Quotes about “#1 motherfuckers”
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excuse me? samus ron, his sister. did he subscribe to you? metroid's sister. metroid's sister? yeah. no. i don't. i don't like these green goop motherfuckers. green goop? oh yeah, catacombs 1, man. some asshole ish enemies in that area. kind of a tricky floor. those guys didn't shoot as much green goop as i thought they would, so that wasn't that bad.
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what the hell are we gonna do here, man? i think i got an idea. farts are fucking annoying though, dude. i know that i'm... this is like semi relatable, which is maybe like my favorite type of content. help, help, help. i know that i'm like a top 1% farter in a bad way. but that means, you know, with 10,000 people watching, there's 100 motherfuckers like me out there right now. so this is more for them than anything else.
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okay, the chinese junk. never would have got that. these motherfuckers they say. winner of that one, skinny stompin was first but he also won literally two days ago or yesterday. so instead i'm gonna go with airport pooper won that one actually. yay! the branded airport pooper account and there we go everyone wins and loses because we tied 1 1 out of five questions. that's good.
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2796.20
the nfl is a blue collar sport, bro. sure, once you get drafted, you're making, you know, $75 million over the course of your contract as like a 25 year old. but liking tennis, a sport where you only need two rackets and a $2 ball, that's 1% coded. yeah, yeah, yeah, makes a lot of sense. you know what's a really blue collar sport? is a sport where you need like $1,000 in pads and 32 other motherfuckers in a huge bespoke field with two uprights on it.
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you don't see motherfuckers writing like the reman sum out on a huge chalkboard that's like 22 feet tall anymore. and you know why? it's because it's because of ipad bro. it's because of ipad and phone. anyway, we got to get to eddie redmayne. the hell is eddie redmayne is in like venom 1? hang on. i'm going to cheat this one a little bit. try the daily challenge please. thank you. eddie redmayne. he's in fantastic beasts, jupiter ascending.
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and quote tweeting people who are like, you know, they have my opinion which is that the spirit of dark souls is that you should only use a big hammer and like smack things and i'm always like... it's like literally 1% of the motherfuckers out there are responsible for like 99% of the arguments. i'm not a part of it at all. you should play dark souls games however you like to play dark souls games. i'm not gonna argue with you. it's a toy.
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this was suggested by reddit user vermon and it's called science with a big exclamation point. so we are starting with, as you can probably guess, technology 1 and technology 2, so we got some sweet ass double lasers here. we also have robobaby, we have doctor's remotes, the magnet, cause you know, fucking magnets, how do they work? and i do wanna talk to a scientist, cause those motherfuckers usually tell the truth and do not anger me. we also have phd, x ray vision,
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nah. okay. what?! it's not true. it's simply i don't know a single! 22% of people haven't even been to a convention. it says 1% of people have attended conventions! for expos. for expos dressed as fictional characters. so, i i yeah, it's it's not worded in a way, but i think it implies you're telling me that 1 in 12 motherfuckers should be walking around looking like fucking the final fantasy character? it still doesn't make sense, yeah. i think it is wrong still. it is, yeah. i don't know. hotel swag!
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3, 2, 1, go. i'm fucking tilted. 3, 2, 1, go. 3, 2, 1, go. i spent a long time teaching these exact vowels, man. i think the way i pronounce them is the same. yeah, same. and i'm not gonna change. harry, harry, because they're not naming motherfuckers harry anymore. it never occurred to me in my life that those two words could be confused. you ever see harry in the hendersons?
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i'm about to go into the twitter dms. i'm gonna send a dm to iron galaxy. excuse me. could you excuse me, tim sweeney. tim sweeney, could you please could you please give iron galaxy a loan of 1 billion dollars so that they can add goku to the game. so that some ass motherfuckers will start playing it. and then can you give me a new account, please?
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