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also think it probably means i'd have to change my sheets more often because i'm like a very hirsute man. why do i not sleep naked? i'm worried that like i actually like the feeling of wearing underwear because i feel like without underwear there's a chance i'll like roll weird and like twist my dick off or like create a testicular torsion event or something like that. so i'm a shirt and underwear guy
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i could never. my ass insane actually. this is why i literally won't ever sleep naked. that and bugs. bugs. i don't trust the bugs. they do. nice to meet you. 2005 after the you know earlier than that i was eating them as a little kid. really? i was definitely i was age seven, age eight. i'm overruling you. it's like 2005.
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i keep forgetting about that. the negative is free. the limit does not exist. how many chatters do you think are nude right now? how many people we got? around like roughly 10k right now. worst joker of all time? um, 9,883. okay. i'm gonna say, i'm gonna say 5%. so i don't know. 400 people. europeans who are home from work and sleep naked anyway. i'm not a naked andy.
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i did, i was off on the couch. i need you to talk to me about my feelings. you get to sleep on the couch? you can wait. i have a couch if you ever wanted to come here. but i wouldn't make you sleep on the couch, i'd make you sleep in the guest room. well how big is the bed in the guest room? it's either a queen or a full. it's a full. a full is like a double. how big is the bed in your room? queen. i'll take that one. you get to sleep naked.
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i i there's no way 95% of men even sleep naked. yeah, that sounds like bullshit to me. even in a hotel, i don't sleep naked. maybe especially in a hotel, i don't sleep naked. yeah, especially. have you seen the freaking uv light over there, or the black light over the bedspread? no. i am very surprised. it's a budget hotel. i don't want that much jizz all over everything. well, it was only between 2006 2007. maybe that was like a particularly hot year. it was a naked year.
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i uh last night i got into bed and i was like, holy shit. kate. this is like the coldest bed of all time do you sleep naked? no, i'm not comfortable around my body. i'm not comfortable enough in my body to do that yeah, sometimes i would take it pretty good. it's really gratifying. you should do it i know i mean i have done it but you know, i i don't like it cuz i feel like i
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but i don't like to sleep naked because it's like getting in a car without a seatbelt on, you know? like it just doesn't feel right to me. it's like i feel unprotected. the underwear keeps things where they should wear a condom when you go to sleep. i don't know where a condom when i go to sleep, nick. i'm gonna wake up with all this crusty, luke all up from my urethra. alright. that's not the point of it. it's to keep you safe. dude, did you guys get that pill? in like the room before the boss? yeah.
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paralysis. oh shit, really? my build gave me health up. oh, alright well, that's alright. yeah, it was a good build. thank you very much hitoshiro zero for the 28 months in a row. it's a lot of fun. you guys actually like, do you sleep naked on the regular or is it like a once in a now and then thing? it's not regular but it's pretty sweet when it happens. less than half? but like probably a quarter of the time that i sleep it's not good.
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is it related to anything? are there any factors in your life that make you want to sleep naked more? when i'm at pax, mostly. sometimes you just gotta... get out of bed and just like, if it's a little colder, i'll probably just sleep with something else. it's like a nice day. like, summer is like key. let's do this naked. summer is key. so i gotta be real. this is like the most embarrassing thing i've ever admitted on the show. maybe...
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i uh last night i got into bed, and i was like holy shit kate is like the coldest bed of all time you sleep naked no. i'm not comfortable enough to wear. i'm not comfortable enough in my body to do that yeah, t shirt sometimes. i see naked pretty good. it's really gratifying you should do it i know i mean i have done it, but you know i don't like it cuz i feel like i
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but i don't i don't like to sleep naked because i it's like getting in a car without a seatbelt on you know like it just doesn't feel right to me it's like i feel unprotected the underwear keeps things where they should wear a condom when you go to somewhere where a condom i go to sleep nick i'm gonna wake up with all this like crusty lubricant all over my urethra all right, and a way point of it to keep you safe. did you guys get the yeah that pill in? yeah, the room before the boss. yeah, i
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paralysis. oh shit, really? my pill gave me health up. oh, what? that's all right. yeah, it was a good pill. thank you very much, hitoshiro zero for the 28 months in a row. it's a lot of fucking runs. it is totally paralysis. you guys actually, like, do you sleep naked on the regular or is it like a once in a now and then thing? it's not regular, but it's pretty apt. i would say less than half?
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but like probably a quarter of the time that i sleep it's naked. is it related to anything? are there any factors in your life that make you want to sleep naked more? nah, i just like... sometimes you just gotta... yeah, then just like if it's a little colder i'll probably just i'll sleep with something else. it's like a nice day like summer is like key let's do this naked. so i got to be real with you. this is like the most embarrassing thing i've ever admitted on the show, but maybe i
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i'm not like gandhi. i'm like one of gandhi's first followers. i'm like, hey this gandhi guy is pretty nice. i'm gonna follow what he's got going on. yes, i know in 2018 everybody including gandhi is problematic. he did sleep naked with young ladies as a way to quote unquote overcome temptation which just sounds like if anybody used that excuse in the modern era you'd be like you expect me to believe that? what year do you think it is? 1954?
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the risk of animals rushing us down a very sorry. i'm very sorry gretchen. they're gertrude gretel i can't remember, but we still got pigs and these pigs are still working for us. they're a noble animal we have now 107 steel, so we're still smelting gordon ramsay in a bad mood. why is this? disturbed sleep naked you're not naked right you just have no pants on you know none of these colonists had pants are you kidding me?
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thank god, by the way, that i don't sleep naked. not because i would have gotten blood on the sheets, but because i would have gotten blood on the sheets and then had to change them. as far as chores go, you know, we wash our sheets. but it is one of my least favorite chores to do, to be honest. like, the laundering part is whatever. but then the act of like, you know, making sure that it fits properly and stretching it out over the course of the entire bed. i just consider like, out of all chores,
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