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green joker is what it's all about, buddy. wait, that's not how it's gonna work. i do want the strength card though. hermit fool was so i can get the eight bucks. what am i gonna buy with that? a $5 foot long? hits every time. i want nines, man. i want nines. and i wanna play straights. we want, hello, mr. nine. nice to see you. an eight that becomes a nine. i guess at some point we're gonna need a joker. nah.
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measuring cup? oh, you can't have measuring cup and measuring spoon. yeah, they're different though. number four was yardstick, man. that should be classified as a ruler. ruler. exactly. we got to get second fast money. we're not stopping until we get second fast money. that's fine. it says $5 foot long. can you measure with that? well, it's actually only $11 foot long. you measure with your feet sometimes. name something that gets heated.
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25 foot stride while jumping those kangaroos. wow. that's why are we not putting them at the olympics doing a long jump? we got fucking nine feet? pussies. dude, that's such a good idea. everyone always wants the steroid olympics. oh, yeah, make your human beings jump like 5% further big fucking whoop. they should just do animal olympics. i want to see like a swordfish race a shark.
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you know, would you trade your 6 inch leg for a 6 inch dick? one leg? one leg? six inch leg? both, both. both? i mean, that seems like a pretty alright deal to me. it'd be 5'8 with a 2 foot long dick. it sounds like a subway commercial. no, please don't go! i think the same my dick is a foot and a half longer. correct, yes, that's correct. blew too hard.
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into like, how's the weather up there range, you know? you know, would you trade your 6 inch leg for a 6 inch dick? one leg? 6 inch leg? both, both, both. both? i mean, that seems like a pretty alright deal to me. it'd be 5'8 with a 2 foot long dick. that's like kickstand. that sounds like a subway commercial. no, please don't blow! i think he's saying my dick is a foot and a half long already. correct, yes, that's correct.
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$5 foot long. his name is henry cle henry. he's a fireman and a jared fan from subway. oh no. you can control the weather but one in four times spaghetti falls from the sky instead. northernlion's outdoor wedding is tomorrow. do you try to ensure a sunny day?
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cuz you always, you go with the bulls and then you're like i'm gonna beat jordan and pippen and then you're like fucking greedy ass michael jordan signed an exclusive deal to get chaos in the windy city or something so i've got like scottie pippen and then like some 5 foot 4 white guy. he's not in the hall of fame probably. he's never been on oprah. you guys wanna know a little rockley smile trivia? yeah. i actually beta tested nba jam tournament edition at the acclaim headquarters on long island when i lived there. that's awesome. i was like 8.
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alright. thanks very much to honey anus for the $5 donation earlier. hey mick, have you ever had your foot slash leg go numb whilst doing a long poop session? because i've had at times it makes me yell at every entity ever why i've been cursed with this. yeah, it's just if you have the pressure in the wrong spot it's gonna cut off circulation and well, i don't think there's really any way around it other than just like don't sit as long or maybe shift your weight better so the blood gets proper distribution.
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cause like, what's an artisan foot long subway sandwich? in canada at least, it probably runs you around $8.50 to $9 by itself, no combo. $5 foot long days are over, you can still get some cheaper ones of course, but you get what i mean. anyway, where was i going with this? the long and the short of it is... hot dogs are too expensive! you know where you can get a cheap hot dog? ikea. ikea might actually be the smartest store on planet earth.
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because i'm sure the answer is it saves them like three cents per console sold. is there any reason that the playstation 5 controller by default comes with a three foot long usb cord? that's madness, man. like this is not 1991. we're not out here plugging it into our console and then sitting on the floor directly in front of the crt tv. people got their shit like wall mounted on the other side of the damn room.
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