Quotes about “"you're gay"”
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i think they mostly were pretty cool with me except for they thought that i was closeted gay. why do they think you're gay? i mean like don't take us the wrong way, but he says things like i'm not gay, but i would suck david tennant's dick. i've already said suck and dick doesn't make you gay. yeah, but like it
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is it in the category of questions you would ask? i don't think so. yeah, i do not think those are affiliated. two, one, go. okay. because it depends, maybe after you were getting pegged, if you turned around and sucked the dick. two, one, go. that one might be a little gay. but the girl is wearing the dick, so it's not gay. it doesn't make any sense. i don't think a penis is not gay, otherwise you're gay when you jerk off. yeah, it's not inherently.
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like, it makes your hands super sticky. oh yeah, yeah. and then you can smash it with a knife and then peel it. your hands are gonna get that super sticky garlicky. oh absolutely. i love that's the allison. like after you... you must have paired garlic. i don't know, seriously. and like minced it and like cut out. i love like the smell in my hands. oh of course. it is a good smell. it's so good. i love the smell of your hands in general. oh geez, you're gay. yeah, i like grabbing my nuts and then sniffing my hands.
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oh here we go. here we go! you're fine, you're fine, you're fine. i don't even think you have to tell your parents you're gay. well i mean they'll figure it out. that's the thing! when you show up with your boyfriend, they'll figure it out i'm sure. look, any coming out of any type is completely up to you whether or not it's gonna help or hinder your situation. oh i know, but like... and there are cases where it's fine to just never tell them if it's gonna hurt you in the long run.
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speaking of the well, okay. sorry. oh, yeah, if he's got a shit you go ahead. yeah, i gotta let babs and i'll be right back yeah, yeah, wait a minute, dude see you later. is this where you got the is it from our back channel mouth skinny dick meatballs and p.m my holes i told you at the time i said check our channel. i want to get fucked in a hidey hole and shit, you're gay
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no, why not, dude? who's bullying? dude, he lost mario party chill, man. this has got to be malice. apollo, sorry, i can't defend you anymore because people on the internet already think we're in a gay secret relationship. yeah, i didn't see that. like, we are even more. that's fucking funny, dude. it's not real. it's not real. i love boo! i suck at this! chiblee, for the record, i... not that there's anything wrong with it, but i don't think you're gay. but it is funny that when you said
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and i still think back to the 40 year old virgin to show how much culture has changed. because they do have that scene where paul rudd and seth rogen are playing mortal kombat and seth rogen says, you know how i know you're gay? you listen to coldplay. and in like, 05, that joke made sense. but now in 2025, there might be no straighter band to listen to. like, there's no shot, right? if you're listening to coldplay, you're straight as fuck. it's kind of a little vanilla, a little boring. i like some of their songs.
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body double appears to be the correct answer. what? doesn't make any sense. as you cross the sign, a morse code message simultaneously calls out, this way if you're gay. it's a really interesting demoralization technique to apply to enemy soldiers. that's really something. oh. it's the final fibbage.
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sometimes i feel like the vast majority of people out there are very normal. if you ask them how they feel about pegging, they would be like, why would i care? it's not my butthole. but online, i guess there's a lot of influencers who are like, if you've ever watched star wars, you're gay. you will never be a billionaire if you've ever subscribed to netflix, or like insane stuff like that. so i don't know. that's why. yeah, but that's only like, that's like a thousand dudes.
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you can say that? they couldn't even know you're gay and dumb. no, this is a very important part of our constitutional rights. you seriously do not talk to the police. you are allowed to and you should. the cop in that video that i was just telling you about said just don't talk to us. don't do it. you can even if you're not guilty of a crime, even if you're not guilty of a crime, you can still incriminate yourself.
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