Quotes about “"you're watching"”
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you gotta stop me before he gets too outta here! oh yeah! he was fed! wobbert! wobbert! wobbert! wobbert! wobbert! you fucking... don't do that! you call him wobbert? wobber wobber wobber? i'm bob walters with a very deep voice. bubba walter. i'm bubba walters. and you're watching espn. i will never be wrong.
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are there boys in you? thank you. the boys end me is what i meant, but sure, sure. sure enough. whatever. alright, well i'm gonna bounce. enjoy the boys inside you, nick. i always do. later. later. see you guys. the addiction pill makes you take a full heart of damage until you leave the room. edmund, if you're watching, make the alaskan cream pie an item.
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tell him i say hi. we don't talk anymore. hi john carnage. if you're watching, i know you are. that's his job basically. he watches every twitch stream that exists. no, just ours. he's the watcher. well who watches him? watch us. i don't know, probably like jeff bezos or something. or like jeff bozo, the way he's making business decisions. what? oh! what does that mean? it means that he's a billionaire, i'm jealous. oh.
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thank you for the subscription. hey, thailrod! thank you for the subscription as well. i'm so sorry. but i was gonna say that if you're watching this with your kids, i'm sorry about the whole butthole conversation. also... also... butthole is, so... oh, yeah. i mean, they were born out of one anyway. that's true. rob, you got two fucking points. you know what? let's not talk about it. let's talk about how i won. that's two out of 38 rounds!
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you got green's head? yeah! you get the keeper head for the coin tiers? yeah, that's what green's head is. oh, those are great! green's head. green's head. yeah, green9090, this is his head. i like that guy. wonder what ever happened to him. he's around sometimes, just like, only on doxy's stream, i guess. you're on doxy's stream. that's not true. you're on the nlss. hi. you're watching mad tv. mad.
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plops, if you're watching, you should name your gun. and then you gotta tell me what you named your gun. name it after the top donator. that's how twitch tv should work. top donator for tonight, and i'll text my dad what you decided to name the gun.
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it's like a horror movie. like a christmas themed horror movie that's really bad. snap, crackle, die. oh you're watching the yule log and then it came out and like killed your mother or something. rob i think you know what you have to do here. watch out ladies. he's a real stocking stuffer. they've been making this game for like 30 years and they still can't figure out the physics. that's true. you should definitely kill bonesaw. i mean it could.
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aren't poppers like the studio 54 drug from like the disco era? when you got tired, you would just like snort this like inhalant and be good to go? that sounds like whippets to me. yeah, i think it's the same philosophy, but i might be incorrect. hey, by the way when i hear poppers, i think jalapeno poppers, and those are fine. you can have those. nothing against jalapeno poppers. hey, teens, if you're watching this, don't drink racing fuel. also, we shouldn't have to tell you that.
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i'm spectating. you're watching us? yeah, so just do it. alright, y'all. lead us. lead us. here's room number one. you ready, nick? yeah, i'm ready. pay attention to the floor, too. remember this is, uh, what is this, 801 here. okay, this is 801. this is c01. wait! or no, it's b01 moving to c01. the door closed on us. yeah. yeah, you gotta go through. alright, nick, are you throwing your shoes or am i throwing my shoes? yeah, i got it. i'll throw a shoe. give it a sec.
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you have the pr cloud to get an endorsement. oh my god. the republicans are winning all the democrat endorsements, man! we can't lose florida. we need to win. okay, we still got florida. just remember, i favor social security. what?! you're anti social security now? here, the last thing they could say was a tv hail mary. would you like to appear on the o'malley scenario? i tell you why the left is wrong again. i'm bill o'malley and you're watching the scenario.
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soy milk plus crickets body is the tiniest tier of all time. you can't hit anything with it well, that's why you got to make sure that you got flatworm to go along with it like we got right here. it's the smallest argument sick mean thank you. what does br stand for? brazilian record that's like if you're watching like race in south america and somebody runs a really fast mile. that'll be a br. oh
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i mean you can talk in spanish. we're not doing that thing. we're not doing that thing. if you're watching on twitch.tv that's based in san francisco, you learn to speak english, god damn it. you get on twitch.whatever. is there a... i don't know. is there a spain top level domain? there's gotta be, right? like twitch.es? that's what i was... oh, the es, right. because es e is like sweden. and i was gonna say me for mexico, but that's actually serbia and montenegro. oh.
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