Quotes about “"you get small"”
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i was just trying to be racist for no reason. oh, okay. i was going to call you out. you normally have big milk, but when you drink the arginine, you get small milk? i believe the arginine is probably in milk in the same way that, you know... what would cows have to do with male semen? i... what? you didn't understand what i was talking about this whole time. what do cows have to do with male semen? yeah.
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1150.58
and we'll absolutely go to that because at this point we're basically throwing out hail marys in the hopes that we pick up maybe the chance to become guppy or something. i could wait for these guys to eventually shoot their bombs over here. oh! ah, that one almost worked. but it's still worth the trade here. especially if you get small rock. oh, troll bomb. very nearly took me out there. lots of spirit hearts. probably shouldn't have picked those up yet. oh well. we'll lose one of them. no we won't. we'll get some pills here. these could be important.
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871.12
so we'll be hoping for like a real deal with the devil on the next floor, but lump of coal for free is fine. it's not like an enormous coup. i kind of treat it the same as picking up a small rock. except you have to fight krampus for it. so, you know, when you get small rock you don't go, oh! small rock! like, that's hot shit right there. thank you, infamy, by the way. you go, eh, small rock, that's pretty good. that's probably the best possible outcome there. and i was gonna say thank you, then i took it back at the last minute because i was mad.
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64.00
i think you could probably suss out a mathematical analysis that would satisfy me here though, because one bomb for one spirit heart, it's still a good trade. but what are the permutations you get from a tinted rock? you get small rock. an early small rock is probably better, i think most people would admit, than a single spirit heart. even though this is the most valuable spirit hearts will probably ever be until we come literally within inches of our own death.
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2968.90
the small rock is such a good job. once you get small rocks, tinted rocks are actually bad for you because they waste your bombs. i hate that you're not looking up sunday horse driving me nuts right now. i don't need to look up sunday horse, maybe. after a near fatal accident on a horse the experts thought was nothing special, a determined rider from the wrong side of the tracks defies all odds to pursue her dreams of winning a national jumping championship. is this sunday horse? oh, you were talking about sunday horse! yeah, of course i was. so the whole thing that's...
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619.12
it's like evolving your pokemon. if you choose to just press b, the baby stays in for another nine months and becomes two, and then you press b again, it's three. how do you get small rock again? blow up a bunch of rocks, did you get it? you gotta kill a hundred tented rocks and then it adds to your item pool. yeah, no, i mean, it's in my item pool. you just gotta find it then, it's just around. blow up some small rocks, man. i think i got it in my item pool. oh, baby, a triplet. oh, yeah.
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1652.66
i'm going in here and hoping for a guppy item. i did not get a guppy item. oh, this joker's not even guppy yet. i know are you? no. did you get small rock? yep. is that a problem? well, you're matching me upgrade for upgrade. the d100 man, you should have stuck with it. i probably... well, i mean i would have. do we want to go do hush?
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117.92
causes some problems. there will not be a self sacrifice room on this floor. we got plenty of time. it's the first floor. we could have been out of here much faster, but yeah. now you're looking at this and you're like, shit, if we took mr. mega, probably could have blown up all of these, get a few spirit hearts, maybe a golden chest i can open, who knows what's in there. could be shit, could be awesome. maybe you get small rock, maybe you just end up with four spirit hearts, but either way, you're probably feeling pretty good about the situation. instead we have nothing, so...
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323.74
okay, next deal with the devil. yeah, probably just take them both. it's pretty good okay, but then i always forget which one is a theme is that the one that works when you get hit a theme is one that what that works when you get hit? that's stupid so it's not as good. yeah, i probably would have rerolled that in hindsight. did you get small rock on that floor? yes. yes
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1051.68
i believe that is correct. i think it's a little... five guys is a little bit... but how did you feel when i described his order? uh, what did he say? a cheeseburger and large fries? okay, well... large fries is kinda ridiculous. yeah, that was the comment. everyone was like, why are you getting large fries? if you get small fries, they fill a whole paper bag with fries and give it to you.
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