Quotes about “"wife" "wires"”
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11127.94
do you have a frag grenade in your room? a little known way to get gum out of your hair. a frag grenade, wife farts, binging with ball sacks, help me apollo i'm trapped in the wires, the mamas and the shardas, anime or a greasy blockage. i'm gonna get the middle one. it's your roommate. help me apollo!
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1140.84
not power. yeah, and then you put your hands into the electrical wires and it goes like aahhh and then tim the tool man taylor's hair stands on end and you can like see a skeleton for a second and all the power goes out for the whole neighborhood and then his wife's like, tim! he's so bad at what he does for a living. shout out to a razzor, thanks very much. and his douchebag kids are like, oh give me money, give me money.
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there's something about that expression that's... i wouldn't say it's like nefarious, but it makes it seem like it's a stipulation in contract law. my lawfully wedded wife. how do we... like this is a thing. again, i think we plant... heavy watt joint plate. joint plate. allows wires to be run through wall and floor tiles. try something like that. yeah, yeah, maybe that'll solve the problem here.
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okay, i told luke it was calm but i didn't just put the cue and i feel bad now. no, that's awesome. oh, who's this? who's this? i love instructions, man. let's do this, man. i've cleared the air with your wife, kate lovely momo. okay, thank you for that. now we will be friends forever. if wires are red, yellow, black, cut the black. really? okay, if the button's white, press it when it shows six. fuck you.
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3786.86
yeah, but there's wires all over the place. it's just one wire. is it always on? i don't know, man. i don't live my whole life according to the rigors of the dash cam. i wasn't prepared for this line of questioning. this is a grill. it's crazy, man. my wife bought the dash cam. we plugged in the dash cam and it's going like this. i don't know anyone who has a dash cam. i didn't watch like a 90 minute buyer's guide on dash cams before we got it. we just got it in, you know, bought groceries.
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