Quotes about “"this is audible"”
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dan gave mandalorian and grogu four and a half stars on letterboxd its peak. hey, but can i say something in dan's defense? he also gave the mandalorian and grogu four and a half stars on letterboxd in like december 2020. what did he know? kaneda, what do you see? go check the date of when he made that review. i think that he thought he was reviewing the season two mandalorian finale when actually he put the review under the movie. this is audible.
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one of those... let me think about this. we get there, we don't need ornamental fan. in that case, play this and hold two shirts. it's not this is audible, it's audible hopes you've enjoyed this program. you have just outed yourself, you have self reported as a prologue skipper. the prologue is insNLy important to set your expectations and the lens through which you should be listening to the rest of the work by motherfucker. it starts with this is audible. now what does it end with?
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anything that i have learned... i can't believe this worked by the way. anything that i have learned from listening to history audiobooks and podcasts to fall asleep has exclusively been from nights where i didn't sleep very well. so i remember, you know, an extra 25 minutes before bed and then like a little bit of like half asleep half awake stuff. apart from that it's like, you know, this is audible and then that's the last thing i remember.
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check this out. this is audible. that's pretty good. that would have been so good if i hadn't heard it before. it's actually the best impression i have in my entire, in my oeuvre. yeah, that was good. that's what i got. bye bye. oh, no, guys, i'm the only one left. yeah, man. you got this, though. and then i'll hit him and i'll do this and then i'll exhaust my entire hand.
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damn. man, fuck ai. we got ek, earth canaan. this is... i sounded so much like this is audible. did you hear that? this is audible. i don't know how i channeled that so quickly. this is audible. nothing is coming to me on this one. i think you might be timothy oliphant. and penelope cruz? i'm more confident that this is penelope cruz, but i don't know if it's timothy oliphant.
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i sit in the back, for sure. i was back left senior year, because that was like, i mean, you got first pick. when i was younger, i definitely sat at the very front. younger kids sit at the front, for sure. i don't, even to this day, i don't mind being like about a third into the bus. there's a lot of pressure at the back, a lot of pressure to be cool. this is audible. it's orphanage, it's orphanage. this looks like where the damn addams family lives.
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there's got to be, what about this thing back here? what about the only other object on the screen? what is it? i don't even know what that is. oh shit! oh shit dude! it's a rocket launcher. damn. rocket launcher. rocket launcher. this is audible. does that trigger anybody in chat when i say that? it seems to me in my head it sounds like a hundred percent like the audible guy.
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this is audible. this is audible. like, do you feel like you're gonna fall asleep if you listen to audible to fall asleep? it's one to one. it's... i gotta start dropping that randomly in conversation. this is audible. the end of this game just being american gladiators is so crazy to me. okay, wait. let's go, let's go. oh shit, it's a... a grenade! get him. come here, come here, get you a grenade! wait, hold on, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. rush him.
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i need a pirate coin. i need a pirate coin so i can go to the surgeon. i don't think john wick sounds like that at all. no, this is john wick getting back shots i think. this is audible. that one's pretty good though. good try. that was good man. ain't nothing wrong with that. oh my god. i think i hit him. oh, it says i hit him 34. i got the morning
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it's a rocket launcher. damn. rocket launcher. rocket launcher. this is audible. does that trigger anybody in chat when i say that? it seems to me in my head it sounds like a hundred percent like the audible guy. like do you feel like you're gonna fall asleep if you listen to audible to fall asleep? it's one to one. it's... i gotta start, i gotta start dropping that randomly in conversation. this is audible. oh wait, hold on. hold on.
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isn't he super cancelled? well like, like his metabolic processes have been cancelled. probably like 1700 maybe like 1800 years ago? something like that? yeah this motherfucker, i boot up the book and it's like this is audible! penguin audio books presents
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i don't know if that's true, i honestly don't know that much about the history of aviation. that might be, you know, maybe my next audiobook? not that i write or read out loud? i don't know, that's weird. is it hey, isn't it weird? um, hey, in 1950, i'm gonna read a book, sits down and reads a book. hey, in 2020, i'm gonna read a book. this is audible. simon & schuster audiobooks presents...
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not necessarily stoked but not dying. this is huge. wait, wait, wait. this is audible. then this, we may live the fight another day. okay, now we probably, i mean there's no world in which we don't get our ass beat by the test subject, but still. obviously you need this. obviously you need this and i don't wanna die so yes, i'll play that. crazy defense.
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womenshi jizhi. i don't know why my app is like dropping me behind enemy lines and trying to get me like not killed or something like that. we are americans. we are journalists. zhi shi audible. wait, wait, is there a this is audible in chinese? did it translate audible literally? why are you calling me it? i'm a human being with personal pronouns.
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