Quotes about “"why is it" "shirt"”
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nowadays, why is it that so many people are wearing clothes that say shit like, like, saw a lady this weekend. i saw the back of her shirt. it said, look at the front of my shirt for some good news. i was like, i gotta see where this goes. i waited a little while, moved my head a little bit. she turned around in front of the shirt. jesus loves you. talk about a fucking bait and switch, bro.
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why is it so wrinkly? it's a t shirt, you don't iron it, but it shouldn't be so wrinkly. maybe i have a wrinkled body. i don't know, i hadn't considered that. maybe the shirt's fine. maybe the shirt's innocent. magic shield. it requires odds. let's learn it on an even. but magic shield, i think i've underrated magic shield. i think we should be using it a lot. a lot more than i have been historically. however, i also think we don't need to use it that much here
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what the? why is it raining? is it fixer rain? there's no umbrellas allowed. i love how people can't decide whether i'm scamming people or i'm generous. why don't you go to h&m and ask how much your $30 shirt costs in terms of its inputs. bunko, you still love painting, right? the heck is going on, man? take me down. dunkey, dunkey, dunkey, dunkey, dunkey.
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also, i do have to say if you have copious amounts of chest hair, i feel like you're going to have to wash your sheets all the time. at least with a shirt, you keep some of like the hair that naturally comes out when you're just kind of like ambiently existing. it keeps it kind of locked in one area. just shave your chest. why is it? yeah, you know what, just so you can go to sleep without a shirt on.
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as someone who has done a lot of cocaine, it's clear you're not on cocaine. i know, i'm not even wearing like a silk shirt or anything. i don't think in my life i've ever said something like, let's get this party started. if anything, i'm like, let's wind this shit down. would anybody like some tea? do you need me to call you a cab? ah, thank you. tea sounds nice. $2 a bag. why is it always ants, man?
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why is it called kentucky fried chicken when for tax purposes it's incorporated in luxembourg? the world may never know. yeah. asia, i mean i can't speak for asia but at least korea and japan. they're a little weird with names sometimes. like, a lot of english named places in korea are, uh, they have story in them. so you'll go to a clothing store, but it's not a clothing store. it's called like shirt story. and you're like, alright. i don't know why
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when you're like, i'm faster than you and we wouldn't get along in real life. i just won twice. what do you mean chae young would love the thin blue line? you don't know that. it wasn't chae young, okay? it was her stylist. she's taking a lot of heat right now. why is it that her stylist is not taking any heat? i need to get kate in here to give me the straight dope about the twice drama. chae young from twice wore a qanon t shirt
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that's an old design. that's, well i mean that's just like... what about pushing up daisies? i like that saying too. but why is it a skeleton finger? the whole point is that most of them aren't brand specific. they're just like shit people might be like oh that's kind of cool. you're just like fuck that fox guy. you're just the shirt guy. you just have a shirt now.
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i'm like my personality is like a cynical guy who's like trying to be nicer but at the same time like anytime i'm out in public i'm like why is it taking you so long to do this like you're 50 years old? surely you've been to a shirt store before why is it taking you why? why are you walking in the middle of the aisle when if you walked on the side two people could actually fit through like
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i love you in detective pikachu. shit drives me crazy. probably rode there on his damn road bike. piece of crap. plain white t is the best nl. change my mind? okay, i'll change your mind. this shit ain't plain. it's a vintage new balance basketball shirt because you know i love the ball. it's only plain from the collarbone up. be a feeble driver. driving like michael cera. why is it even the most...
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