Quotes about “"stealing jokes"”
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i know this girl, she's been married so many times, she's got rice marks all over her face. that's, uh, basically now stealing jokes wholesale from tom waits' 1977 album, nighthawks at the diner. but, um, let's just keep ourselves, you know, in a good position here. i'd like to do one more room so we have a krampus's head charge, but i'm not going to. i would love it if, like, we should be fine, let's just get that out of the way, but i would really love it
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maybe, and i completely say anything to do with ventriloquism, go nuts. i hate that shit. it's gotta stop. but outside of that, everybody else is trying their best to be funny. and then we get these weird backlashes against people like dane cook. he's like, he thought he was funny, but he was actually just an asshole. he thought he was being funny. the reason that he was an asshole is because he was stealing jokes. and i guess the people that paid like 150 bucks a ticket
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alright, let me guess who's stealing jokes. he's a nice boy. but, on that same token, like, maybe the people going to see him in madison square garden weren't watching those other comedians anyway, so... i wasn't. i didn't know he was stealing jokes. yeah. so if he was delivering the jokes in a funny way, then no skin off his back, i guess, or the audience's back. i'm gonna say... maybe a bad example, sorry. bad example. as soon as i see a comedian use
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