Quotes about “"wife" "best friend"”
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i didn't even, i hit freaking restart before i even saw how high it was. alright, this is our last run, so make good use of it. okay. i like mushrooms, fuck off josh. that's what kate says to you. i don't give a fuck about what kate said, now or ever. i just died. god damn it, fuck you. don't make me choose. i hate kate. between my fifth best friend and my wife. dude, we're not married yet. you gotta marry nick, i told you! it's the only hahaha!
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it's pretty handy does he i don't like though that like he's angry joe and then the other joe he calls other joe? which i kind of think is a little bit disrespectful. that's like my wife taffy's like his best friend though like yeah, i'm sure they've i'm sure it's not a problem for them but from the outside looking in it's like yeah
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does he? i don't like though that like he's angry joe and then the other joe he calls other joe yeah, which i kind of think is a little bit disrespectful. that's like my wife taffy so demeaning isn't he like his best friend though? like don't they have that worked out? i'm sure it's not a problem for them but from the outside looking in it's yeah you don't have to be other joe you can be defined as joseph. that's okay. yeah, you're you know what angry joe is the other joe to me
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which is an idea they should make a movie about that straight joker. do you imagine like the joker having a wife hard day at work, honey? what's for dinner roast beef joker? my favorite it's coming out this year really i kind of saw it as more like a trying to think of the archetype that i'm going for here, you know lizzie kaplan and her best friend did mean girls i kind of thought joker 2 would be like about that dynamic you tell me that you're kind of
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his wife and johnny depp? who was in the chair? okay, you guys are literally internet poisoning. it's starting to piss me off. you can have friends and also be married without your friends fucking your wife. what are you talking about? it's so much worse that it's innately hilarious that his best friend is 2020s johnny depp.
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gregor clegane nicknamed nicholas fargo is a fan of song and ice and fire gone mad after an interlocutor at comic con told him that the mountain is just a character killed him by crushing his head the same day imprisoned sounds like a wild dude sean forrest six years for kidnapping oh michael mcneil michael was arrested for attempted murder when upon finding his wife cheating on him with his best friend he attacked the man the victims injuries were broken ribs and nose laceration ahead and short term coma weapon
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corey, let's get in on an alliance. pass it to kate. okay. corey's gonna pass it to you, you pass it to me. i trust her. hello? you get the bomb, you give it to me. if i get the bomb, i give it to you. that sounds perfect. i'm sick, man. if i get the bomb, i give it to you. who exploded? who blew up? i don't know. i don't know. i don't know. this scared me. either my wife or my best friend just betrayed me.
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barbecue, great sushi, people are polite, the trains are everywhere and they're so quiet it's beautiful and then on my last day i'm like i just want to not have to have my wife order my food like i'm five years old. well, i know you could learn the language. yeah, i could build a rocket ship and go to the moon with my best friend elon musk, but you know it's all about what you choose to do with your time i suppose. i kind of thought about buying a spear at heart, but i think phd is a
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oh, okay. varus? are you talking about, um... the spider? i thought you were talking about niles' wife on frasier? niles! niles! niles! carl! niles. niles, that's ridiculous. niles, that's preposterous. that's preposterous, niles! niles! i'm a psychiatrist with a radio show! niles' dad. niles and i are no one's best friend. roz.
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that's quinn hughes when he hasn't seen his best friend, kash patel, in a couple days. when he sees his best friend, kash patel, i'm sure he's like, oh, yes, my best friend! it's my best friend, the director of the fbi! now that's a mansion. if you want to change the look of the living room or the group name for the home, just ask your wife. am i right, fellas?
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