Quotes about “"sleep" "shirt on"”
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steven leahy. put a shirt on man, it's getting to be a little much. joshua klose. is it me or does the screw stink? i have no idea what you're talking about. mathis, we've had our differences, why don't you just go to bed? leo deckard, aka the guy from lost, go to sleep. glasses? where'd you get those?
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i like patrick g says soup simulator 2013. oh, i would play that. i'm telling you man, subway sandwich simulator. now i put the... can i just eat the soup? i just want to eat it, right click. cooked pot of soup, right click. goopy carbonara. that guy has no shirt on. but he's walking around with a hot pot of soup. just like tucked into his pants pocket or something. alright lady, yes i want to go to sleep.
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also, i do have to say if you have copious amounts of chest hair, i feel like you're going to have to wash your sheets all the time. at least with a shirt, you keep some of like the hair that naturally comes out when you're just kind of like ambiently existing. it keeps it kind of locked in one area. just shave your chest. why is it? yeah, you know what, just so you can go to sleep without a shirt on.
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perfection did it? no it didn't. so when i get hit by an enemy, i am going to lose perfection, right? it's not a permanent shmelt. it's not a permanent 11 luck up. if it is, that's amazing. okay. just shave your chest. wow, hey, you know what? just so you can go to sleep without a shirt on, just shave your chest.
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if you understand, then you understand. can you sleep without a blanket on? no, it doesn't feel right. that's how it feels to me to be like sitting on my couch without a shirt on. it's like, ugh, i can't sit like this. it's not right. it's just not done. i hate to say it, but i don't really think anything there is worth paying for, to be honest. i just, i don't believe it. anyway. i don't know, i just, i like being clothed.
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i feel more comfortable in a shirt. i do too, except if i'm sleeping. oh, you sleep shirtless? yeah. you don't? no, i sleep shirt on. what? yeah. what is the matter with me? i mean, i'm not enough of a boomer. like, i don't wear a button up shirt to bed, like in the... no, i wasn't insinuating that. the night before christmas with a pointy hat. but, uh... i don't wear pants to bed. like, i just wear, like, you know... well, yeah, i would really start worrying about you.
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hey, you gonna hit that one, nick? i love rob's like, uh... i don't even know. it's like a... like laughing but shouldn't be laughing. it's a guilty laugh. i'm basically denver the dog in that one video. left, sleep right. left, sleep right. eat the biscuits. yeah, i'm not green just because i'm a crocodile with a green shirt on. i forgot about it.
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and there's no other health related concerns? nah, that's it. he just glows in the dark. how bright does he glow in the dark? i mean, you know, as bright as a bioluminescent fish does. why does it have to be a he? okay, or she. that seems like a pretty sweet deal. yeah, i think that's probably pretty good. wouldn't they like not be able to sleep that well though? yeah, i don't know. what if they just put like a shirt on? well, their face would still be bioluminescent. they could wear a baklava.
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