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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

1588.660 what is this? i've never heard of this other guy. oh, is that what they were talking about? oh, i get it now. nick, did you see that picture of sonic the hedgehog as a toilet? yeah, and it freaked me the fuck out. it's really weird. yeah, right? that was an interesting picture. Search ↗
1877.320 and then everyone would look at him and be like, what the hell's your deal? sherlock! sherlock, that's not in keeping with social norms, sherlock. he's like, fuck you, i don't care about social norms at all, i'm sherlock. sherlock, you're acting in a way that's slightly inappropriate on a societal level. mostly mrs. hudson that didn't like it. she's a wild lady though. yeah, she's a wild lady. Search ↗
2830.480 but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead. Search ↗
3763.980 sincerely is dirty medicine. more like monster rancher but with humans. you know, monster rancher was actually way ahead of its time. the whole thing about seeding your characters with cds that you own was great. it basically would generate monsters for you based on what music albums you put into your playstation. for real? yeah, for real. that's pretty cool. it was a great idea. what the fuck are you doing? you just lost that idea to 5,000 people. if they can make it and they can make it good, they deserve it, honestly. Search ↗
3796.560 ideas are a dollar a dozen, dawg. yeah, i tweet him out all the time too. whoa, what the fuck? this has animal orbs just like castle crashers. yo, what if i told you castle crashers came out in the year 2008? it's like closing in on being a decade old. it's it's fucking public domain at this point to make another beat em up with castle crashers type stuff going on. Search ↗
6147.840 i didn't hit anything. they never seem to align on the same plane. thank you. what's the trick to the shield guy? you just jump attack? yeah, just a little jumpy jumpy ay? yeah, that's not so bad. we fine. fuck! you get stunned? i had all but the last. how do you feel about that? not great. how do you feel about that one? how many times do you think i can hit the same one over and over? three. yeah, yeah, pretty much. nice! Search ↗
6281.580 that's another verse i guess yeah what? you're at least three months late to ask chad not to be weird. that's not true i can ask whatever i want you're under no obligation to say yes, though. you can be as weird as you want there's that's the way like it. it's on twitter now you ever see like a famous person make a tweet like the first response is always like fuck me daddy like what oh Search ↗
6314.700 this is what we're doing with the ability to talk to anybody in the world at any given time is saying fuck me daddy to like edward snowden's fucking tweets for the first time. fuck me daddy. dude, did you see the dude on twitter? his handle is at far. his name is john hendren. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

795.800 eggnog. oh. you know how many people wanted dan to immediately be back on the show after that vlog? if i say some stupid shit, people are like, and now you're baked right now. dan comes on and is like, you know what croissants are made of? eggnog. and everyone's like, oh. and all i get is that nick needs to shut the fuck up constantly. but dan is fucking funny as hell. he is pretty funny though. dan's a funny guy. we're jealous. Search ↗
1466.980 the first half was pretty exciting, i was totally into it. second half, i started to just get sleepy, because it just was a lot of talking and like not a lot of moving the story ahead. that's... that's like that funny people movie with adam sandler. the movie sucks so much nuts in the second half. not very good. but i do agree, it got worse in the second half. and i still liked wolf of wall street by the way, it was just the second half was a little rough. that's all. that's all. what the fuck, nick? wolf of wall street, i liked it. i didn't see it. Search ↗
1675.080 forgot what i was gonna say this one guy. yeah, i chat he goes did you see the steelers lose at j smith oti in that packers my team won ha ha ha in all caps? i don't give a fuck more than you've ever seen anyone not give a fuck. oh Search ↗
1848.960 is if the man went through a teleporter, is he the same man on the other side? well that's what i was trying to figure out before and you wouldn't are we still are we still working for him? should i take a look at a vico? are we still smarter than a fifth grader? we may never have been. that's true. if you send a fifth grader through a teleporter and they become a sixth grader, are they smarter than themselves? oh fuck. could a fifth grader make a stone so heavy even a sixth grader couldn't lift it? Search ↗
1962.400 you don't eat breakfast? i drink coffee. okay, that's do you have like i'm not hungry in the morning. i can't do it. okay, that's like, you know, different strokes, different folks, i guess. but, if it's another day, if it's like a weekend, and i'm just like, oh, let's get some breakfast, fuck yeah, dude, let's get some diner food. okay, that's i didn't ask what your favorite breakfast was, i asked what you had for breakfast on a daily basis, but i appreciate your support nonetheless, i guess. you could fuck off. Search ↗
1986.600 yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though. Search ↗
2870.240 but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice Search ↗
4493.360 oh. uh... no! break the water! what?! rob, you have to win, you fuck! there's fire! don't be on fire, there's water all around you. you can't be on fire right now. fire rules everything around me. fire, get the money. rob! rob! go to the water! i already got 10 though. why? Search ↗
4920.300 what a condition what a thing that i was gonna yeah, what would it could have shoulda woulda see you in hell fuck boy you guys see that high heeled shoe in the background? i saw it coming fuck i do see that high heeled shoe. what is that doing? oh Search ↗
5782.580 bubba wall. i do the rock. bubba wife rocks. oh, you're on solid. fuck. hey, he's got a hard time. i didn't see that burger. good shot. call me a bubble. all those. what is your problem, mister? Search ↗
6025.100 oh, there's nothing over there, huh? okay, well. what the fuck kind of level is that? it's the level where i get the gun and you all lose. grab that level. it's random. no, i'm gonna just grab it. go ahead, rob. go over there. i was playing that. nice. you just want to play it faster, verges. oh, what? what'd you kill me with? Search ↗
6057.000 wait, what? did you come through the rock? yeah, i threw a rock. god damn you, josh. oh, that was weird. oh my god! i navigated the perils and pitfalls until the very end. fuck off with that. why you cock? you accidentally threw it away. i do giggle smelly cock, you're right. Search ↗
6212.780 god, fuck nick and his stupid face. i didn't get the point! that wasn't even me. oh wait, you missed it. that was me. oh really? alright. no, don't tell me. you guys are slandering you. we're lively. oh fuck you, you big mallard shit. i wonder what a mallard shit looks like. like a cigar. Search ↗
6536.400 jetpack really important. oh, i know what the fuck? you haven't flashbacks. oh, it's a sort of those words. oh damn boy. yeah, you like that not too bad, huh? oh i almost got me wait. no one can get me he got me damn it. damn it Search ↗
6912.880 are you a discount indian restaurant? because that was nonsense. oh, i get it. haha! i'm just creative enough. wait, what's the sense part? i don't get the sense part. that's the discount. oh, it's like a sensible... no, it's like pennies. like not dollars. oh, non forsen okay. yeah, i'm with it. hey, hey, hey, get out of here. i could've i didn't know what the fuck i was. i thought it was you. how'd you die? i became a turkey. alright. oh no! Search ↗
8130.040 if there's more than one battery on the bomb, the bomb says detonate. is there more than one battery? there's two buttons. um, there's two batteries, yes. okay. if there is more than one battery on the bomb and the button says detonate, press and immediately release the button. oh, fuck. here we go. three, two, one. okay, josh, you got balls of steel. that was correct. alright. alright. what about this whole button? it's blue. Search ↗
8451.420 oh fuck. if the blue light's blinking, what do i press? i pressed blue. i did. we're about to blow up. one more strike. what number? i gotta press two, three, four, one. wait, how many strikes do we got? how much what? how many strikes do we have? we're done! we got ten seconds, dawg! we exploded! i don't even know what the oscilloscope page was. i'm still looking. what bad? what bad with the other one? Search ↗
8890.940 oh fuck. right? yeah. up, up, up, up. okay. got it! okay! alright! so we got the monitor again, the oscilloscope has got a 3 in it and then 2, 3, 4, 1 are the buttons. we have to press those in an order i'm sure. okay, the wire sequences, is that what this is? 2, 3, 4, 1. there's a red and blue line that crossed but it's on like a monitor, like an old school world war ii submarine fucking radar detector. Search ↗
8988.940 if the display is... what the fuck? the display is not... the display is four? the display says four? yes. if the display is four, press the button in the fourth position? yeah. yeah. okay. the display is now three. press the button in the first position. yeah. the display is now three. press the button in the third position. Search ↗
9744.980 okay. yeah, megahertz. give us the morse too, give us dots and dashes. oh fuck. uh... oh. dot, dot, dot. dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. long, long, long. oh, we're fucking lost already by now. yeah, no idea what you're doing. short, short, short, short. that's s. long, short, short, short. Search ↗
9935.120 yeah, i'm thinking it's an s. it's probably an s. okay, okay, so next one. what's the letter? okay. s h m q w b s. s h m q w b s. s h... fuck. i don't know what you're trying to do. no. i need someone to wipe the sweat off my mouth. s m? did you say m? s h m q w small. spell it small? yes. s m a l l. yeah. small. oh my god. Search ↗
10105.800 i actually completely had that moment where i was like, there's only five seconds left. you got to cut a wire. and it worked. it worked. but did you cut the second wire? is that what it was? the next one was who's on first. and i was like, oh, fuck. yeah, that's a real problem. we figured out the combination lock one, though. that was pretty cool. i kind of like that one. can you give me hints about how that works? because i still don't understand what you're doing there. no, we got radio megahertz again. Search ↗
10240.020 you can't do sound? there's no sound. okay, go back to the what was the first letter? r r z n a y s. n. okay. l e t never. try never. maybe that's a v? yeah, that's a v. uh, no never. fuck. alright, first row again. okay. n z r s y a. Search ↗
10340.420 okay, what's the last digit of the serial number? oh, fuck. no, no, never mind. just kidding. cut the second wire? cut the second wire. cut the second wire. correct. okay, simon, you ready? uhh, yep. blue. wait, wait, no, no, no. you gotta get it. serial number contains a vowel and strikes. it contains no vowels and there's no strikes. no strikes, okay. you said blue? yes. yellow. yep. blue, blue. yellow, yellow. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

3965.700 oh, maybe we have bloody lust, so taking some damage has allowed me to beat mom's heart. you think dark judas is preferable over his azel? oh, fuck. uh, no. why did you count when you have a timer? shit. but i'm figuring it out now. the brimstone's pretty strong. you lose flight and you lose the brimstone and it's like, eh, maybe you shouldn't have done that. would you rather be dark judas than azazel? that's, well that's what i was asking, yeah. i would rather be dark judas. i'm thinking azazel's the better call. Search ↗
4322.120 and slightly huger yes they're magic much for this is my magic much boys i can't get out of the way of these fucking gates open the gates i really hope that i don't have to go this way oh man we killed one don't fuck it up your eyes curious guys i'm looking forward to little girdlings being fixed whatever so many people's days or what's going to be the fix Search ↗
6247.700 what is your preferred caffeinated beverage? i like the butter pecan ice latte from dunkin donuts that they don't sell anymore. does it go well with the poetry reading they have every thursday night? are you really gonna make fun of me for talking about poetry readings? i love dunkin donuts. wait, the nine guy is my own worm anyway. it is. oh, you're gonna blow up your own guy? i didn't even notice. you like those... blow up your own worm? what do we have even here? he's like, yeah, i'm doing it. it's happening. fuck it. let's get chaotic in here. Search ↗
6277.660 oh no. you guys ready? let's get cryotic in here. i wish i could. he's too big for me now. come up and game. alright. here we go. where's my pneumatic drill? oh, here that cat number two's into big underground drills. how did you know that? oh, i didn't baby. you just told me. what the fuck just happened? that didn't work out very well. you tried to mc hammer us? n.a.l. asked me for directions once and i told him i don't speak english. Search ↗
6494.740 it rolled over my body! and then another one spawned. oh, god damn it, cobalt. n.l. watch rick and morty. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, rick and morty is awesome. n.l., that car story happened to me, but it was a lady, and she screamed, what the fuck are you doing? and hit the car with every word that she said. that is actually pretty funny. geez. Search ↗
6724.620 think about how quickly the context would have changed that. what if he was next to a dumpster in a not well lit part of an alley? yeah, if he wanted an expedition, i'd be like, get the fuck away from me! changes everything! grandma and mackie, thank you very much for the subscription as well. that magic card may as well have been cracked. the water's gonna suck in the holes! no! i can't do anything! oh man. that's a rough way to go. that's the value on that turret, man. Search ↗
6972.760 and now ready the heifer. what does this even mean? i think it's heifer. do you smoke heifers you smoke like alberta beef yeah, no dog i got some purple cush some alberta beef you know let me get a sample of that alberta beef, and he just like cuts off like a little like a lay yeah, like a little slice a sirloin. oh fuck oh Search ↗
7082.280 i don't like people i think i'm a terrible person for the stuff that i've said about the city living here but if you recognize me, it's always been a good experience. just you know say hello i'm not gonna tell you to fuck yourself you every time i'm always like that guy was pretty cool what happened there? did it decide my turn? oh the pneumatic drill actually counted as? lexington badger, thank you very much for the subscription there you go much appreciated kobold appreciates it too. oh Search ↗
7465.600 don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly. Search ↗
9681.500 it was actually like pretty cheap all things considered. i made $2,000 on it. oh god damn it. wow. i don't know how you screwed up but i did it. you shouldn't have screwed him i guess. oh my god it's the fucking bank again. alright yeah get a loan fuck it. you guys want to try the bomb game? i think we should try the bomb game. this is a clusterfucker right now. with the bomb game. you know what it is? is that like the chat doesn't get to understand our decisions. you know because they don't get to see the bomb. Search ↗
10240.180 if a train is traveling at three wires an hour yeah if i could sit and write an equation maybe i could work with it the heck oh oh um sort by last name from a to z uh huh anyone else have anything what damn it they gave me like no time at all i blew up what the fuck i guess we all had to do it that's so bullshit Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

2101.860 they should just have, uh... well you should fly, um... was it emirates or turkish airlines that has like that, uh... first class suites where you can actually take a shower while you're flying? what?! it's literally a $25,000 $22,000 ticket. fuck that. but yeah, the first class suites have a literal shower. now, you can only shower for three minutes. okay, so it's a military shower. basically, yeah. i mean, you are still on an airplane. Search ↗
5145.480 not actually saying fuck you cgp grace is a very erudite individual you know the day i came back or the day before i came back from ireland was when their at clocks went back an hour so it was already five hours, and then it was six. that's confusing. it was very confusing what happens if you work retail on daylight savings? well, i guess it happens at 2 a.m.. right so yeah for most people that's not gonna be an issue yeah, i have done that actually it wasn't an issue because it's like you know i Search ↗
9231.620 that was a great shot. oh no, i was just firing that! no! i got a little lucky there maybe. what did oh no! this thing! did you not compensate for the nuke? i didn't even see the nuke coming! it's the best way the nuke could be presented. oh my laser, i'll miss you! what the fuck are we gonna do about this thing? think fast. comin' for your ass. oh my god, is there a second one already? yeah, they don't do anything without a second one waiting in the wings. oh, full demolition! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

483.580 missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around. Search ↗
664.660 turns out you might do quite a bit of work with pills on this run oh, yeah, who would have thought that 15 cents for permanent stat upgrades would be like an awesome benefit not me because i didn't say that at all. exactly. i actually said the opposite of that which is pretty silly of me honestly. fuck it yeah, let's take the d4. dude take the d7 and then see if you can figure out what it does yeah, i sort of still don't understand it. oh god. what is wrong with my dude? Search ↗
1653.500 it's a little bit. it's not really. well i mean it's an isometric action adventure game. i mean you like hit enemies quickly and zip between them a lot. that's kind of what i mean by that. yeah right? you silly nilly. i was gonna compare it to like some other isometric action games but after the description of you hit enemies quickly i think it's uh... titan quest or titan souls. yeah it's a little titan souls. titan quest and souls together. shut the fuck up about your ninja games. Search ↗
1935.380 yeah, i forgot some of the intrinsic parts of his character. death's chemist, thank you very much for the subscription. that's the defining characteristic of goldmember. it's like number one he loves gold, number two he's from holland, and number three he eats his own skin. yeah. i've never eaten my own skin the way he has. sounds pretty bad. yeah, it's alright. what's this? emergency contact. wait, he opened gates? to hell? holy fuck dude! Search ↗
2179.580 bg1qln and vow 1981, thank you very much for the subscription as well. ah there's a cursor right here. what the hell is burning basement? what the fuck is this shit? yeah it's hard to see. you're so offended by it. Search ↗
6189.460 this one gave me a troll bomb. so red heart as well gave me some cornflies. oh fuck! i got hit by one of those spiders! that's what happens! cornflies. ryan how do you feel about the glowing hourglass? yeah i don't like that item. the blue one! i think it's a cool idea. i don't understand how it works but i got it. you go back one room. you can do it again. so can you just like keep getting the blue triangle? Search ↗
6351.240 health up plus trinket. that's what i got from the thing. that's what the thing is. woah, what the fuck was that? re roll or you have no balls? there's gotta be a reason to re roll it, man. there's like no, there's no re roll available here. what am i gonna re roll holy mantle into that's better? yep. it's self. you ever seen those super tiny little mini enemies? yeah, they look really like a high fidelity. Search ↗
6609.720 what the heck is this? i got a spoon bender triple shot dead onion. it's not a triple shot though. what's interdimensional? oh fuck off game! walk into a devil room there's a fucking enemy hiding behind the devil thing and i walk instantly into it and die. i think nick's upset. god damn it tyrone! god damn it tyrone! oh i just yeah, walk into a room accidentally shoot twice and blow myself up. god damn it. Search ↗
7344.220 ohohohohohoho! oh! just chop my legs off. what is that? you had a defense! yeah, i was trying to block your shit. pipe tyrone and chad if you think it's bullshit that nick knows how to block. i would totally invite tyrone to play with us too if he wants to play. now the lack of music is a real bummer. there you go. i've turned it up slightly but not too much, okay? oh fuck. yep. Search ↗
7693.360 you know, i care about myself too much right now. oh wow! i've done that before too! what the fuck just happened? i netted you, you dropped your sword and it killed you. you netted me, i dropped sword. and it killed you. where am i heading? this is bad. oh, it's better now. shit. oh my god. i did not murder him! i did. almost got me there, josh. get away from me! Search ↗
9759.060 craig and jan did. who's craig? craig? craig brady is their uncle! i've smoked him like that! he banged the whole family. where am i? i hate that table! oh, i'm gonna get the most valuable weapon of all. your brain. oh, i see what you did there. oh, fuck! oh, no! Search ↗
10115.500 whoa! there needs to be like an instant replay of what the fuck just happened. oh yeah, that'll work, huh? damn it. this is like zero wins for grannybuddy right now. do you see that curve? i shot it right out! ah yes, cos ca thot ta dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop Search ↗
10219.260 dude nobody move josh i don't pull the pin you ready. yeah, if you really love me you'll die with me right here. okay? i have no idea what the fuck nick when you gonna make more levels. oh, i should really do it. i think you should oh Search ↗
10332.200 on crazy rounds. where's... i've never seen that movie then. what are you doing? this door is fucked up, man. who's chris kyle? i don't know. fuck! you dingus, you fucking planted that there. somebody just said they'll donate a hundred dollars if i make twenty new levels. wow. that's like five that's like the first freelance design level design job i've ever been offered. there you go, dude. Search ↗
10486.040 i know this game. oh, you're right! what the fuck? no! nick, turn it above his head. i ran out of bullets. ryan has a turd above his head now. i got a turd above my head? he had a turd and then a turtle. it's a halo hanging from the corner of your girlfriend's four post bed. oh, okay. i didn't really want that gun anyway. you could have just asked, man. but it's, you know, i didn't want to, i guess. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

1066.180 i'm interested. it just is intriguing like what the fuck is that doing there? creepy and intriguing. i was joking yesterday, but it's like man wouldn't it be sweet if like this whole 109 mystery when you finish it off it was just a picture of edmunds balls. yeah, right on stream to get everybody banned. man, i have messed up this green mode run. Search ↗
4474.580 i don't know if we're doing this as it was intended guys, but uh, we're only using the tools that we were given. fucking data miners. what the fuck is this? i'm an item miner is what i am. i have like a kind of blue piece of paper with a big ol' like hole in it and it made a lot of shit explode for some reason. okay. is that a oh it's yeah. it's one of the caps. i think it makes poop explode and stuff when you like it Search ↗
5754.560 nick will fall out right now. i'm almost gonna skip that time. skip next time. change the time on your pc's clock. i don't think that's how they would do it. we've gone too far. i had people donating to tell me to do that. alright, we'll skip this time. juice me up. juice me up. that's not what i want. that's not what i want. what the fuck, man? this guy's gonna result in my death! Search ↗
6615.260 i can't imagine the sugar rush you'd get from that too. they, i think a couple of them actually forced themselves to throw up so they didn't experience that. yeah. i think it's probably sensible. what if the fuck is this mega fatty? i know he's tiny! we got little nips instead of big nips. this first fucking devil room, i'm like, i just want to start over. this is taking so long. is it trash? i have no damage, so like this duke of flies just keeps making more flies. okay, finally died. you guys take fanny pack? Search ↗
6948.040 and i don't think i had a holy mantle but i got all the way to megasave with two lives left and one shot at it and i almost had a heart attack during the fight. i think my hands were shaking. they were tingling actually. i was like don't fuck this up in front of 20,000 people, cobalt. like that'd be regret. also like don't have a heart attack live on stream. that's what made me want to have the heart attack. i guess so yeah. Search ↗
7857.760 well, i like your new item that is a really good item turn my awesome run into dr.. fetus ryan what have you done? dr.. fetus is good now uh? no, i'm rerolling it again. goodbye. thanks for the five dollars moon guy nobody can defeat the quad laser exactly i got weird nails that's cool weird nails is a cool run, but i rerolled it all right i can hang with you reroll again prop toasts. oh fuck thank you Search ↗
7958.160 my ring of tears has tears inside of it. or like, you know, you might just want to look at this. okay. that's so cool. i would still oh we're donating right now. even luke whoa! and luke is like, what the fuck is that? it looks like a flower! there's maybe like, fruitcake something going on here? hematomiesis you fucked me. oh my god! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

558.580 yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far. Search ↗
3783.460 holy shots, tractor beam, daddy long legs. i'm definitely gonna reroll it though. so just like prepare yourself for that. reroll this lame as eff run. oh, this one's too good. i'm gonna reroll the shit out of it. don't worry your pretty little head about that. this one's gone. doesn't stand a fucking chance. i don't even know what a hushable run looks like at this point in my life, unfortunately. well it has enough health that i won't immediately die is kind of what i was after. ah fuck it, let's give it a shot. Search ↗
5343.000 what's in the box? exactly, man. well, i think i'm actually gonna beat the tutorial, so the dream is real. how'd you store? i didn't, i just said fuck it. oh. oh, i'm walking! you're gonna need to store eventually, though. mmm, i don't think so. okay. i went in this portal thingy. work late today. fox temple, i did have to work late today, that's why i'm all flustered. i literally got home and like... Search ↗
6116.260 a store is a verb in this case. not like a... it's not a place. what? what button? i'm not fucking with you. no, what button for inventory and what button should i have for store? store should be like start. inventory can be back. okay. i think that's what i got it now. sure, let's save this. oh, cancel. chaz is what the fuck is going on? i don't even know. i'm in a weird limbo right now. which words then, b? play limbo next time. Search ↗
6539.660 fuck, please. oh, chat hates me because i'm sucking something fierce. okay. i stored it in what is it that you're sucking? kfc? they have better ice cream. what? kfc has ice cream now? no, that's gotta be regional. they have like weird chocolate cake. that's as far as i am aware their dessert goes. you want some desserts, you go to dq. what the fuck? what the fuck? Search ↗
7011.000 well that's gonna do it for the tower climb segment. it won't even let me, uh... what the fuck was that? what the fuck? won't let me quit. you okay? i got freaking chopped up, man! look at this bad man getting his tutorial on. i like being called this bad man. can everybody refer to me as that from now on? the bad man? you are the one who fucks. aw, fucking anglerfish dog! i like that. i am the one who fucks. Search ↗
7091.860 oh my god i can't stop screaming! get out of here! there's a freaking worm chasing me down! that was the most worked up i've heard you be ever. oh my god at first i was like the lava's gonna get me and then i was like that's not lava! that's a big worm! i might be on no record here. i don't even know what floor this is like floor six i think? what? okay i'm gonna try and get a big product. get out of here you big worm! fuck. no no no. the beetle! Search ↗
7617.200 and i get a ooh, ooh! oooh! oooh! oooh! it's so fuckin' loud! sorry! my eardrum has ruptured. i didn't know what you were reacting to there. that was really good. i think i got bit by like a black widow spider. i honestly thought you seriously hurt yourself just then. holy fuck! it sounded painful. it really is a story to people. normally i adjust the audio before i turn the game on but i just forgot. Search ↗
8041.560 i don't know. okay. okay, so he called 401. what happened? then he's like, yeah, they're cheaper there. and he's like, well, maybe you should go to 401. and that was it. the guy left. the guy had some great customer retention you got right there. dude, in canada, everyone's so polite that that interaction could have happened. in america, there's a guarantee that that would have been a fight. it was pretty messed up. my spirit bomb just turned into a fart. i got a duck right now, so you can't actually fuck with me that bad. Search ↗
8679.000 i don't like the tone that it sets that you've got to spend all that money because it means everyone's gonna be a super tryhard and i just don't care to play that kind of magic. that's pretty much what it's at, yeah. but that's like... that's pretty much everywhere that i've played magic. i used to be like you. and then we go to a store and then they're like, i play my wingmate rock there. and then i'm like, ah shit, okay. and then, you know, go to another store that's for like 10 year olds and now it's like a 10 year old like, i play my seidra, i know, and i'm like, fuck! Search ↗
9340.780 i don't understand why uh, we do not condone this. what i just said. why can i not, like, jump up? ah. ahh! you know what? screw you guys. are you going home? i am home. home is where you hang your ahhh! hug me! oh fuck. this tomato sauce kill one of us with your ghost bomb. i'm alright. yeah, i i'd like you to you enter the game at some point. ugh. fuck, she's doing an nl impression. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 it's just silence or the wrath of the lambs. just kidding. we're playing after birth now. i'm sorry, josh. you have something to say? what's up? how's it going? it's about time. the disrespect was was absurd there. oh, we were. i didn't realize that you had that on. fuck you, man. i didn't know. Search ↗
965.660 and then they like get away with this then they go like oh, so what do you think and you're like ah fuck? all right, sorry. what'd you say and then you're like shit? they're judging me because i didn't add i didn't hear what i said, but i tried to pretend. it's the worst feeling that's there should be real life subtitles man agreed. we get our google glasses on maybe come on mark zuckerberg. oh Search ↗
2703.600 the three dice room rerolls all consumables on the ground on the floor. i'm just gonna do it, fuck it. how about you josh? what did you do this weekend? i don't remember. alright, that's usually a good sign. most of the time. what did i do? i did something. i went to dave and buster's, that's pretty okay. i think that's pretty cool, i've never been. yeah, i think you'd like it. it's a lot better than... boston pizza? yeah. Search ↗
4375.540 i don't know what we're gonna do here, cause uh... i can't i can't get up there like literally. oh yeah, i guess i got the only jetpack, huh? alright. this will make this easier on you. what the fuck? that gun might have been out of ammo anyway. get out of here! this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. i should just go for this. i'm better off with the net, really. oh! no, he got me! Search ↗
4425.840 the jukes! yeah dark under square rock, i played csgo. played that on the 52 hour stream. oh fuck, i fell right into this trap. we've all figured this mode out. no! what the fuck man? how did this happen? i gotcha! that was pretty good. Search ↗
5049.320 he's got like white space all around it. oh, yeah, jack or odi brack you look to the right there's like some shit that i never edited out. i thought it might last a little longer what happened i should have mad him just jump off them jump off the edge. i was trying to jump on his shit i didn't know who i was that's the hardest part about this game is figuring out where the fuck you are in the beginning. maybe you're just stupid i guess Search ↗
6122.060 batter up! soft serve duck incoming. just gonna hold me by the neck then. i'm gonna kill drak with you. just let him pick you up and throw you and you're alive. oh god. that's creepy, it looks like your freaking torso's ripped off. wait, what the fuck is happening? i think you're broken. there you go. Search ↗
6573.420 oh, he got it! what the fuck happened there? this game would be so different if they just didn't touch the weapons. murdered. it's very true. oh, he fucking gnome mercy. he's throwing everything! gnome mercy. let's move. oh god. good merciful gnomes. that's the backstory to my next d&d campaign. Search ↗
6615.260 god damn it. oh, i saw through my ruse. i was about them through that dude on the grounds like fucking that's my rock go get it fuck fuck you. what's your problem? like you're steaming ryan bass what's this guy's problem? hard on those freaking neck guns hard on dragon fans away Search ↗
7451.540 good fuck. i don't mind fighting these guys. let's do it rotary match. it's it the same moon gravity again i don't know or accident that we're there a second game playing it there. i tell me i had to play demand you'd hit to me we're gonna see pinball ball size small bouncing is high wait below that sounds good so wait this is a ball this is a this is a this is the opposite kind of what we just had wait. yeah, this is foosball. oh Search ↗
7534.860 yeah. i got... these pings look pretty wild. oh, bouncing off walls goes really far. ah, it's going all the distance. it going for... oh! beautiful! oh, fuck! uh oh. uh oh. bouncy. what do you think about that? oh? not much. move around, boys. get the cycle going. somebody fucking go! what's that? science building? that's a rave for ro. oh. that's a goal. i like this. Search ↗
8354.440 i got a reddit antenna if i ever wanted to just meet myself. you could vote rematch and we could live the rest of our lives in peace and happiness. i voted rematch? oh, i got a ready up. that's it. that's the secret of survival. what about this one? okay. what if you go to throw your big flopper across the room and it goes out the window? wait, what's the ball? yeah, fuck you, luke! what's the ball mode? it looks like big ball. yeah, it looks very large. it's gigantic, ball speed slow, ball weight super light, and ball bounce is high. Search ↗
8776.280 well that ball looks small but i don't know what the fucking regular ball looks like anymore. oh, this speed is just constantly changing? oh this... oh this could be the worst thing of all time. this is just what it's like when it's laggy as shit. this is just lagged rocketly. rocket lag. oh my god, maybe just when someone hits it it does it? oh maybe that's what it is. trying to highlight the cool second. yeah. gotta speak for everybody when you say fuck this to death. Search ↗
8970.480 center as a center all joints into his router well, there's bats now they come in you know, yeah, that's mine. i've had the candy corn. that's pretty cool candy corn saw ah they have a candy crush slag a thing and david busters and i was like what the fuck? yeah, i've seen the flappy bird one too. not a dave and busters those i've never been there you never been there. good. no buster. oh hit it against the wall real hard. all right, i Search ↗
9041.320 why, because you hit... oh, you hit that one. and then... where's the goalie? it went right in. where's the goalie though? we left mike fox at home. yeah. yeah. k, don't laugh at me. tear up your siege rhinos. is that like... oh. never mind. it's a magic gathering. yeah. siege rhinos? yeah. is that green? it's in the abzain colors. what the fuck is that? they're not visible with the human eye. abzain colors? what does that mean? Search ↗
9088.400 they exist above ultraviolet or infrared something like that. it's what green white and black. why are those three colors? abzan obviously at their abs and josh who's abs and the dude and why is a magical wizard. oh fuck. i think i said any wizard wars abandon ship. do you like him? do you like abs and um, fuck off? what color is are you? oh Search ↗
10528.220 give me the pretty bounce. yeah, there we go nice. yes dick. oh, you see what it did to the clock? i'd froze it no watch when it goes in fuck flips the fuck out. oh, yeah, look at that spinning around. it's still doing it. okay now. it's stop yeah, you just have to ride behind the ball the whole time. that's the winner strategy for this you'd ride the lightning what does that mean it means to have a really good day? oh? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

601.500 tyrone said originally it was called cobalt shrieks. that's what it was called before they had a name for it. and then they took it out because they were worried you were going to sue them. that's right. it's not too late. they got the helm. you'd be like, yo this is not cool. how fucked up would it be if you actually sued them over that? not to like take sides on this issue, but like we basically make our living playing their game and they put a reference in and they'd be like, what the fuck guys? Search ↗
2397.980 okay, if that's the case then it's all good. i need if they're gonna keep making past changes like this i need a freaking change log man because the game just came out and there's already so much new stuff like give me a freaking change log. i think everyone should give change logs for everything so tired of that on my phone. it's like oh twitter is updated. what's new new changes have been added. oh fuck they killed my stars. yeah, i Search ↗
4813.180 you wanna get that exploding barrel kill, i know it. how come duck game isn't an esl? what the fuck?! alright, that was some like last samurai shit right there. oh, there's another new one. okay... what is this? is this the rock throw map? yep! this is like only rocks? only rocks. alright, this might take a while. Search ↗
5007.860 i only got the one drop. yeah, when they say come on feel the noise girls roll fuck me alright congrats. i'm feel the noise girls rock your boys. what do they mean by rock your boys? i believe that means to have sexual ever time was richard still streaming. holy shit this is not normally his time. it's crazy. thank you guys for the raid. oh Search ↗
6474.280 what the fuck is are these little beams in the middle here? that's the that's the thing that makes all the grenades pull their pins. that's the laser i was talking about before that i can use. someone please dispose of my head just bouncing there in the middle, it's really creepy. well played. yeah, nice. oh, that was cool. here i am, duck in the middle with you. wow. there's a lot of good ducking for a bunch of ducks. Search ↗
7854.200 math shmath. some fuck. a side of your own balls sounds like nl's. you are correct. alright, presently, man rob is just crushing it right now. he's up by like a thousand points. wow. which means you have to really muck it up right here. yeah i'm gonna screw up the round three with that so don't worry. alright. should be showing up right now. everyone can see this one so. four leaf clovers are lucky but if you find a five leaf clover... uh... what? Search ↗
8260.120 i like the other one. those were both very true. yeah, come on! what's the name for a kooky ostrich who solves mysteries? head in the sandy, the crime solving trich. or flightless home. what in the good god? don't... just... just... let's just move on and forget. just forget it. just forget all of this happened. what the fuck? head in the sandy, the crime solving trich. Search ↗
9114.380 i'm not good with the money questions like what would you spend a million dollars on? i'd just kill a bunch of hookers on an island. like really? jesus. that's what my answer was! i remember that yeah i didn't realize that was your that was what you really felt what you would do with a million dollars. that's exactly what i would do. donald trump fucking roasted at 61 to 39. fuck donald trump. sorry no politics. this is my first mingling thanks for the support guys. Search ↗
9380.060 it'd be great if we both had the same answer. what would happen? or if people get 50 50. who wants some fuck won by 25 or 30 votes? 52 to 48 percent. wow, that's actually some awesome. kinda got what we wanted, i guess. very close. a terrible theme for a high school prom. drunk driving awareness or the purge? the purge. hey, second time using some fuck, boo? what about kongdong? you used that twice. yeah, kongdong won, right? i did that, yeah. Search ↗
9522.420 alright, the fighting fuckboys, the fighting bilbo cockbags, the fighting fucks, or the fighting future used car salesman. the fuck? what is wrong with us? that last one hits too close to home for some people, i think. this is a real no voter. it hurts when you say things like that to your dad. ow. no alliteration equals no vote. Search ↗
11032.540 ball attack leg strike it caused me to break my leg, but i kill ten enemies. you're like what the fuck dude yeah, he really doesn't mind just basically suiciding himself just to like win a single fight. yeah, it's the life of a ninja it's a tough one. this is so nerdy. i mean you're on twitch tv, bro bobby boop like don't expect to see nerds here like maybe you should go to Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

3357.080 ah, that's th that's real. i'm glad other people in chat are joining me and saying what the fuck is a wolf. it's like a 1950s term. it just it's like a pervert? yeah. it was calling somebody a pervert that's not that bad. you know, somebody like catcalls and does gross things. that's a wolf? awooooo like like that. yeah, like what they always used to draw in the cartoons back in the day. alright. i'm not following i'm sorry you don't follow me, but some people might. Search ↗
3575.880 coitus? what the fuck did you call it? but it's spelled coitus like the way you'd spell like katniss everdeen, the girl on fire. coitus everdeen. coitus everdeen! the girl on fire! she's large enough to be relevant! she is pretty famous though. she's got a huge profile. i have finished the ultra greed fight. congrats! the dream is real. there's no donation machine. there is a donation machine. i have no money though. Search ↗
4133.600 dude, the animations on this cat are freaking me the fuck out. it's not just a real cat though, it's a dude in a cat suit. i don't know how much the stream could hear, but i could hear it quite clearly. oh, okay, so this is just a dude. yeah. yeah, you don't think a cat can race with people, right? it's okay. i look like a cat. people run really fast though. i call them mulligan on that one. what happened? i was having a conversation about noise bleed. why did you give up? i didn't give up, i got killed! Search ↗
4228.140 you are an mp3 turkey as far as i'm concerned. what the fuck was that? was that like an even worse pat sajak turkey rendition? it was pat sajak doing an impression of an mp3 turkey. thank you sir boston tea bag party for the 13 months in a row resubscriptions. that sound was for you. yeah also sorry, planes have been routed over my house today for some reason. Search ↗
4967.140 alright, that's a lot of pulses. what the fuck? there we go. oh, what the fuck? you canadian bastards. i don't even know what the story is. what did canada do now? i heard you guys dumped a bunch of like, sewage into some lake of ours. oh, that's bullshit. does that sound like something a canadian would do? it doesn't, that's why it was so odd. i heard canada fucking murdered president obama. whoa. wow. oh, i lost. i, you know, i'm gonna be honest, i hadn't heard that he had been murdered. Search ↗
5183.060 10 feet up my roof. next level shit. when i said fake anime swords, i was not implying that there is also real anime. i was implying that there are swords that are real with real tips. are they frosted though? yeah, they're frosted tips, yes. it's quite the stretch to get there from you saying fake anime swords. i like it. oh, i didn't want to talk, i wanted to talk to rob! yeah! i've gotten hooked so many times in this oh, what?! what the fuck?! Search ↗
5238.400 does the phrase based on a true story really even mean anything anymore? yeah. what even is true? oh! sweet! oh, for some reason you just don't get hurt by that bomb. yeah! alright. deer power, i guess. yeah, that's what the deer god does. oh, yeah, i'm just gonna hit all those boxes. oh god, now i'm accidentally referencing something that happened with game grumps. i didn't do that on purpose, i don't even know. oh, fuck! we get great drop points here. Search ↗
5482.640 subscription to a power place. honestly, i don't know if you're joking or not. ah shit! yeah, yeah that got a bit weird. wow what the fuck? yeah. alright buddy check this out. you wanna exit ryuka? you can go. why don't they just sell a chair that's got the fridge built in? i don't want that. well think about how long you're gonna spend away. you could have prestige while you went out to get your mountain dew. what you just sprinted through those boxes? Search ↗
5878.980 missile? no, missile path backwards. i don't think missile's a palindrome, bear. i i sam. where's the l? do you though? oh wait no, uh it's l wait what the fuck is it? l is zeus of sushiville. yeah that's it. i don't like the path as much for this now. yeah i hate it. you used to be able to go over the top, now you're kinda stuck. oh my god. oh no! that looked so cool for a second. Search ↗
6478.700 rename it the coroner sir. i hope to see those two things together! now i'm confused. angry but confused new yorker accent is like the best. it's always funny. i don't really know what's going the fuck on, hey hey yo hey! hey i'm walking here! i'm trying to stay tough, i'm actually kinda confused and scared, you know? Search ↗
6786.200 you know they should have had jaws from jaws 4 in... smash brothers? yeah and smash brothers. both of them. i think the, you know, the character dynamic between jaws and michael caine in jaws 4 and the revenge really is what made that movie. what made michael caine? that's a good question. he's not australian you fuck. i know that's what makes it so much better! what if canadian people tried to do that kind of shit? wouldn't you be pissed at them? Search ↗