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Team Unity Plays - NHL 18 - Episode 11

Northernlion Sat Jul 14 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.48 hmm. we're back. let's go. have we earned it? no, you're right. i'm gonna oglets take it back. i'll tell you straight up, these guys are gonna be tough. look at that. level 50 cowboy. level 31, they got the london knights logo striped down the middle of the jersey not rocking the bananas like we are. alright, just hear me out here. yeah. i'm guaranteeing a victory or i will delete my youtube channel. Search ↗
31.76 you know what i think we should honor that. asterisk somewhere like a guarantee of victory this year. yeah look at these dudes were in a real nhl state. there's fire. this is the real deal but this is this is it. no one's given us a chance. this i want you to know these guys have taken the time to customize the paint on the railings in this arena. so they're they're serious players ok. they got king though we know as we Search ↗
60.84 yeah, lockhart. these guys are gonna play real defense. and they don't have horribly offensive names. oh whatever, we win the faceoff. no throwing this game. that was a bad pass. nah, i had inertia. i had inertia on that one. alright, so we're all a little bit decked out now. we spent some of our monies in terms of changing our stuff around a little bit. i want to make it clear, we spent no money. yeah, no money. i don't want people to think i spent money to look like this. Search ↗
94.82 what's wrong with that? i got no special stats. i just got like a slightly augmented stick blade color. yo, they they know what they're doing we bite off more than we could chew here nice cover. well. it's not like we're gonna play the other team. yeah, yeah, and you should be on a guy at least that's all i ask i so what i do in my head and correct me if i'm wrong. i just keep the triangle i Search ↗
122.82 on defense you don't need to keep the triangle necessarily. oh no? defense? you should cover the open man most of the time. cover an open man and you want to try and close the passing lanes. got it. but closing the passing lanes, you need to describe that to me like a f***ing traitor. you're basically... you want to stay on a guy but try and be like on the inside of him and another guy. like that actually. that was perhaps accidentally perfect. Search ↗
152.02 so it's like while you're covering that guy you want to make sure he can't pass it to another guy. so i want to intersect the integer. sure if that makes sense in your head. so if x is 9 i want to be y equals 4.5. yeah, i mean no you'd want to be like 8.9 ideally. but at the right tangent? sure you know why not. okay sorry. if it's like you've ever played the game monkey in the middle dan? yeah yeah. Search ↗
182.78 you're the monkey in the middle. but you want to be close to one of the guys. you don't actually want to be in the middle. these guys are playing legit hockey. they're taking low percentage shots trying to get the rebound. i'll be very quick to pass this ball game. trying to pass it. watch the point, dan. see that guy? he's waiting up there for the one timer. yeah. looks like he was counting grandma's cookies instead of playing ball. Search ↗
224.28 whoa nice nice nice nice save like i don't that's a guaranteed goal. oh, you can barely see the net yeah, they i think they did that on purpose. let that rip kid that they have painted them white. i think they're trying to mess with us so we got some high quality looks nice get that out of here. all right, boys. oh Search ↗
258.38 oh look at that, we scrambled their brains a little. yeah they didn't expect that. run our sets? look at that, just you what are they gonna do? i'm a little mad. see how he came after you? i'm a little upset. i just wanted to see what they were gonna do, now we know what they're gonna do. one time me, one time me daddy. no. no, you just got the block. no! alright there you go, there you go, yep. go that way. nice pass, dan, get ready. get ready, one time, one time. let it rip kid. Search ↗
302.48 i'm just trying to just trying to get it to get us in a position and play some ball here right oh, thank you. thank you. nice shot. nice shot. not bad. not bad. we took team russia to zero zero. let's go that was far and away the best defensive period we've ever had by about a factor of five i saw shot blocks and interceptions and just overall the most important thing was our positioning. yeah, i Search ↗
335.78 well all of our youtube channels are on the line. that's the asterisk, it wasn't just the hands. no, we're on the big stage, you gotta play up, the lights are spitting line. do we get their youtube channels if we... you never know, it could be ubor, hax, or nova on the other team. Search ↗
355.46 the one thing is, obviously we don't have a lot of offensive time. yeah, no kidding. we don't. i felt like we had a decent amount. what were the numbers? i think you got one shot. i had a shot that was blocked. i made about four passes in the whole period. Search ↗
374.36 i would say i would guess it's probably like 30, 70 percent time. that seems fair. but honestly, they're playing like super close to the net, which means we have space to work with. so we don't need to take low percentage chances from the outside as much. we can try to like, you know, move around, get into a better position. the thing i like about playing a team like this that are also playing legit hockey is it kind of makes it a little more predictable in a way. Search ↗
401.70 sorry, i thought you kept going. it's like when we play those wild dudes that are doing all these crazy dekes and waiting to get in the zone. it's like you don't know what they're doing. nice! you got it, melfie. ooh! i believed in the melf. i tried for the upper decker left. oh, there's a goal. oh. that's cool. alright, i'm gonna tie him up. okay. i'm coming in and try to dink it out to melfie. yeah, i'm gonna stay near the blue. there it is. let that puppy fly. Search ↗
439.62 back to red, back to red. back to yellow. on the screen in him. that's good, you might have actually gotten the deflection there. we're playing team ball boys! you're covered so i'm just gonna take it in and shoot. oh! good shot, good shot. you played the level of your opponents. look at this. Search ↗
505.16 my eyes like two homer simpson donuts at universal studios. have you ever seen those things? all right, sorry now i gotta die. i gotta die. there we go boys. oh let that fly. oh good shot, good shot. oh they're chunking. that's because they're scared now. they know they're losing every face off. they know they can't go back into the dot. oh look at that. dang is it but miracle whip. dan do you like miracle whip? Search ↗
539.28 i can get by with it. you like normal like hellman's mayo too? nah, i'm not a big mayo guy. what's the deal with this? dude, i gotta do a poll that remind me after this. i feel like i'm one of the few people that digs both. it's an extremely polarizing thing and i don't know why. oh, that's all my bad. alright, so i'm just gonna lay this out there. if you want me to be dialed, Search ↗
565.66 don't ask me out, mayo, and i'm okay with not being dialed, but we got all our channels on the line. oh, that's a penalty shot. i'll do the pull, that's a penalty shot. and i'm one for goofy banton. we got our youtube channels on the line. you know the move. you know what's coming. let's go. you've seen it a thousand times before. the visor, it sees the future. i did take the soldier 76 visor. i'm waiting to unlock it. Search ↗
596.36 i'm gonna go for a clean win, okay? because he's gotten wise to the ties. i'm gonna run velveetus cheese then. oh! they used it against us! there you go, there you go. oh my god! the telepathy! nice setup, we know king's weakest! king has been dethroned, man. oh, don't hit any buttons on this one. great pass! look at that, it's beautiful. probably dora's groin. Search ↗
633.24 it just always happens you go to the net and good things happen to you 13 minutes of sustained pressure yeah, i passed that to you, but i guess i didn't aim well. no i got point nice nice i'll stay back. oh you want that oh nice. i like the fake oh Search ↗
666.12 totally on purpose by the way. hustleback, hustleback, hustleback, hustleback. nice, that's an icing. hustleback or castle black? oh, yo, james rr martin stole castle black from dark souls. i'm serious! alright, tie it up. james rr martin. Search ↗
756.10 oh, my bad. oh, sorry. no shots, no shots, no shots. that's my fault. dude, that's the best game we've ever had. absolutely. so good. so good. lockhart is gonna be iced. it's about mayonnaise. miracle whip's got a little sugar in it though, doesn't it? mayonnaise is like no sugar. oh, what is this? i think that might be the difference. yeah, miracle whip's a little sweeter. this is the moment right here. Search ↗
783.58 it's so greasy. the whole audience is quiet. oh, come on, man! what's your guys' grades right now? i got b minos across the board. i'm all cs. i'm not doing really much of anything. but maybe that's the key. yo, is this period stats or is this overall game? so like for the first two periods. Search ↗
815.46 so we've been on we took the attack away from them. yeah, they did nothing that period. yeah. let's go boys. dude, the tie up is so good. cause like, the worst case scenario is you have a coin flip. it completely neutralized and if they don't know how to counter it, you just win. how did you figure that out? by having it done to me about a thousand times. like even that, that's a loss but it's not like a horrible loss. Search ↗
922.34 noooooo! let me get back on d. let me get back on d. i'm gonna catch and carry her. hang tight. take it back. we're gonna run our sets here. take it back. yeah, you can go behind the net. there's nothing wrong with that. oh! we got him, raddle, boys. oh, there's only seven minutes left. we gotta take away all their opportunities. yep, yep. just play, play. good, clean, safety. get in the lanes, boys. exactly. brian's got that. i can't believe i got it out. Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 66 [Lactose Intolerant]

Northernlion Thu Nov 20 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.28 hey, my name is northernlion and i fucking suck at the binding of isaac fudge. okay. not doing so well recently. that's okay. minus three? could be worse. maggie or eve? maggie or eve? let's do maggie. we're due for maggie run. you know, the only way out is through. you know what winston churchill said? bring me my brandy. no, he said, if you're going through hell, keep going. that's what we're gonna try to do. Search ↗
25.68 i apologize for making fun of winston churchill. i know he's a political figure that despite being long dead, a lot of people have very strong opinions of and justifiably, i guess. a little bit less of the, you know, winston churchill kind of discourse happening over here in canada. but we've got kind of the same thing going on with like sir john a. macdonald. we have our own probably alcoholic relatively early leader situation. don't worry about it. everybody's got one. everybody's got one. spirit hearts? one spirit heart. Search ↗
56.18 it's the best idea to not pick that up right away. i did show our seed here, right? while i was doing that winston churchill discussion? yes, okay. i actually don't mind the idea of fighting wrath on an early floor because check this shit out. we got bombs. Search ↗
71.42 that might allow us to get carried through like the early game here. i mean, a bomb for a spirit heart is an okay trade, as long as we can just leverage oh, soy milk is such a fucking nightmare. i'm glad i took it, because it's ridiculous, but uh... this is gonna make it interesting. you can get carried by soy milk. i've seen it happen! i've heard the legends from beyond the hinterlands! Search ↗
92.34 sir arthur had soy milk and he beat the dragon with it. we'll see. it's a fucking nightmare. i'll just tell you that right up. but it's a great idea when it comes to shooting poop. it makes shooting poop so freaking easy. all we can really hope for is great tier effects. ooh, wow! i did not expect that that would... Search ↗
113.04 i don't know about that. i did not expect that we still had an item to unlock, you know? i expected that we pretty much sorted that entirely out from the rocks at least. i know we have more items to unlock, but i thought at least from... at least from the rocks that we were basically good to go. you'll have to forgive me and my, you know, pleasant demeanor. i have recently consumed a very large cup of a caffeinated beverage, and i'm excited. i'm raring to go. i'm not one of those people... let me put it this way. Search ↗
139.54 the same rhetoric i think applies to alcohol as well by the way. i have a very large sweet spot. i realized that was probably a bit of an un appetizing way to put that, as i was saying it. but i have a very large sweet spot as it comes to caffeine. Search ↗
155.66 a lot of people you know before they have their coffee in the morning. just one coffee they're foggy. you know mentally not in a great place. maybe getting headaches and stuff like that i can relate to that to some extent, but then after they have one cup of coffee the gajittery you know they've got the substance addiction, but they're not really enjoying it it's more of just feeding them biological urge right because once they have it. they don't feel good. i've got a i'm gonna take the pill Search ↗
180.26 i was actually hoping that it would be explosive diarrhea for the boss fight, but whatever. we're gonna save our key and go down to the next floor. i didn't use it for the boss fight, obviously. you know, i'm a little foggy sometimes, a little out of my element before my morning coffee, but after i have one morning coffee, i'm good, man. i don't even get... Search ↗
198.90 you know this the stereotypical like if someone goes gets incredibly hyper in a movie they're like how many cups of coffee you had no just 18. no big deal i don't really get like that even though i did just do that impression and find myself slightly breathless slightly breathless right now i like it. i got a good sweet spot for it you know the same people when it comes to when it comes to beer as well. you know one beer feeling good two beers i'm gonna throw up Search ↗
223.80 it happens. three beers, crying, saying i can't believe mufasa died. spoilers. okay, let's try to keep our spirit heart alive here. i know by the way a lot of people hate soy milk. if i had to, you know... Search ↗
235.78 define myself by one core value in rebirth. it's i you know i don't give a shit basically whatever item you want to give me i'll try to build a run around it. we'll try to have some fun i know there's a tinted rock there by the way soy milk sure let's give it a shot you know i don't hold high hopes for this and unless we get some kind of like prop ptosis or something like that i don't really know because damage upgrades are much less damaging unfortunately with soy milk Search ↗
261.38 i mean as you can see we have to hit a spider like seven times to kill it. this is fucking nightmarish, but we can just get through there maybe and do some damage to this spider we can live in peace and harmony the thing is we do we you know it's like an smg or a fucking you know gatling gun or something here when we actually hit an enemy we do a crazy amount of damage please tell me by the way. we're not fighting the haunts ooh interesting Search ↗
287.22 okay, this is this is hilarious actually i have no idea how this is gonna work for us. i love that though thank you. i think this might be a crazy good combination and well, let's put it this way. it's a crazy combination we're gonna find out if it's crazy good or crazy terrible. so the shots fly like way over the enemies it's really hard to land them appropriately here. they don't even do it up one epic egg shot does not even do enough damage and Search ↗
344.90 wonder if we can just throw one down here like this. yeah, that gave us that tinted rock. try to shoot some across here. there we go, found our secret room. hopefully getting enough money to make the shop worthwhile. missing page two. it gave us that black card anyway. this is gonna be exciting. i am, this is spoiled fucking milk. i'm not gonna name the run that because i always forget, but this is a great name for this run. spoiled milk. please explode. thank you. same to you. there we go. so if we hit the enemy, they still explode right away. Search ↗
376.50 alright, i'm digging it. we're gonna end up hurting ourselves so often as a result of this, but this is one of the few ways that we can save ourselves from the purgatory of a soy milk run. okay, little steven, we seem to be getting him all the time. we'll definitely take pentagram. i don't think we're gonna take rotten baby. it's possible our hp might end up being extremely important for us on this run. just a hunch. let's move along here. Search ↗
401.82 alright, curse room right off the bat. i'd rather bomb our way in if we have the possibility of doing so. little steven's gonna be a nice little, you know, slight damage modifier for us. this is ridiculous. i'm actually in love with this run right now. ooh baby! yes, we'll totally take the pact. great item. and an extra spirit heart, sure. we're not taking the razor, though. that's a nerd item for nerd people. well, we don't have to do anything here. balls of steel's great. pretty fly's pretty good as well. Search ↗
432.56 i use nerd by the way the same way crendor uses nerd which is basically is a self emitted way of saying i am a nerd i am one of you. let's you know Search ↗
441.98 party like it's 1999 the best year for pc gaming although 2012 was pretty sweet as well people like to poo poo those the modern years don't they oh gaming sucks now and i'll admit there's been a lot of like confidence eroding bullshit in in games in the past few months anyway i really thought i'd give us a bridge, but 2012 had some real shit man journey ftl rogue legacy was 2013 the walking dead season 1 Search ↗
472.18 xcom, enemy unknown, dishonored, so many good games. i really think, and this is a weird conversation to be having here when i'm playing what is probably my 2014 game of the year, at least thus far, i think 2014, apart from a few standouts like the binding of isaac rebirth and dark souls 2, even though i know a lot of people are not as into dark souls 2 as i am, as i was i guess at one point. i'm not taking wiggle worm, i'll tell you that much. but, uh... Search ↗
498.72 i think apart from a few releases like that we've seen a lot of fairly major disappointments this year. you know watch dogs didn't turn out to maybe be the barn burner that a lot of people maybe expected that it would be. ftl advanced edition is one of my favorite games of the year but that's an expansion to a game that came out in 2012. i'm trying to think of what else... like assassin's creed unity let people down after assassin's creed 4 was considered one of the most well received in the franchise. Search ↗
525.46 i think, you know, not to say that there haven't been good games this year. there's been a lot of good indie stuff. or a decent amount of good indie stuff at least. you know, transistor's pretty cool. i think it's just a little bit of an off year, but i'm gearing up towards an amazing 2015 hopefully. you know, you have an off year and then that's because people are saving their stuff for the next good year maybe. i don't know. that's what my hope is at least. so i'm gonna take dad's key with me. why? because it does allow us to open that door at the bottom. of, well, the bottom meaning in this case. Search ↗
555.54 excuse me, pop up please. the bottom in this case meaning the chest. i don't know if it's a good idea if we have a run that we can actually win. maybe it's best for us to not fight that thing if like here's the deal. nobody's told me so i don't know if it's mega satan or if it's just a regular... sorry, i don't know if it's mega satan or if it's uh... Search ↗
579.34 second secret room here? little scary to look. i don't know if it's mega satan or if it's another new boss altogether. i have no effin idea, mate. what if we use dad's key here? i was seeing if that would actually open the golden chest in that other lock as well. we'll totally buy the compass here. but yeah, i'm getting a little breathless here. hopefully you understand what i mean. is it the same as the secret that you get for opening that door in the chest? or sorry, in the dark room? that was so bad. Search ↗
610.40 don't know we're gonna find out though. this is what it is. it's a learning experience. i'm really loving this run so far there's some innate absurdity for sure to be had here with the run that we've got going on let's check out our curse room. i don't really care all right Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 197 [Two Princes]

Northernlion Sat Jan 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.20 hey everybody, welcome back to northernlion plays, the binding of isaac rebrood. still trying to farm up those last few remaining items, grind up those last few remaining items. judas this time, which means guaranteed deals with the devil, which means probably like nearly a zero chance unless we do boss rush. so that's i guess what we're going to aim for. jrkt60ck. Search ↗
21.52 you might be saying, oh, random a different character, but you know, i don't want to lose the streak and also i kind of feel like i'm entitled to have a run that actually has some relatively high damage after that last run. oh, northernlion, don't complain, you got magic mushroom. like 98% of the way into the run, yes. look, i accept that i have some mercurial, oh, that's pretty nice, that i have some mercurial form of luck. Search ↗
44.86 trademark northernlion luck quote unquote quote unquote. however, you don't have to be intellectually dishonest about it. oh, northernlion's complaining about his lack of damage when he gets a magic mushroom. i got it 98% of the way through the ride. if you get it on the first item room, yes. you know, you can be like, look at this motherfucker getting carried. if you have to survive, that was not very smart of me, you have to survive the whole freaking game and then you get it at the end, that's a little bit different i would say. Search ↗
70.66 could use the tower card to try to find the secret room, but i would rather just, you know, preserve our half heart here. hopefully not too worried about a deal with the devil, just, you know, we're on the cellar so we could fight a semi difficult boss, and if we fight a semi difficult boss, i hate this. yep. if we fight a semi difficult boss, i would love the opportunity to not get straight up killed in the process. okay, let's see who we're going up against here. it is the haunt. we were gonna use book of belial either way, but now it's Search ↗
99.74 you know, absolutely definite. we're two shotting these guys. thank you, blood of the martyr and book of belial. now, what we gotta do is not take very much damage against this guy down here at the back half. we're already like a third of the way through the fight, if not more. so, i appreciate this. very easy, uh, haunt fight, actually. and we'll get jesus juice for some more damage. we're gonna keep exploring for now. Search ↗
120.00 boss rush should not be an issue on a judas run where we picked up a damage upgrade on our first floor. we're gonna get a deal with the devil, and i'm gonna take these deals with the devil. we, as far as i know... half price redheart. Search ↗
132.14 alright, as far as i know there's no way for us to get a deal with the angel as judas with book of belial so i'm not going to throw away book of belial. i'm going to, you know, number one allegiance to the streak if we get some of those new items, awesome. i'll pick up anything new in boss rush that i find. you have my word on that even if it ends up being shitty. but sure, we're just going to stick to this for now. i'm just happy that we're actually dealing enough damage to kill enemies. Search ↗
156.30 quickly whereas you know these guys are taking us like two full monster as lung shots and in the past which is just ridiculous i'd like some bombs as well. i'm not performing super well here i mean there is always the chance that i just walk into one of these fires or walk on spikes or something get myself killed the hope is that that does not happen though. oh Search ↗
176.68 and again, like, we kind of set the stakes high for ourselves, you know? the the cane run that we just had, i was like, i can't lose this because i beat the loss just before it. that would look embarrassing. and then on the this run, i'm like, well i can't lose this super high damage run, especially now that we have cricket's head, which is now absurdly good luck, i'll admit, uh, because i just, uh, beat that cane run where we had no damage whatsoever. hopefully this gives us some spirit hearts. don't shoot. don't shoot. alright, that's fine. Search ↗
205.92 it's not, but it's gonna have to be. so we're just gonna do the old rotation game here. we're already... the streak ends at two. the streak ends at two. Search ↗
228.66 blue baby! alright, well we can go to the angel rouge with this. ignore this seed. wow, that's embarrassing. i don't know what to say, except that i played extremely badly there. 9779g71f. alright, let's do this. i've purged it from my mind, it's very easy to tilt in isaac. tilting... i think it's a word that comes from like the fighting game community. might come from dota, i don't know. Search ↗
252.88 i actually might come from poker now that i think about it, but it's like you know you're tilting like a ship you know you're sinking you're you're lilting for a bomb we could get the deck of cards which i think would be good and the thing is tilting you always think that you know it means playing emotionally instead of playing logically you always think that it's gonna make you play better in the moment like it's gonna give you some extra fire you're gonna become like michael jordan or something like that and Search ↗
273.48 nah, dog. you're a sinking ship, you don't even know it. so we're just gonna play logically and the best thing we can do, you know, the streak is already, i can't really call it hashtag the streak anymore, the streak is behind us and that run where we got so many good items right off the bat is behind us. nobody's sadder about the fact that i don't get to play that run than me, believe you me. but all we can really do is try to make it better from this point onwards, right? i don't like to dwell on the past, prefer to just, you know, truck ahead for the future here and see what we can do. it's my philosophy on life. Search ↗
303.02 largely my philosophy on life is actually just eat pray love. that's the way i've chosen to live my life here, and it's worked out pretty well so far. that's not the way dad did it. that's not the way america does it. and it's worked out pretty well so far. we need to get that bomb so we can get the deck of tarot cards. oh, it's gonna be ignored in the line. it's gonna give up the poop for deck of tarot cards. you bet your left ass cheek and other parts of your gastrointestinal tract that i am. poop is not very good. Search ↗
334.60 that's not very good either. deck of cards is not necessarily a game winning item by any stretch of the imagination, but i think deck of cards is acceptably good. should probably stop wasting my bullets on these nubs if i just stand relatively close to them. we can pretty reliably get the widow to kill them and then all i have to worry about are these bullshit spiders that hunt you down. alright, so you should be quite nearly dead. there we go. Search ↗
358.82 not good damage, but if we get, you know, an okay, very, very bad damage. starting to feel like i have been preordained to lose on this run by my own ineptitude. we got half the spirit heart loss net, which is not so bad, i guess all things considered. the real problem is that you want to make sure you can have enough spirit hearts to get a deal with the devil. we don't have that yet. Search ↗
381.92 or we don't have that anymore, i guess is a more accurate way to put it. well that bomb is definitely gonna work. what the heck? i reversed the polarity on that guy there. oh my god, this is just embarrassing. and that temperance card, not really what i was looking for to be honest with you. be honest with you there jim, i wasn't really excited about that temperance card. wow, alright, this is just not a good start. Search ↗
403.32 this is some... i find that there is oftentimes a little bit of a refractory period after a great run and that cane run was not the great run, but that lost run. maybe i got a little bit of a lost hangover going here. you know, people talk about sophomore slump, you know, the debut album tends to be good, second album tends to be bad, or you know, you win a national championship, excuse me, you win like a national championship or something like that and then the next season you totally bomb. Search ↗
431.00 that's what i'm worried about right here, not that anything i've done has been on the level of that. what we have to worry about, or what we have to try to do is ensure that this, you know, currently not very good situation doesn't blossom, or mushroom cloud rather, into a, like a slump. you know, two losses is not a slump, the same the two wins is not a streak, but, oh my god, what, why, all of a sudden all the enemies, they seem to be like ten times faster. maybe my brain is just working ten times slower. Search ↗
463.08 that would actually be pretty like deleterious for my overall quality of life. wouldn't just be an isaac problem, that would be like a real problem. not that isaac problems are not real problems. i got a real problem with the fact that i only have one spirit heart left. despite fighting a relatively easy floor. okay, you can fuck off forever, my champion friend. admittedly, i dodged raiden to his shot on that judas run. and i should not have done that, obviously. but at the same time, i kind of feel like i, um... Search ↗
493.80 i drew a shit draw there. are there mullabooms here or are these just... okay. the fact that these are all just like the kind of complacent human popcorns is extremely good. if these were mullabooms we might have a problem. now i'm mostly gonna concern myself with winning and if possible getting to boss rush, but if we could... if it's convenient for us to do deals with the angel instead of deals with the devil and possibly snag some of those new items we will do so. i'm not in a rush for new platinum god. new platinum? i'm not in a plush for... plus. Search ↗
520.22 i'm not in a rush for real platinum god. justice is good. that golden key is great as well. pick that up right away. get a strength card. ah, the body! so that's spirit art upgrades. we've already had that unfortunately. but it's a great item for us. one of the few items that kinda just saves us from our own prison here. and with golden keys we can walk in here. i don't know what a 2 room does. maybe rerolls all of our item pedestals or something. definitely doesn't reroll everything on the ground. Search ↗
551.24 you might be asking, why the heck are you taking your temperance card with you? you can't use temperance card as blue baby. well, you know, half true. if we had the cherry card or something we could. but the real reason i'm taking it with me is because i'm gonna look for a secret room and we can put the temperance card right down next to where i'm gonna look for the secret room and blow it up. so the body is pretty amazing as anybody, i guess, in most situations, but three hp ups as blue baby Search ↗
579.40 maybe the worst that it could possibly be as any character, but still pretty good. especially when i was, you know, running a genuine risk of death there for a while. now i should have a pretty good crack at getting a deal with the devil that actually works well for me. hoping that maybe we can access the, uh, well, we'll hopefully be able to get to the shop and get into the shop. we'll be able to pick up a spirit heart that'll give us an even better deal with the devil outlook. and hopefully we can bomb our way into our curse room as well. man, okay. i'm playing bad. Search ↗
606.16 step one acceptance except that you're playing bad there's no spirit heart in there except that you're playing bad, and we're going to try to work through it throw this temperance card down here we're gonna try to work through it get good items recover you know it's not a death sentence that we're playing badly should be able to bomb our way into this now, okay? okay, those pills could be great let's focus on the positive and we get a pretty good amount of consumables here not quite enough to allow us to buy an item from the shop a pretty good pill sucks, but Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH - Let's Play - Episode 437 [Ordered]

Northernlion Tue Aug 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.20 hey everybody, welcome back to northernlionplace, the fighting of isaac after birth. i was gonna say rebirth, where's that muscle memory coming from? hopefully from the same place that allowed me to get that 100 plus streak. ooh, tlps za qw, seems like decent damage, rate of fire. Search ↗
20.66 honestly seems fine, but that might be an illusion created by shot speed we also have telepathy for dummies and common cold and lucky toe which as far as trinkets go is not useless so telepathy for dummies is like the most boring semi useful book. it's half of homing tears and Search ↗
43.32 every other room which is like okay be careful the champion is the number one thing to be afraid of right now it's okay like it literally is like the bare minimum level of usefulness but i worry and really the only thing i worry about right now because otherwise our stats are relatively competitive you know compared to the the other runs. we've had is is about our hp Search ↗
70.54 okay, well we will be able to shoot our way in to get that redheart which i think is important. i really just wanted to come back and get this... this guy's gotta be gone, yeah. i had to come back and get this item room of course before we fought the boss just in case we end up fighting ragman or something like that. i'm not trying to say this room is like particularly difficult necessarily but... Search ↗
92.54 it's not only like a semi large room, but then you're gonna put like nine immolated hoppers. they start immolated seems a little uncouth well, okay you cannot afford to almost take damage like that you know what we lost a spirit heart or half a spirit heart the virus is pretty good i think we will take our opportunity here to shoot this fire curse of the unknown is like the number one destroyer of street confidence worldwide you see it Search ↗
123.16 in my videos, you'll see it in other people's videos as well. curse of the unknown is what frightens you. it is the thing that goes bump in the night. you guys ever watch that tv show when you were a kid? this is one of those moments where i bring this up and i know that there's gonna be comments like, holy shit, this completely bizarre, maybe even canadian, i'm not sure, it might have been american, tv show. Search ↗
146.72 for kids from the mid 1990s, i always wanted to remember the name but i never could. bump in the night, go look it up. it was about trash, i think, or monsters that lived under someone's bed. they sang sometimes. bump in the night, anybody? bueller? yo, you know what i'm talking about. this guy definitely knows what i'm talking about. i'm trying to think. there's a character... the guy's name might have just been bumpy. i can't remember. Search ↗
177.48 i mean it's no kablam. i'm just, you know, i actually have to go to wikipedia here. trust me, this although it's unprofessional to alt tab over the course of the video, is it unprofessional to fact check? i don't think so, no. cause this is like one of those fever dreams that i had as a child that now i'm trying to remember if it actually happened. similarly, Search ↗
198.56 tiny toon adventures. everyone knows tiny toon adventures. back in the day they played the song particle man, particle man. and i was like, did i... for ten years i was under the impression that i imagined that song and it turned out to just be like a real song by they might be giants. bump in the night tv show. bump in the night was an american animated tv series by danger productions. Search ↗
218.90 it aired on abc from 1994 to 1995. mr. bumpy is a small green purple warded monster living under the bed of a 10 year old boy where he eats dirty socks and dust bunnies as if they were delicacies. his best friends are squishington, a blue monster that lived in the bathroom's toilet tank, and molly cottle, a frankenstein's monster like... i like how they... a frankenstein's monster like. Search ↗
240.50 but, you know, it's more like a frankenstein's monster light because it wasn't actually created by dr. frankenstein. anyway, let's get the hell out of here. we got a torn photo. um, well, you know what? let's not get the hell out of here. we have three bombs, so we should probably make an effort to... Search ↗
259.06 get a secret room if possible and actually it would be fairly easy for us to get over five cents but i don't know if we have any red hearts. we conceivably could have some red hearts. that's not it's certainly not out of the question we could have like one spirit art one red heart. we could have three spirit arts we could have three spirit arts a couple or three spirit arts a couple red hearts, but i don't know let's just get the hell out of here now. yeah, i'm content to go. Search ↗
287.74 hopefully when we go down to the next floor we don't see that we have half a spirit heart left. two spirit hearts left. so did we actually lose one full spirit heart? i suppose we must have but as far as hp goes this is relatively bad, but at least we're not on the burning basement and you know i'm happy to have gotten torn photo. that's a pretty incredible item and if you're asking why aren't you using how to or telepathy for dummies here Search ↗
315.30 these enemies are basically stationary. let's, you know, pick our battles here. we don't necessarily need to go over the top on this one. alright, so there i can take the rest of the episode off from commentary. three spirit hearts in one? no, no, no, no, no, no. that was two spirit hearts and then the poop that just happened to be next to it had one spirit heart. that is still extremely noteworthy because the odds of getting spirit heart out of a random poop are what?! Search ↗
343.88 two poops next to one another. one spirit heart, one dime. this is actually... i mean, i don't know if lucky toe has anything to do with this. that's a pretty exceptional degree of luck to get there. that is unprecedented on the reward side. and honestly, it doesn't take very much to tip a possible loss into a victory. Search ↗
368.74 you know what? i think we owe it to ourselves to try to go a little deeper than just a luck upgrade here. sure, game kid's probably more useful, so we'll take that for now and reroll the other one. mom's wig, i think we can go a little harder here. book of shadows, i think is more useful, and i will start spending money here. unicorn horn is not more useful. and we got lifesteal in the end. so, i actually wish that we'd gone with the luck foot, and i kinda thought that maybe that situation would end up happening. but we did get, um... Search ↗
397.46 charm of the vampire and book of shadows out of this. so you're looking at this, you're like, man, you spent three bombs and four cents for not very much reward. well, we got lifesteal that may be useless, but we also traded our spacebar item in for a better model, i think. Search ↗
410.40 in my opinion at least. so, this is... what i was gonna say before we found the item room and it became another little thing in and of itself is that it doesn't take much to tilt the equilibrium to turn a possible loss into a near guaranteed win and honestly, a huge supply of spirit hearts and enough money to buy something or at least some more spirit hearts from the shop can do it. that is... Search ↗
432.52 pretty ridiculous. i was thinking that might be the second secret room. maybe lucky toe? well, let's try him. speed up is great. pretty fly is great. maybe lucky toe does give you the chance to get three consumables out of tinted rocks, because that time we definitely got two spirit arts and a bomb. a question mark card. actually not very useful for us here, unfortunately. Search ↗
460.96 but we do have blank rune, and i'm just saving it. you know, i figure you might as well use it maybe to per throw something, but i can't say for certain if that's actually meaningful. i totally forgot we have the virus, so we actually should walk into enemies and try to poison them, as long as we have book of shadows at least, and try to get some demon hearts out of it. and there's a demon heart that we got right there, so that's lovely. the stars... Search ↗
488.46 at night are big and bright, da da da, deep in the heart of texas. three red chests. so we got alges. i wanted to take the stars with me not to save a key. ooh, range up's fine. telepills, alright, well, that's the ideal room to go to, i suppose. i wanna keep the luck uh, lucky toe, and i wanna keep the stars card as a possible teleport. okay, a little scare there, and i figured we'd just come back in here, grab this, Search ↗
520.04 we'll head down in the next floor and although i said we'd keep the stars card as a possible teleport card for boss rush you know me. i'm fairly tempted to use it for kind of a cheesy situation, and we found a cheesy situation early on here we got a pretty fly Search ↗
534.84 we got a lemon party and then we're just gonna bounce. so that was well worth it for the pretty fly. uh, the d10. this is one of those items that i still don't understand fully. like i don't really get where it fits. so, hp wise we're a little bit off on this run, but i don't think it's gonna last very long. sure. why not? um, when i say a little off... oooookay, we're still safe. ahh, we're not safe anymore. uh, what i mean is that, um... Search ↗
566.70 we don't we don't have any red hearts and those are replenishable so spirit hearts. it's kind of like you know spirit hearts are like getting a hundred thousand dollars inheritance and red hearts are like having a well paying job or a job to pay something you know steady income once the spirit hearts are gone. they're gone the red hearts however you know they they constantly can replenish themselves, so i'm trying as you might be guessing here to use a Search ↗
596.16 the virus that generates more spirit arts because we can i mean now the metaphor kind of falls apart because now we're like some kind of killer that goes around murdering our family members in order to you know get more inheritances. that's not really like the the kind of culture that i'm trying to propagate here but it does kind of fit with the metaphor. i suppose in the end okay, so please just get poisoned and then die and give me a Search ↗

The Actual Greatest Start Ever ｜ Repentance on Stream (Episode 251)

Northernlion Wed Sep 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

2.00 our item. oh my god. oh man. i don't know why we have two items. like, maybe because of the crash it gave us a second item in our... when we picked up the second eden's blessing or something. oh my god. eden starts with one? yeah, but we have four items. Search ↗
37.46 we have we have aura book of secrets brimstone and epic hack. oh, man message david cancel that cancel my previous message david we do have to be careful like the brimstone epic agate does explode but still i mean like look at this. oh my god. oh my god okay Search ↗
81.32 i mean this is like one of the funniest starts i've ever seen in my entire life. we don't have that much damage. this is like maybe a little copium, like our damage is still kind of... okay well then scratch that. okay okay okay. we'll go under delirium. you know what let's take angel deals. Search ↗
115.12 i mean, i'm not sure i still want to go to our item room at the very least. we could probably put this in speedrun territory. but oh, lord. that's crazy. this is one of the strongest. i mean, it's hard to imagine like a stronger start. are you gonna explode? yeah. well, whatever. you got to make it the boss rush. yeah, i wouldn't concern yourself too much with that. i think i think that's probably gonna Search ↗
153.82 i mean we don't even have to get the boss rush, we have to get the delirium, but i think we're gonna get there. i wouldn't worry too much about it. i'm just gonna fish for the quarter for a bit. we'll probably do boss rush. nothing down there. i mean you gotta acknowledge like there's people like back seeding this run right now. like that's where you got a problem. you know what they say in crazy town's butterfly? too much is never enough. Search ↗
193.74 this is literally like you're pulling into your destination and you're like turn right here. shift the car into reverse. Search ↗
204.78 i read a twitter thread the other day. i almost quote tweeted it, but i've been, you know, trying to... like, if i see something on twitter that makes me mad, that's one thing. but i've been trying to torpedo twitter's business model by not sharing that anger with other people, thus upping their engagement, but, you know, eroding mankind's faith in itself. but it was the thread that started it Search ↗
232.18 and i already know my demographic is gonna agree with me on this one for the most part. so i feel weird bringing it up because people are gonna be like, what the heck? but the tweet that kicked it off and it had like 75,000 likes was like, why do so many people back into parking spots? like there's literally no point, okay, we get it, you can drive well, congratulations. Search ↗
284.94 the number of truly insane people who were like, every time i'm in a parking lot, the person in front of me throws on their signal light to turn right into a spot and then they drive past the spot a little bit. and because i have no critical thinking, i get an inch away from their bumper because that's how i drive at all times. Search ↗
306.36 then they throw on the lights to put it in reverse and i'm like, booooo, what do i do? it pisses me off so much. this is like, it's crazy man. the amount of people who are like, i get so pissed off in a parking lot when somebody pulls past the spot and then throws it in reverse and i'm like, yeah, give them some space, dumbass. Search ↗
331.42 you don't have to be like, you know, one adam's width away from the person in front of you in the albertsons parking lot. it's your inner george costanza. i was just stunned at the number of people. i didn't know it was like a thing where... Search ↗
355.30 there are people who see someone back into a spot and then either rage because it takes the person in front of them five extra seconds to park or alternatively assume that the only reason somebody is backing into a space is to like flex that they know how to back in. i'm like nah man, it's just better. it's so much better to pull out of a spot not even to leave quickly just to like leave safely. Search ↗
388.68 than it is to back out of a spot. backing out of a spot, you have like insane blind spots, you know, on the rear end of your car. when you're backing into a spot, you don't have that because you have two stationary objects that serve as guidelines. just back out slowly? i mean, you gotta go in reverse at some point anyway. why not just back in slowly instead? we might as well take... we're doing delirium? i guess we could have sucked it up. i back out and back in. look, that's the sigma grind set. Search ↗
436.50 backing in slowly blocks people for longer. i mean, i feel like you're just not thinking about the fact that you also block people when you back out. because you have no idea if people are driving in the parking lot because you have blind spots surrounding your car. it's really whether you block people Search ↗
454.50 on the way in or if you block people on the way out. i would rather block people on the way in because it's much safer to pull backwards into a spot between two parked cars than it is to pull out into bi directional traffic. not if you're not 100 and can turn around without breaking your spine. well, you know, if you were just good at... as long as we're doing appeals to, you know, ad hominem bullshit, if you were just good at driving, you could back in at roughly the same speed that you would pull in. Search ↗
486.72 and then this wouldn't be an issue to begin with so maybe i'm a hundred years old but you should like probably take your driving lessons again if you can't back in or maybe you're just scared like maybe you just you know have no confidence when you're driving which is actually probably worse than just being bad at it in the first place because scared people make unpredictable decisions behind the wheel of a car mom pick me up. i'm scared Search ↗
518.14 i'm just like, if you prefer to pull in, that's fine and then back out. just don't become the mr. wrong, who is like, well actually backing in is objectively worse. how is it objectively worse? Search ↗
533.56 people will be like, well i work for fedex and they force us to back in because it's actually like their scientific literature that it's better. and they're like, well that's cool and all that. that like you've got, you know, a fleet of 15,000 drivers across the united states of america. but my anecdotal evidence based on what my aunt told me when she was teaching me how to drive was that just pulling in is better. because, you know, that way you're not inconveniencing people for three quarters of a second while you line up your car and back into the spot. Search ↗
566.26 suck it up. again, however you park, as long as you park between the lines, doesn't bother me in the slightest. it's only once you start to assert that the only reason you would back in is because either you're stupid or you're trying to flex that the burden of proof falls onto you. i would never disagree by the way. the optimum way to park is pull in and then drive one space forward if it's available. Search ↗
600.20 if you have two spaces that are vertically stacked and they're both empty, pull in and drive one more space is the way to go. no one's disputing that, you'd have to be a fool. okay, speaking of being a fool. they failed my driving test because i did that at the end. look, when you're doing your driving test, that's when you have to follow all of the bullshit regulations that don't actually apply in vivo. but honestly, if you're Search ↗
642.96 if you drive in real life as if every day was your driving test, you're not fit to be on the road. every time you... okay, i'll go get it. hold on, pause me for a second, chad. just hit the pause button. i don't want to break the conversational momentum. all right, i'm back. here we are, here we are. yeah, i mean, i think like every day Search ↗
746.98 while driving, i am forced is not the literally correct word here, but i am forced to make a decision that would probably get you failed on your driving test. like you, you'll be stuck at like a yield sign for like 25 minutes if you don't take a bit of a questionable like right turn into traffic to get yourself on your way. that's basically Search ↗
782.80 you don't cut people off, but you're like, if this were my driving test, i would let you go. but because this is the real world, i'm just going to sneak out and then accelerate insNLy quickly to make sure that i'm going with the flow of traffic. if there was a sign saying don't back into a space, would you still back into it? yes. i am not ruled by the sign. not only this is not a hypothetical, i do it all the time. Search ↗
819.24 like you'd i try to think of like the reason for the sign being there and i'm like most of the time that the sign is there i think it's because like if you back in there's like low clearance if you open your trunk you might hit like a pipe or something like that. so what i do is i just back in and then i don't hit the pipe with my trunk. that's about it. it's in you know it's worked out so far surprisingly not that hard. Search ↗
891.60 and then place the groceries into your trunk and then you close the trunk and get in your driver's side door and then drive away. okay, real answer though. what are you talking about? do you drive one of those trucks that it has like a hinge on the back and then it opens like a four foot door swinging out? it's just a little thing. it goes, you slide your groceries in that and then you pull away. Search ↗

Design The Perfect Subway Station - STATIONflow (Northernlion Tries)

Northernlion Thu Apr 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

6.44 train subway station design game, so it's a puzzle game but i believe it's a puzzle game around the optimization of causing people to flow well through a system that you create yourself. i did receive a code for this so thank you to the developers the publisher the mm games for this it just came out today is the 15th of april it came out on the 15th of april strike while the iron's hot it is a Search ↗
32.52 15 bucks american for its opening week sale. seems like it has one of those between 15 and 20 dollar price points. it's hard to tell though because it's on sale right now. alright, let's give it a shot. as you know i'm extremely good at designing systems. the irony is i'm joking. i'm really bad at designing systems except Search ↗
51.86 when i was programming i was pretty good at it. but this is more of a visual slash common sense sort of thing i imagine so i don't know if i like my odds but you know what i do like? i already like the user interface on this. looks nice, looks sleek. Search ↗
66.54 looks slick. we got it all. you like me over here, or is that spooky? i don't know, it feels weird for me too. welcome to stationflow. you are the station manager of a newly opened metro station. it is your job to decide where and when new corridors should be constructed, where signage should be placed, and where services are to be located. your ultimate goal is to keep your passengers satisfied with their experience while keeping your funds balanced and your ever growing station running smoothly. it's poppin' off. Search ↗
94.44 items will need to be plotted before they can be constructed. you can take an item from the menu and place it into the world, then adjust it until you receive or achieve your desired placement. okay, i would like to take a path tool, please. we will perhaps grab this, for example, or click on this corridor or signpost. we will take corridor and we will rotate that. hold on. give me one moment on this one. we're going to get there. i want to build a corridor. Search ↗
127.04 from here to here, but i want to rotate it afterwards. oh, okay, hold on. hold the front door. what on earth have i done? also, cattail incoming. hello tomo, would you like to leave? you spent all that time trying to get there. here's what i'm thinking. grab the corridor, place it. just want to see, okay, okay, i'm understanding. so we can transform it like such. Search ↗
166.64 done. problem solved. you can adjust the rate at which time passes with 1, 2, and 3. okay, so we got time time is passing right now. wait for construction to finish. construction takes time to complete. multiple items can be construction at once, but only those that are connected to already constructed items or to surface exits will make progress. alright, i will pause temporarily to allow my cat to leave. he fought so hard to get in here. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. come on. here you go, buddy. you're free. Search ↗
198.96 okay, so we've successfully started the construction of but a single hallway. we do want to, if possible, well i guess we'll just speed up because i don't know if we have camera control yet, so just wait for this to tick down. problem solved. once a surface exit has been connected it will be suspended. when you are ready you can unsuspend it to allow passengers to pass through. all right, clicking the pause button. Search ↗
228.14 and then clicking that again. oh, we're off to the races! place signpost and point arrow signpost at surface exit. alright. so this is the train, i suppose, and this is the exit. so we'll go station, signpost, and how did they... no, that's gotta be the exit. although it looks like they want it to be pointing in this direction, so sure. just send it. construct signs to better guide passengers to their target exit. signs are most helpful when built at intersections. Search ↗
264.62 we have to choose. oh, this is to a well. it's not really to a1 is it hold on i feel like i'm missing something in the tutorial here one of the things is you know what give me the oh that we really don't have camera controls yet, okay? we can do this place signpost post signpost arrow at surface exit we can do this signpost has been placed the arrow we would like to rotate what the heck does plus my whoa Search ↗
299.94 i will say right out of the gate, i am having a little trouble with the interface. but i don't know if it's me or if it's uh... let's just be honest, it's probably me. does this count? is this the signpost you wanted? it's not, you wanted it pointed in the other direction. okay, please bulldoze this. we're gonna get there, i promise! you're gonna place it. following the placement, do you click on this question mark perhaps? no, you click on the arrow, exit itself, and then you drag... Search ↗
333.82 then you like i'm watching the video. he's placed it okay, then we click on the arrow. oh you click on the ring to rotate it. we will not be stopped now. i will admit that Search ↗
349.58 it took us a while to get there, but now that that's done we've successfully made it through this part of the tutorial. add a second arrow and set target for new arrow. okay, let's watch the video more closely this time. alright, it's going 90 degrees and this one is going to take us down to p, which i'm assuming is platform not parking lot. unless this is a train station i guess, but... Search ↗
370.20 so we're going to go signpost. oh, you know what? we don't even need to do this. if you'll excuse me a moment. cancel this. we can go new arrow. we can rotate this arrow this way and then we can hit p. and i think we're good to go. all right. try moving the camera horizontally. done. try moving the camera up and down. my god, he's actually done it. Search ↗
397.90 now we're off to the races. place stairs. stairs connect two station levels. they can also pass through existing corridors, opening up a hole in the floor. alright, where do you want us to put the stairs? you want us to make some stairs down. they're gonna go from our sign down to here. okay, i think i can handle this one. Search ↗
447.52 i think it's a great idea so far and i bet the interface works gangbusters once you actually are not an idiot like i am but unfortunately my intellectual faculties make it a little touchy to use. look at that we've connected it go ahead and build that. Search ↗
471.44 the man has mastered it. set targets for bottom sign of the stairs and set targets for top sign of stairs. stairs will have signs attached to both ends. note that a sign can indicate multiple targets. passengers generally will not take a set of stairs unless their target exit is identified or indicated. alright, it's very simple. it's not complicated. i've used a staircase before in my life, believe it or not. so what we're going to do is, uh... Search ↗
501.08 at the bottom of the stairs, we're gonna put a sign right here and then we're gonna rotate it up and it's gonna say if you go this way, you will find a1. yes. and we're also gonna say if you go and we'll go up one level, if you go, oh and you know what? we could just use this existing sign already. add a new, can we not? oh we can add a new one pointed downwards Search ↗
541.66 a4 is down this way. look at that. has he not done it? i'm watching. okay, so you've made a sign at the bottom and the sign at the bottom says hey brother p and a1. okay, of course. how could i be so foolish? take me down a level. let me look at the sign, please. p and a1. p, a1. Search ↗
574.02 turn off all, just a1. is that correct? it's a little finicky, let me figure it out, okay? and then the other one is just a4. so what do you want from the bottom sign? everything else we've done well up to this point, i think. although the sign is not pointed in a direction at the bottom. a4, just a4. isn't that what we have? it is what we have. you know what? here's what you do. i'm doing something wrong. which apparently is very par for the course here. ah! Search ↗
611.02 he's deleted it. okay, i thought we accidentally deleted the whole train station. it's very simple. it's just science. you're gonna grab a station sign. you're gonna place this down right here. maybe it's uh... we want to tell you that a4 is this way and then also make a sign Search ↗
638.96 pointed in the other direction which i think is exactly what's happening right now but it's kind of hard to see because of the staircase that says platforms and a1 are this way oh my god ladies and gentlemen i am not sure that and i've done about 120 videos like this over the past four months. i'm not sure i have the capacity to beat the tutorial today i'm just going to be honest with you. let me watch this video as closely as possible stairs will have signs attached to both ends and Search ↗
671.30 note that a single sign can have multiple targets. so where have you applied that a4? it really is not on the backside of this. okay, well, i took the whole... okay, here's what we're gonna do. we're gonna quit because i think that i'm more of an on the job learner. we're gonna start a new game on a classic map and let's see how this goes this way. Search ↗
703.50 alright, so we're starting on the tutorial map which is nice. we've probably barely scratched the surface i would say i'm not totally i'm not totally sure where i went wrong in the tutorial and to me i don't say this very often but it seems like there might i mean is there an error between keyboard and chair yeah, let's be honest you know i'm not always the most astute gamer out there but simultaneously i am also like Search ↗
737.86 most of the time i don't struggle so badly with the tutorial which indicates to me that there might be a problem perhaps with both of us, so you right there i just like to move you slightly is that okay? you know what you're cool there, so this is the a1 exit look at that my god the man has actually done it he has started to build it Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Repentance! (Episode 210： Malls)

Northernlion Wed Oct 27 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.32 everybody, welcome back. you win some, you lose, some were born to sing the blues. though this moment never ends, it goes on and forgotten and forgotten to the lamb. see, now there's a mnemonic, it will remain in my head. like full white pill equals full health pill. like reunited and it feels so good being by peaches and herb in the annals of isaac history. Search ↗
30.78 can i give you a golden gift? i was driving today and i realized that my name actually... if you'll excuse me, my name fits perfectly into the cadence of the song eleanor rigby. and i'll tell you the genesis for this, okay? because originally i was thinking about making a tweet that would have popped off in like 1968. it was gonna be like, come on, Search ↗
61.76 paul mccartney, are we gonna... you expect us to believe you really looked at all the lonely people? come on, man. i'm not saying you didn't look at some lonely people or everybody you looked at was lonely. however, i just... call me crazy. i don't believe paul mccartney looked at all the lonely people and he says, and i quote, Search ↗
86.36 look at all the lonely people. donkey, donkey. anyway, and then right after that just like a fully formed song popped into my head. Search ↗
96.14 and you get, well at least a part of a verse, okay? it went, ryan letourneau, pooping a turd in a toilet alone on the bus. why make a fuss? and it just like, that has been a specter in my mind, living rent free, running through the six, you know? i don't know what that means. but it just like, it fits so perfectly, and i take no offense to it, Search ↗
126.14 for a couple of reasons. one is, i, to the best of my knowledge, i've never pooped on a bus. um, but i, you know, there's some scatological humor that i do say from time to time for sure, so what am i gonna say? like, basically, i came up with a joke that it would have been awesome if malf could use against me if he had invented it, but instead i invented it, so if he uses it against me, then basically he's saying like, Search ↗
151.02 you know, you're funny. there you go. ergo, it's the rare insult that also is like a... it's complimentary in the process. it's... and you gotta acknowledge, please, please, that i'm like a pretty nice guy. where the heck did you come from? hold on. because i was thinking about like, man, you could make a great joke about eleanor rigby. you know, Search ↗
181.48 if you could get somebody's name to fit and then i realized that my name fit and i thought to myself do i deprive the world of this gift or do i give them this gift? and you know what i did. i gave them the gift. i gave you the gift right there. use it wisely. we have one bomb. you know what? let's do it like this. i want to see red hearts. i also wanted to spirit hearts are fine. i also wanted to see a bomb because there is a chance we could Search ↗
213.66 and maybe it's even more than a chance depending on how our item rooms shake out, but there's a chance we could get this sacrifice room to pay out, especially if we're willing to give up like maybe one spirit heart. i tend to, you gotta remember, this won't take our bone heart, maybe we should fight one boss first. i tend not to use the spirit to begin with, so it's not that big of a deal i think. Search ↗
244.68 for us to... to maybe give up almost all of the hp on the spirit for a bit, but... i don't know. i think we should fight one boss first. i think it's the most sensible thing. it is a tuesday, by the way. yo, the little dudes and bones, man! look at that! i mean, they're not really that good with the ai, but when they get him in the corner, holy crap! they were going wild! isn't he gonna freeze himself off the planet? not today. okay, so we get... Search ↗
276.86 ball of bandages, not that interested. umm... trying to think. normally we don't go angel deals as the forgotten because you kind of get to snag some... some devil deals for free or almost free. we'll see what we get here. remember when we used to take plum flute all the time? those were the days, man. i'm just gonna go ahead and say it. yeah, we could use a man like herbert hoover again. i always get herbert hu hoover. Search ↗
315.46 and j. edgar hoover confused. anybody else in the same boat or just me? anybody else think about that or just me? um, sure, you know what? i like our, uh... i like my risk assessment here. sure. sure. by the way, it feels like i'm walking on sunshine. Search ↗
335.38 i'm gonna be lazy. i'm just gonna go down to the next floor. i've, you know, redefined my priorities and i'm not sure that the sacrifice room is all that valuable actually. so we will do this. and we'll get another deal with the devil. i mean dude, as long as you have satanic bible you might as well take these i think. lusty blood is pretty strong. spirit hearts would be nice, okay? sure, you know, no i implore you. i don't need to reconsider. Search ↗
366.82 it is a tuesday by the way. what does that mean? little in the whole scheme of things, but you know, just... my weeks... it's been like my weeks, that's borat. imagine if borat had to sell out, he couldn't be like an independent journalist anymore. i guess he's not independent, he works for the government of kazakhstan, but imagine if he had to like get a job at his dad's potassium mine. Search ↗
438.58 you get really excited for eating like a, oh the world's most famous smash burger and then it's got like onion rings and tater tots and seven different types of dijon ketchup on it. they've got like a one patty of beef, one patty of like ground lamb and then like a fried halloumi patty. like then you take one bite and it's so packed that all the ingredients just kind of slide out the back. you know what i mean? that's kind of like what the schedule is like right now. Search ↗
468.34 so i'm almost, i mean, kate, she said the same thing to me. it kind of feels like we're in college or something right now or based on my collegiate experience, actually more like high school. at least it's not monday through friday, but monday through thursday, waking up super early by our standards. and hopping in the shower and it reminds me of what Search ↗
496.98 how easy streamers have it. let's bring it back that way. it's like the first, well i mean it's been this way for like close to a year i guess but um really getting used to the idea of like i wake up when i have to wake up instead of just like uh i wake up whenever i want to wake up which just happened to be you know around the same time in a relatively reasonable time on a daily basis Search ↗
522.70 now it's like no matter what, like if you know you don't get to sleep right away, too bad you know. 720 rolls around, you're waking up. 1080 rolls around, you're putting your snowboard on, heading to the slopes. you take your car to work by the way, i'll take my board, no thank you. no thank you. experimental treatment kind of screwed that one up for us. so i'm really like, you know, monday through thursday Search ↗
550.06 i'm like oh man, it's like being an uncool teenager. i'm like man once the weekend rolls around i can't wait because i can sleep in until 815. Search ↗
560.84 and even then i'm also, you know, begrudgingly going to acknowledge that i think that we're insNLy lucky with how our child sleeps. you know, i think especially when they start to get a little bit more independence in that, you know, 2 3 age range. really? this is what you gave me with satanic bible? they start to wake up like on the weekends of like 536. oh my god. i mean it is what it is. but maybe i'll relish it. i mean... Search ↗
593.50 you know, it's 9.30am, we're 10 minutes into an isaac episode, i've showered, you know, prepared myself for the day, dropped her off at daycare. always feels nice to get an early start. you'd always rather no one's ever like, hey, let's get a late start on this. dude, dark arts is really good. it's a testament to the quality of dark arts. and i don't well, it's gonna give us a devil deal no matter what on this floor. dude, honestly, no, no, no. you almost sold me, but not quite. Search ↗
631.52 it's a testament to the quality of dark arts, i was considering getting rid of satanic bible for it, but hey, look at this. would you look at this? have you heard this one? i guess that's not true by the way. there's sometimes... you always say let's get a late start when you're like, you're going to bed a little too late. you know, instead of being like let's get breakfast tomorrow, you start engaging in the meal slide. it happens, it happens to the best of us. Search ↗
665.36 let's get breakfast tomorrow. yeah, like what time does that cafe open? oh, 7 a.m. sure, we could be there by like 7 30 for sure. then all of a sudden you're like, maybe we'll show up at like 9. then it's like do they have a brunch menu? then after that it's like, you know, do they do all day breakfast? and then after that you're like, you know what, let's just go through the mcdonald's drive through. like it happens, you know, the best laid plans. we'll give it a try here. Search ↗
693.50 i don't really want this, i just want to see what's behind it, what lies beneath. it's the boomerang, okay, cool, very fun, very hip. we'll ignore that then, and we'll continue moving on. but yeah, it's been a good time. i mean, my weeks are pretty stable, you know? next week, i might start to be that freak streamer, you know? like that starts streaming at 9am local time. Search ↗
721.98 because we're facing the specter of... not in a bad way, i guess. a specter is always a bad thing. i guess if you're facing a good specter, they say facing the prospector, like there's potential. you don't say like, oh, there's a demonic presence that could turn out for the best. on the other hand... Search ↗

In defense of Costco (Super Mario Maker 2)

Northernlion Fri Mar 10 Watch on YouTube ↗

2.90 you were in chib's chat yesterday? i don't think so. chiblee's on a flight to los angeles yesterday. i was in chiblee's chat maybe two days ago. i don't even remember. he was playing hitman or something. i was there for five seconds and said, wow, you're really ass at this game and then left. i heard him like crying or something into the mic and i was like, well, don't blame me. just like do better. i said, it's your turn. he said, it's not my turn. i said, sorry, i'm not american. Search ↗
38.88 he made me a suspicious user. then i gifted five subs to get off the no fly list. does anybody remember what the groundhog did for groundhog day this year? are we getting an early spring? more winter? aw, son of a bitch. call him by his name? i like that tweet. what are your thoughts on call me by your name ryan? ryan? he's done it. he's done it? i'm too slow. i can tell. i gotta make up some time here. ooh! Search ↗
104.70 i paid the wrong casino, sorry ryan. fantastic. we had a good vibe in chat. the casino started, people started getting salty. casino ended, i was like sweet relief. except we paid out the wrong side. alright, well, let that be a lesson to you kids. never gamble. can't say i've never done the same thing. i've probably done it half a dozen times. it actually feels good because i didn't play like a single role in it at all. Search ↗
141.24 it's nice when the mods do their job, which is not banning people. that's really my station. it's deflecting all responsibility from the streamer. is there a casino currently? did you not hear what just happened? they paid out the wrong side and you're like, yeah, but are we running it back? i guess the answer is yes. i just got a good feeling about this one. all right. this is the one. i'm going to go completely silent. dedicate all of my brain power. i was too fast? Search ↗
197.60 i gotta talk just to slow my brain down. otherwise, like, the levels... it's not designed for gamers who are as good as me. i think i'm too fast again. oh, never mind. let the bass kick. you know what i've been listening to a lot lately? chemical brothers. i've never been a chemical brothers guy at all. i've never been the kind of guy that's like, hey, you guys gotta listen to this and then i put on like the matrix soundtrack. but in my car, it just kinda... it kinda hits. Search ↗
242.78 it kind of hits when you're like pulling up to a stoplight and then one of the chemical brothers, i don't know if it's henrik or daniel, says it's time for another one of those block rocking beats and then the light turns green and you go in your head but in real life you just sort of go you know what i mean? like at a reasonable speed because you're not trying to get anybody killed on the road. everybody's just trying to navigate the costco parking lot without hitting anybody else's car. this is good. it's not good. a little too slow. Search ↗
286.28 why is there a light in the costco parking lot? okay, you've poked a hole in my story. while i'm coming clean, i would also like to say as far as i know, the chemical brothers are not named henrik and daniel. people asked, are the sedin twins the chemical brothers? i never said that. all i said is that the chemical brothers were named henrik and daniel. in sweden, there's probably lots of brothers named henrik and daniel, if i had to guess. Search ↗
314.32 they're not all sedins. probably like only a third of them are sedins. there's probably also like some goronsens and you know like some bjorgs and some pettersons and some vixens or i don't know many swedish. i guess if i wanted to think of a stereotypical swedish last name i would just take a stereotypical swedish first name and then add sun on the end of it. it's not even like a joke. i think it's just it just makes sense. Search ↗
352.84 yes? okay. i know way more about the nba now than i did two weeks ago, by the way. because for some reason, i think i looked at like one tweet. you know what? it probably was because i watched 70 loops of lebron james inventing the deluxe album. and then now twitter just feeds me nba news. like i know so much about ja morin. i didn't even know what he looked like six weeks ago. now i know like that he went to a private school. Search ↗
403.22 his name is not jorah mormont. he's ruining his career in real time. ja mormont when he hasn't been in the news for five seconds. you know what? thanks for supporting me. here go two more for y'all. it's not, listen. if i wrote that tweet in the proper voice with the proper reaction image underneath it, that could get 15,000 likes on basketball twitter. what position does jorah mormont play in basketball? he plays a new position. it's called kelly c. faster. Search ↗
452.56 slower that's the one oh neil's the one you're just a buster you guys ever see i now pronounce you chuck and larry no god no, i saw the poster me too never seen the movie though i think i even saw the trailer anyone else used to like cook dinner and then put a plate on your desk and then open your laptop and just browse through apple trailers while you ate your dinner Search ↗
510.30 i can't look at chat. i'm going to assume that a lot of, no, nobody's saying yes. everybody's saying no. all right. you guys aren't ready for that one, but your grandparents are going to love it. ooh, dinner in the show. so true. dinner in the show. son of a bitch. is this a new apollo or an old apollo? it's neither. it's the apollo that reminds us of the worst times. it's an apollo that reminds us of the best times. Search ↗
581.00 have you been watching the president ai video game talks? no, not at all. i watched the first eight of them that i ever saw and then i was like this is not funny. the first one was the funniest thing i've ever seen and the brightest candle burns half as long. they started getting too long, they started getting too niche Search ↗
603.02 like the ones that were about minecraft, i was like, most people have played enough minecraft to get that. and then there was like one about overwatch and i was like, it's pretty popular. and they started making them about like competitive emulated pokemon. joe, sleepy joe, you did not just send out conkleder against my venomoth. donald, how do i print from pdf, cornpop? like i just got two Search ↗
630.02 once you realize that it's like, is literally just text someone wrote fed through the ai voice filter, i think a little bit of the magic is gone. it needs that sort of novelty for me to keep me going. my coworker showed me one about destiny 2 and i had to fake laugh for so long. there should be like, it should be illegal to force someone to watch a video and by Search ↗
661.34 force, i mean ask them to watch a video that's longer than 20 seconds long. and i'm not exaggerating on the runtime. certainly if it's over a minute long, that's a felony. 30 seconds to a minute might be like a gray area, but like i'm glad to hear that people are saying 20 is too long. it's not zoom or attention span. it's just who the hell do you think you are to force me to watch something that you found funny? i got my own shit going on. Search ↗
698.18 you think i can't find my own funny stuff on the internet that i'm actually interested in? you gotta show me some shit that you didn't even make, you just found it and thought it was humorous? and i gotta pretend to laugh so that you think you have good taste when actually i don't care? like that's... who the hell are you? i trained classically and contemporaneously. i walked bob dylan out on stage. no, like yeah, sure, i do that for my wife. but you waive your rights when you marry somebody to that. like, that's just part of the contract, you know? Search ↗
743.68 there's a lot of things i'd do to my wife i would not do to a stranger, to be honest. that's just one of many. like what? hold on, i'm thinking. agree to watch three straight seasons of a korean drama on netflix. finish extraordinary attorney woo before i even get a chance to breathe any oxygen. go straight into part one of the glory before i even get a chance to get any oxygen. we're on season one of sky castle. Search ↗
794.04 have a child, yeah that's pretty close to the top of the list. right under the korean drama one. attorney wu's kind of goated. i kind of think it's one of the worst shows i've ever seen in my life. the glory seems pretty good. i would give it like an eight right now. sky castles, there's some drama, there's some humor. i would probably give it like a six right now. extraordinary attorney wu, i would probably, like, i don't wanna make anybody feel bad. Search ↗
835.24 it'd be pretty low though. have you seen the penthouse? i saw the first episode of the penthouse. i know that this is like, it's like the hard mode conversation about sap from yesterday. it's like well do you really want it to be Search ↗
880.04 the penthouse like everybody's rich everybody's beautiful a woman's going down a 200 story elevator and a body falls off the top of the building in like baz luhrmann style slow motion it's like you just need to you need to give me a minute to sort of like inhabit the space before you start if you throw too many moments out there that are all like you know over the top like that then you just get blind to it unless the movie is crank in which case keep them coming Search ↗
919.46 this regression is hitting hard. literally nobody cares except you. sorry, i shouldn't say nobody cares. you care. everybody else, we're just having a conversation. we're enjoying ourselves. who asked? thank you. thank you for the anti toxic who asked. appreciate it. there we go. i thought we could make it. you've been stuck here for an hour? i'm having a good time, idiot. it's not all about like, oh, i beat the level. Search ↗
965.34 yay me, now what? now you fucking get back down into the mines and you do another level. for me the juice is the squeeze. this is mario. mario is not when you touch the flag and it goes... this is the fun. if you want to win non stop, download genshin impact. Search ↗
1007.96 ask your mom for the three numbers on the back of her costco mastercard and pog up. see how good you get at games when you got, you know, a $25,000 credit limit backing you up. i'm having a good time. one must imagine sisyphus happy. it's true. i didn't like, listen, people can dunk on the lady who made that tiktok about sisyphus is actually like an inspiring story. Search ↗
1046.48 maybe she's wrong, but like two things brain cells that shit fucking did not happen for one so like stop taking it so seriously. it's a myth unless you actually think like somewhere in greece there's still a big guy like pushing that shit up mount etna right now secondly, did we really have to get the whole internet of people who have taken one philosophy course in university going? that's not what my teacher told me the myth of sisyphus is about just fucking let her chill dude. i Search ↗

western furikake - Bits and Banter [02/21/2024]

Librarian Sat Feb 24 Watch on YouTube ↗

34.84 and people who are alive once every 18 days for two hours. it's a bimodal type industry. let the rhythm take you over, bimodal. something something, something something. where do you fall then? well because i constructed the bit, i'm the only person in the glorious center. i'm the only unique streamer. that's the power you get when you're the person who constructs the bit. hey NL, where do you fall on the spectrum of pokemon go to the polls? Search ↗
66.20 well, what's on one end of the spectrum and what's on the other end of the spectrum? just answer the question. i just don't understand. 1982. this is raspberry beret by prince. oh, i thought for sure we had it in one, bro. i was so ready for a... Search ↗
93.60 you know what i'm saying? the kind you'd buy from, say, a secondhand store or something? 1982, 32 milli. ooh, this is goodbye horses by lazarus q. nope. i just can't get enough. just can't get enough. i just can't. what? okay, no, no, it's not dead or alive spin me right round because we already had it. Search ↗
134.14 one, two, three into the four. snoop doggy dogg and dr. dre are at your door. ready to make an entrance? so back on up, cause you know we bout to rip it up. give me the microphone first so okay, i don't think it's nothing but a g thing. why are my hands so sweaty? play a different note, 1982 challenge, difficulty degree impossible. it's tears for fears, mad whirls. alright, alright fair enough. Search ↗
180.10 i'm a little embarrassed that it took me five to get a tears for fears song, but at the same time, this is not in my top three tears for fears. i'm a everybody wants to rule the world head over heels, mother's talk sort of guy. and now you're just a slut for songs from the big chair. caught? you caught me. you caught me on that one. it's a great album. you caught me. no shout. excuse me. mind your own business a little bit, please. Search ↗
212.80 remind me tomorrow, bro. remind me tomorrow. everybody wants to rule the world is skippity core? well for 40 years it wasn't. jay you got timed out? timed out for what? typing pale shelter. was it? i yelled it. hang on. slash user wolves at my door. let me see here. two timeouts. moobot timed out wolves at my door for 10 seconds with reason spam. Search ↗
244.78 what the... okay, you did... i'm not even mad at you. obviously. it's just pale shelter with like 15 exclamation marks. that's how i type. i've just been popping into people's chats and going, balladrol! al pacino announcing game of the year at the game awards. balladrol! balladrol! balladrol! i'm trying out a new character as well. i think it could be like my... Search ↗
276.26 you know, my movie ticket taker character that propels me to the top of saturday night live. the character is guy who has good ideas. in school on your desk, there should be a button with a light attached to it when you want to answer a question. Search ↗
295.58 because sometimes the teacher asks who knows this and then you put up your hand and then they start yapping about, oh last week my dog had to go to the vet and the vet was like, mow, mow, mow, mow, mow, and then my mom called me and i was like, mow, mow, mow, and your shoulder muscle, your deltoid is getting like so full of lactic acid and then you got to set up like the aqueduct to hold it up. do you need a button you press that just lights it up on your desk, bro? Search ↗
322.36 they should put the everything but the bagel seasoning inside of the bagel so that when you cut the bagel and have to put it in the toaster, the seasoning doesn't get everywhere, bro. i gotta come up with some more good ideas though, i only have two so far. white people furikake? i resent that bit. and it's not for race relations issues, it's just that like everything but the bagel seasoning is for adults. Search ↗
351.44 and furikake is for kids. it's not for kids, like literally everyone eats it. okay, it's not for kids? why does it have sumikko gurashi and pokemon characters on the fucking packages, bro? why does this shit have megala doraemon on the packages? huge minus two? huge minus two? i don't make the furikake, obviously. i'm just responding to market forces, bro. you've never been more minus two? Search ↗
385.28 i'm just saying. he hit a nerve. that's how you know he's right, too. comedians need to tell uncomfortable truths, motherfuckers, when the truth is uncomfortable for them. okay! okay! okay! let's kill him. let's kill this guy. let's beat him to death with hammers. are you hearing these little alien beeps and bloops in the background? such an insane main screen. i like the lego fortnite alien in the sandals. it's so good. Search ↗
420.98 they got rocket league in this john now. they got rock band in this. they got supermarket prop hunt, lego. they got everything man. go goated zone wars chapter 5 weapons 2v2 peace control. they put chess in fortnite. crazy red vs blue sniper duel. the pit free for all. the forest 2 slenderman. Search ↗
478.98 i have absolutely no idea what the sentence you just said means in any possible capacity. like imagine logging into steam, okay? and then inside of steam there's another steam. okay, i'm gonna have to stop you right there. yeah. can we break down the analogy a little further? inside of steam there's another steam. yes, that's what this is like. okay. you don't see it? inside... Search ↗
551.90 so they can build a map and then choose what items to populate it with and what rules to populate it with and stuff like that. and then other people can go and play those mini games. what's prison breakout? okay, don't... can we be... oh, sorry. i'm just clicking. wait, can we do... let's do something. let's do something. i don't want to do the custom one because i don't vet this kind... like, i'm 35 years old. it's enough to get me to just download fortnite again. Search ↗
578.24 i know but like we could be like in prison and you have like a toothbrush and i have like a roll of duct tape and we gotta figure out how to get out. no, no, no, i can't. i can't do it. what's prop hunt? prop hunt is like youtube 2011 meta. everybody, well one person is like the seeker from hide and seek and everybody else is in game objects. you have to figure out who is the spatula and who is the vending machine and so on and so forth. Search ↗
637.44 in your own time and then let me know if it's gas i'd be interested in it for sure but i mean you don't think like i mean you don't see the thumbnail for prison breakout and just like your mind just wanders on what that could possibly mean i mean my brain is turning around wondering what's going on i'm guessing that there's probably some people that are rping guards some people that are rping prisoners Search ↗
663.52 and what scares me is the open mic combined with the kinds of high school students who would be playing fortnite rp at 9 a.m. pacific time on a tuesday. i don't know if i want to broadcast that to myself or my audience. ok, you want to try lego fortnite then? lego fortnite is a survival minecraft game, daniel. Search ↗
690.90 it's like playing terraria again. why wouldn't it be fortnite but with just lego? this came out like three months ago, man. you're so far behind the times here. it's a little tied up, man. lego fortnite has come and gone. all right. so you just want to do normie fortnite? yeah, let's send it. okay. i mean, do you think this is the future of gaming? i think isn't fortnite kind of old, right? i don't want to say it. Search ↗
722.90 no, i'm saying like the game within a game. i think that someone in chat figured it out. i think it's the present of gaming. which means what? that we're living it right now. but isn't fortnite the only game that's doing this? i guess like roblox is like this too. Search ↗
744.92 oh, but this is like adult roblox or teenage roblox? i guess this is teenage roblox. although things move so fast that like i feel like the kids who played roblox when they were kids are teenagers now. mmm. did you have you ever tried roblox? no, but i watched my niece play roblox. what was your takeaway from it? it's like discount minecraft? it's Search ↗
798.78 that's what roblox was like. but dreams was made with liquid stuff, right? all the graphics were liquid? i guess it was kind of a wet game. compared to on the scale from dry to wet. Search ↗
817.44 dreams was on the wetter side for sure but talking about like, you know kids games and stuff my my son my oldest son is now like super nfl pilled. so like dad, can i play some madden and i'm like, oh Search ↗
835.00 you know, i only have it on the ps5. we don't really play the ps5. anyways, so i'm like, okay, how bad could it be on tablet? so i loaded up on tablet. oh no! and you have to remember, i haven't done, i don't play any tablet games really. it was like, we were like 15 minutes in and we're still clicking like menu buttons and he's like, dad, can we just play some football? and i'm like, you know what? i had to hit him with the my man because he didn't, Search ↗
878.60 i mean, i think that they're really cheap to make and then like if one in 10,000 people that plays them puts their entire paycheck into it then it's it's free money for electronic arts. speaking of free money, i don't want to spoil it but did you see a certain dlc trailer? i didn't see the trailer yet but just people's reactions to it has me going like yesterday if you were like will you play the elden ring dlc i would have been like no shot it took too long. what?! Search ↗

Enter the Gungeon - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1 [Isaac + Guns]!

Northernlion Sat Apr 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.16 hey everybody and welcome to northernlion plays, enter the gungeon. this is a game i've been waiting for basically since it was announced which was like a year and a half ago if i remember correctly. if you're not familiar with what this is, think of it as isaac meets nuclear throne, the binding of isaac meets nuclear throne. so it's a roguelite but it's a shooter Search ↗
17.82 and the guns have the kind of randomness or variety that you would expect from isaac items. so instead of just like, hey this is a shotgun, this is a pistol, blah, blah, blah, not that i'm crapping on nuclear throne. this is like, hey you have a gun that shoots water, you have a gun that shoots lightning bolts, you have a gun that shoots smaller guns, you have a gun that shoots nerf darts, you have a gun that, you get the idea. basically there's a huge variety of weapons in this game and it looks to kinda scratch that nuclear throne itch, Search ↗
44.70 and the isaac itch at the same time if that makes sense, but i'm not going to belabor the point let's just get started and we'll play as the pilot for our first game here i wanted to wait until i actually had access to release content to play the game on the channel, and i'm glad i did because i'm excited to go in pretty much i don't want to say sight on scene, but i've only played about four or five hours of this and i've had access to Search ↗
68.52 one way or the other to that sounds like suspicious i've had access through dodge roll for like beta testing reasons for quite some time now. oh god Search ↗
78.20 but i haven't really kind of od'd on it because i wanted to make sure that i had the opportunity to discover almost everything while playing it through with you guys. basically. so there will be a link in the video description below to pick it up on steam. this is not a sponsored video or anything like that, but i am a big fan of this game and you should know that going in. so very, very basics of controls. you know, the game is made by a company called dodge roll games. the dodge roll is super important because it gives you invincibility frames. so when an enemy shoots, we actually have a little bit of invincibility Search ↗
107.98 built into our role that we can use in order to in order to avoid getting hit and really a lot of the time it's gonna be so bullet helly that we are gonna have to avoid getting hit not simply you know dodge the bullets or avoid the bullets or hide behind cover or something like that but rather we're gonna have to actively kind of like aggressively pursue the enemy while also trying to avoid taking damage ourselves so if you look at the top left Search ↗
132.30 i'll explain to you what's going on with our interface here. i believe that the barrels and stuff never have items in them, they're just there for like atmospheric effect, but there are some atmospheric or environmental elements that we can use for cover. for example, we can throw up that table right there and block some enemy bullets which will become more oh, i didn't know that could happen. become more relevant on boss fights, for example. top left, we got three hearts, we've got two blinds, and what blinds are are basically room clearing Search ↗
159.88 bombs that we can throw down and in using a blind we actually destroy all enemy bullets that are on the screen oh, that was bad at any given moment so we use that when things get a little bit too intense for us to deal with i popped one there just so you can see what's up with it the blinds are a limited resource, but you get more back at the end of every single floor Search ↗
178.50 so we want to make sure we're using them, otherwise if we take damage, we could have reasonably used a blind there and not taken damage. okay, kill the shotgun guys. watch out for the super mario world wizards here. we can also roll explosive barrels to set up traps for enemies. it's almost like the enemy aggroed on the barrel there, which was interesting. we also have two keys which you use to open chests. what's going on back here? might be a separate entrance to that room or something i haven't seen yet. Search ↗
207.42 we get keys that we can use to open chests. chests give you new items and that's the way that progression happens in the game. it's a little bit different than a game like isaac or nuclear throne where you, well nuclear throne you level up and then get new stuff. in isaac you pick up new items and that gives you synergies. in this you kind of, you can get things that are passive abilities and you can get new active abilities. Search ↗
225.30 but the real variety comes in just the sheer absurdity of weapons that you can pick up, which is what i'm hoping to get here. and our goal is to basically just make it to the end of enter the gungeon. i've never seen past the... i think i've beaten the boss that shows up on the second floor a few times, but that's about it. oh god, that was really poor on my part. probably should have used a blind there. Search ↗
246.82 beyond that i've never actually made it further, so we're going to discover a lot of this stuff together so this is our shop. we can't afford a sawed off shotgun we can't afford a potion of lead skin. we can't afford some armor, but that's kind of boring so i don't really want to do that just look at our map here you do want to explore the want to explore the entirety of the floor for sure i will say that floors tend to be quite a bit longer than they were it or than they are in after birth as well Search ↗
275.90 i really like the environmental effect on the book that shows up there. i'm excited to come across some weapons and then just see what the heck is going on with them because that's the real like sense of discovery that kind of drives the enjoyment here to start with. i also need to get a lot better in order to have a good chance of succeeding and i think part and parcel of that is practicing that dodge roll until it becomes basically second nature. oh, we got our first chest. we got... Search ↗
299.64 skull spitter hard headed so you do have to manage your weapons because ammunition is a is a resource that is not unlimited you can tell i'm jumping through hoops to say anything, but limited resource not that i'm avoiding shouting out a magic the gathering podcast that is very useful for those of you looking to improve your drafts this is our boss fight, so we don't want to do this quite yet. let's come back here after you activate these teleporters you can get to them at any time after you've cleared a room so you can't just teleport out of combat to the best of my knowledge Search ↗
328.18 okay, so that's how our skulls work. it's it not every rogue light needs an item that shoots like fester's quest, okay? we've already got one in isaac the skull seem to do a lot of damage at least and we might actually be able to get to 30 30 money here. i don't watch your 30 money, and what is this gungeon pepper the heat is on so that is um Search ↗
377.54 what always happens to me, which is, hey, i really like this weapon, but ammo's limited, so i'm never gonna use it because, you know, i don't wanna run out of ammo. and then i end up dying and going, oh, well, that was stupid of me. i think we're ready to fight the boss. we've already gone to both of the rooms that can give us items, so let's come up here. Search ↗
395.78 open up the door and see how it goes i'm gonna try to save this for the the new thing the new weapon for tough bosses and in tough rooms alright, so we're starting to fight the trigger twins here. we have one blind remaining good. uh Search ↗
412.74 good hp. we shouldn't die here, and we have a little bit of armor to go along with it as well, but i do have a blind that i would really like to use so that we don't find our oh, damn it! i was gonna say so we don't find ourselves getting hit. if you beat the enemies or if you beat bosses flawlessly, you actually get an hp upgrade, which is super valuable and hp is really hard to come by. Search ↗
437.40 so if you can actually like finagle hp upgrades out of bosses, that seems like a really good way to get your hp economy up there. how are you not dead yet? can we talk about... there we go. i'm blinded by accident, but might have gotten the job done. we only have one hp remaining now. all right. Search ↗
455.46 hopefully we get some hp drops at the end of this otherwise i may want to consider fighting the boss or going to the shop and buying some extra armor. oh shit. no on the first floor. oh, that's embarrassing so we'll do another one over the course of this video. oh, man that is actually oh Search ↗
473.16 horrifying for me on a personal level here. let's restart. there are a multitude of different characters in the game we'll do at least for the start here we'll do a different character each video as we're getting started and i am expecting that this is gonna be at least a reasonably long running series on the channel i've been banking on that for well, i forget when we were playing it for the first time on the nls s i think it was like last spring and i was like this is gonna be something that would what is this? Search ↗
501.02 chaos amulet. amolitz! what can will? so what i'm getting at is expect a lot of videos in the near future. blanks have a chance to poison freeze and ignite enemies. this enchanted amulet is made of the most valuable metal of all, lead. there's an artificer's engraver on the bottom, but time has rendered it illegible. okay, so we're gonna blank and that might do some aoe, or not aoe, but status effect damage to enemies. Search ↗
527.24 alright, that's not good damage. let's start playing better. i really want to at least get through the first and second floor over the course of this episode or i'll be pretty embarrassed in my own play here. so we start with the rogue special which is actually like a pretty balanced weapon to start with. there is co op in the game by the way but if you play co op you start with the nerf gun which is a little bit less powerful but i believe also has unlimited ammo but certainly... whoa! Search ↗
572.96 this ancient technique briefly increases damage whenever a table is flipped. oh man, okay. i'm seeing my synergies already. so we come into a room, flip a table as soon as possible, get a damage buff, and then you give me a room with no freaking tables. can you believe it? there you go, just keep yourself moving. the money automatically, like it's the principal benefit that you get when you kill enemies and you clear rooms, but Search ↗
598.72 it will also warp to you as soon as you kill all the enemies so you don't need to go actively seek out like every single coin. yo, can you stop with that ak 47 there? you can pick it up manually if you want to. the money that is, but i'm not that interested in doing that. okay, this room is gonna have tables in it. i can feel it. Search ↗

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