Quotes about “"should be in prison"”
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3519.16
the best comments are not the ones that are like, you're the asshole. there's never an excuse to spray a six year old with a spray bottle. the best comments are the ones that are like, not the asshole and also you didn't go far enough. your sister should be in prison for child neglect. my uncle would never have let me get away with that when i was six, except he couldn't cause he died saving me from the train tracks as a, and a so on and such as, and a, and a, and a,
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3472.00
i work at a mcdonald's and a dude dunked his balls in the magic shell chocolate. alright, so two things. he's a menace, he should be in prison. that's uh, that's unconscionable. secondly, i wonder what it felt like. i bet it felt kinda cool. especially when you like, you know, when it hardened and then you could like peel it off. i bet that felt kinda sick. get toasted.
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109.02
i was saying this in kate's chat, bluey is a good show. that being said, if you're an adult and you don't have kids and you watch bluey episodes as they come out, my opinion is you should be in prison. at least until you learn your lesson. but i genuinely... i reject the idea that as a streamer, as a pseudo public figure, i'm not allowed to have some insane takes. i'm just a normal person.
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1924.38
true, but canada's worst driver is scary for me. because there are some people that are just bad at driving, but then there's always one 26 year old dude who's just like, yeah, i've been in 80 accidents this year. no, i'm not going to stop texting and driving. and i'm like, this guy shouldn't be on tv. he should be in prison or something. ooh, did you see that near miss? i still get a rush of adrenaline when i nail a parallel parking spot in vancouver. it feels so good.
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3601.02
hey kid, suck brick! you know, it's so good because like that would murder a dude so quickly getting hit from a brick from like four feet up and then the corner just like connecting with your skull. dude that is like uh it's almost time for my annual macaulay culkin's character should be in prison bit from home alone 2. home alone 1 was self defense. home alone 2 he goes looking for trouble
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1206.42
how about the dude wearing it while he was driving? that dude should be in prison forever for sure. okay, sorry. put the wheel back on. but it seems like in all likelihood, like, nature will probably handle that one pretty quick anyway. no, no, dude! his driving was actually enhanced by the vision pro. except it did serve him an unskippable advertisement, like, while he was stuck at a four way stop, but
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1018.46
i don't know if that's scripted, they are doing real damage to society because i did get upset when i saw it. i was like, what are you doing here? it's 100% rage bait. they should be in prison because that is actually like a disinformation campaign designed to undermine the state of the modern family. i didn't really like the king of queens to be honest. yeah, it's not very good. i'll give you that one. i just needed an example.
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945.22
mm hmm. i wasn't bald back then. she wasn't intimidated by my scalp. okay, there anyways and apparently now she posts on reddit, by the way how did he get home? was he riding in a car with a drunk driver? probably he should be in prison maybe for life
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1597.42
so i'm always interested to hear like, you know, people's bad customer stories. because i feel like there are a staggering amount of people out there that... well, let me put it... let me rephrase. i feel like there's a small amount of people out there that cause all of the customer service issues or at least the vast majority. someone in chat said i work at walmart and they tried... a lady tried to get me fired because the store didn't have any limes. she should be in prison forever.
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4609.76
the cowgirl. and all the subsequent toy stories just originally introduced in the second one. he doesn't know you can cancel into a role? i know! that's why i need to be against people like me. i need to be... i need to be with my clique. i'm not with my clique anymore, that's the problem. if you know what a focus attack dash cancel is, you shouldn't be in my game. you should be in prison. that's what i've been saying the whole time! who pronounces it clique?
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