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what does monstro's tooth do? it drops down to monstro. it really shouldn't be called monstro's tooth, it should be called monstro's everything. monstro's entire life. like monstro's summon sign. yeah, exactly. that's white sign soapstone, man. white soap sign stone. i don't get that one, that's above my pay grain. sign sandstorm.
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yes, watch your son. mom should be home by four. okay, where are you? that's a closet. oh, there you are. why don't i just pick you up? too bad, mister. i'm going to drink this fucking bleach. oh, you can move it through the... did you get it? i drank the soap and the window cleaner. i don't think that's gonna kill you. i don't know, i'm feeling pretty bad. alright. how do i use this? are you still dying? no, you gave me a pill, i'm not dying anymore. ha! got him. no bleach.
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i tried to bleach! oh shit, i guess that reaches, huh? alright. that's okay. there's another source of a pill here somewhere. i thought there were at least two. oh my god, this fucking jump is harder to make than any jump in platformer history. another pill? i thought i remembered a second one. i don't know if this is a thing you've got to tell me or anything. or is it upstairs or something? oh, there it is. nope, that's soap.
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i just ate a bunch of soap. now i'm drowning myself in the bathtub. oh shit! i was just about to find you and hit you with the dildo until you died. good job. that's how you win. my baby turned purple. he goes all different colors. it is freaking me out a little bit. alright, now i gotta play as the dad. i gotta stop nick from killing himself. largely you just gotta put the bleach up here. why are you playing this?
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think that's the best part wait until you see the dad crouches the head crouching is really good we don't know what dad's crouching might look like irl. i've never seen dad's crouching i tried to trap you in the trash can like you're one of our cats no this world didn't need the soap soap in a toilet. oh, there's fucking bleached out. are you get a bleach and a knife? knife nick
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how? i was behind the bottle of bleach. oh, i looked right at you. i didn't see you. prh99, thanks for the resubscription. that's entertaining. you gotta trap the baby in the crib like... what?! you flipping bounced it! yeah, of course i did. at least get the bleach out of there. like the soap, you can live. whoa, what are the paintings doing in here? they're flipping out. yeah, it was happening for me too. these fucking batteries, man.
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i hate that a lot. where you going? well, it's time to put you away. gotta figure out how to get this damn latch thing open. you can smack me around with that a little bit. i thought i had the perfect strategy. i'm assuming these doors in the upstairs are locked because they don't exist yet. yes, that's what i was thinking too. oh, he's in! man, his toilet's like still flushing, huh? it's still flushing, it's never gonna end. that's my fork. that's my soap. you're not gonna i'm not gonna let you drown yourself in the bath, though.
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okay, follow the baby. it's going for a quick bleach. that's fine. you can drink the soap, see if i care. going to the kitchen now, huh? oh no. i s you think i don't see that? i don't know what you see. i wish i had a little bit more stamina, but then again this baby's slippery enough already. i got eyes on you, mate. you see the oyster crackers? you might be able to use those. i'm giving you ample time here. don't moonwalk crawl away from me. i can do it backwards.
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there's a case to be made here. i walked out for a second now and now is in a crystal forest it's like it there were a lot of room ruins on the ground. i'm not gonna dispute that well the idea of a crystal forest. i wish such a thing really existed. it does in television maybe television game dark souls television game paper television lifetime video game dark souls dark souls the soap opera a lot of fun be pretty sweet. oh
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what a creepy ass baby. look who's talking, eric stahl. looking straight up. don't even crouch! i will always crouch, you know i will. i'll also walk on you. hey, monk of steve, thank you very much for the subscription. how do you like that shit? where the fuck did he go? oh, he's in the bathroom. get little baby. starting to see red. you're always trying to brown yourself. or brown? drown yourself. well, maybe if you go in the kitchen. you didn't even eat the soap?
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visions looking real piqued right now very blue and distorty, i think you're fine honestly. i don't want the meat container. i want the meat within it hey turn that off you want some seafood. i ate the soap already. i gave you some salmon you're gonna be fine man. i don't think salmon works like that. you know what no ah so unlucky there's no knife underneath the bathroom counter. oh bullshit. i gave you the salmon oh
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you slather yourself? of course! you never take a shower, you slather the soap a little bit. i don't think soap counts as a slatherable surface. soap is slatherable, absolutely! butter is always slatherable, but soap is not. no, water is not slatherable. not gak. thank you for the subscription and the implicit agreement with me, because you subscribed to me. subscribing does not mean you agree. it's true. it means you just want to pay somebody. supreme leader canuck, thank you as well.
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slope soap is slatherable. don't call me that that was the ad i was hoping you wouldn't draw attention to that accidental you know i dropped accidentally, but look at this one. i got it you pick up pennies, and you get luck yeah, that's good pennies do that now. it's pretty cool
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you 100% slather soap. no, you lather soap. you lather or you don't slather. they're different. scrub monkey thinks they're a... wait, so is that... you lather your shampoo then? yeah! but you don't slather it. you can slather shampoo if you put too much up there. you know, i'll tell you what you do slather and that would be sunscreen. slather, i would agree. i think sunscreen is slatherable. apart from that, i think it only applies to sauces.
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do you lather or slather, ky jelly? that's definitely a slather. jelly does not lather. it shouldn't at least. i don't think you need enough of it for it to be a slather or a lather. what about that soap that looks liquidy, but then you use the pump and it foams out? that's definitely latherable. that's a lather. yes, because it comes out in a lather, i'm not sure if you can slather a lather. but you can lather a lather?
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and if he wins the fighting tournament, then he takes over because he beat earth's cruise. it's all cartoon wrestling is really what it is. it's soap operas structured around fighting. you ever see the live action tekken movie? no, i heard it was trash garbage. oh yeah, no, it's horrible, but it's pretty good. i've watched the street fighter movie. oh, of course. it's got kylie minogue in it. can't get her out of my head. mkx wasn't a tournament. i actually know nothing about the story of mkx. yeah, same here.
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alright, i'm at the bonfire. oh yeah? yeah. that was quick. yeah, yeah, this is why i was spending half my time just shaking my head. all you gotta do is know where it is and then run to it. it's like you haven't had access to this game for five weeks, josh. oh yeah. so then, when he gets here we gotta go through this and open a gate on the other end. alright, i'm putting my soap down. there you go. just give it a minute. i see it.
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i have i forgive you. i mean, i was doing making the mistake of taking you literally. i should have been taking you josh ily. or diddly diddly. i am definitely gonna die here. alright, well let me know when you do, cause i'm waiting for ya, big guy. now do you have to be embered to summon? put down your soaps? can you put down your white soap? to be summoned, you mean? you have to be embered to put down a soapstone. i don't think so. no, i don't think so.
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uh... i actually didn't cover that one light socket, which is, uh, really bad. oh, what's killing him? oh, it was the... the... soap. here, have an apple. yeah, i know, there's bleach under there too. enjoy it. hey, the mirror works now. yeah, your health's filling up faster than it's going down. i think i have some batteries. i hear they're delicious this time of year. thanks for the orange. little vitamin c really gets it going on. your, uh, your skin color's looking very healthy indeed. dammit, eat the candle.
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no. eat this lock? those are my locks. what would you even do with those? walking crouched is so good. i'm surprised they haven't made a system yet where you can swap out the baby for like a cat or a dog or something. eh, i guess people really wouldn't want to see the dog get electrocuted. yeah, you got it. yeah, you know what? now that i said it out loud, i wouldn't either. those are my pills. oh, you're able to get them while i'm behind the couch. that's... shitty. what are you doing? grabbing some soap? i don't think so, mister. hey! hey!
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30 minutes? i need like 5. was that dan gheesling who said that? yeah probably, it was his big brother money. basically just like fuck everybody else. that was his strategy. are you doing the thing with the soap where you like lather up and then you pull your dick for a while? whaaaat? you shouldn't do that, what if you get soap in your dick hole? i don't know, burn for a second and then you get over it. yeah it burns for a second and then you get over it.
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how did this take me so long? it's real close. it's no problem. i get you to next fire. hey, you are a shuriken? watch out for this guy. watch out for this guy. he's blue sharking! oh my god! your dude sounded like a little bitch, josh. i am a little bit. he kinda sounded like you. hey, that guy dropped a titanite shard. there's another candle here. you can extinguish it. i'll just put it out with my hand. friendly man! he's coming back. it's unsafe with soap? what's unsafe about it? you shouldn't jail with soap, man.
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white summon... nah, i can use my white sign soap stone. oh, mine doesn't light up. i'm on the... you can't be in there, but you gotta be, like, above the bridge area. oh. right outside the door lets me do it. okay. just for the record, like, i don't ever wanna feel like i did that day. okay, i'm summonable in front of the door to the boss room. me too. i'm just gonna toss a low carvings. take me to the place i love. you like take me all the way. can you do the whole game co op? it seems that way, yeah.
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and then be good to like be a functioning member of society that quickly. yeah i'm jealous. it's impressive. my adrenaline kicks in when i got something to do. i'm just like shower, soap, water, splash, attack, and then run down the basement try not to break my neck. i'm actually i'm amazed because like if i need to do something
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