Quotes about “"wife guy"”
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yeah, yeah, that's what i'm saying, man. i think there's probably like a medical reason for macbeth's violent tendencies. he kinda is a wife guy. bro comes back with the title of the thane of cawdor and is like, i'm not gonna kill the king. and then she's like, you're not what? and then she gives him that frances mcdormand stare. and he goes, all right, i guess i'll do it. prove this is not a recorded video from 2023? okay, easily. hey, chat, how we all feeling about bill burr right now?
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before she even opens the burger it says like, special, made to order, no pickles. it basically, your husband is mcdonald's certified wife guy. it's free xp. you're stupid if you don't do it. it's a login bonus. okay, sorry i got lost for a second. you clean up the table a little after a meal? i clean it all up man, i clean it all up. i don't get out of wet wipe and wipe it down but yeah, i put everything on the tray and then i put the tray in the garbage, of course, no matter where i am.
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i didn't look so it was it was fucking sick. oh, well, i'll take your word for it. oh you you fucking deep them for you. oh that was a rocket ship went through me. unfortunately, the passes are impossible like it's you got to have your stick in the perfect position obama's wife guy. oh, no. did you see him pass it to himself? oh
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yes! the saw is sinking on that one. wow! what the fuck man? okay, okay. did he jump? he jumped and hit it with like the shaft of his stick. what the fuck man? that's a hacker right there. we gotta get them banned. ip banned. that's obama's wife guy man. get him out of here. obama's wife guy.
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the replay is so good! no one's even in it, man. oh! oh, way too hot, way too hot. oh, good. little moment, sorry. oh, just knock him over. oh no, oh no, oh no. obama's wife guys got it. i got no stamp. you fucked that up. you fucked that up. you fucked that up. you fucked him up. oh no, and he died. it must not have been obama's wife guy with the stick handling. nice! i got it past him, dude!
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3725.16
he's watching me on the ground. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, nice. pick his pocket a little bit. oh, sorry. oh, too much, too much. it's coming back though? it's coming back. it's getting me. it's under his stick. he's got too much speed for me. he's fucked it up again. i'm sorry obama's wife guy. where are you going, bro? he's just he's just he's just driving. he thinks he's quinn hughes. sorry, sorry. he's kind of keeping it away from everyone. i call it he's kind of just running laps.
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like i'm just, it's like the austin powers, i don't even know, the golf cart parking. i don't know what vehicle you'd call that, personal transport device. i'm very much a wife guy. last night, it took me two hours to put the baby to bed. she was going insane. i came downstairs, it was like 10.05 pm. i like to go to bed at 10.30. sink an island full of dishes. you know what i did? i sent my wife a message on discord.
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this is the wife man deck. yes! we don't say wife man though. something about it comes across as like very, i don't know, very aggressive. this is interesting. say wife guy, yeah. am i crazy to think that shoot the moon is actually like bad for us? because we want to play our queens. we're probably not going to have hands that are like seven queens and then this gives us a maximum of 39. i mean, you know what i'm realizing? i will take it
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when my wife was in university, she took a japanese literature class and one time, you want the ultimate wife guy answer here? one time she was like, i'm too busy to do this assignment. can you do it for me? and i read the whole fucking book and wrote the whole fucking essay or wrote the whole fucking essay.
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oh my god! oh my god! oh man! my husband is such a wife guy. what did i do? he got me all stacked with a sambayman. because you called khan a lot, it gives a lot more chances for regular dora to be had in someone's hand. and then if someone calls rishi and wins, that means they had three chances to win with oradora.
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i never thought i'd see the day. it's friday energy's next level, i'm feeling it. i'm really feeling it! it's from dan's dream. who's your favorite character in the addams family? dude, it's gotta be gomez. like, i mean, come on. it's pubert. gomez is the original wife guy, no question. but like, raul, julia, he also crushed it in the role.
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1022.30
didn't have it because we were sick for so long. i mean, i say we, but it's because i'm like a wife guy, right? i'm very accommodating to my wife. i don't wanna be seen as accusatory. i don't wanna be like, wow, my wife getting sick ruined christmas. but also then don't wanna say, you know.
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i had to wait until everyone's here to tell to everyone that ryan got me a cheesecake and a congratulations card last night after the stream and then he said congratulations on the debut. it was very, very sweet. very sweet. he's very nice. pretty nice guy. such a wife guy. what a guy. i am conscious of the fact though i've been buying you a lot of treats lately.
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