Quotes about “"you promise"”
Search the full Northernlion archive below, or browse the quotes on this page.
-
8044.600
how do they know that they have to touch your tongue? that's a good point. well, eventually... oh, geez, i guess instead of trying to answer the prompt, i should just say stuff about my personal life some more. on their cheeks and stare at their crops, 61 to 39. works for mouth. something you promise to yell if you win this game. madrina's boys, or plague is the correct pronunciation. no, it's not.
Search ↗
-
2797.06
you don't need a prescription for anything. there's a pharmacy every three stores. anabolic steroids, boner pills, hair loss medication. we were joking because there's guys like there's pictures of like ronnie coleman flexing on the front of the pharmacy and there's dudes trying to like sell you steroids while you walk by. we walked by one and the guy was like you will look like this in two weeks. i'm like you promise? anyway,
Search ↗
-
2243.22
you need to decide what type of hero you will be. i'm sure there will be plenty of opportunity for that in the days to come. you promise? our new guests are eager to show you something. and for god's sakes, take that damn collar off. remember budapest? and caracas? remember caracas? remember bogota?
Search ↗
-
980.16
blade. order of the midnight suns. his steak will finish you off. what, you promise? there's so many quote unquote accidental innuendos in this game. his spike will finish you off forever. non lethally. temporarily. you can't tell me that this is not intentional. half man, half spider gets swallowed by sandman?
Search ↗
-
6041.74
it's embarrassing. you're acting like a child. this is just, it's actually, you can justify any stupidity by just saying it's about the principle. and it has no validity in this case. you know how many promises i make to my two year old? you promise you're gonna eat your dinner? yeah. okay, then we can play a little bit more. catch her like 15 minutes later tossing the plate of grilled cheese across the damn room. like this is, you can't reason
Search ↗
-
7317.60
and then when a woman does a movie that does really well, they're like, whoa, great movie. by the way, isn't it crazy? she's a woman. anyway, the whole cast is nominated for best actor, best actress, best supporting actor, best supporting actress. you'll never even remember the director's name. you're right, it could just be angelina jolie. turns out i do know her name. i don't know this guy though. jimmy kimmel? it's jerry seinfeld? it's ricky gervais? this man is not done making you squirm. ooh, you promise? carol burnett.
Search ↗
-
4705.60
i think the answer's here. it's a lot like magazine ads in the 90s except those were project got milk holy cow his right bicep hiding something something potentially big that's more context than i normally get for potential suicide missions into the hydra nest we go if we're really going into those tunnels underneath mountain wonder gore get ready for some good old fashioned grime and slime you promise saying the red skull did not value comfort i
Search ↗
-
1875.94
in order to determine, well yes, maybe your daughter threw boiling hot water on her sister but at the same time you promised she would never have to clean the stables. well like, i guess i should have made you promise not to throw boiling hot water on your sister. i think that even if he is the asshole here, i think he's the asshole in a very very small way
Search ↗
-
1868.54
starting the bedtime routine at 8, she goes to bed at 9, reading her some stories, tuck her in, get out of the room, one more book. okay, i'll read you one more book. you promise? i promise. and then like i read the book and she's like no don't leave, read another book. and then like i've put my foot down on sometimes we were having bedtimes that stretched up to like you know 10 p.m. or something like that. it was like a pitched battle.
Search ↗
-
4951.50
i've gone over 100 feet. real feet? you promise? i'm gonna defeat man, i'm sorry. come on! 101! come on! jesus, just pick it up in the sky and take it a little bit further. no, man, if that was a perfect angle, i would have destroyed it. i'm coming for you, hoborat.
Search ↗
