatles' third album came out. Search ↗
4793.680 ryan, that was a good banana gun. thank you. i think i'm probably not. i'm also thinking probably not. i'm doing it. josh is doing it though. my... my idea... i'm gonna get fallout and then download it. yeah. and then my character is gonna be ryan. yeah? oh yeah, me too actually. my character is like, it's just a bald lady who's really muscular. alright, maybe i'll just do fox then. actually if i was just gonna do fox i would just play fucking prison architect all day. yeah, right? yeah. Search ↗
5271.520 you got me all figured out, huh? maybe you do, maybe you don't. sounds like you do. oh! so long, shoshana. you should have flown down to the... i should have? with my space cape. yeah. damn. alright, drag wings. Search ↗
5371.960 oh fuck off everybody. fuck that. go get him, jack. oh shit dog! you're gonna get launched as you bejesus him back. alright, here it is. where is it? that was the idiots. just kidding, there's only one of his and it's ryan. woah, that's cold man. ice cold. oh fuck! he's got a cobalt shotgun! wow. wow. hehehehe. Search ↗
5686.940 kalinator! thank you very much for the subscription. okay, this is pretty delicious. thank you. you got that dank endo? oh yeah, they're like edamame chips or something. edamame. fried edamame? it's delicious. i've never had fried edamame. alright. probably wasn't worth it. i liked it a lot. yeah, it was so good. alright, drak. i'm gonna give you your window, okay? you ready? when those grenades come out, you're about to screw yourself. Search ↗
7015.580 i hate like rocket league sometimes because like if you ever touch the mouse it's all like you want to play with mouse forever right? i'm like no. yeah you're like come on man it's 2015. are you joining my group or? i did didn't i? i was just waiting for ads. yeah you did. just waiting for ads to finish. okay. bear's clearly not. there's no need to defend yourself she says. alright that's fair. cait you gotta get on rumbler? i would i would pay you to see that. alright let's do this i'm ready. Search ↗
7117.780 feels like we're kicking a beach ball around which is kind of awesome actually. yeah, have you seen my beach ball? what is that? don't worry about it. you wanna see my beach ball? i don't remember that song. remember. alright, it's gonna take a little while to reacquaint ourselves with uh... moon gravity. it'll take the whole five minutes for us to get acquainted and then it'll immediately change to something totally different. no, it's gonna go in! it may go in right now. ah, i missed it! that would have been... aw. Search ↗
7157.040 just gonna float down gently. yeah, i'm gonna be in the air for a bit. and now go back to 720p. that's actually probably a good idea. in 1080 it's probably, the bit rate's a little too low. alright, you guys handle this for a sec. i'll be right back. alright. good luck. don't let us get scored on. do you want to see my beach bowl? alright, i'm back. senor sassy bottom. i expect to see some high flying goals here. there's gonna be no flying goals. Search ↗
7407.140 witness from the moon oh oh oh why would you hit it that way cash cab? well look at this? it's falling right in front of the net no it isn't at all have you met the moon? have you met the net of anything? no, i can't believe they're gonna go what wow? it's alright life goes on tetsuo antenna Search ↗
7484.980 there's actually a said pinball like on the screen. i just clicked use ball though so you can suck it. i can't read. also we don't get regenerating turbo which sucks a little. i got used to that. feels more like an actual soccer ball now. yeah, that is correct. wow! that's what that guy said too. ball went really high in the air. he almost saved the... or scored a goal on his own net. alright everyone cool it a little. you get some real velocity on this. Search ↗
7691.380 what are you going with that, shoshana? i kind of figure like that's the new way to score. just hit it as hard as you fucking can. just ram someone, i'm sorry. it's alright. look at the setup you created there. oh! dude, you can get some velocity on this ball. i'm expecting some beautiful strikes. beautiful. like that james blunt song. yeah. my life is soccer. my car's well oiled. we had an advantage, but now it's soiled. Search ↗
8045.100 come on guys, we can do this. look at the ditto's shaking their jelly jigglers. nice job, nice job, keep it going. alright, you got it. oh, that was a nice save. have they lost every match against these bots? there's just one bot, and yes. it's not even a bot anymore. luke's not a bot, he's a mod. get away from me! i'm deking! doing some stick handling. oh, there we go. oh, there we go. they're punishing that cube. Search ↗
8142.280 i was the greatest goal of all time! it's the elucidator, he's the greatest mod of all time. he's up there, you know? in like an eight way tie. i'll punish your cube, nick. really? whoa! that was amazing! that was incredible! they were punishing my cube. look at this goal, it bounced around. he's like floating around. he scored it with his ass by accident. it's beautiful. he has blasted it. alright, we can still do this. yeah, dude. probably. you gotta smash the ball in the corner. Search ↗
8324.740 but ultimately, a huge glow in the dark dildo would be the best of all worlds. that would be amazing. that would be the best. that would definitely be... a big flopper. you throw it across the room and everybody's surprised. did you just call it big flopper? of course i did. you guys are already closer than you think to accomplishing your dream. are you calling us big floppers? i'm calling you big fucking floppers. square ball is the worst, man. alright. i agree. let's do beach ball again and have it float. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

2690.160 ah, yes. we'll be keeping that guys. alright, i have breakfasted myself. confirmed. right now i have homing tears, halo of flies and the polaroid. yes! woah, i'm making chicken feet when i shoot. those are my items now. i think we'll be keeping this. tyrone! you lied to us! i'm breakfasted! guys... wait, you hit breakfast or...? Search ↗
2875.120 looking good boys. sticky ludo is not amazing. you can't even like tear fuck them like it just yeah their face if there's more than one enemy, you're just like alright. i'll wait for this to explode i guess you need to go to the second secret room before you teleport alright, do i need to beat the boss before i teleport to? alright same items. well, that was a win. do you know that toxic bombs heal poop enemies? i did not know not know that. oh, yeah. oh Search ↗
3466.760 hacker shore is goddamn delicious. i don't drink, but i'll make satisfied noises anyway. mmm, yes. i'm not gonna do a speedrun, cobalt's gonna be done in 11 seconds. i am done. he's done already, alright, we're gonna run some ads. you missed my speedrun. you're gonna run some, or we're gonna run some ads, then we'll be back in three minutes to play some duck game. see you soon. yo chat, remind me to go back and finish this run later, because it's really good. Search ↗
4034.220 how do you get this cool stuff? oh! you shoot it open with the rocket launcher. and then you get the jet pack to fly up. take a shot and see what happens. there's another one. i'm gonna shoot it out of the air. did you do that? okay, i want you to do that. alright, let's try this again. i love that you've made a new game out of this. i wanna know if it's possible. Search ↗
4060.740 i want to know what love is. me too. oh! gangster! oh, he filed bankruptcy after paying five million dollars in court fines. that's like a different story altogether. way more sense, yeah. oh, god damn it! no! alright, i'm free. i wanted to keep you alive. weapon? ah, okay. damn it. oh, i got a sword! Search ↗
4289.440 oh, alright. that's fine. that's fine. alright, sometimes you panic. sometimes you panic. ah, this is my favorite. i made this today. what is happening? check it out. alright, wait, wait, wait. oh my god, i wanted to explain it. it's okay. you found your own thing to do actually. so if you try and risk it to grab one of the boxes which can also kill you, you can stack it to try and get to the chaingun. oh. wait, i'm gonna do it. Search ↗
4317.900 alright, i'm just gonna throw a bunch of... ah, you dicks! see, that's the fun! that's the fun of it. oh god! oh shit! whoop! gonna make it! i'm concept, thanks for the resub. yep. oh, i deserve that. that map is pretty cool. yes! thanks, man! i had armor, bro! that is so razaki. Search ↗
4464.460 i feel like i have a cap gun. pretty weird. wow, that radius! oh crap! what are you trying to do?! no! he zaned his soda. thanks for the resub as well. oh! damn it, i thought i could jump over that. alright. oh wow, the destruction. i should have died back better. i don't think so. Search ↗
4593.600 oh, no! oh, fuck. we're all boned. oh, there's trombones! no, no, no, not me! i'm your friend! alright, yep, box, trombone. oh! i got a machine gun. no! that evolved very quickly. shit! never grab something quick enough that's any decent. i feel like i should hate that level, but i don't. sorry, what? i think you might have. did i get it? nope. one shy. god damn. Search ↗
4716.440 oh, that's scary! very brave! this is some dangerous shit that you're rocking right now. singed the toenails. okay, okay, alright, alright, alright. oh, that's a great idea for a level. i'm gonna make a shitload of springs with guns bouncing on them. oh, shots to the sky, son! alright, that was awesome. i'm actually pretty proud of that for once. Search ↗
4746.440 no! rob, i tried to catch you and bring you back! whoa! i lost feathers from that! you're never gonna get those back, you know. no! shouldn't have gone in the middle. oh, i got him! can't get out though, can't get out! alright, alright, alright. work cool. work cool. Search ↗
4813.180 you wanna get that exploding barrel kill, i know it. how come duck game isn't an esl? what the fuck?! alright, that was some like last samurai shit right there. oh, there's another new one. okay... what is this? is this the rock throw map? yep! this is like only rocks? only rocks. alright, this might take a while. Search ↗
4900.560 i don't think they were loose, i think they just like to dance in freaking private clubs, rob. hey, you probably have to be pretty loose to dance, you don't want to be all stiff, do you? alright, that's fair. kate, you wanna be my hero? you wanna be my hero, baby! baby! wow! give me some sparkly hi! she dodged that. what?! my maps are not on the workshop yet, but i will upload them when i get a pack of ten. i'm pretty close, i think i got seven now. i got a pack of ten at you. Search ↗
4931.940 oh no, oh no, oh no! oh, thank god! okay, alright. no! not that left key! even if i get you, i can't get over there. delicious. watch out, she might come back with garbage water. she wouldn't dare. i'm gonna go into the senator ring, and i'm just gonna eat trash! Search ↗
4981.640 oh my god. i've been thinking we might need to have an intervention soon. i rocked myself. i rocked myself all night long. oh my god. i think he's shining star. you know what? i don't remember what the score was. i have it. i think i was one away. i believe so. i was, i don't know, i got a bunch. oh, my, goobot might get you into overtime. alright. i might have hit four if i'm not sure. Search ↗
5007.860 i only got the one drop. yeah, when they say come on feel the noise girls roll fuck me alright congrats. i'm feel the noise girls rock your boys. what do they mean by rock your boys? i believe that means to have sexual ever time was richard still streaming. holy shit this is not normally his time. it's crazy. thank you guys for the raid. oh Search ↗
5250.100 alright, don't do that. i didn't really think about what that means. how did i die there? how did you die? i got a flower! oh wow! kill you! that's like pulp fiction shit. alright, i got a rusty trombone for you, friends. oh no, what?! duck! duck! that was actually amazing. yeah, that has no ammo in it, buddy. those shoes, man! Search ↗
5308.200 alright, this is the let's see what you get a jetpack alright. see you later. oh my god dude this level design is like the background is really dark and foreboding. yes looks like freaking hell from super meat boy what are you gonna do about it? oh? wow wow i've been mad honestly oh Search ↗
5562.400 you gotta blow open the side to get to the jetpack. where's the ladder? umm... i win? one of us took us out. i'll take it. it's alright. new strats will be learned. no! ahh! come back! i timed it just like a split second too shittily. oh god, i got that flare off, dammit. ohhh! fuck! get out! motherfucker! oh! got it! Search ↗
5664.400 back to form. whoa! okay. what a disaster. alright, somebody's getting tombstoned right now. oh, don't do it. don't do me! oh no! oh no! don't do me! oh, you you're gonna slip and you're gonna get tombstoned. there it is! oh! oh no! i slipped! bananas! no! where'd that come from? out of the center question mark block. uh uh. Search ↗
5837.260 tube stone grappling hook, it's the dream! i'm gonna get a tube stone. oh! ow! i've killed so many people at the same time this round. are you kidding me? i slayed you! like the dragon you are! tossed it over the edge. wow! tis just butt japes. you should definitely construct me with the ak. alright. that's the game we're playing. Search ↗
5902.980 what happened? oh shit! i thought it was from behind. don't worry, i traded deaths like five rounds in a row. that was the best death. i have so many tears in my eyes. alright. oh shit! rob pie notice me! tis but japes. no! what a scrap! i know, you see that interception? that was impressive. that was ed reed right there. Search ↗
5976.700 that's just cold blooded. yeah, it really is. hmm... i feel like i'm in the back. alright, i'm fine. oh, no, no, i'm dead. oh, he missed! well... i lived. well... i don't know which direction you are, nick. ah, you're so lucky. oh, dammit. what is this? oh, it's a helmet. ahh! it worked! oh no! dammit! i hate these levels. oh man. Search ↗
6049.780 alright, i'm gonna play for nick now. it's alright! you got me. oh, wow! i didn't know he had a thunderbust in there. i got a thunderstick. i got a thunderstick. i love that nobody wanted to commit to the grenade launcher. can you blame us though? oh, nice shot! i was not looking below me. Search ↗
6085.420 i was looking to below you. i'm not really alright that was a perfect throw. oh that was a great throw! it's like a dark souls enemy. like four duck corpses rolled into one. Search ↗

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660.440 did you get all this good stuff here? because i am two thirds guppy, i've got like flying, i've got huge shots. no, i think you uh... you superseded my run by getting that deal with the devil on the second floor. oh, alright. i did not get the deal with devil on the second floor. but as a result, i got the deal with devil on the third floor which gave me brimstone, so... right. it's a tough call, you know? either one could be the right selection here. well, i'm gonna be taking brimstone if i get it as well, so we'll see. right. two thirds guppy is pretty sweet. Search ↗
1486.660 blue bomber i think is one of the easier ones out there. of course anything can happen. well yeah you get some bad seeds and all of a sudden something that's easy ends up real annoying. speed is fucked though. alright i'm sitting at 24 minutes on the woomex, sorry not the woomex, the deps xl. mom fight coming up, i think i can do this. Search ↗
1777.700 alright, that's like. that's a great change. that's killing two birds with one stone golden chest pool is larger and also an item that never showed up shows up more frequently now i've even seen black liver and our plaque liver black lotus and raw liver several times so yeah, it's looking good am i guaranteed a battery in the hush shop. do you know probably not guaranteed right? uh i think it's just the same odds as any other shop so they really want to use a chaos card on mom's heart but i think it shouldn't Search ↗
1972.400 and all forthcoming bosses will suffer my wrath. bumbo? okay, i'll try and give bumbo all the coins from now on, i promise. is this a new meme? have i discovered the bumbo meme? i think you've discovered the bumbo meme. okay. are you undiscovered the bumbo? you discovered a new meme starring bumbo. oh, is this the guy that turns into like a super beggar or something? i believe so, yes. alright, that makes sense why they want me to give him coins so bad. umm... Search ↗
2237.720 i don't think so. it only affects your range and rate of fire. yeah, and i can't kill my range with this. chat, you can weigh in and then i'll listen. i don't even know why i'd bother. everything's dying in one hit anyway. you should take number one. yeah? why not? i dunno, just some kind of latent fear about losing damage in my mind. oh, it made my laser yellow. that's cool. alright, down to the next floor. bombo, take that coin. good man. bombo is pepperoni. thank you very much for the subscription. Search ↗
2707.820 alright, so little by little one day at a time we'll get all these hushes done and then we'll work our way onto the other stuff i guess and on inch by inch row by row gonna make that garden grow if i could hook up my loss with a freaking holy mantle i think we'll be done in like i could be done in a couple days if i really tried yeah, that's probably true finding all the rest of this stuff could be a bit what happened to those afterbirth keys tyrone gave to you i Search ↗
2826.260 always. um, is there a nose and trinket in here, right? yeah, okay. alright, let's fight. bumbo, you keep giving me hp upgrades on the cheap. you can have your coins here. this run's pretty good. oh, and i started a run after having won that last run and did not have eden's blessing give me a free item, so, you know, if we were wondering about that, you don't have to wonder anymore. well, yours wasn't seeded anyway, right? yeah. so your eden's blessing should be gone regardless. yep. Search ↗
2900.860 we'll get a battery baby, okay? acceptable. free roll for bumbo. that's where i'll stop my lost runs is at bumbo. feed bumbo, just hang out over top of the rocks. take you away for thin ninja for 13 months in a row. rock yahas and chat please. bumbo, you alright buddy? looking a little ill. he's kinda like... he's not doing too much. alright. Search ↗
3139.960 damn. you died. freaking monster landed on my head. i can tell. i was too worried about a small rock coming out of something. the telltale sound of you putting your controller down on your desk. i didn't even, i just touched the edge of it to the desk. guys, i can't make bumbo come back, i'm sorry. only on ryans does bumbo stay around past the end of his run. i'm telling you, the new secret is you get diplopia, and then eden's blessing, and eden's blessing doubles, and then you use that for your lost runs. alright, now that actually makes me curious though. Search ↗
3327.300 i was a little surprised you said it, because that one got my flag up a little too. is it? it's a rudeness? you know, it's like calling somebody a wolf. i don't know, what does that mean, calling somebody a wolf? they like women in a way that's maybe a little bit more than is average. that's mean. alright, brimstone. oh, brimstone monstro's long works. Search ↗
3357.080 ah, that's th that's real. i'm glad other people in chat are joining me and saying what the fuck is a wolf. it's like a 1950s term. it just it's like a pervert? yeah. it was calling somebody a pervert that's not that bad. you know, somebody like catcalls and does gross things. that's a wolf? awooooo like like that. yeah, like what they always used to draw in the cartoons back in the day. alright. i'm not following i'm sorry you don't follow me, but some people might. Search ↗
3613.400 bomb o. yeah. oh right, that's the next thing i've got to worry about is how i'm gonna get freaking 999 coins in that thing. that's gonna take a bit. now i am ready when you are. alright. i am... done. ooh, book of shadows. sweet, we're gonna be glad to play some speedrunners. don't go anywhere! see you soon. i can't see myself mounting this, nick. you know i'm gonna have to quote that. you do what you gotta do. you cannot diplopia diplopia. i just checked. damn. well, thank you for looking into it, stuart. Search ↗
3751.620 don't be scared. it's okay. if you've done other people's yards, what's wrong with doing your own? well i mostly just don't want to be outside for too long because there's a chance somebody in my neighborhood might try to talk to me. oh, i know that feeling. yeah, fair enough. alright, now just stay inside. the leaves will just disintegrate. yeah, i'm hoping that's what'll work out. it will, i guarantee. it's good for the grass, yeah. it's fine. it's good for the grass, good for the gander. good. alright, well i get to get rid of that problem now, i guess. Search ↗
3778.140 what are we doing? we're gonna play speedrunners. i'm gonna try and make a room in that but that's always a little bit iffy. okay. this is play. i'm gonna go custom. alright, i'm gonna get a couple of yogurt. are you drinking a go gurt over there? i'm having a fusion. a go gurt fusion. mm hmm. is that the proper way to ingest a go gurt is to drink it? is that what it is? well, what else are you gonna do with a go gurt? Search ↗
3892.260 alright, i have beaten the tutorial. do i have to beat the tutorial? no, i think i'm good. what the cat, stop licking my hand! i'm trying to change the scene! that's not the scene, that's my ad that i did for my shirt! i bet it's tomo licking your hand. it's ryuka, he's fucking mad. stop licking my hand. why is he so mad? i don't know. he's a cat. you think i can speak to him? i can't speak to him. maybe you can. man, the computer sucks balls with this. yeah, they're like really bad. Search ↗
3955.100 now that's a plan. i'm super online. i'm as online as i can get. are you in a room? yeah, i can join. whoa! this is weird. okay. lady grimm. thank you very much for the subscription. whoa. alright. what's going on? it still doesn't show anyone else in the lobby, so... yes, i'm in a game with vash. oh. okay. Search ↗
4016.880 alright. some speedrunners for ya. what is happening? i love the idea of like an error message that just pops up with absolute gibberish. warning! there's your contact! i tried to invite rob and it crashed. so give me a second here. holy shit. thank you charmingcobra97 for your subscription! yeah i know he's been licking my arm non stop, he's a freaking weirdo. Search ↗
4047.160 robcasting index. alright, here we go. play. maybe if we figure this out, it's the best thing we've ever had happen to us. custom match. a... this can okay. invite friends. no invi okay, here we go. send invite. send invite. does it ask you who you're inviting? cause for me it just oh. alright, i'm in a lobby, but yet again there oh! i think we're in! hey! Search ↗
4073.940 why did that work differently for you? i don't know man. hooray! i also have more speedrunners available to me in your lobby for some reason. he's like, he's resting on top of my arm like he's a freaking gauntlet or something. aww. that's so cute! and then you just punch people and then their limbs break. i'll consider it. alright. alright cat, i need my arm back. i don't know if i like the new moving sounds. Search ↗
4356.260 good stripes. you know, cud from final fantasy den. alright, let's not be mean. but yeah, no i have heard about cud. did you guys hear about linkle? i did hear about linkle. what is linkle? linkle's the female zelda. yeah, alright, yeah. okay, that makes sense, yeah. wow, look at these sheep trying to take the upper path. ah, i got roasted. oh, that was a mistake, but i just you can twiggle a pinky? what? twiggy? Search ↗
4387.740 oh, you guys are funny. oh no. oh no. you can all twinkle my pinky, how about that? ever since that glitch, the framerate just tanked. i don't know what happened. alright, well, i mean it's not like this is gonna be an esport or anything. Search ↗
4554.160 we're just pretty big fans, that's all. okay. don't follow the patch notes too much with the speedrunners. i do, i read everyone. hey! hey! that one felt pretty good. good plays. thank you very much fortmeow for the ten months in a row! welcome back! rock kitty cats please for fortmeow. you guys like getting tackled? i'm alright with it. i'm not into it too much. you get points for it. Search ↗
4585.040 oh, dog farts. wait, really? you get points? yeah! that's what i'm talking about, man. that level progression system. i got points for a gotcha and for a tackle. why do you do a gotcha? gave me bonus gotcha points. that's when you make someone mad and then tell them it's just a prank, bro. gotcha! whoa! alright, that was a mistake. you motherfuckers can twinkle my pinky. whoa! Search ↗
4620.340 i promise. nope. that was a great hook there, bear. thank you. alright, i feel like i'm going up. yep, yep, yep, i am. enel really does need an avatar. well, boy do i have a behind the scenes story for you. so at pax prime this year, i was supposed to do a promotional stream with tinybuild, and they were like, yeah, do a stream, like announce some stuff that's coming out, and we'll do like a custom skin for you. like what animal would you like to put in the game? Search ↗
4675.620 they're like, you know, we'll figure something out and then i like showed up for the stream and they're like no you're not supposed to be here for like another 45 minutes and then i was like, alright so we just left for like 45 minutes and then they were like, well what the hell you're supposed to be here like 45 minutes ago oh, no. i was like, alright, i'm here and they're like, well, alright well, we've lost like there was a storm or something in seattle so we couldn't stream through twitch properly and Search ↗

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