Quotes about “"you're telling me this for the first time"”
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it's the first warhammer 40k game that's ever come out, so i'm looking for you. they did warhammer 39k? you believe it's the year 1999, when in fact it's actually closer to 2199. so this was the first space marine 2 game is what i'm hearing? you're telling me this for the first time, this is the first i've heard of it. well, it was an amazing franchise, it lived an incredible life. fuck this bro. i'm getting you block origin.
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sophia's neighbor. that means you're innocent, which means you're guilty. and then what's the secret with bobby, bro? he's one of five innocents on the edges! i didn't even think about that, which means you're innocent. time! pretty good! pretty good! solved in less than seven. i would take that, man. i would take that. much better. much, much, much better. we're getting there, man. you were referenced yesterday. you're telling me this for the first time.
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i don't think they were getting too fucked up. i think like the average person in the middle ages was probably getting fucked up like two times in their whole life. like at the king's coronation or something like that where they open the taps. let's do it this way. whatever. you're like one of those mobile game ads where they play bad on purpose to make you get the game to play better? i did not know that. you're telling me this for the first time. well, it's not your fault kid.
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i'm hearing that honey actually does have calories. it's the first i've heard of it. you're telling me this for the first time? but apparently some british people wash their dishes and then they don't rinse the soap off of them and then after they're dry they wipe them with a tea towel to wipe off the suds before they put the dishes away, which seems crazy to me because if you're gonna wipe the soap off why don't you just rinse the soap off and then when it's dry you can just put it away instead of
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park in the right spot could go crazy. plus 13. there's no more boons. there's none more boons allowed is what you're saying to me. you're telling me this for the first time. excuse me 20 point i saw 20 point i saw a 50 pot. i'll live with 16 points from a fisher. i wonder if 2014 would recognize 2025 nl vernacular and be proud of it. i wonder if
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dooley? are we really going with that? that was the fastest day of all time? this looks like an online casino game. you're telling me this for the first time. okay. dooley, this is serious. this ain't your granddad's dooley build. gotta be honest, it's looking very bad. we put some serious work on them, but it wasn't enough. that's fine. it's enchantment on the weather glass. enchant an item with burn effects. brother? wait, wait, wait. what happens? what happens?
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no. that's tough. the whole damn tower over. there's nowhere to go, man. yep. everyone here saw sinners, right? not yet. i'm waiting till it's not 24 99 on prime video. we can't talk about it. i'm not really worried about spoilers. you just go to like, i'm hearing this for the first time. you're telling me this for the first time.
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you pick it and you eat it. that's what it's there for. buy plants? we need a better classic criminal. they harvest while you're playing other games? you're telling me this for the first time? it's only an idle game if you don't play it. if you play it, it's an active game. also, i think this is why i'm god's strongest soldier. i swear it to you, i've never in my life been like, i need to have a game to play while i'm playing this game.
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swap with you, pike. yeah, okay, hang on. so it's like this. move, push, move, and then this is just a masterful gambit, really. i've received a steam achievement. kill four enemies in a single turn. and this is good. you're telling me this for the first time? obliterated. poison, but plus two cooldown. i understand the value of it on pike. we just don't have the upgrade slots. i think it's a re roll.
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they could get like, like plate mail or something or i don't know. figure it out, man. i should get hazard pay for auditing a company that's actively committing fraud. yeah, but isn't that like the easiest audit of all time? aren't you just like it's fraud? bizarre patch is supposed to come out in like 30 minutes. oh, no way. it's almost as if that's what the fuck i've been talking about for like 20 minutes since the stream started here. what are we doing, man? you're telling me this for the first time. hold me closer, tiny dancer.
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