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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

115.860 it's october already. i actually had a thing when i was making a thumbnail for one of the nlss vods and i was like, what is it, like the 17th? it's like, no, it's like the 23rd. yeah. so it was like a week later than i thought it was. Search ↗
385.740 lot of steak houses. big on the burning fire. it's a primal thing i guess. it's sort of like you're getting back down to like the beginning of man. well that's how they cook the meat. sitting down with the fire there, you get some steak in your mouth and chew it up. exactly. and you take your shirt off and just go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Search ↗
572.660 i would say is probably the best thing about fireplaces for little kids. has led you into the career path you're in today. yeah, absolutely. well, no, i mean for real though, it did make me kind of go, you know what? that's pretty cool. i might like consider smithing as a decent fun thing to do as a hobby. wouldn't it be sweet if you went to a pioneer village and they had a j smith and he was just like, yeah, hey, what's up? he'd be like stay a while and listen. i guarantee it. you would say that probably? he would laugh at your jokes and then you know, maybe like Search ↗
601.200 drink like six or seven beers. yeah fall asleep pretty cool with the whole thing. yeah, you'd be you'd be okay you'd be a hit kids should probably not have six or seven beers either mmm, not in not in one not in the us anyway, not in one night space him out. yeah, i mean like maybe over the course of a week, you know, this is the doctor says it's like one drink. oh Search ↗
1294.980 isn't chocolate an aphrodisiac? i don't i don't know if choc i don't buy this whole aphrodisiac thing. it's like some ancient fucking greek science Search ↗
1304.300 yeah, i've heard the same thing about aphrodisiacs and i'm not sure if it's really if it's one of those things or if it's just like do people just say that? i think people just say it's like it's a placebo effect man as someone who is not a scientist i am very confident it's a placebo effect like people always say it about oysters it's like because it's like a testicle and it's got a lot of zinc in it. it's like bullshit man. it's like a testicle what? people do it they say that man they say it's at least it's like a testicle Search ↗
1359.220 really you really don't know the dragon had a name like that a full name we could be pretty pretty pretty wait you're doing metroid impressions now. that's not metroid. that was as the x files metroid music is like that. no better. no no no oh god, but i don't know man doing the thing where when you confuse star trek and star wars to it to piss off all the nerds i Search ↗
1613.540 be honest, it really was kind of uncomfortable by it. why would you be uncomfortable by one fictional character from your childhood being shadow the hedgehog and then having his bottom half be sonic the hedgehog turned into a toilet that's about to be shitted? i don't understand. it was the impending shitting that did a lot of the uncomfortable elements for me. there was like a figure coming in off frame. what was the thing that it said? it was like... Search ↗
2000.820 this is a doable run even though i don't have great items yet. it's what i mean nine lives is carries it do a lot with nine lives so i just want to say as to use this platform very quickly to reach a bunch of people i want to say that the beginners guide for those of you out there that care was fantastic if you watch the roundtable podcast we talked a little bit about it. we knew nothing about it i've now played the whole thing and it was really really good. yeah, what about the Search ↗
2679.900 i love you, i love you, i love you, i love you, i love you nine lives. is there a new season coming out soon? i feel like it's been a while. i have not watched that show since 2011, so i don't know. dang, you missed a lot of good stuff then. you should go back. that's what i hear, i hear it's pretty good. oh, i did the thing. i did the thing, i'm sorry. Search ↗
3066.400 when's the next round table pc? tomorrow. tomorrow. i've never heard it called that like that, but i know what you meant. the shots are too large! the shots are too large. run an actual quarry and have people pay him to work there and he'll get black lung. i actually do have a rock quarry quite close to me. it's like the least surprising thing i've ever heard. yeah, i mean... black avocado rat. thank you very much for the subscription. Search ↗
3481.440 this really sounds like a thing that happened in seinfeld. i knew a girl in high school, she had big hands. what happened to her, george? she got into big trouble, jerry! that's what happened. big trouble! how are you that good at that? that's not that good. ah, ah, okay, one sec, i gotta change the settings. fucking hell. resolution. they sounded like seinfeld. Search ↗
3541.460 anyway, all right nick. how do we get in the same game here? i'm hosting a game so you might be able to find it but i'll look to see if there's like an invite option cuz i don't remember anymore online co op alchemist strongest man's traveling night. he's like shift tab maybe oh there's an invite player. i'm an idiot here we go thank you mccall 666 for the two months in a row welcome back drop your rock what's wait that's not a thing lion what's Search ↗
3732.640 just get rid of all the trivia. yeah, the trivia is by far the weakest part of that trivia game. and that's explicitly why anyone would be buying it. yeah, it's very strange. what's going on with this thing here? oh, frozen santa head and two crosses. oh, crosses are just a bunch of gold. what about that thing? dirty medicine. 50 hp. your love is like dirty medicine. dirty medicine is what i need. oh. Search ↗
3763.980 sincerely is dirty medicine. more like monster rancher but with humans. you know, monster rancher was actually way ahead of its time. the whole thing about seeding your characters with cds that you own was great. it basically would generate monsters for you based on what music albums you put into your playstation. for real? yeah, for real. that's pretty cool. it was a great idea. what the fuck are you doing? you just lost that idea to 5,000 people. if they can make it and they can make it good, they deserve it, honestly. Search ↗
3899.160 i did the stupidest thing. i saw that. the thing is that made it worse though is i just drank the vial that gave me 50 hp back right before i blew that up and took it back away. wait, can we break this? oh, i got an achievement. yeah? early in the morning. i hate being drunk in video games. yeah, it always does the same thing. it's always annoying. it's always the worst! it should at least give you stat bonuses though, right? i would think that it does. you get extra charisma. Search ↗
4906.380 nooo, it's okay. okay, run. no, it's okay. wasn't our best, wasn't our worst. no, it was okay. i'm going right in. it's like you can't jump through the wall like mega man. it has a 20xx thing exclusively. yeah. alright. that would be hilarious if capcom patented the concept of strolling the character right. you know, like namco has the... had the patent on like loading screens with a mini game in them so that you could... Search ↗
5499.780 can't buy any. oh, i didn't buy this thing. what's this thing do? bone sword, double damage against the undead. yeah, don't mind if i do. i got a bone sword right here. why is he always running to the right? because i'm a freaking crab man. okay, i open the door. alright, like this one? hello. what's up with these? throwing anxes, that's okay. nice. oh, motherlode over here. wasn't scared for an instant. nick, you want my orb? Search ↗
5782.400 guess if it gets too heavy your hips will break. what do you think about this thing right here? whoa the crabs cool. they'll break stuff sometimes. i hope one of these has a hamburger in it yeah, me too. and there's the male goose. you think that makes a difference? hey, hey, what do you think the candlestick does not break, but i do. i thought the candlestick did break though. nice don't Search ↗
5989.920 i do like what it did for my character though, he looks a lot better this way. how does it feel to finally face left again? it actually is really free. oh! it's not cancelling it, because i was too low on mana before, that's why. nice, you got him. knocked the burger right out of him. i hate it because i was mad. that was an angry burger. what's this thing? looks like it's got norse runes on it. it's in a nook shook. i don't think we can walk across the top of it, but i don't know why it's here. flavor, maybe. Search ↗
6095.860 i'll let you get the magic mirror first if that would make you play. i don't know what that means, i don't really care. your incentives hold no power over me. you know what that means. you played enough. teleports you home. it's been too long. you can break this thing though. this is perfect for me. yeah, maybe like just let me get behind you here. really didn't do that much actually. it's really good man. yeah, i'm just not great at positioning it i guess. just sustain it, you'll be good. nice. Search ↗
6819.200 i don't recognize these fishmen. i gotta feel this is kind of like the seven seas thing these guys do like a like a several hit combo they're on fire now back up you freaking skeleton asshole got this. oh, it's guys are no big deal. hey everybody. it's rob. hey rob. oh those are two really close ones at the end watch great chest gold rush. oh, i love gold rush. oh Search ↗
7069.700 aren't these all the worst ones? yeah, these are really bad. and now it's broken. this thing sucks. let's break it. yeah! oh, gold rush! give me my flashback, son of a bitch. gold rush! oh, i think any gold i pick up doesn't stay in my inventory because i lost, but i just got there. i'll just not make that gold up anymore. this is the greatest time in bad man. we don't even have the box this time. oh, oh. you need a hand over there? yes, yes. thank you. no problems. Search ↗
7412.540 well, we're live but we're on break so it's kind of like a little of both. yeah. also keep in mind like 70% of the people who watch these streams are ad blocking so they could probably hear us. probably. what's up guys? i thought we were just in a little private deal. good thing i didn't reveal anything about the big secret, nick. yeah, i agree. don't reveal a big secret yet. save that for another day. or at least later. Search ↗
7828.280 snap, you just called nick a nice guy. that's the ultimate insult. he's a nice guy! they'll all think that i'm a nice guy and then i'll turn heel. that's the worst. see a good wrestler go wrong. please don't blow up my tower. like that daniel guy. you can climb up the sand, dan. by just jumping over and over. i like to stay down in the... safe down there. i'm gonna blow up this tower. it's the last thing. why don't you try it? i'm blowing it up. yeah, let's blow up the tower. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

148.320 i didn't mean it like that. alright, i mean, i was we literally, like, we got it set up at like 3.05, but i was like, i might as well take some time to install stuff. the last thing i wanted and i performed like a memory test to make sure it actually worked. the last thing i wanted to do is start it up and then just be like, ah, it's fucked. Search ↗
163.940 what's like, ooh this is like mom's porridge bowl. it's bad. it's heavy. it's not bad! it's heavy. ah dude you get the crush thing! that's fucking badass! josh knows exactly what he's talking about. well, now that i see that there's a tinted rock in here maybe i'll change my tune. you better change that tune or i'm gonna change it for ya. uh oh. Search ↗
281.780 it's a new action movie. it came out like a couple years ago, didn't it? yeah, but it feels like a movie from the 80s. like it has that kind of zany like rick moranis character played by charlie day. is it muffled? ron perlman is like the freaking, he's like the kurt russell of the thing and then you know. that doesn't make any sense. like kurt russell is in movies. Search ↗
570.080 i'm not touching that one. i feel like that's a thing. thank you very much. the subscription much appreciated. didn't we have that talk once about like how many people could get pregnant at one time? no, that was probably you and rob at fucking 7 a.m. eastern time. oh, yeah. well, no, i wouldn't be awake at 7 a.m. aka bedtime. yeah, aka after dinner snack time. yeah. Search ↗
1234.180 kate likes it, that's the most important thing. gelatinous blob is a good thing, right? did you hear her laugh from the other room? no, she laughed in chat. that's how i know i hit gold. if i can get you to say that kate laughed from the other room and you heard it. especially now that you got soundproofing stuff. like that stands for something. yeah, okay, this mcnugget here got it right. murph and turf in a game. what could be better? i mean, i could have landed on that eventually. but i didn't. Search ↗
1332.380 remember when he see the thing with gold member is that he says the word father funny because he's from a different country then at the end which gets electrocuted just to play it up a little bit more his last words are just father father father father over and over and over it's really well, the whole movie is about the father thing right so that's sort of them reinforcing it i guess yeah that was turning the subtext into fucking super super text yeah, oh Search ↗
1511.800 oh no. when did that happen? dads are like, okay i'll go see this movie but how long is it? because anything over two hours 20 minutes, i'm falling asleep. no, braveheart, i'll still watch the shit out of that. that's a fucking super dad film. it's all super sad too. dad's sad. dads love sad bravery. that's like the number one thing on the dad checklist. because i think all dads when they become part of a family unit, they wish that they could martyr themselves for their loved ones at some point. Search ↗
1986.600 yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though. Search ↗
2095.040 that's all. if you were lazy about it, i'd understand. but this whole, oh there's a demon that controls my hunger, i don't buy that at all. you're really harping on the demon thing, huh? i'm not really talking about a demon. i'm just throwing out, that's the most plausible explanation that i can see. so there's demons inside all of us? like a nine tailed fox? are they smarter than a fifth grader? nope. eat. asses and bananas. Search ↗
2227.920 i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast. Search ↗
2500.320 not to mention the house and the republicans. have you heard about the thing? josh in the bubble? yeah, josh in the bubble was in there. yeah, don't talk to me about no bubbles, guys. bubble is not reality. oh, shit. that hit me right in the heart, heart dongs. Search ↗
2734.580 try to put it out. that's the end of that. what i really felt bad about is the amount of people just calling him an absolute idiot and everything like, i understand he did some really stupid things. yes. but he was under some pressure and he panicked. this can happen to people. yeah, dudes panic. i would guess he probably knew better. just not in that moment. i don't know though, man. i do stupid things all the time. hey, womb chuck, up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. thank you very much for that subscription. i'm sorry that my thing didn't go... Search ↗
2764.380 and even if he didn't know better and that really was the stupidest like the best thing he could do at the time for himself he still like burned down his house, and that's pretty sad so like being a dick to him isn't very nice i don't want to be a dick to him, but at the same time come on dog well yeah, but great. come on. dog is fair like that's not that bad okay, that's i understand where you're coming from now mostly. i'm like oh Search ↗
2828.920 yeah, they seem to value pyromania just a little bit in grade school. or they do the lighter thing where they like make it hot and then push it under your fingers? oh, that's the other one. what?! yeah, you do. okay, so if you hold your fingers over the fire but you keep them slightly separate instead of putting them together, the fire won't burn you. but if you put them together, it burns. so they would show off and be like, look, i'm toasting my fingers but it doesn't hurt because i'm a badass. and then you do it but you don't know the trick so you just burn yourself and you're like, man, that kid's a badass. Search ↗
3028.060 does he stream? he seems like he would stream. no. he's on total divas sometimes. it's kinda like the same thing. i don't know what that is. he should be on total biscuits wtf is sometimes. yeah! wtf is daniel bryan. you'd be like, what? daniel bryan, what do you think of this game? yes! yes! Search ↗
3354.380 oh, dank bomb, hook me up man! i went from blue baby to dark judas and i'm loving every moment of it because i have so strong, fast shots. chat? i don't even know what's going on in my own chat anymore. but i was mad, so i used suicide king even though i only had guppy's collar and totally came back. one of the chests that i got from suicide king gave me proptosis. so i'm gonna take that as a sign from the universe that i did the right thing there. you do the right thing if you just put your mind to it. Search ↗
4240.620 yeah, i watched it with lin, lin likes it a lot. i didn't think it was terrible, it's just the minions are the only thing. he's sweet if you knew jeremy lin as well, so that when you said i watched it with lin, we'd be like, we're pushing more. hey, you guys know what i'm about to say? he plays dota. yeah, he plays dota. oh god damn it, you killed me with that katana. Search ↗
4321.840 good villain. oh yeah, fair trade! oh, you have lasers! dark gun vs laser. i gave you the laser, you didn't accept it. that is true. okay, everyone hold up. why? damn! wow. wow. wow. my thing, sharuna. Search ↗
4414.000 oh! i am resident duck god. come back, kids! fuck the dicks in the house of balls! that was a good 70's rock song thing there. fuck the dicks in the house of balls! Search ↗
4558.160 i see somebody over there doesn't give a shit burning will drumming. actually, you know, i recently watched a movie called the death gazza. i've heard of that. it's it wasn't bad. it's a real thing. sounds awesome. it was it's kind of like a bomb on fucking shots this thing made. Search ↗
4920.300 what a condition what a thing that i was gonna yeah, what would it could have shoulda woulda see you in hell fuck boy you guys see that high heeled shoe in the background? i saw it coming fuck i do see that high heeled shoe. what is that doing? oh Search ↗
5161.660 get low, get low, get low. adding a new element to this whole thing. look at the dunkmaster over here! i'm tired. i didn't think i'd get up there. nurncraft! thank you very much for this, mr. skipper. nurncraft! yeah, okay. turned you into a freakin' wipe on the floor. looked like that burger was steaming hot. Search ↗
5716.400 yeah, i know right? sorry. then it'll all come out. well, it's not sass. i was just happy. it's sauce, not sass. oh my god. i think it's sass. sass catoon. yeah, sass catoon. oh my god, i watched so much dragon's den last night. oh, i love that joke. probably the least interesting thing you could have said. no! did you watch the new doctor who? no, i haven't seen that yet. you gotta stop him before he gets too out of control. yeah, he has. yeah, i did it. Search ↗
6090.440 i hate you right now. why? why do you not have a gun? i accidentally threw it away. i accidentally threw it away. don't disturb it. these are every bad thing that's ever happened. rob. you big idiot. i forfeited my point on that one. oh, wow, i grabbed your grenade! alright. i got that one. look at that bouncing burger. bouncing burger over there. Search ↗
6263.120 i fired a firework thing at the top. like that flare gun. that one live streamer guy. oh god. he didn't fire a flare gun. probably. did he like light a book of matches? you guys saw that video. there was like lighter fluid or something in the trash i guess. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

436.700 thank you fermi for the ten months in a row. pretty much works exactly the same as the pc version did, which is great. well that is a revelation. well, the best version of the pc version i should say. in fact some of the issues with transparency and stuff i noticed were not present on the psp, or rather vita version. so yeah, it might even be the optimal version, the only thing being that different soundtrack if you care about that. right, yeah. Search ↗
690.020 yeah, i was in a weird place. i don't know if you guys are gonna get it. in a weird place? did you go like between the walls somehow? that feels like a thing you would do. very deep. like a crawlspace? no. like out of bounds maybe? i don't know. i was actually trying to give you clues like scooby doo or anything. it's really deep. it's deep and dark and you can hear yourself echo. like... in the caves! actually, no it wasn't. what the hell man? Search ↗
1054.100 i'm not even gonna go. it's not as bad as they say it is. i think it is. it's just like a really straightforward kind of bland modern shooter. that's all. it's got a little shitty humor to it. i mean literally shitty, like the first moment you pick up a turd out of a urinal and throw it at a wall. so... that's for real. that's a real thing, huh? yeah, that's a real thing. you'll see that right away. thank you god mode enable for the 11 months and also dragonblast 21! classic dragonblast. thanks. Search ↗
1437.940 i'm not mad at the guy who chose the parts. he's a friend of ours. oh no, excel floor. but um, there's always like a moment where he's like, well i could have gone with the thing that i knew. Search ↗
1469.700 and he overclocked it on the bios and then it just it would blue screen whenever she recorded anything for like a week and then eventually i was like hey in your bios settings it says you're like overclocking and as soon as we turn that off it just worked fine and he was like well, it should have been able to handle it. i'm like i know but we got it we it's our own fault for not telling him that we value stability i guess over everything else so we can actually like work. it's also not exactly normal to record for everybody that's the other thing but i mean Search ↗
2179.120 wildly different, but still pretty cool. i just spent $400 on a rockman 4 yesterday. yeah, and you're really making me want to go do the same thing, but i just can't afford that, so... i want a guitar and just a game. you could probably do that. that would be like $150 maybe? i think it's about $150. somewhere in there. Search ↗
2200.640 i mean, the thing is, like, if you're an established rock band fan, i don't think the tracklist is going to appeal to you that much, but it depends what you're into, right? like, if you're into classic rock, there's not a whole lot of that. but, um... Search ↗
2257.380 oh wow, this is a huge floor. just get guitar hero live. i actually could get guitar hero live, but i don't know what it is. does anyone know if the guitar hero guitar is going to look or feel better than the rock band one? is there, like, i didn't know that's a real medical thing. i love the rock band one. i love the soft buttons and the strum bar. i don't like the clicky ones. i know it's easier because you have that sound and that, like, click feel to stay on beat, but i can just, i don't know, i like having the natural rhythm where i don't feel like Search ↗
2417.600 rock band 4 in its present state, i am having a lot of fun with. i would also describe it as skippable. okay. but it depends... you don't have to pick it up optional. but it's a platform really, so it's more than just the disc, which is why waiting is not necessarily a bad thing. yep, i mean it's gonna be up. there's an adapter. i'm basically excited to have like a karaoke machine in our apartment. Search ↗
3051.000 it's a san francisco crepe cafe. it's a creperie. i don't even know if that was the word. that's the real name. oh yeah, it's a creperie. you can gobble a lot over there. it's a real thing. squan and gobble cafe and creperie. what a fucking name. i got nothing against crepes man. i'm a crepe fan. that's just a really funny name. Search ↗
3108.540 kind of they're they're crepes. yeah, crepes are like their own thing, but you can they're analogous to thin pancakes yeah, they're very thin flat pancake esque usually filled with the variety of sweet or savory fillings sometimes yes fruit as well sometimes oh Search ↗
3171.320 you're on a show, they're filming tiny house nation. it's not like there's a bait and switch somewhere. it's about small houses? i'm in tv cribs or anything, like... it's about building very small houses, yes. in canada, is this specifically a canadian thing that people do? no, dude, it's an american show. that is so odd. i just never have heard of this. Search ↗
4219.920 is it over? no, i made it somehow. wow. you got bombs? oh fuck. yeah, i put a bomb down and it actually trapped both of them. oh nice. okay, i've still got some extra lives. i think i have to take bbf because it's, um, it's damaged and i have no damage. yes, it could kill me. that thing is so dangerous. but i have i love it when you have sad bombs with it though. that's the thing, i'm like, well i have butt bombs, so i have like a mild synergy with it. Search ↗
4736.900 don sidrow, thank you for the sub 12 months in a row a year for you as well my friend thank you very very much. you know what i want to do is set up a thing like you know how some some streamers have these like stacks of people that did things for the stream like they resubscribed or they had donations it'd be sweet to make a setup like that where people play tetris track of it. oh Search ↗
4943.180 it's not so much like an action rpg, it's like an exploration rpg. yeah, it reminds me of shadow of the colossus. i could see a little titan souls, i'd see a little shadow of the colossus. it's gonna be loud. that's okay, i'll live. it is downloaded though. that didn't take very long at all. nope. it's a small game. thank you, apostle legion for seven months! alright, it's worms, so it does this weird extracting files thing. it's not installing directx or something? Search ↗
5393.020 i don't think you can place duds, unfortunately. for mr. speedrunner. that would be an awful, awful thing if you could waste a turn like that. that kinda worked out the way i wanted it to. plus five probably insane that dude shaved his fucking head. Search ↗
5620.900 sometimes they gotta give you a mixtape. yeah, if they wanna give you a mixtape, you give them the x. if they say, hey where's this? first off, i don't want people asking me for directions. me ignoring them is a good thing, because i would be like, it's fucking like two blocks away from here, and then i'd be like, oh wait, it's like 20 blocks in the other direction. i'm a liability when it comes to directions. but it's like 90% of people are carrying phones, 95 maybe, are carrying phones in their pockets. Search ↗
5665.920 but this is how it starts. if you're advertising something by giving out flyers for it on the street, it's not cool enough for me to go to. it could be a cafe thing, maybe they're doing a poetry reading or a live band. maybe you want to see that. i refer to my previous sentence. okay, that's fine, i'm just saying. could be that. hey, thanks gonzalezthegreatandpowerful for the resub two months in a row. does that guy have 2 hp up there next predator? mmm... no, i don't see any 2s. Search ↗
6042.660 oh, i didn't reroll the whole thing. i just changed the placement of things. and he was still completely nice, or super nice despite getting completely screwed. i appreciate that. thank you so much. i'm glad i wasn't, uh, i didn't act like how i felt in the moment. i like how they're enclosed, but it's still outside. there's only one in there. that's fine. i thought more would be in there, honestly. okay. Search ↗
7495.900 that's absolutely correct. mm hmm. i'm also gonna change the game name. all right round one. thank you more than awesome three months in a row. that's a lot of months. oh hello. hi. you can still hear me. greetings. x split broadcaster has stopped working. no it hasn't. it's still doing that thing. no, no, yeah, you're offline. you are offline. it's okay. yep, now you're offline. Search ↗
7604.940 room is full? really? can they get full? i didn't realize that. i don't think anybody's in the game. maybe the servers aren't active yet. oh jesus. oh no. the worst thing about canada, having to pay 80 fucking dollars for a game or as if you needed me to answer this. hmm. okay. yep, yep, yep. fair enough. Search ↗
7821.620 alright, then chad you can join! it's o e z r. yeah. it's so easy. it's ozer. it's like the ghostbusters thing. oh yeah. ozer. gozer. gozer, yeah. you know there's an island off the coast of malta called gozo. yeah? fun fact. how much fun did you just have learning that? so interesting. i know it's very interesting. what's that other island we always talked about? Search ↗
7936.060 i bet there's an element of that, right? yeah, probably. oh no, you probably burned the clothes, right? because i mean it's a it's evidence. you're sending them to the bottom of the ocean, man! i gotta get a new outfit, what am i? donald trump? just give them cement shoes. they pay you at least a hundred dollars to commit a massacre in the mob, i think. it's a loyalty thing. gotta get initiated. Search ↗
8208.880 the weirdest thing you can buy at the vatican gift shop, cherubs with spread ass cheeks or altar boys. both very unaltered. oh man. what the hell is a cherub is what i want to know. a little baby angel. oh okay. that makes more sense now. Search ↗
8255.860 a weird thing to hear from your doctor. i'm afraid you have no money or i'm afraid you have category 9 space aids. go for the visceral reaction i guess. they're both pretty good honestly in different ways. if you're gonna do no money you gotta go a little harder on it i think. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

26.800 yeah, that is actually the one thing that we do want to emphasize that it's nearly halloween. that's the only thing that we want to talk about. friday october 30th, not a special day. the only thing that's special about it is that it's all hallows eve eve. and it's a little special because you guys are here with us. that is also true. right? nick, what is all hallows eve? is that halloween? but when you're like... Search ↗
324.260 there's this, basically part of painting is you lay down like these big fields of color and then you build on them. so bob ross, he's a pretty good painter, he actually knows what he's doing and he's got the whole thing down to a pretty good science and he's quite good at just, you know, doing stuff on tv. that's kind of his gig, or was his gig before he died. so he was laying down big fields of color and he like made these picturesque mountains and then he'd put like a splotch of brown in front of it and everybody was like, destroyed. destroyed, destroyed, destroyed. he ruined it! he has no idea what he's doing, he's incompetent. Search ↗
470.600 yeah, the other day i was like, well i should record some rebirth and then i was like well i already have videos till thursday so i guess i just won't do that. i was gonna ask what do you do? like you're in the repetition now. do you just keep recording as part of your daily schedule and just overlap it and fill up the videos? nah, i don't think you can do that. as of tomorrow the only thing people will accept is afterbirth, i think. so even if you had a couple left over you're not gonna put them up because nobody cares. yeah, i actually got lucky that i did the math properly i guess. that's weird. Search ↗
546.980 i think your voice just slightly dipped as you realized they were there which is the best part. it's that weird like streamer thing where it's like i don't care if 2,000 people on the internet hear me, but if my neighbors hear me i'll be mortified. right. i won't be able to handle that. that's a real thing. it really is. it is man, it is. i wasn't being facetious, it really is a real thing. it is a real thing. he's not being facetious. yeah. nick, how was ireland? oh it was fantastic. it was like the best thing i've ever done. Search ↗
652.900 the value to sushi ratio was like, i would say, roughly 30% of what you would get anywhere else. yeah, i don't disagree with that assessment of ahhh, dang it! i don't disagree with that assessment of things. you know, when i think of irish cuisine, i don't think of sushi, but why not, right? like, it's an island in the atlantic ocean. i think it's great seafood, actually, yeah. it sounds like it feels like they would have amazing seafood. and it's really it's not an irish thing at all, obviously, but it's just a big city, so they have that stuff there. Search ↗
766.540 yeah, let's just head down to the next floor. oh! hahaha! little scary. yo sushi is legit extortion. jesus. i mean in their defense though every time we kept sort of a running tab of what our bill was gonna be and then we went up to pay it was always cheaper than we thought it was gonna be so there was there were deals somewhere in there happening. right, yeah. they just didn't make us aware of what they were. that's the old tourist special. they say they're gonna charge you one thing and then they give you a deal. Search ↗
1271.440 he adopted you. yeah, he's adopted you. that is precisely correct. i got nothing against him. what? oh, go ahead. i took a picture of this store when i was in this shopping mall and the sign, it was called swamp. okay, yeah. i mean that's the name of, it was a women's clothing store named swamp. does that strike you as odd? yes. i mean it had to be done that we had to edit shrek into the whole thing but that was taken care of right away. Search ↗
1822.300 which is not pleasant. and he kept leaning and moving around, shifting, and he had his e reader and he kept changing pages and shifting into my freaking side. and the whole time i was like, man, i feel like northernlion would have had a panic attack if this was him in this situation. i would have been pissed, yeah. put that dude on blast. i was really not happy through the whole thing. i just crumpled into the window as far as i could go, and that wasn't even enough because then of course the person in the seat in front of me had to put their seat back as far as it went to. oh, dude, that shit is like... Search ↗
1851.900 just expect it now someone like reclines their seat in your laptop screen gets like caught in the in the thing as it comes down and like warps your screen you're just like oh, i guess this is like so you can have like an extra two inches of leg room even though you're fucking five foot two all right i just i never do that like i don't go beyond my armrest and i don't go back at all because that's respect that what i will say is that i think the proper etiquette on an airplane is that middle seat gets both armrests and Search ↗
1901.800 we do also have to keep in mind that there was a plug that was not really accessible unless you were in the middle seat, so i think he gets primary access to the plug. oh, he gets the plug as well. he's the charger. which i think if you get, you either get the plug or the armrest. and i'd rather have had the armrest in that situation because i brought a recharger with me. that's fair, yeah. i made it through the whole thing alive, i was just rather sore by the end of it because i really couldn't move at all for seven hours and that was awful. yeah, it's pretty messed up. Search ↗
2025.220 three inches actually the food wasn't terrible either. what's the deal with the airplane food? you got like a breakfast as well? i got a weird lunch it was like chicken and mushroom risotto which is a really odd choice for a plane yeah but there was also this like salad and then there was some kind of grain thing and then a stick of bread with some butter then they tried to give us ice cream that was like eight in the morning Search ↗
2071.900 and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that. Search ↗
2333.220 i like the idea of like, cube ball as well and like all the other modifiers. and from what i've heard as i watch the stream, it seems like you'll have control over the individual things like friction and momentum and things, so... should be able to just make the exact thing we want. Search ↗
2459.880 it was pretty okay. is it being the tits a good or a bad thing? that's good, right? how could it be a bad thing? let's run through the logic here. well things go tits up, which is bad. hmm, but that means that's because you're like on your back floating in a river or something, right? but also being face down is bad, so there's no position if you're horizontal that actually is good. what if you're on your side? yeah, it, well... yeah, there's no saying for that i guess. tits sideways. tits back, tits front, tits sideways. Search ↗
2751.280 can you just run it through the chain and command for us, aluc? yeah, can you maybe suggest that in advance of afterbirth's release tomorrow? i don't have anybody that i can talk to, so... put it in the old suggestion box. if you could just pass that off the food chain, i would be very happy. is small rock what nick calls his penis? wow! that doesn't even make any sense. it's not even a bad thing because it means it's always hard! wait, that might still be a bad thing. that might still be a bad thing depending on your perspective. Search ↗
2817.140 sex toy... transportation equipment. like riding lawn mowers and then has them jump over big ramps and fucking like break their hips and stuff like that. that's real weird. i thought the pug life thing meant it was gonna end up like an hj tenchi thing. there's gonna be pugs everywhere. nah, he does like... i think he has a pug or something though. alright. yeah, this seems like a channel you'd get into. i'll check it out. it's pretty into it. what's kate think of it? she into it too? she liked it actually. oh cool. she was a fan. Search ↗
2873.220 like, i'm still getting like the occasional weirdness, like video, not video, but visual artifacts, but as long as they don't show up in videos, i don't give a shit. well that's not so good. yeah, there's, i don't know. this thing probably like, in december i should format the shit out of it, and then just start zero. but for now, it's doing fantastically, thanks to the efforts of my lovely wife. Search ↗
3039.820 it's the largest thing i could fathom with my mind. like, planets are bigger than it, but i'm with my stupid ape brain. i can't conceptualize what a planet is. but a really big body of water, that blows my mind. it's really scary though that you can be like, man, i'm stuck in this position for 20 hours and there's nothing i can do about it at all. yeah, that's very true. like a self imposed isolation chamber. i wouldn't recommend it unless you really want to. josh did it. Search ↗
3318.140 not pate, it was teal. yeah, the beginning was reasonably light, so i think that's true. it wasn't necessarily super comedic, but it was light. nick, i got godhead. oh, congrats! maybe you'll get real platinum god before the patch comes out. i don't think it's gg, but it's like... it's very helpful. i'm fighting isaac right now, so... oh, it's good. only reason i got godhead is because i didn't have, um... uh, deal with the devil precedent, actually, so for the rare opportunity, this was actually a good thing. Search ↗
3674.740 that's when skynet becomes self aware, isn't it? i thought it was like 1992. yeah, it was like 92 or 80 or something. i think we've missed our window. some back to the future shit happens though, right? so that's the thing. we're past back to the future now, right? so we're in the future. right, yeah. the days of future past. was it that the people were like super excited? or um... Search ↗
3805.520 well, back where i'm from, this is not... but the nhl is like, you know, new jersey, new york, and the long island team are all in like the same division. that's okay. you know, they can like walk to each other's stadiums, so... seems sensible to me, but what do i know? i'm fine with it. i'm out of lives. this could be a loss, which would actually be the most rebirthy thing of all time. mm mm. to die on a lost run? just go for it, just win it. oh, i'm going for it like hard here, but... Search ↗
4397.480 yo, you can't say that pancakes get crepes. crepes are a separate thing. they exist in two different paradigms. a pancake is not a crepe. anyway. steam has finished downloading cannonbrawl. that's good news. it's to protect his magic cards from nick. do i? is that something i should be worried about? that's what somebody at chat said. no, i'm totally content with you having your magic cards. i would not bother them. zepole clown. thank you for this description. oh no, i fell in the well. Search ↗
4430.340 the down well? yeah, that's okay. is the moon supposed to flicker like that? yeah. like for real? yeah, i think so. i think it's part of the art style. kinda looks like a zx spectrum thing or something. okay. oh my. cause i'm paranoid about the, you know, graphical glitches and stuff like that. yeah, no mine flickers totally. no worries there. i'm glad to hear this. alright, let me... Search ↗
4713.660 vegetarian options, but personally i don't think that's a compromise. i would rather have ham than tofu bacon if those are my choices. have you died on a run yet, nick? not yet. alright. the legend. i did pretty well actually. on my third run i got to the third zone. most important thing is that that's better than madness. yeah, i know. Search ↗
4742.680 what is mathis's record so i know how to beat it? i don't think he's ever even made it past the menu screen to be honest. wow, that's awful! yeah, he's pretty terrible at video games in general. why does he play them so often then? i don't know, i think it's like he plays them so that one day he'll be good enough to get into the overwatch beta. but he doesn't get better ever, so why does he bother? i don't know. he's... you know how einstein quotes like doing the same thing expecting different results? yeah, and saying something or other. that's about mathis. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.120 the wickedly talented azir green. bb1e. for qxb. and that's azazel as green. azazel on green. what's this timer thing do? what does that do? Search ↗
277.720 alright, let's do that. whoa. there's a really good item on the next floor. how do i wait do i press the button again? no, you just go through the exit door at the bottom. okay. did you take bob's brain of course? you're silly. well the reason i took bob's brain. oh okay, i see now wait why there's a weird thing with my head now your head my head vanished actually for a sec oh Search ↗
422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
483.580 missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around. Search ↗
1241.320 oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better. Search ↗
1275.700 oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun. Search ↗
1619.440 what part of the cell is the filament? it's a, you know, a bundle of cells. a ligament, i do need to point out, is not part of a cell. no, i know, but i jumped classifications at that point. we've gone up several morphological hierarchies there. that's the one. will you be playing hyper light drifter? yeah, definitely. that game's awesome. it's a cool game. it's like ninja gaiden, but like pastel. yeah? maybe neon is more the correct thing to do. it's not even really like ninja gaiden. Search ↗
1721.240 oh yeah, i guess i would call him an honorary ninja as well. he's like a cyborg ninja or something. yeah. raiden? yeah, mark of the ninja, strider. strider's legit. strider i'll give you for sure. warframe is a ninja. warframe is the dude's name? they're all various warframes. oh. what animal are you most scared of? what about ani musha? sorry to talk about this animal thing. i forgot about it. no, i don't really care about the animal thing. that's fine. Search ↗
2228.060 add double of all your friends, but only adds one, not two times the amount you have. oh, i see. i don't... is that true? yes, that is true. i only shoot for my friends. yes. instead of going 1, 2, 4, it goes 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3. oh, really? that's not really doubling, is it? it's not, it's only doubling the first time. but that's bullcrap. i agree. i don't know why edmund's always lying and getting me pissed. so that's also, people are wondering like, where is this second level meat boy thing happening? it's because, uh... Search ↗
2327.720 it's wall smoth actually. wall smoth, sorry. wall smoth. swole moth. emergency contract, help from above. that's probably cool or something. give it a try, see what happens. give it a snack, it smiles right back. i was gonna say the same thing. oh god, that was pretty cool, huh? i liked it. Search ↗
2536.680 i'm always like, i'll die as lilith eventually, but i wanted to die a lot earlier than i did. mr. quaint11, thank you for the... wait, you can see where the secret rooms are with lilith? is that a thing? no, you might have taken a pill or gotten an item or something. that'd be an interesting twist actually for a character. they can see all the secret rooms always. maybe it was the magic gateball thing. not magic gateball, this thing. the crystal ball. the tragic gateball. yeah, crystal ball gives mapping. gives mathis. Search ↗
2895.920 not you could josh, you will. oh, that's even cooler. i like willing. all right, not touching that one. you know what? thank you as well chad. some people in chat are saying i'm neat. i appreciate it. you didn't have to say that. it's very... it's too kind. is it? this cthulhu thing is kind of funny. yeah, the knife is like... it only goes like a foot in front of you, but yeah. Search ↗
3421.380 now blow this up and there's no spirit hearts. alright, we're gonna run ads. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for watching and see you soon. see you soon. see you soon. what? are you okay? yeah, i'm fine. i don't know why i'm excited. like i do the same thing. i'll make like an oink sound and then it's just like... it does something weird to the back of your throat. Search ↗
3648.100 you could, yeah, if you wish. is that a thing? do people do lost redraw? oh, they do it, yeah. oh, yeah, it's like, it's for the dragon rites. does anyone win it? oh, austin wins it, yeah. austin won it? he's like really good! at rebirth, i didn't know. probably done everything. he played it non stop, didn't he? marathon. yeah. some bitch. he's really good. yeah, out of all of us, he was the first to unlock all the shit. that's pretty sweet. he unlocked everything? no, i mean in rebirth when it came out. was that a lot? Search ↗
3846.320 that's part of his thing. did he put that on his resume when he applied to be director of player operations? maybe? i mean like... was kane on the event horizon ship? there's like two sides of the kane. there's corporate kane, and then there's demon kane. but it's like the same man, right? oh, it's like magdalene's dad! Search ↗
3867.060 but like corporate cane is like no i'm not demon cane. one thing denied that it's the same cane even though they have the same name. everyone else is like cane that's you you're both canes. he's like. that sounds awesome actually. no that's not me. what if he doesn't know it's him maybe he got bumped on the head. yeah i mean i'm sure he got bumped on the head many times. yeah he is a wrestler. Search ↗
3938.760 i don't know man. if the rock came back i would be interested in him and he's 15 years old too. yeah but the rock doesn't... he's not back a lot, you know? so it's like a special thing but kane's always there. kane's always there. so i mean he's a great person with like his athleticism being able to do everything that he does. but it's like we've seen pretty much all kane has to offer. Search ↗
3988.160 i think i'm gonna win this run actually. you know what the secret was? uh, oprah book. well yeah. that's what the secret is. sandbagging. sandbagging. nah, the secret was actually... just not playing as lilith at all. just getting uh... just getting uh... judas's shadow and then becoming dark judas. oh, you snoodled your way right out of that little thing. what does that even mean? i snoodled it. snoodled? Search ↗
4155.100 i'm doing an eden run. who the fuck is kath kathy griffin? if you had to explain, like, can you name one thing that kathy griffin has been in except this show that she had? she was on the vh1 behind the times celebrities having trouble behind the times! so good! vh1 behind enemy times. starring owen wilson. and gene hackman. Search ↗
4468.060 you can't just like fucking lean into the wall and hope that they go away anymore. does it really help the road? pretty stoked to have double isaac's heart right now. what is double isaac heart? basically just the worst thing you could ever ask for in your life. well, what's a single isaac heart? you know, it's it makes it so you're invincible, but you carry a vulnerable kind of hitbox around with you at all times. you're in. that trail mind. you're invincible. you're invincible. you're invincible. Search ↗
4499.120 taurus every single time i walk in which is pretty dope i gotta admit. is that stompy? no, that's uh, that's uh leo. that's a different thing. is that also stompy? merjot and us agent 88. thank you guys very much for the subscription. you're welcome. thank you. wasn't me. alright, rickrock. shaggy actually sang that one. well, shaggy wrapped that one for being fair here. Search ↗
4532.120 nothing, i don't play fair. i'll play by the rules rick's like your eyes local style what's like i don't know this thing like comes out of the ground it pisses out yellow piss worms and by piss worms i mean piss flies is it an enemy is it a bottle that shoots out piss flies? yeah? yeah, you got to kill the bottle before the piss flies stop they're actually corn flies. it's the name of the game. oh, it's be for dummies or guffees paw oh Search ↗
4634.780 well i fucking won the world's worst run of all time so... congrats! it was an awful run. i have like five isaac's hearts, a third level meat boy, it's just a fucking... five isaac's hearts. did you do the duplopia thing on the isaac's heart? i wish i had man! diplopia, dop doplipia, whatever. i did the question mark rune and then diplopia. damn! Search ↗
4724.780 wait, what's wrong with the isaac's heart? uh oh! we just talked about this! yeah, but i don't listen to you, so that's the thing that you gotta do. i'm aware, why do you even ask then? because i want you to be mad at me. oh, here we go. curse of the lab, brynn. one of these days i'll figure out how to speak. curse of the lab rat. curse of the lab. use nail, it gives spirit hearts. really? yeah, man. that item has been in the game since 2011. is that the goodyear? Search ↗
4789.340 come on, you turd. what is your problem? i'm calling things turds because they're poop. so violent on a regular and irregular basis. i don't like foul movements. this runs pretty good. i just took capricorn over vr headset. is that a good thing? i mean it might be a good thing but it's like bad for your psyche because vr headsets real fun. oh. vr headset might be better. i'm not sure though. capricorn's real good though. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

745.980 you got a problem? you can leave. that's a line in elke. yeah, sorry. i'm really really bad at geometry hmm i got shrek just now i had to reset my run cuz i didn't want to deal with it i will reset anything right now guys. i don't even care like whoa i made the circle bigger and it's it's huge. yeah, i don't get it'll get there. what does this thing do? oh Search ↗
1019.380 you should look at pay2win, the dollar, the quarter, and i think that's it. is there another arg? what is the arg? explain it. isn't that a group? augmented reality game. which is like, usually it's like a marketing thing where the game publisher lays out a mystery and then waits for people to solve it. it's a way to announce half life 3 is basically what it is. basically, yeah. ah, okay. could be. it's money equals power. yeah, money equals power as well. Search ↗
1329.240 seconds or something. what if every 109 hours they released 40 new items into afterburn? forever. alright, well that sounds good for your careers. yeah at first they're like, whoa this is messed up the whole time gating thing, but then it just never stops. and then 60 years from now, edmund, you know, dies and well i guess that's it. but then they just keep coming. Search ↗
2008.500 i have a blue crown. crown of light, the untainted gain power. that thing. it looks sexy. i haven't had it though yet. i'm shooting diamonds of light. alright, you were totally right. run way better now that i do 100'd. every time, man. i have a ton of health now. and there's also glitches everywhere and i don't know why. alright, so crown of light instantly doubled my damage. yeah, i don't know if it's crazy. the devil deals like, effect that negatively or not. Search ↗
2123.940 what is this? golden horseshoe? they're gonna say golden horseshit. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. that's weird. yes, the golden clitoris. that's the plot of charlie and the chocolate factory. it's the driving action. alright, diamond tears, still good. worth, i'll confirm, worth getting rid of whore of babylon for diamond tears if you can find him. what is this freaking axiom verge thing? Search ↗
2572.440 like, now i find myself being like, it's like my new brimstone or mom's knife where i'm like, i'm not gonna take that, we just took that last run. yeah. but it really does do the job most of the time. pretty good for getting items done showing up too. yeah. if you're interested in that kind of thing. i wouldn't disagree with that. don't tell baggy, i really wanna roll this room. let's see. direct evidence that it saved my run just before, so yeah, it's really a thing. i think it's a great item. Search ↗
2792.180 seems like a really odd thing for a bunch of businessmen to do and get all sweaty. it's pretty strenuous. yeah, you do it though so you know what you're getting into from a business arrangement. gotta take the quarter every time because we're greedy. thank you, turgid tallywack for the subscription. that's a good name. appropriate. i have a crown and a halo, boys. come at me. head is well adorned. Search ↗
2919.680 i also got, um, not sticky bomb shots, but, um, sticky bombs? like bi uh... spider bombs that stick to things? is that ? yeah. sounds fun. okay. i'm just making sure it's like an actual thing that exists. is that the name that spider bombs that stick to things? it's something along those lines. like a josh item. it really does sound like a josh item. hello, sacred heart. come to papa. i don't know what they're like. Search ↗
2994.960 i missed this diamond tears thing. i don't know what that is. just a tear effect? yeah, you get it on the uh... it's an angel room item, i guess. sweet. seems like real good. still need a fetus though. now that time i don't think i misheard you. nope. got it right that time. hmm. need a fetus! i can make another space bar out of the room maybe. movies. Search ↗
3468.360 yo, these breakfasts are driving me wild right now. what is this? oh, did you get chaos? yeah! i got a mug. there's a mug with like half full full of milk. is that a thing i should have? depends, are you lactose intolerant? no? alright, i will take that as a yes. some of my best friends are lactose intolerant. i've never actually seen that item, so i don't know. it's okay. i'll just throw it out there. Search ↗
4148.880 tyrone! tyrone here? no tyrone! why'd you ruin lilith man? i'm gonna die tyrone! i think i got the soy milk thing out of my system now because post soy milk life is so much better than during ahh! tyrone you fucked me! let's see how this goes. nl, play in a zeyzal run i wanna see the nerfs. Search ↗
4646.680 that's sad. i think bob ross is the original asmr video though. it's got all of the things, the soothing voice, the paint slapping on that metal thing going across the canvas. it's got all the textural shit. yeah, it's got that too now. Search ↗
4984.340 hobalt's machine is broken. okay, you see my items. you gotta sleuth your way to figuring out why my knife doesn't shoot. it's the only thing. this is pretty tricky trying to run my freaking familiar into the enemies. you know what's actually tricky tricky though? what's that? the second single from lou bega's smash hit 1999 album. Search ↗
5180.500 thank you beefbizzle! you made the year, thank you so much for sticking around that whole time! if i was starting up like a real estate thing, i would consider calling it sherlock holmes. i think it would be just clever enough. what is that? there's a monstrous baby dragging its ass across the floor. that's amazing! Search ↗
5476.180 video of a dude open. yeah, i know black load. it's pretty good video. what are those? no, he was very aware of what those were i wonder if casper's looking forward to doing a hundred percent speed run of this anytime soon yeah, he's only got 24 hours. he's got to do the whole thing. see you in a week, bro like enjoy donating to greed a million times. yeah, that is pretty wild edmond said slow the greed mode down the other day or something like that. i don't whoo Search ↗
5798.480 you need a stronger build for this type of farming. i have fucking godhead and sacred heart. and death's touch and chocolate milk, bro. like... there's nowhere else to go. what do you want from me? god damn it, cobalt! why don't you know your items yet? my crotch was long! and i got the new crown thing. and the coin thing. oh, we're gonna hit 99 cents for sure. is that a chaos card? Search ↗
5829.400 i found one. the dream is real! that is actually pretty funny. thank you spesnuts for the subscription! welcome to the quarry! let's do rock meows in chat. stepped on the fucking button. so many tears i can't see anything. there's actually too much money. i don't know what to do with it. there's no such thing as too much money in green mode. well, it's maxed out. i wanna try to double this, but chances are low of that happening. no! Search ↗
6546.040 well, you know that's the the value stuff is made to be consumed in incredibly large quantities that's why it's so good on a per unit cost basis. i see so he at least found found the valley in that certain hidden valley is an artisan ranch meant to be used sparingly in university i had a couple of friends who did like the maple syrup chugging challenge thing apparently it's like Search ↗
6755.300 so anonymous, man. i don't even know who to thank. thank you, anonymous. you can thank me. it wasn't me though, but you can thank me if you want. nick? it wasn't me, it was actually shaggy. oh yeah. also we got a d100, so apparently this run is gonna be fun after all. there you go, one run. d100. the only thing i can find is just straight tier 8. like, everywhere tier 8. tiers delay. i'm on the boss fight, first boss fight on the caves 2 right now. and all i have is tier 8. i'm still on the basement. Search ↗
7183.320 thank you rissa. no, you the best, rissa. what is this? now i got some freaking weird ass mushrooms. i got shots with blue outlines on them. what if you have to use the d100 109 times per run? that's why it shows up so much. oh, and you get you have to fight super breakfast at the end. tasty. we were thinking some type of god boss because 109 refers to like some kind of godly angel thing if you google it. Search ↗
7368.440 really? yeah, i was as surprised as you seem. i haven't done it because i'm just, i have a good thing going here. do it! no balls, cobol. well, that coming. n.l. would do it. zero balls. yeah. you can officially tell those people to shove it now that i re rolled my lost run and just died on the next room. that's like the if n.l. jumped off a bridge would you do it moment. addicted? no. i don't want to be addicted. Search ↗
7825.060 oh samson you're so good. when i get a demon beggar you're so good. this isn't me trying to prove that a d100 will win you the run no matter what, in every situation. that thing will give you some insane o combos. the one truth of the d100 is you never stop rerolling. if you're good to it, it'll be good to you. it's like way better now i think too. Search ↗
7924.620 drew me like this crazy wrath of the lamb godhead looking tattoo thing i might use as my tattoo and they heard me talking about it. what do you think kate? do you think this is playable? she doesn't know i don't know either i am gonna reroll it even though we got cluster bombs. what about this one? what in the world is this? okay, cobalt. i need your expertise if you're if you're available i appear to have some form of ludovico technique and shielded tears Search ↗
8270.120 good god. i could do like a regular isaac greed or do you just want to do hard mode? just i would love to do isaac greed okay, if we're doing that mode we're doing green mode. that's real good yeah, tell me unlock a bunch of stuff. so i appreciate that i'm ready. okay incoming all right seed cobalt. do you want to participate or you go and do your own thing? oh Search ↗
9041.180 who's this weird baby? he's like a bum friend, but he's dragging his butt around. what in the world is this? i got the spear of destiny. is that like the guardian thing? i'm holding a stick out in front of me. it's like a sword? yeah. that's cool. is it really good? not really good, but it's not bad. there's his little trolly face. thanks, dr. silence. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

51.080 alright, what can i say? maybe we could do like hard mode, we did three hours of green mode yesterday. well, i mean i want to unlock things, but let's try something then that i can still do about isaac on hard mode. there's a thing. isaac? you have stuff to do, isaac on hard mode? i haven't done hush yet. that's fair. i mean, i don't want to unlock anything, so this is perfect by me. provide me with a seed at your endeavor, at your leisure. kets, k e t s, for show. Search ↗
464.880 really? you wanted to take firemind that badly? i didn't take firemind at all. what are you doing on your run, mister? i'm gonna try it out. we'll see how this goes. you're gonna take firemind over what? over nothing. it's either take it or don't take it. what happened here? the boss room, it put me in the middle, and now there's rocks surrounding the whole thing and i can't leave if i wanted to. correct, yes. Search ↗
490.140 that's weird. that, when i saw that i was also thinking pretty much the same thing. i was like, that's a little unusual. i kinda don't like it very much, but i'll go with it. mm hmm. i mean, you know, what were you missing out on there? eh, nothing. i just don't like, you know, being walled off that way. i understand. it's claustrophobia inducing. Search ↗
511.720 it's not that bad. i went inside the newgrange thing, it's like this little claustrophobic little like tunnel under the ground. and i found out that's the test, because you have to squeeze through a bunch of rocks that are like smaller than the size of you. yeah. and i think a lot of people were probably a little bit fidgety about that. i didn't really have any problem. and then you go stand in this hole in the ground in the dark with a bunch of other people. Search ↗
533.440 the thing is like it's the sense of scale or something yeah, it's just to show you like that you get to go inside of it and then you get to look at the cave drawings which are like fuck all the time yeah, but there's graffiti in it too because of course like they didn't officiate the thing for like a hundred years after they could have so i mean when you think about it aren't cave paintings. just graffiti in their own way yeah, but there's like a shitload of names written in there, which is stupid and Search ↗
588.420 do you know if you specced it out how long is no. this could take all night. it could take longer than that. i mean... oh, then we'll cross that bridge when we come to it on our bicycle. i'm okay with it. alright, man. you know? i can tell you're into this idea. yeah, you are too. i mean since you decided to officiate the whole thing. i'm definitely not gonna be a part of that. Search ↗
907.760 get to this run? get to the really good stuff, you know, the nitty gritty. that'll carry you greatly. nitty gritty really sounds like a cat litter brand. it really does! it's the gritty kitty from ren and stimpy, i think. oh, that's like a real thing, okay. well, a real fake thing. right, but it's like an existing... everything that's real is fake at one point, you know? except like, hydrogen. wait, is that true? i gotta think about that for a bit. you don't have to think about it that much. Search ↗
1197.400 for many reasons. and i would be skeptical of anybody who would trust themselves with one without having at least gone through some orientation. they're way heavier than you'd expect, which is the first problem with them, and then second problem is the massive spinning fucking blade. yeah, right? like the thing that can just cut your leg off. yeah. so gravity and weight, and then massive spinning chain with spikes. yeah. seems like a bad idea. so let's climb up trees and hold those. Search ↗
1227.960 you probably don't climb up the trees much, but if you're trying to like cut down a huge branch maybe. yeah, you just like a ladder or something. i don't like ladders either, man. you gotta have somebody hold it for you. i find myself on ladders occasionally, and i like, i don't trust myself on them. what was the last thing you needed to do on a ladder? probably like change a light bulb or something. oh, yeah. Search ↗
1274.800 yeah, you know smoking doesn't cause cancer. i've never had cancer from it you know like you one of those days those legs are gonna go out from under you man. you're gonna be in trouble i need those legs. maybe you're right. i would i would recommend against it to be honest with you i'm gonna start rethinking this whole ladder thing and also that thing about whatever things were first made if they're original or whatever you said whatever things were first made. i don't know i Search ↗
1730.300 actually, it didn't do the thing where it flashes them on the screen and tricks tricks yet. i never heard of penny tears is that a new thing there? yeah, there is a tear transformation like it what changes your tear effect it's actually really good, but also incredibly visually arresting in you know sounds good oh, no, like they they flash and like pop and stuff like that even more so than like multi dimensional baby it makes me feel like this is really bad for people who are photosensitive. oh Search ↗
1761.680 i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket? Search ↗
1972.100 you're over is it tommy. what is that every once in a while? there's just the random a random thing that comes out of my body when when do i know when it's used i? asked in chat, but then i was unable to read because i was playing it at the same time. it's okay. i understand hey, garfondo i'm almost like to the point where i'm like i'm gonna take the hush out of my regular rotation because i just i get so frustrated i Search ↗
2169.640 and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that. Search ↗
3009.820 oh, this is a little dangerous. i love that i get pyro on this run when i really needed it on the last one. well, don't count your chickens yet. maybe you'll get a chance to make this one worthwhile, you know? well, i'm not taking that stupid tower thing again. you should now! why not? out of spite. out of spite. that'll show the game. you did have brimstone, you scum. oh, did i? what run did i have brimstone on? complaining about shit you didn't even need to do. Search ↗
3252.000 you're fine the names, but you may have missed the hourglass or not the hourglass the dice room i didn't clear this floor out. it's okay. yeah. yeah, we'll do an angel statue sure no no, don't get the bomb you stupid thing wasted a bomb okay? why is it shooting down when i use my shoot to loop? i don't like that bragus wherever marked is facing. it's not i was facing left. it's weird i don't know it was the last button that i pressed oh Search ↗
3643.660 what? that'll be taken out of context. yeah, no, how could it possibly? i mean not having to deal with this crosshair thing is what i meant. mmm, i see. i wish i could be in control of my shots myself. yeah, i wish i could shoot myself. okay. alright. i see where you're coming from on this. man, this run is like real not good right now. Search ↗
3674.660 that was what is this little thing follow me around? okay? you see this little this weird crawling baby follow me around it's starting to freak me out man. can you charge him up and shoot him like a hockey puck? no, that's i do have that guy at exactly the same time. okay, but i also have a familiar that's literally just crawling towards me and picking up my money. yeah, i've had him too. he scares me a lot. oh Search ↗
4648.180 alright, i'm just gonna shout out some donations here. we've got a few of those. thank you to spacewalesonice for the $5. it says, get a tandem bike mod for you and bear. it'll be so romantic heart. if there was such a thing that would actually be so hilarious that i would want to actually do it for real. yeah, nick is really gonna read the donations during the ads again. i'm sorry. furiouscinnabon for the $5. hey nick, just wondering if ryan has commented... that i don't know about. Search ↗
5058.960 cuz meat boy, so that's just in my head already. i feel you on that one. left trigger for store, and i know that sounds weird, but i'll explain. i'm with you, yep. left and right bumpers are inventory left and right. okay. i did shop is on select. so... i'm sorry, not shop, i mean inventory. okay. jump is on a. it still looks like the shia labeouf just do it thing to me. what? yeah, it's okay. and then the three potions are on x, y, and b. Search ↗
5457.280 oh man, i want jump to be a, why can't it be a? it can be a. did we originally set jump to left trigger? no, i set it to a. oh dear lordy. so, do i have to exit the game to change this shit? yep. i believe so. well, i beat the tutorial, jesus christ. it was a little tricky. i think it kinda hurts to fall out of form. dude, these controls are so bad. it's the only thing i don't like about this game, everything else is fine. Search ↗
5538.900 i thought a yellow is what blows stuff up. is that a speed or a... temple bar? okay, i get what they want me to do here. i thought i was supposed to eat that berry thing to jump higher, but they wanted me to throw it under me so i could jump that way. yeah, yeah. i don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but they do say that on the sign. i don't read signs. you don't read signs? no. i saw the sign. fox, what's your favorite ace of base song? uh, i don't have one. Search ↗
5734.240 i mean they just or his own death misraptors i should say. they look so cool. well they're extremely powerful i think. they are, you just bring them back from the graveyard. yeah you den protector that shit all day every day. i got a couple of those. i wouldn't be surprised. easy money. okay i've also finished the tutorial. okay i i kept getting hung up on the uh, the rock climbing thing. beidawolf! three months in a row, thank you very much baby! i missed you. Search ↗
5767.460 oh, fucking lava. okay, can i now climb the tower? i just don't yes. i just don't like d pads. that's the thing that's holding me up. you can use the analog stick, it's just kind of iffy when it comes to the ceiling stuff. oh really? i feel like it'd be the other way. i feel iffy with uh... okay, well if i die this time i'm switching to the analog. uh, d pad man, that's where it's at. alright, whatever. i'll stick to it. how do i eat the meat? Search ↗
5807.440 eat the meat. i got meat from one of these rats. i want to consume it. you're gonna have to consult the tutorial for answers like that. stop talking about magic you nerds. we said one thing! yeah, it's egg fuck anyways. he complains about everything. oh, egg fuck the dong smasher. yeah. i thought you just called ryan egg fuck. yeah, i was like that. where's the door? that's the door? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

186.540 maybe the ingest server didn't accept your stream. exactly, it's doing that thing that twitch does whereas like hey. it didn't accept my stream? yeah, it's like you're live and you're sending us your shit, but we're not sending it to anybody else because it's like. they're just collecting it like hoarders. i don't want them to do that. you really shouldn't honestly. you should write to john carnage and ask him about it. you should write to john cena and ask him how he feels about being a living meme. potato salad? Search ↗
255.720 it starts sounding like the the price is right thing if you do it too much though you know i'm saying i think i'm gonna just try to make it more uncomfortable and nobody that's john cena's music i'll just start singing like happy birthday or something john cena's music. oh, yeah. well, i Search ↗
325.460 yes, i don't know who told you that but i would advise both of you the same thing if you have too late for me, the pills have been taken. to avoid that fate. i would, you know, without spoiling anything, i was doing the brains challenge today. and, uh, that's triple bob's brain and he can't use ears. that sounds awesome! Search ↗
1159.440 yeah, yeah, put some soy milk in it and you know, if you're lactose intolerant, no problem then, right? yeah, apparently. i'm getting a lot of keys this run. that's a great thing to experience. it is a great thing. ah, the reverse the room thing. oh shit, i went back in time. i don't know. it's a glowing hourglass. yeah. it's a key. i don't know. if i keep using it, can i eventually get poop from the thing? Search ↗
1412.160 she helps you in battle. going pretty well, so i think we might just like try to kill mega satan. you got you're on mega satan right now? not on mega satan, i'm just saying, you know, i might think about it for the future. yeah? i need to do mega satan on all my people because that counts as a thing now. i never used to, right? that's definitely like part of the things. okay, i need to do that and then... i forget, just put like some other things i need to do too. like everything. Search ↗
1438.720 so far i'm trying to beat the the lamb and blue baby test things on all of them. nick you are 100% correct skype does it to you i spoke to someone about flying to london never googled it in five seconds later skype ad changes the cheap flights to london. i don't buy this anecdotal bullshit ever. i need a scientific journal someone with j store access look this up. well i wasn't necessarily trying to convince you i just feel better knowing that it's not just me that feels like that's a thing. Search ↗
1466.400 there are six billion people on this earth. there's someone who thinks that the smuckers corporation controls the world's banks. it's true. that person is josh. this isn't quite on that level. it's kind of a minor thing, really. breaker breaker bill gates nicks onto us. Search ↗
1675.100 the revert is a good thing. did they start... oh, was it manuals in tony hawk pro skater 3 and then revert in 4 or was that... no, manuals in 2. 2. revert in 3. revert in 3 and then 4 was flatland tricks. no way! yeah, man. pretty sure that's right. it took them that long to do flatland tricks? yeah, then you could string them all together and get like an enormous combo multiplier. you could also see me ride out on the sunset on your color tv screen. Search ↗
2521.120 haven't used it, but mad this told me what it did and i was like it sounds like trash. he's like yeah he's about five times hasn't dropped anything you didn't get a penny. it's pretty bad luck any bad luck. do you? hey, oh my god. it's freaking damage. how was your weekend nick? what'd you do this weekend? i didn't go to the zoo played some i think mostly that was the big thing started undertale played that for a lot of hours and Search ↗
2910.820 it's a self sustaining economy. that was a self sustaining economy. just get everything for free on sale. that's kind of how it worked out for paddy's pub as well. yeah. alright, i'm dead. i'm still trucking along, but i'm skeptical about this whole mega satan promise i made. switch chat says like, yeah, that's pretty cool. that means i think i did a good thing. i've never seen that before, so you got that. i got that. rewind to back. rewind line, got the... Search ↗
2992.360 that was cool. and i played in friday night magic. i went 1 and 2, which is better than normal. and then... these are all spacebar items. are you fucking my dick? it's not a bad thing. and then on saturday, kate and i went to the symphony. and we met some people after for dinner, which is cool. and on sunday yesterday, kate and i played some more magic. it was a good weekend. Search ↗
3064.060 pretty good a little something to that there's a new thing called pixar you know every movie they make is a 100 rotten tomato score except for cars well no i think it is sad though a little bit that there's not much in the way of like hand drawn animation anymore but i you know going too far in the other direction a little silly too yeah you know what really bothers me is when i can go to my faucet and Search ↗
3113.140 you went through all the stages of remorse and regret through the whole thing. i got a pyromaniac and it still sucks because i'm blue baby. what's the point? i got five bombs and i'm immune to my own explosions, but i can't heal myself. i got a four way buddy, he's so cute. oh, loki, little loki. yeah, he's so cute. little loki's pretty good. they should give you a little version of the cat boss because he's adorable too. yeah. that was my cat boss impression. Search ↗
3162.220 i don't know why i said it like that. wait, what did you say? it has to have happened, right? yeah, that's a weird thing. i don't know what happened to my brain during that. you went high theater for that one line. yeah. that's because i was at the symphony on saturday. watching some fucking looney tunes, dog. high class. cancer's good. in this game, at least. right? yeah. is it better than the rosary bead? yeah. i agree. this is the right answer, then. Search ↗
3292.460 i went to the theater thing pretty hard, didn't i? i went to the theater, josh, of the symphony. it's the symphony of the theater is the same thing. well, the theater was in the symphony, right? or the symphony was in the theater. yeah. mmm. mmm. it's true. one or the other was probably applicable there. yes. quite. gromulans. gromulans? perfectly gromulan. what? gromulans are a type of alien. they're like populars. they show up in asteroid pools. wallace and gromulans? yeah. nice. Search ↗
3372.720 that's from the television show south park. i've been catching up on that. it was a pretty good season actually. you guys were right. i'm not watching it, i don't know. no, you guys like chat. they told me to watch it. chat is used guys. they have pc principal now. he's really big in the whole pc thing. not personal computer either. it's pretty funny. check him out. Search ↗
3402.600 well, finally someone's advertising for south park. maybe the show can finally get off the ground. which one's the deps? do i still have it? like, i'm on deps 2? yeah, you're gonna find mom. is that momland? it's momland. alright. so should i just donate, like, all my money? i mean, that's up to you. is that a normal thing? is that what people do? in this economy? i'm gonna do it. you can't stop me. piece of shit. thank you macros86 for the 27 months in a row! Search ↗
4375.540 i don't know what we're gonna do here, cause uh... i can't i can't get up there like literally. oh yeah, i guess i got the only jetpack, huh? alright. this will make this easier on you. what the fuck? that gun might have been out of ammo anyway. get out of here! this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. i should just go for this. i'm better off with the net, really. oh! no, he got me! Search ↗
4672.320 idiot that's even i'm still playing bonnie of isaac. yeah, that's true dang got me but it never happened to tower boy. yo movies take time in regan tvs everywhere i have no idea what happened on my screen like ryan brain to me and then i was like flying off to the right and all of a sudden like i blinked and like i was in the middle of the thing and then i got hammered Search ↗
4711.900 i just hammered myself cause i didn't want that to be a thing. you disarmed me! that was fast. yeah? you blocked it. that was pretty good. i'll fuck off with this. i'm gonna save you, josh. save me please! save me, save me, save me from the squeeze! Search ↗
8733.720 oh man. it burns. oh, see you later, goots and shed. i guess they decided we weren't good enough for them. bye, goots. i liked your sonic avatar. baron, how's your chance? get in there. game speed is time warp. what does that mean? canadian cannabis. that's it. that's the only thing. it's just game speed is time warp. everything else is fine. i'm assuming like insNLy fast. Search ↗
8776.280 well that ball looks small but i don't know what the fucking regular ball looks like anymore. oh, this speed is just constantly changing? oh this... oh this could be the worst thing of all time. this is just what it's like when it's laggy as shit. this is just lagged rocketly. rocket lag. oh my god, maybe just when someone hits it it does it? oh maybe that's what it is. trying to highlight the cool second. yeah. gotta speak for everybody when you say fuck this to death. Search ↗
8812.360 okay, maybe it's a little early, but i feel like this should just not be a thing. i jumped out of the way. that's true. if bear played, then we could turn on private match and do 2v2 and then set up our own rules. i want to see what the canonical rules are first, and then see which ones i never want to touch again. so far, this one's up there. this one's the only one i know. yeah, this is the retro vision of rocket league. alright, put this on. huge and square. that'd be the worst. Search ↗
8892.860 oh god, that's a goal i think. that was a great shot. luke with the freaking, you know, goal steal there. it was pretty sweet though. remember that time i told you warframe had dragons, you just got the dragon warframe as an antenna. oh, i don't really get warframe. in chat said dank geesling, and i was thinking the exact same thing actually. yeah, i guess if his middle name started with a k that would be beautiful. dan keith geesling. yeah. catherine instead of keith. Search ↗
8970.480 center as a center all joints into his router well, there's bats now they come in you know, yeah, that's mine. i've had the candy corn. that's pretty cool candy corn saw ah they have a candy crush slag a thing and david busters and i was like what the fuck? yeah, i've seen the flappy bird one too. not a dave and busters those i've never been there you never been there. good. no buster. oh hit it against the wall real hard. all right, i Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

1326.520 man, that dream felt so real. i was like, excited about waking up and going to kill like, ultra mega deathgreed. man. what is this demonic room? i haven't seen it. it's a button room. i'm almost at the point where like, i want to have like a separate fallout save file. because my thing with fallout since like june has been that i just do it on my subscriber stream. so once a week for three hours we play. which was fine with new vegas because it was like, Search ↗
1374.400 i played for three hours like on monday and i was like i'm ahead of the curve and now i'm like i'm 200% behind the curve for everybody and i feel like the back seating is gonna be ridiculous so i almost want to have a second save file but instead i just drafted magic the gathering last night. there you go. oh yeah constant spoils, constant spoils. i've been spoiled the same thing like 20 times already. Search ↗
1507.040 i can try to make it for the hush. the thing about the hush is like, as long as you get to him, even if you have shitty tears, as long as you do well on the fight and have enough health, you can beat it. yeah. because an op build doesn't help you on that fight at all. so... right. there's some like pros and cons to that. i would agree with that assessment. i'm on the fence still about whether or not i enjoy it, but that's okay. life goes on. Search ↗
1674.220 some of my favorite new items. it is a lot of fun. let's pick the brimstone. i still have only seen brimstone once in afterbirth. yeah, he's not sure it exists. yeah, i think it's a an urban myth. it's really fun if you have my reflection with it. well, that's the thing is i'm like i gotta find out all these cool new synergies with brimstone, but i they just don't show up. Search ↗
1738.880 i think i've seen one. i think i've heard about it, i don't think i've seen one. i didn't see one the entire marathon and then like two days ago i found one and it was like, what is this? i thought it was a legend! it's a myth! dude, this is so bad. it's unbelievable to me. i have the attractor thing too, so it's pulling everybody around and making it even harder to hit them. nice. Search ↗
1831.000 i haven't seen that since a little kid, but i have seen it. oh my god, i got this baby transformation and soy milk with a cursed eye and it's got my reflection. wow! and i have the magnet, this isn't good. okay, this is actually way better. i don't know what this is, but it's better. i got like dr. fetus homing technology bombs. this is the worst thing i've ever rolled into in my life. it seems pretty good. we are all over the place on this run. Search ↗
1936.640 i'm gonna have to face check the next three rooms so i get another roll just to be able to live with my midas's touch. like, i'm prepared to lose some hearts just to get rid of this build. cobalt, do you have a strategy for fighting the hush yet? like, do you do the thing where you wait a couple of seconds between shots? um, no. i just go all out on him and then when he starts blowing in the wind i try to hug the corner. actually, all of the wind blowing is a pattern, so if you find a safe spot, um, Search ↗
2519.000 addicted! i'm shooting out seven nails every time i fire. oh that's nice. but i have to keep firing because i have the stupid mark thing on the ground. really interesting. i'm rolling it as soon as i can. quad triple? i don't know. does it multiply now? i don't even freaking know. Search ↗
2915.720 yeah, i was dropping toxic bombs on dingle and he was just dancing in my gas, man. like, he loved it. oh, sweet. i got that eight nail thing you were talking about before. yeah. that is cool as hell. i gotta do a couple of rooms like this. i love holy light! my character looks a little like skrillex right now. oh, i rolled my battery. whoops. um, why can't i shoot tears? why can't i? i love all these limes. Search ↗
3251.280 what if there was like, you know those like carnival games where you hit the thing with the hammer to try to like knock it into the top? like that in the chest but for dps? so if you could like hit the top of the thing because your dps is high enough it'll open up another floor or something after the chest. and then every enemy on that floor is like the hush level difficult. i thought they would do something like that or something interesting. Search ↗
3648.680 i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice. Search ↗
3939.740 oh no, okay, i got a thing. i got a jetpack. you can suck it though! okay, you can't suck it. i can suck it! that's not fair. what the hell is this? yeah, this one, this is a level. oh no! run the wood! run the wood, let me out! Search ↗
4208.180 oh, i like this one. oh, no! i put a key in the store thing! it's gonna be stored! does that still work? oh, he got me. slim jim. you cracked that poor tv. slim jim. gangster. i busted up that water cooler real good. ten quacks prove. he got it! he got it! Search ↗
4289.440 oh, alright. that's fine. that's fine. alright, sometimes you panic. sometimes you panic. ah, this is my favorite. i made this today. what is happening? check it out. alright, wait, wait, wait. oh my god, i wanted to explain it. it's okay. you found your own thing to do actually. so if you try and risk it to grab one of the boxes which can also kill you, you can stack it to try and get to the chaingun. oh. wait, i'm gonna do it. Search ↗
4435.780 oh god damn it, there's just a gun there. i might have to rework this one a little bit. it's not my favorite anymore. showdown at high noon. i think i'm getting a better idea of how to position levels for flow now, so i'll probably go back to some of these old ones. oh god. what is the point of the key? i stored it in the purple thing. oh. Search ↗
5063.640 here come get a box. why does it look like you're like slowing down in time when you're waving that thing? the time saver oh i like this one all right. let's see how this goes all right all right all right now ladies how did you get up there? it's a dirty trick. you got a feint feint death right at the top no yeah, i just did that yeah, that's awesome wow no one will ever know Search ↗
5761.280 that thing will pierce your armor. that'll pierce your armor, bro. oh, it did pierce my armor, bro! my armor, bro, was pierced. i have a box that i got to start with. that's good. oh. okay. yeah. right, i should look at that. oh, wow! i'm so worried about the dudes down below. i didn't see you. oh, mick. what? i won? that wasn't like a humblebrag or anything. like, i actually... yeah. my eyes off the controller because i thought i just got destroyed. go away, nick. Search ↗
6140.000 been a been in the mail! i don't know how to use the sh shanagan thing here. shanana gante. that was a robism, i think. shoot it! yep. sounds like something i'd say. oh god. alright, i'm terrible. what are you all doing right now? guys, i'm screwed now! ahh! you broke my banana commando arm! that's your wife. pardon me? Search ↗
6179.760 i have no idea. what are you doing up here? i made it! what, what? do you guys see this, this little, this like net thing here? what? not really. oh! no! the swing! oh, god damn it! oh, such fails. oh, damn! i didn't even see the tech 9. Search ↗
6474.280 what the fuck is are these little beams in the middle here? that's the that's the thing that makes all the grenades pull their pins. that's the laser i was talking about before that i can use. someone please dispose of my head just bouncing there in the middle, it's really creepy. well played. yeah, nice. oh, that was cool. here i am, duck in the middle with you. wow. there's a lot of good ducking for a bunch of ducks. Search ↗
6998.300 you know, never rule anything out. i'll keep that in mind. yeah. alright, so, quick flash. i guess... how do we play this again? jackbox. yeah. and i guess i'll just get the stream up. my webcam's all glittery. i'm sorry guys, i didn't see that. you get glitter on your webcam? eh, it's all doing the flickery thing like the... chroma's not quite right again. oh, that's not good. i wonder why it's changed. i didn't change anything. maybe the lighting's changed in your room. Search ↗
7285.420 did i get kicked out? i think i might have got kicked out. it says round one, i don't have any questions though. oh you gotta give it a minute, he's doing like an introduction thing. okay. now you should have it. gotcha. oh boy, i could go real dark on this one. yeah, i'm with you man. oh god. get some mouth poutine. i think you're joshing for the two months in a row. i love mouth poutine right now. alright, i'm in. how long do i have? Search ↗
7728.800 c3po is always bitching at him. he is, he is a little bit of a bitch. yeah, the beeps took it here. really? it was sensible. 71%. wow, i thought that was gonna lose real easy. the only thing worse than standing in a really long line is standing in a really long line for twitch merchandise or another really long line. Search ↗
7766.380 hmm. i didn't say fml at the end. i think that helps it a little. yeah, i instantly regretted that so my bad. i won't do that anymore. i was like that's cheating a little bit. i think i would have said the only thing worse than standing in a really long line is standing in a really long line for even longer. i don't know that doesn't it's not very good. that's why they give you next section. whoa another really long line crushed it. Search ↗
7894.060 uh... you got 40 seconds. 25 seconds. any plans of you playing rockstar tonight? what is that? i've never heard of this rockstar thing, spico. have you guys played the new guitar hero, by the way? not yet, no. nope. don't even waste your time. really? go with rock band. the new button system makes me want to choke things. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

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45.640 how are you doing on this fine thursday afternoon, nick? i had a nice chuckle i watched the nintendo direct. i saw there was some internet uproar about this. what's going on? why are people mad at nintendo now? well, nobody's really that mad. i think it's just me just having a laugh a little bit. but the culmination of the whole thing was their announcement that cloud is coming to final fantasy. he's already been there, to smash brothers. ok. Search ↗
110.660 also, there's a character named linkle now. so yeah, there's like it's like a female link, right? yeah, i'm not really sure where that came from but there it's a thing now i know there was like i don't want to say uproar necessarily, but there was like a clamoring for it last year and and maybe that is what is resulted in it actually coming out next they just have to make like a female zelda and then they'll have all of the Search ↗
163.920 this is incredible. i can't believe it still works. old school jimmy rustling is what that is. it's better than the like, i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow thing. oh, that was bullshit. wait, what is that one? you know, that's the one where someone had to put chet goes, nl, i want to watch the show, but i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow. and then everybody in chet goes, 100 words? that's only like two sentences. like what do you do? i do like a thousand word essays every day in my program. and you're like, yeah. Search ↗
400.200 i'm sick of these goddamn anime sword guys in smash. to be fair, there are a lot of anime sword guys in smash. you got, well i mean they're not necessarily all guys, i don't want to offend anybody, but you know, you got your mards and your roys and your shulks and your, i don't even know what i thought a shulk was that little turtle thing in this. Search ↗
627.900 mmm, and the other disappears, so it's not about the devil deal anymore in this i was playing as the lost i would probably take brimstone i hear you on that one. i figured out a way to make you say the thing i wanted you know the fact that you can just hide out over rocks and fire that brimstone shot in i think is pretty good on the other hand they're gonna probably keep slamming into the rocks right and the knife will stick out over the edge, so i'm still working so though a little bit more harrowing yeah, yeah a lot of heroin hmm Search ↗
691.500 but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head. Search ↗
835.160 it was like actually fun to play. some people have said it was tedious, but i had a great time on it. i would love to see that change permanently if that's actually what's being added or changed. chris hates it. that kind of changes the whole thing, doesn't it? i mean you end up in the situation where all you need to find now is nine lives. Search ↗
1025.540 it's funny looking at sort of the retrospective of the situation because i remember when i first found out loss was even a thing at all i was like well, i'll never do that. that sounds like a nightmare. i'm not interested in ever participating in that eventually like well, it's still there. i still haven't done it so i guess i just have to do it now and you know, i feel like i got a lot better at the game for having put myself through it it was a bit of an ordeal though. i don't know sometimes i love the isaac community but sometimes i do find it a little bit like Search ↗
1109.640 mean, i don't know. i liked it a loss before i think holy mantle is a positive change yeah, if that's what he's gonna happen. this is all conjecture. yeah, this is all conjecture i just say it's the the game design thing where it's like no matter what you do a certain subset of the community is gonna be very mad at you. i Search ↗
1291.080 finally beat the guardian challenge last night. that was a big relief. yeah, that's that's bullshit challenge. i don't know maybe speed is a little bit more bullshit, but that guardian fight against red mom has left a permanent bad taste in my mouth. that is one thing i will say is like a little bit. oh Search ↗
1337.980 that's the perfect room to do that on. without a doubt. but that was after about two hours of me grinding it and just getting to the end and then losing to mom's heart over and over again, which was really great. i just really enjoyed that a lot. oh, new thing. child leash. keep your friends close. oh, okay. keeps your familiars up against you. that's interesting. Search ↗
1370.540 in my opinion. there were quite a few things that were just instantly hitting it without me having an option. i mean the hands falling on top of you can't really do anything about that. any enemy that teleports on top of it is just like you can't do anything about it. and the accuracy of every enemy, it just amazes me. i mean i guess you're always dodging in the normal game and this thing simply just stands there and takes it. and i know that's pretty much the point but i don't feel like i'm capable of blocking the majority of that stuff even if i'm trying my best. Search ↗
1455.420 this could happen. on my, like i don't mean the two mile run too much here, but on my run for blue bomber, it was easy enough that i re rolled my whole run and lost pyro mania, or lost kamikaze. so the only thing i had doing damage was brother bobby for like four floors, and then i lucked into, well two floors, let's not exaggerate, and then i lucked into a blue candle or red candle, and then just, you know, from that point on it was pretty easy, but Search ↗
1753.300 expand the krampus item pool, but well we can only hope well. i told him about a year ago we can hold on to that. hope like we do for new metroid games, but i will say you know i don't want to i don't want to act like i'm necessarily responsible for this but another thing i harped on was like the golden chess pool should have more items and now stevens in there and Search ↗
2526.780 his bumbo is like, he's real big. he's a big bumbo. i don't think it's so many coins for taking damage. this doesn't seem right. i'm sure bumbo appreciates it. i've been probably true, although i took all his coins. when is dank bumbo gonna be a thing? we'll let tyrone know. ooh, a guppy item. interesting. sorry, okay. bumbo, those coins belong to you, man. oh, goldenheart, right. that's true. forgot that i had a goldenheart. lot of interlocking systems to Search ↗
3265.340 jarofly's interesting, but not what we need right now. those are your coins, bumbo. if you drop a battery, i'd be much obliged. can you diplopia, bumbo? why not, you know? i don't think that is a yes, but take it as like, i don't see why not. yeah, you can duplicate familiars like crazy in this game, so i would assume that's a thing. whoa! Search ↗
3613.400 bomb o. yeah. oh right, that's the next thing i've got to worry about is how i'm gonna get freaking 999 coins in that thing. that's gonna take a bit. now i am ready when you are. alright. i am... done. ooh, book of shadows. sweet, we're gonna be glad to play some speedrunners. don't go anywhere! see you soon. i can't see myself mounting this, nick. you know i'm gonna have to quote that. you do what you gotta do. you cannot diplopia diplopia. i just checked. damn. well, thank you for looking into it, stuart. Search ↗
3871.720 chad don't worry about the overlay okay? just let me beat the computer then i can play. nick you're thinking about cougars not wolves. no i know cougars are a thing too, wolves are also a thing. wait and now i'm afraid do i have to beat the tutorial? you might have to, apparently it's like a bigger patch. oh god damn it. how do i, how do i, do i just do play? Search ↗
3983.540 oh, yeah, i just joined on nick and now it's just searching for a new game for me. oh no. no there's rob what about oh? yeah? set up your custom match give me give me a moment these are not the people i'm looking for okay, all right you try doing the same thing. i just didn't and tell me what you do because it didn't make sense cat cat Search ↗
4047.160 robcasting index. alright, here we go. play. maybe if we figure this out, it's the best thing we've ever had happen to us. custom match. a... this can okay. invite friends. no invi okay, here we go. send invite. send invite. does it ask you who you're inviting? cause for me it just oh. alright, i'm in a lobby, but yet again there oh! i think we're in! hey! Search ↗
5005.000 yeah, you'd think that would have shown up. that would have been priority i would think. that's gotta be like the number one story on cnn unless lindsay lohan accidentally showed her labia again. i don't know why that's such a fuss when somebody shows their labia. it's not that bad. wait, wait. hold on, was that a thing that happened? probably back in like 2008 or something. Search ↗
5152.780 i don't even understand why that's a thing. one day i'll be able to forgive them, but maybe they can forgive me first. oh my god, this... yeah, it's intense here. we don't have a lot of room for error. oh my god! no! no! no! no! no! i'm not going to i threw it behind me, man. Search ↗
5310.800 wow. stop breathing. is that robocop? are you going for a robocop thing? cute. yeah. kind of a depressed robocop. stop breathing. knock it off, guys. that's him spinning his final directive to himself. oh no. doesn't the sergeant have to tell him that? kat, don't get in front of the screen. i'm gonna be flying blind. great job. great job. Search ↗
5550.360 well not bullshit. we weren't doing like the multiplayer like bang bang bang. you're dead. ha do an alien fighting mode yeah, we were doing like the co op mode. this is okay. you know the anti zombie mode which was aliens as the other thing can shoot Search ↗
5616.200 but if you do three hours of that, they're pissed too. i don't know man, i did a twitter poll yesterday because i was like, i got one more video to put out today. do you want nuclear throne or afterbirth? and people were overwhelmingly like, afterbirth. and then people would like reply to that tweet and be like, the poll, where the results are like 80% afterbirth. and they'd be like, well you know, i don't want to tell you how to run your business, but it's a bad business decision to put up too much of one thing. and i'm like, what are you talking about? like giving the people exactly what they want. Search ↗

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