Quotes about “"wife" "cable"”
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6793.12
and then he didn't know what he could say because if he says like, ah that's not me that's my wife and then like obviously the cable guy is gonna be like yeah right of course like ryan ryan said he just like he ate it he was like ah yes so now this cable guy will forever know ryan is interested in like animal tits and ass
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4286.30
i thought it was a family show. honestly, the other thing that i'm most excited for about this is if you can transfer pokemon from pokemon let's go... well, let's be honest. i'm playing let's go, eevee. who the fuck is gonna pick pikachu? get out of here. some people like pikachu. that's okay. i'll pick whatever one my wife doesn't pick. and that way we can do the link cable thing and she can have an abracadabra.
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paramount plus legit the laggiest service i've ever used. dude, i honestly it's so crazy. i was talking to kate my wife about it yesterday. it's insane how slow our basic cable is or like our digital cable box. like when you you turn on your tcl okay you use the little remote to select hdmi one it goes to the digital cable box the digital cable box goes
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264.42
it's gonna look very similar. this wall behind me is so much further away than the other one. and i think i should remove the paper shredder from the vicinity here. i think the printer, whatever, but hang on, let me let me remove this paper shredder. you don't need to see the paper shredder. there's no point there. anyway, my cable management is great because my wife did all the cable management. that's the answer to your question.
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293.40
not only did she do all the cable management, but then she zip tied it so it's like locked in place forever. because she knows that i would not do it. i would just plug everything in as much as possible or as fast as possible. i'm a big ally. like, i am... we don't have a very heteronormative relationship. last night, my wife built the furniture with just a little bit of help from me basically just when she needed a little extra muscle.
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1025.28
we shouldn't be dying against carrying a queen over and over, but we are, is the thing. how did it happen? well, you know, i was scrolling through netflix as one does, and he told a joke about how he's on a diet, and, you know, it's his wife that's got him on the diet. by the way, larry the cable guy for context is a comedian who was at the height of his popularity in like the...
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7262.94
oh, you know, i was originally almost wore jeans today, but then my wife reminded me it was tennis night. and they're all like, oh, they're instantly like disarmed. they're like, this guy's married. somebody else intertwined their entire life with his. so he's like he's disarmed instantly. otherwise, it might be like, who's this fucking bald golem type figure in our tennis class? everybody else is just, you know, talking and he's doing the wind sprints from the cable guy.
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644.36
jacks don't work and we had to call the cable company that were an electrician the cable company went like we checked it on our end not our problem i put my daughter to bed last night came out. my wife was in the damn walls she said i got some inspiration. i got an idea we have see, i don't i'm not this isn't my forte. this isn't like my area of expertise we have a modem that modem then feeds into a splitter and
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4938.26
that's why. or you take the data and you use it. so like, when my wife came over to my house for the first time or when i was dating my wife, i tucked away fallout 3 and pushed the ps3 back a little bit next to the cable box so you really had to look to see it. you know like, i knew it, chat! i knew!
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on friday, i was just sitting here setting my youtube videos. then out of nowhere, tomo was sleeping behind my monitor. you know, the cable management is great back there. it's not because of me, it's because my wife, when we set it up, she was like, i'm actually going to do your cable management for you. so it's not so scuffed back there. so she got it set up nicely back there. but anyway, tomo's sleeping back there. he woke up.
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176.86
i watched an old nl video and his old setup looks weird to me now. and i can't go back. now two things. one, this internet jack doesn't work. i got a six cable plugged into it. the internet jack in my office doesn't work. the internet jack in my wife's office doesn't work. we have someone coming to look at it next week. what i did is i moved a wi fi extender right next to my computer and it gave me slight
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