Quotes about “"where am i"”
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hello everybody, welcome to the northernlion live super show, the thursday october 29th, 2015 edition. i as always am your host northernlion, joined by esteemed co host rock lee smile. what is this show? what am i doing? where am i? welcome back from the emerald isle. what day is it? it's been a really long time. it's thursday october 29th, 2015. as everyone knows, this is the last thursday before halloween, which is why it's a special occasion today.
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you know, i care about myself too much right now. oh wow! i've done that before too! what the fuck just happened? i netted you, you dropped your sword and it killed you. you netted me, i dropped sword. and it killed you. where am i heading? this is bad. oh, it's better now. shit. oh my god. i did not murder him! i did. almost got me there, josh. get away from me!
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oh no! rub a muppet in you! no! rub a muppet in you, bloon man! rub a muppet in yourself into a room and netted himself. oh god. fuck! yeah! this is like how you beat the capra demon. you just throw bananas over the wall. don't do it, josh. you don't have the sack, honestly. oh! i jumped on it, i think. where am i?
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craig and jan did. who's craig? craig? craig brady is their uncle! i've smoked him like that! he banged the whole family. where am i? i hate that table! oh, i'm gonna get the most valuable weapon of all. your brain. oh, i see what you did there. oh, fuck! oh, no!
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where am i? you're in the duck bucket. you're gonna die! i didn't pull the pin, got it! jokes on you. ahh, tell me! i got a duck nugget out of you. how will it end? how will it end? that's how. holy shit, ryan is on point today. wow! you took it off your head. that armor is not good. oh my god.
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that was a good win. i didn't... i didn't... i don't know. where am i? i have no idea what happened there. you threw a sword across the level and hit you. i'm pretty sure that i should have died first. great shot. i think grenades should always explode if you die holding it. you got lucky though.
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oh, it's a rock map. well, i died instantly last time. you're playing nature's most dangerous dance. oh! so close. where am i? am i dead? oh! oh! oh! i got you. i got you. oh my god!
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sadly there's no five room on this so i gotta go down to the caves two. actually no, i skipped past the caves two because there was a double floor. so where am i? i'm at necropolis one. that's pretty good. i think i went a whole other run and got back to where you are but that's okay. no, tammy's head, brimstone, wiggle worm is pretty dope. it creates like a nice looking like celtic knot of brimstone lasers.
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damn it. oh man, it's really good. where am i? they're opening that door. oh, oh, oh, oh! secret helicopter man. that's what they call me, secret helicopter man. why did i call you? oh no! no way!
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pop of my gas. i'll just turn off random maps. i think that'll be for the best. no more random maps. yeah, random maps. they're usually pretty bad. oh, new settings. i gotta verify that these fit my competitive meta. turned off the random maps. where am i? oh yeah. yo, yo. cool it. why? i've disarmed you. why'd you do that? whoa! break the wrist and walk away.
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where am i? i seem to have struck a nerve there ryan's off the quiet. alright. hp sauce has ben roethlisberger on the cover. that'd be pretty sweet. finally bringing it into the tiniest industry.
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you're a d, so that's not cut. and just red is an s. red light star. oh, nevermind, we're good. you can go to on the subject of anything. if it's the last one, always cut it. i got the button. okay, button. hold, press and hold. it is white. white strip is a one, yeah. beautiful. okay, we're good. i need one second to get the next morse code started then we'll look at what's left. so far so good though. wait, where am i supposed to go?
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hey, do you know if you shoot a flamethrower in a tree, you get lit on fire? nope. ooh hoo hoo hoo! call it egg mayo instead of egg salad because there's no fucking salad in it. you know what? the salad is mayo. no it's not! oh, oh, this is a whole can of worms that we could unleash. the salad is mayo though. where am i? here you go. don't stop till you're numb. uh oh. don't stop till you're getting numb. i picked up the bananas instead of the sword.
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i'm gonna try to do that myself. cobalt, you're my only advocate. thank you. oh, hey. what? where am i? okay. are you fucking kidding me? i can't believe that actually just happened. it went through the fucking teleporter. alright, hold on. rob, and your wife. i think it's this way. no, i gotta find it. don't let us talk you into it. i know how to get him. how do i blow it up? why? no? what? really? why throws the remote, man? why throws it?
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you can shoot down with the suicide cannon if you're... if you're basically... yeah, because it just shoots opposite of normal, so up is down too. where am i? you have to be very confident to do that though, because if you're not flapping, you're gonna die. you learned so much. what if you have no friends? it's still fun to play. you can get pick up games in this, but you're right, yeah, you should probably have some friends to play it with if you can. well, yeah, i should have been dead before, so... i didn't even get my gun.
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