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1962.400
you don't eat breakfast? i drink coffee. okay, that's do you have like i'm not hungry in the morning. i can't do it. okay, that's like, you know, different strokes, different folks, i guess. but, if it's another day, if it's like a weekend, and i'm just like, oh, let's get some breakfast, fuck yeah, dude, let's get some diner food. okay, that's i didn't ask what your favorite breakfast was, i asked what you had for breakfast on a daily basis, but i appreciate your support nonetheless, i guess. you could fuck off.
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9847.440
well like, these arrows are deceiving. like that arrow told me to go to the left and this arrow told me to go to the right. the arrows are not your friend here, they want to mess you up a little. right, you still doing that shit? i did it man! i got two free strokes on one shot. there we go. that's three! here we go baby! you liking this, goss? yeah, that's pretty cool. i guess i'm just gonna go this way. i just made this game my little bitch. how'd you have so many shots? am i supposed to go like, down underneath? no.
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9955.940
valley got donated five dollars and asks what category a shawarma falls into sandwich wrap or burrito it's a kind of wrap without a doubt. yeah, you wrap it up like it. that's just like a chalupa, right? i've never eaten it actually so i don't think i know it's like a it's like a gyro or hero if you will right i will sounds good right up. i got josh is gonna finish in less strokes than me stroke in i
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9989.780
it's not like i did it in zero strike, uh, strokes. uh, wait, yes i did. so, fuck me i guess. you did it in seven strokes. yeah, but i actually took thirty, but i also took zero. hit b, then skip. shit, i'm ready. alright. thanks again, valek. yo, i mean you get like hit b though. i hit b. what am i doing in this one? am i going across the way and into this target? i'm getting one of these fucking holes, man. wait, you see that thing on like the side thing? that's like a free stroke hole.
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5156.800
oh, you got his long battle. oh dude, yeah you screwed yourself that time. go go go go go go! dude, you have time! dude, there's a ramp there. you gotta let him just fly over you if you're nestled in there. he's so screwed! nah, you boomed yourself that time. what? what? it pushed me out of the oh, i'm out of strokes.
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5181.100
you got stroked to death. i got stroked out, man. timber! achievement unlocked. that was a lot of fun. you can't wake up in all of the cash. oh man. ryav, that one time that you were making fun of me. yeah, remember? i was up by like eight strokes. i lost by 16 and it would have been worse. so that was the forest. we also have the oasis as our other option, so we're gonna go there.
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6364.620
brad, that doesn't work for me, dog. it just worked, like, perfectly for me. it just works. no, it doesn't work whatsoever. that's my, uh... no. that's my review of this game. it just works. i think in that review, though. i'm on stroke 10 right now. i don't know how i... this course just makes sense in my head. oh yeah, i did have to ricochet it off the urn. that's not part of the normal structure. that was an... oh... that amount of strokes. oh, man.
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6502.320
yeah, i'm with you nick. they sent me up into the temple somewhere. oh, this is intended! this is intended! i'm so bad! i'm so excited. there we go. why didn't that go? stroke 8. guys, i'm on stroke 11, so i'm with you. i'm on a stroke 12. oh hell yeah, josh. you almost got it, man. what happened? i'm out of strokes. i can't we stroked out.
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6803.180
that's alright, it's a good recovery at least. i appreciate these tiles on the ground too, helped me kind of plot my course better. oh no! rekt. i was doing so well! sort of. you're gonna get chopped up in the gears? oh no. this is it, chad. we had our chance. oh, nice shot. i'm sorry, i'm still five strokes back now. dang it, i'm closer to josh than i am to nick. yeah you are. what happens on the other side of this again? i think it's just easy, right? oh no, you gotta get in the second hole.
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4792.820
it just fucks me over and over. i'm just going ham, fuck it. oh no, this is bad. this is my throwaway round. oh, that one might do it. you got it man. yeah. god. you get the love tap. it's like the power meter, they give you so much power, you know? you don't need that much power. i just gotta make up like 8 strokes on this one. maximum power, let's go. what the fuck? you don't want maximum power on this one. you don't need it. oh my god. the belt takes care of the rest.
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5944.100
momma said knock you around. i'm gonna knock you around. please do. alright, we got over it. we got over it. ahhh! oh, well. still set me up a little bit better. here i come baby! oh cute little hurricane! what's this jump looking like? oh that's not even a jump but i see what you did there. oh, grab the edge! ryan got lucky. yeah, it did like 30 strokes. filthy hole! oh no way!
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6148.880
okay. that needs to be legitimate or you're perma banned. i'm out of strokes. you guys need to go into the lobby so i can... alright, i win 76 to 93 to 102. good game. we're just returning to lobby in 10 seconds. retire? sure. yeah. it won't let me click yes. it won't let me click no to retire. back in the lobby yet? for real, that joke is not funny or please don't repeat it. that's good. nick's gonna lose his stake in this company. okay, so it's not real.
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7165.060
not in the amount of strokes i would have liked. oh! ryan wins, i tie with fox. oh sorry, i tied with cobalt. team can. yeah, i didn't get slaughter fucked that time. team can. that sucks, but... hey, let's do osiris and see what happens. you're not first, you're last. log hell is a terrible hell. that was close. hey, i saw on a tow truck the other day a bumper sticker that said, if you're not first, you're last. nice. that's good. make america great again.
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7530.520
k ryan, just don't ooh, i'm right behind ya! just don't like, you know, don't be defeated. just take your time. no? oh yeah, feels good man. that was like nine strokes. ryan is such a liability. i wish i got that in. this game is amazing. six. ryan, you need to catch up four. i play better in the later half of the game. that's the same one we had. no dcing this time either. we're set then. what?! i rimmed it!
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7566.880
oh, this is really bad. i didn't make it in the second inner circle. these were all a cobalt made it. the rest of us are all in this together. just gotta trust in the curves of the butthole and you'll make it in. oh, come on. nice and easy. the butt fucked him. the butt did fuck him, i saw it. you gotta fuck the butt right back. four strokes is the sweet spot on this one. use the curves. trust them. good try, good try. trust the curves. feel the curves. be the curves.
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the normal way? yeah. oh, that's bad. oh, shit. you gotta do four or above to get over there. that's real bad. fuck the straight shot. i wanted to do the risky strat, but it's not happening. thank you commissar choi for your 15 months in a row support. yeah, thanks to you as well. watch this. wasting strokes! yes!
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8042.020
we're only 14 strokes back. oh shit. you actually run the math because i am not really paying attention. just nick, just don't try this whole... don't try it? just skip this one? just don't even try it. you don't like it so don't try it. oh sugar tits. i can deal with that. i can think of it. okay, lined it up. perfect. was it nick? yes.
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8147.560
i got bad news ryan. what's that? you're not doing so hot? nope. i don't think anybody's doing hot on this course except maybe you're a 4 ball, so... no, no, no. this, like... alright, i'll take it. i'll take a 4. oh shit, i didn't even have a 4. it took me 7 strokes on this hole to get where i am when on the first time it took me 2. oh actually it took me 5. things are not... oh jesus. i missed the first shot. that was dang. you know what?
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i'm on the stroke five, so i'm with you man. alright, thanks ryan for ruining what's your problem? i'm still seven strokes ahead of you! oh, this is my favorite. now this is the one i have the biggest potential to fuck with. this one i think everybody hits it too hard. you want to just trickle it over is my new strategy. trickle it over, okay. i'll trickle you elmo. oh shit. that's not enough. actually this is beautiful. fox! trick shot. look at this. fox you fucked us!
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oh wow, you gotta pretty much max it there. i gotta hurry up now. good job josh, you did it. not as well as you, but i did it. oh, look at that rimmer. how is three a bogey on this course? yeah, it's like 80 kilometers from the start. you gotta get it in three strokes. oh, nick is doomed. alright nick, you just wanna fuck it right here. it's the temple of osiris, not the temple of doom, nick.
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6078.420
god damn it. cause it goes off angle like... yeah, you can't control if it's gonna hit that other arrow at the wrong angle. yep. and it takes over with the freaking speed. alright, there we go. everyone thinks canada's throwing. i mean are you looking at the other strokes here? nick's on stroke 7, josh is on stroke 10 just bouncing off these fucking pots. josh is he was still at the spawn point until like two seconds ago. watch this.
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6113.720
nope. i'm out of strokes. i'm about to be as well. josh! and i've gotten this before in only a few strokes. this gorgeous layout. you got this, fox. hole in nine. there it is. okay, i'm gonna hit it like on this side. out of strokes. achievement unlocked. raise the limit. alright, out of...
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you just watch my vod if you wanna see how to do it. this guy lost by 17 strokes last time, thinks he's tiger woods. you're getting my woods. we're doing this, fox. we're coming back. coming back. this is the one where nick is gonna shit the pot. he's gonna fuck the pot and then he's gonna shit it. well, you know, say it enough, it'll happen. that's what they say. might be what they say, yeah. that's okay. that's okay. oh, i got over the hump. yeah. oh, and josh didn't. yeah. oh, that positioning's not great.
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oh josh, you just opened the window. is there a draft in here? cause i think a window just got opened. it's me that opened the window, don't blame me. oh they opened two windows, fox! i'm defeated by three strokes right there. you know what happens when they open windows and it's not my house? i take a shit and i throw it in the window. why did you do that? cause... it's awful. that's a load of fucking shit. yep. yeah actually i kinda hate like the first part of this course.
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as it stands, it's more frustrating than fun. yeah, that's... nope! i got in. of course, of fucking course! i got in on like eight strokes or something. like, ahhh! it just keeps going down the stairs, ron. oh boy. oh, this one might do it, man. no, it's gonna go to the left. josh, you're good. two seconds! i'm out of time!
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7757.400
don't drink that of course. hey o! hey o! hey o! did you see that in this tournament of shame power rankings, dan, as of four rounds, has taken 75 more fucking strokes than anybody else. that sounds like shots fired to me. he's the greatest man of all time. he's so perfect every way. well that's true.
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8692.600
this is the worst answers. i'm the one typing it all in! all you gotta do is not give me shit! you're giving me shit when i want gold! my answer is fine. i think the house is already dead! oh, it ended. somebody got a fucking zero on that. i'm playing again. yeah, because it wouldn't let me shoot. so you could just get a zero strokes if you wanted to shoot? i don't know. i don't know, i just want to see where this goes.
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8724.320
so, refrigerator was number two. we lost that one. but we won the first two because we're fucking killing it. god damn it, ivory king. alarm and telephone were the other ones. what is this game? i got zero strokes. you get zero strokes. what a fucking crock of shit. that's some bullshit. alright, rob. this one's for you. okay. oh, i just missed it. name something that's really, really hairy.
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holy shit, how are people jumping all over the place? they're skilled people. wait, how do you jump in this course? oh, just use the ramp as a ramp! you don't know that. it's like ahh! alright, i'm dead. no, ryan, i'm telling you, people were jumping from like where you are. yeah, no, check this out josh, you ready? yeah. i told you, matt skeggs been figuring stuff out with bombs. come on! okay, you ready josh? oh shit. i took about 15 extra strokes to set this up, but it's not like it matters. i want you to do this one. ohhh!
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10412.980
oh, i got trapped inside of the intestines of the great sphinx? hey, chad. did you guys see my tournament of shame round two? apparently you just holding one this? yeah, well, i actually did it in two strokes, but i got through the sphinx's chasm into the crack and won. oh, hell yeah. yeah, it was fantastic. oh, shit, my game broke.
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10657.140
also, did this hole pretty well on on round two dude you nailed through the hole in the door and i was so impressed with you. it was yeah that turned out pretty well. it's the only time i've ever seen it done. yeah, i was very jealous also i did this one i did this this this on my first go i did this in like like four strokes or three strokes or something force field didn't work for shit there. i'm just my balls like super stuck. oh
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10684.120
no, no, it's not. i'm actually on the stairs of the temple of osiris. yeah, you could watch backwards. yeah there ryan. oh, i hit it too hard i'm still on the stairs talking. all right, just have it give a little tap. okay, here's the moment of truth hey, man, you did it. yeah, check it out nine strokes. they're gonna be at seven. i thought you needed eight. oh
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did i just use google docs? no, it's actually, it's like a notepad document. but apparently, i used it to shoot like a 37 on the forest. michael a.l. fox is shooting like straight up 31s, 32s now. oh you're serious, you actually have one? oh yes, yeah. i didn't realize that it was a question. no, it's been a long running joke now in the tournament of shame we did on golf with friends that he actually went through the trouble of making a document to keep his strokes
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7519.500
so tomorrow is the finale of the tournament of shame. today was the tiebreaker episode for anybody that cares. it was alpaca patrol, michael ayl, fox and dan gheesling going one on one on one through 18 holes of the forest. i love the fact that despite dan being like a hundred strokes behind in cumulative score, he still managed to find his way into the finals.
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you guys ever hold them on this one yet? yeah. oops! a little too much power. you mean a little bit too much juice! alright. just gotta line it up nice and easy. oh come on! why isn't it going in? shit. give me the bounce! hey you guys, you didn't collude to take 12 strokes per hole and then pretend that you were trying, right? you uh... what? no, what? i'm just off today! what? oh. i'm just... oh god.
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see, nick's too honest. nick's not too honest. he's honest because he's a nice guy. he's a nice guy. he's saying honest to a t because that's a golf metaphor. this is just classic crabs in the bucket. competition heats up instead of competing. you're just deliberately throwing. who's throwing? i don't know. look at these guys. 11, 13 strokes, 16 strokes. come on now. it's a real rough day for golf. only on hole four here. let's try to give it a little college try, you know? what's a college?
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yeah, doesn't feel right. it doesn't feel right. i hate it. monster truck drivers. yeah, i'll never be that. definitely not. monster truck driver simulator. could happen, probably won't even do that though. still hate this course a little bit. yeah, i'm getting stroked out, no doubt. oh my god. i got a chance. i fucked it. 12 strokes. i'll see you there. dan's gonna beat me by one fucking stroke, i'm so mad. oh my god!
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that's what i said. i just did it that is clearly not the right way to handle it. i've done that too and that does not do it. what is happening? yo bouncing off the saw is a fool's fucking gambit. somebody in a comment told me to do it i didn't test it yet myself. oh this guy. this guy. i can't freaking get over the conveyor belt now. you just gotta hit it at like less than one. i was hitting it too hard or something. you hitting it too hard? i just wasted like four strokes there. strokes some more. i would happily not be last.
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oh, there we go. there's 11 strokes. oh, jesus! there's a little penis tease right there. it's just like i'll lick the urethra. we all did so bad there! yeah. i did a bunch. thank you, alec p. johnson for the subscription. i thought i was out of the running, for sure. i'm so glad everyone's as bad as i am. ah, no hole in one. i was almost at the hole, and then i won it. what are some other tv shows?
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10955.600
oh my god, i'm gonna finish this course! i will never finish this course. what a miracle! rob, we learned a putt. gagass! nick, how many strokes you taking? breakfast! i got it in, i think five? was that a jontron impression? is a wild jontron showing up? rob, do that again. what's jontron sound like? yeah, what's jontron sound like? rob, do that again. breakfast! that is jontron, man! is it? jontron, what's the most important meal of the day? it's a meme.
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4137.600
that's greasy. greasy? i wanted to level out the competition but apparently there was a little bit more than the cheat sheet going on because even though i gave it out i still won by like 15 strokes. well that's fine it's a bad cheat sheet. that is true actually it's a suboptimal cheat sheet. play online!
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