Quotes about “"she" "the one"”
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i think it's very use of your time actually. pretty good movies. i heart selena gomez. i heard my first selena gomez song the other day. and it's the one where she goes, just wanna look good for ya, good for ya. it's pretty, it's catchy. selena gomez. i'm trying to think of what she looks like and i can't. selena gomez adams. that's actually what i was thinking of. gomez adams. you know their house is a museum?
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nah, she'll have fun. it'll be a nice experience. i was thinking tots of pot sauce directly. at one time at least because she wasn't there to tell you not to. if i didn't do it, i wouldn't be able to do the stream. i needed that performance enhancing drug. the one night green was like, last night i drank a liter of whiskey. that's like what? that's like 30 shots. green did that? damn, green's the man. it required that level of toxicity just to remind yeah? like make yourself forget that you were doing it.
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but basically there'd be like half a busload of kids coming off and they'd hang out at our house after school for a couple hours and shit. so like she would make food but essentially i was the one who's doing the babysitting. you know, i had to keep them entertained. so you learn ways to lead other kids because i was like i had to help my mom out.
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thanks to this outrageous tier aura and shielded teepas. i believe in you from the start, you're the one that didn't my girlfriend's gonna be having tanberry nightmares all night. she had to fight them in final fantasy 8 for like four hours.
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you know who was a good dodger? no margaer c. iparra. that's true. oh, they're gonna say that lady that's always on that podcast. dodger? yeah, that's the one. she doesn't play baseball. oh. well, how do you know that? i'll trade shots. yeah, yeah. hey, everyone tweet at dodger and ask her if she plays baseball. don't do this! i'm sure she's heard that a couple of times by now. it's a bad way to network.
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and what will you do with the criticism once you have it? i'll get better. i'll find a way to take out an extra 70 points on the daily today. just go back in time and take care of that. take one extra bomb, get an awav's rune. maya's still pretty happy that she beat you on the one daily.
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she deservedly did beat me, but i will say, i can't take away that she got more points than me, but that was the one where i realized i wasn't recording halfway through and then was like ah fuck it. i kind of just started taking shit damage because i wasn't doing as much due diligence, but
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or you just look at somebody's hands or like look at the bottom of a tea glass cup. that's the one that gets me man. easy. take a stick, find some fucking water. it's all so easy. kate's grandma is like 80 something. so i mean she's all hey guys, thanks for being here. i'm not being rude with respect to kate's grandma. but she's definitely like
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josh you can speak swedish to me anytime. is that the one where malf's girlfriend was all like rumplehole? what is that? excuse me? rumplehole? she's from norway. that's it. josh you can speak swedish to me in any language. thanks man. i hope this doesn't set me on fire. it will never.
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i've been listening to the radio probably about 15 minutes a day on average depending on whether or not i need to go to the grocery store. you know what song is on the radio all the time? the every taylor swift song she's ever made in her entire life. true dat, true dat. especially the one that's like, you know, say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset babe. that one is like, that's all over the place.
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this is gonna be the one man. this is gonna be our 10,000 point score. that's really high. we're gonna have somebody handle food production all the time. it's gonna be beautiful. planet earth is blue and there's nothing i can do. no injuries. ah, she's got hp. no injuries, baby. no injuries. nice. that gives us one food, i think. let's just throw this in here. i don't want her to get injured. rip.
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did she want it? no. what? she did sign on. well then she, yeah, she wanted it to happen then. oh jeez, i'm not touching the one. don't touch it. wait, i lied down there. by making that joke? it wasn't a joke, i'm just saying, if you sign a release, then you did what you signed to do, right? oh!
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